Thinking about monsters right now. More specifically werewolf pack and their little human lover.
Just thinking about them having an adorable little human lover but then they do weirdly animalistic stuff. Like nesting, being protective over food and shaking their hips as if they have a tail.
The wolves would adore it, maybe even encourage it by giving them all kinds of fluffy bedding and sneaking more food onto or off of their plate.
Speaking of food if their little human cooks these fuckers would bring anything needed just to beg their lover to make their fav foods. Poor little human is going to have to learn how to skin and gut their lovers kills just so nothing goes to waist. Dont worry their wolfy lovies will help by snatching nibbles and licking fingers clean.
And dont let me forget about after meal snuggles. These pack animals just need to cuddle up with full bellies with their sweet little love that made the best nest to relax in. They will definitely just puddle around their soft little human because everyone wants at least a gentle claw on their soft skin.
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Dragon Quest Monster reviews begin!
You will never ever guess what monster we're reviewing first
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How To Bargain With Rumplestilts
Rumplestilt: I will help you out of your predicament, but for a price: your firstborn child!
Me: Right, so you’ll help me in exchange for your firstborn child. Deal!
Rumplestilt: (accepts handshake, cackling) The bargain is set! There’s no backing out n . . . hngh! Wait, what’s . . . happening . . .?
(Rumplestilt falls to the floor, twitching and glowing. Glow fades to reveal a small bundle next to him)
Me and Rumplestilt: . . . . . .
(Bundle starts crying)
Me: Dude . . . did you just have a baby?
Rumplestilt: No, that can’t be . . . my kind can’t have kids! Why do you think we bargain for children?!
Me: Well, we did agree you would help me in exchange for YOUR firstborn child . . . I think we may have found a loophole?
Rumplestilt: (awed) Did you know this would happen?!
Me: Honestly I was just trying to be clever, this is way better than anything I expected.
Rumplestilt: (teary-eyed) I’m a dad!
Me: Congratulations!!!
Me: Oh shoot, but don’t forget about the bargain! The kid might disappear or something!
Rumplestilt: (clutches bundle) Oh my word, right!!!
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(A/N: It’s been a while since I messed with magical bargain tropes. XD Fun Fact: I learned while fiddling with this idea that a “rumplestilt” is, in fact, a name for a type of goblin! Which is great because I try to keep my guides species-focused and I did goblins in my very first one!)
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Forget Steamboat Willy. Heironymous Bosch's funnelbird has been in the public domain since well before anyone on this site was born, and is equally worthy of being absorbed into your game or strange comic project of choice.
Advantages: Funnel, bird, letter, wooden skates. Somehow tempting to St. Anthony.
Disadvantages: Lack of Arms, scoliosis.
Does he have demonic powers? Probably?
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Spawn of the Crypt by Nino Is.
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Sketches of some of my favourite ghoulz.
The reptilian-dog (werewolf) based on Pickman's Model and gorgonopsid/hyena. As well as my insectoïd vampires loosey based on Xenomorphs and other creepy crawlies.
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