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rahhh new discord server

decided to make a discord server but i dont actually know anyone to add so now im posting it on tumblr^^

It's supposed to be a safe space for LGBTQ+ people and systems. (we are pro endo tho so beware, if you start talking shit you will get a warning and a possible ban)

#system stuff #did system #osdd system #endo safe #pro endo #did osdd #discord server

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Regina George is a fucking lesbian. Nobody can convince me otherwise. That girl likes tiddies.

#mean girls #regina george #cady heron #gretchen wieners #sapphic #wlw post #wlw #lesbianism #fem lesbian

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Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.

Barty, mouth agape: ...

Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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Peter retaliating against the baby monitor protocols by changing the names of Tony's protocols

Something gets damaged in a fight

FRIDAY: “Road Work Ahead? Not Anymore It Doesn’t” protocol has been activated. Civilian property has been damaged.

Tony, not knowing the reference but cracking up anyways: Peter what

credits to @twistedcatastrophe

#marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #the avengers #marvel cinematic universe #my partner came up with this #i find them hilarious #tony is so confused #peter is dying of laughter #shuri just got got a feeling in wakanda that an amazing vine reference just occured #marvel headcanons

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Marlene rlly be me with my friends fr

Marlene: That shirt looks good on you

James: Thanks

Marlene: But it would look better on Regulus’ floor

Regulus: Are you flirting with him for me?

Marlene: Someone has to help

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders textpost #regulus black #marlene mckinnon #james potter #jegulus #james x regulus #starchaser

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James: I'm madly in love with you!

Reg *who was literally never told he was loved his entire childhood*: oh...um well good luck with that

#incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #remus lupin #family issues #love #regulus loves james #james loves regulus

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My siblings to me fr

Regulus: Sirius, please get out of my room.

Sirius: *Sitting on a chair an inch away from Regulus’s door, eating popcorn* I’m not in your room little Reggie :)

#yes sirius would be this kind of sibling #regulus would not so secretly love it though #marauders era #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #wolfstar #dead gay wizards #regulus black #siblings #family #annoying siblings

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I̿͟͞n̿͟͞t̿͟͞r̿͟͞o̿͟͞d̿͟͞u̿͟͞c̿͟͞t̿͟͞i̿͟͞o̿͟͞n̿͟͞!̿͟͞.⏎

ɴᴀᴍᴇ» Asher

ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs» they/xey

ᴀɢᴇ»I’m a minor

ʙ-ᴅᴀʏ» december 30

sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ» panromantic demisexual

♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛♛

ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs» humans, cliffhangers, racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes

ʟɪᴋᴇs» death, books, marauders era

ᴛɪᴍᴇᴢᴏɴᴇ»ᴇsᴛ

ʜᴏʙʙɪᴇs» reading and writing

Also I got the tism and the adhd:)

#pinned intro #introductory post #introducing myself #neurospicy #neurodivergent #autism #adhd #anxietyyyy

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Sirius: *cries into Remus’ shoulder*

Regulus, entering a room looking slightly disheveled and puffed out: sorry I’m late, I was doing things

James, entering being with a smug grin: I’m things

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus textpost #starchaser #marauders headcanon

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Regulus: *runs to get ready while blushing bc James broke him*

James: I have a date tonight

Regulus: *grumbling* good for you

James: good for US

James: I’ll be picking you up at 7

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #jegulus #jegulus textpost #marauders headcanon #james x regulus

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James “the simp” Potter

Regulus *hands James s flower*: This flower needs sunshine, so naturally it belongs to you.

James, voice cracking: Th- thank you l- love

Later talking to Marlene

James, head on her lap: aNd tHeN hE gAvE mE a flOWeR. Mar it was BEAUTIFUL- but not as stunning as him ofcourse and and and

#who wouldnt wanna talk abt jegulus their whole lives #i would sell both kidneys to see james the sun potter smile #regulus black can seduce you with daggers #james potter had a dagger kink #jegulus #starseeker #regulus black is the star #regulus is the star #sunchaser #starchaser #we love James #Reggie my beloved<3 #james is a simp #simply beautiful

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Wait until Reggie finds out about James being an animagus and realizes the reason he loves it is bc of the pun

Regulus: *calls James dear because it seems to make him really happy*

James: *loves puns*

#marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #regulus black #james potter #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #remus lupin #wolfstar #slytherin skittles #james is a simp #James is a dumbass #we love James #james is so innocent #regulus will laugh manically

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I just want to lock Regulus “Brainwashed Pureblood Supremacist” Black and Petunia “Wizard Hater #1” Evans in a room together and let their siblings watch

#random evening thoughts #you know that stuff would get violent #i'll bet 10€ on petunia though #marauders #marauders headcanon #regulus black #petunia evans #lily evans #sirius black #black brothers

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#art #culture #travel #photography #America sucks #teach peace

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Same dude, my mother doesn’t approve of me either

Remus: i think your mother doesn't approve me

Sirius: don't worry about it, she doesn't approve me either

#marauders era #the marauders #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #the noble house of black #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #remus lupin #wolfstar #mommy issues #trauma #my mom don’t like me

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Istg i had almost the same convo with my friend recently

James: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

James: and I started thinking

James: like it was just trying to get food

James: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

James: how would I feel?

Regulus:

Regulus: are you okay?

#james is so innocent #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #regulus is his mean protector #james potter #jegulus #james potter x regulus black #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #this fr happened tho #relatable

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“And remember we want to follow Loki’s example, cause mischief wherever you go!”

Anyone with 📖👼🏻 parents trying to force religion on to you with guilt tripping, turn it back around on them. They will realize how dumb it sounds to have someone try to convince you of things you don’t believe in. For example:

“I support you, im just so worried you won’t get into Elysium.”

“Satan loves you, please love him back.”

“Jesus is false idol worship, Thor specifically said not to do that.”

etc, etc, etc. Not only is it effective, but it’s really funny. Mix religions, use all of the above and more. Confuse the shit out of your parents.