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Mythical Travel Guide: Hogwarts

Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Unleash your true Magical Potential at Hogwarts Are you a bright witch or wizard looking for a transformative educational experience? Look no further! Hogwarts University of Witchcraft and Wizardry invites you on a spellbinding journey of knowledge and growth. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry invites you on a spellbinding…

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The 5 Most Haunted Places in the World you can Visit as a Tourist.

Welcome, brave souls and scaredy-cats alike, to a spine-chilling adventure through some of the most haunted places in the world has to offer! Whether you’re a thrill-seeker or just in need of some ghostly entertainment, join us on this amusing tour of the eeriest locations known to humankind. Grab your ectoplasm-proof gear and get ready for some hilarious encounters with the supernatural! The…

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Top 5 most Iconic Pets in Anime

Pets in anime are a popular and endearing aspect of many series. They often play various roles, from providing comic relief to being integral to the plot. There are countless other adorable and memorable pets in the vast world of anime. They add a touch of charm and often leave a lasting impact on viewers. There are many adorable and memorable pets in anime that have captured the hearts of…

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5 Fictional Weapons of Mass Destruction Capable of Destroying Entire Planets we're Glad aren't Real.

Well Oppenheimer has me thinking of mass destruction…again. the destructive power of an atomic bomb is nothing to scoff at, but as always the human imagination can always do better. So while the atom bomb can flatten cities, here are 5 weapons from science fiction capable of destroying entire planets we’re glad aren’t real. In the realm of fiction, there are numerous weapons of mass destruction…

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The 5 strongest Bankai in Bleach

In the “Bleach” series, Bankai is often a crucial turning point in battles, signifying the Shinigami’s mastery of their Zanpakutō and their progression as a fighter. Bankai is the ultimate and most powerful form of a Shinigami’s Zanpakuto. The strength of a Bankai varies depending on the abilities and skills of the wielder. Here are the five Bankai known for their incredible power often…

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thesarcasticfox · 10 months

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Top 5 Movies to watch instead If you were disappointed by Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

So the latest Indiana Jones Movie was disappointing. Indian Jones and the Dial of Destiny, is not a bad film in any way but it’s just…meh. Which some might argue is worse. The Indian Jones series is all about that sense of adventure and a swashbuckling protagonist fighting against the odds and casually killing people with a cheeky smile. And somehow Indian Jones and the Dial of Destiny just…

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Top 5 Most Iconic Femme Fatale in Anime

What is it about a beautiful women that may kill you at anytime that’s so enticing ? A Femme fatale is a term that originated in French that translates to “fatal woman”. It refers to a mysterious and seductive female character archetype commonly found in literature, film, and other forms of media, including anime. Anime has brought us some memorable femme fatales, strong and alluring female…

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thesarcasticfox · 10 months

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Top 5 Most Iconic Deadpool Suits of All Time

Deadpool, the popular anti-hero from Marvel Comics is ready for his 3rd cinematic outing with Deadpool 3. With Hugh Jackson returning as Wolverine in it the movie this is sure to be one movie to get hyped for. And maybe the movie might also showcase one or more of Deadpool’s iconic and sometimes wacky suits. While Deadpool suits may vary depending on how crazy his adventures get, here are five…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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5 Most Evil AI in fiction according to AI

Here’s a fun idea, with AI taking over everything from art to economics and genuinely giving smarter answers than most college frat boys, I thought it would be interesting to ask different AI what they thought the most dangerous and evil AI in all of fiction was! The experiment was simple ask 3 different AI programs the question of which AI they thought was the most evil in all of fiction, with…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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5 Most Iconic Serial Killers in Movie History

There are a lot of things that can be scary in movies. But for some reason, serial killers tend to really stand out. Maybe it’s because they’re the embodiment of pure evil, or maybe it’s because they’re just so darn creepy. Whatever the reason, there are some fictional serial killers that just scare the pants off of us. Here are 5 of the scariest fictional serial killers in movies. Jason…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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Sarcastic Movie Review: The Menu

What the Heck did I just watch? is a line I said on multiple occasions while watching The Menu. I went into this movie knowing nearly nothing about it except that it is a psychological thriller/horror flick and that Anya Taylor joy is in it. And I can say without a doubt that while it’s not perfect, it is a thoroughly enjoyable surreal bit of storytelling. Fox Rating: 8/10 The Plot Our story…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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7 Must know Monsters from Greek Mythology

The Greeks were masters of storytelling. We all know the stories of Hercules and Perseus, but what about the other mythical creatures that lurk in Greek mythology? Their myths and legends are some of the most fascinating and well-known in the world. And while some of their tales are relatively tame, others are absolutely terrifying, mainly because it’s filled with horrific monsters from your…

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Top 5 Anime Betrayals of all time

We all know the feeling. You’re watching your favorite anime, and things are going great. The characters are lovable, the plot is interesting… and then, suddenly, someone betrays the group. It’s a gut-wrenching moment, made all the worse because it was so unexpected. But why does it hurt so much when a character we love betrays us? Is it because we feel betrayed ourselves? Or is it because we…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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5 Times the Greek Gods were Just Massive Pricks

The Greek gods are some of the most powerful beings in all of mythology. They could control the weather, the seas, and even the destiny of mortals. You’d think that these ultra-powerful, old and immortal beings would act with the wisdom of the ages. But instead they usually acted really childish and petty. With their actions usually being more eyerollingly cringe worthy than most teen dramas. So…

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thesarcasticfox · 1 year

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Anya Forger: The Solution To Japan’s Population Problem

You know whenever people ask me which country I think is the most advanced country in the world my answer is always Japan. While I stand by this statement for the most part, that does not mean that this is the country that I want to live in the most. And it is in in no way taking away the fact that Japan is weird. For all the greatness that Japan has they do have some, let’s say quirky issues…

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thesarcasticfox · 2 years

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Sarcastic Movie Review: Morbius (A misunderstood Masterpiece)

Every once in a blue moon there comes a movie, a cinematic master piece that puts your faith back in cinema as an art form. A movie that is such an underdog, that had a troubled shoot and had every reason to fail. But through the sheer will of the universe itself comes together to create a piece of perfection. A movie that transcends the formula and it’s genre to become the next yard stick by…

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thesarcasticfox · 2 years

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Top 5 Fictional (Alcoholic) Drinks we Wish were Real

Ah alcohol, humanities greatest Vice. Is it strange that drinking is such an integral part of human culture. Fermenting fruits in order make a literal poison that makes your brain go dumb is as old as ancient civilization itself. So much so that the ancient Greeks gave one of the 12 seats of the title Olympian god to Dionysius the God of Wine. Now the real world has plenty of options for…

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