#wrong partner

[mrkmciver]

Wrong Partner

#life lessons #personal growth #you #life #perspective #self improvement #people #reality #wrong partner #set back #financially

[aftermidnightmoon]

Take me back to the streets of Italy..

#authencity #thankful #fantasy #fairytale #rightplace #wrong partner #long walks #private thoughts #ready #to run #hopeful #but still #in the end #it didn’t matter

[zoneofsmites]

Im of the full (possibly delusional) belief that Durge is not the species that they physically appear to be.

You’re telling me this being crafted from nothing but bhaal’s flesh and his blood - this demigod - is actually a dragonborn/tiefling/human/elf/etc.

No. This thing is bhaal’s flesh and it just happens to look like that. They’re an imitation of a species, they’re not truly a (full)mortal being, they have no heritage aside from bhaal.

As a result I’m sure there’s some…oddities.

For example, a demigod child, not fully mortal. I doubt they adhere to the lifespan of whatever species they look like. Looking younger than they should. (less so perhaps with long lived races like elfs and half-elves where that is par for the course).

A dragonborn durge that by all accounts looks like a blue dragonborn but their breathweapon is acid. A tiefling durge that seems to be a Mephistopheles tiefling but they cannot cast mage hand, instead smiting like a zariel bloodline tiefling.

An elf or tiefling durge that doesn’t read as fey or infernal trough identification spells. Because they aren’t either of those things. Perhaps they could read as divine but not quite.

Members of a race that durge is supposed to be looking at them and sometimes when making eye contact they read as wrong. And some kind of uncanny effect triggers in their brain.

Give me more freaky durge who isn’t really what they appear to be at all. Just a little murder demigod crafted from dead god flesh to be the shape of something else.

#bg3 #durge #the dark urge #bg3 durge #bg3 the dark urge #bg3 dark urge #dark urge #bg3 headcanons #hall of wonders #zone of truth #this post is brought to you by me making my mephi-tiefling Durge mechanically a zariel tiefling to make them mechanically ‘wrong’ #and also by my thoughts of a durge who ages eerily slow for their species #(wdym this mid 30’s /pushing 40’s guy looks not a day past his 20’s???) #(how much would that fuck with gortash. when your partner who’s race is of a similar lifespan to humans hasn’t aged in the decade you’ve #that you’ve know them) #(personally. i would die a little)

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

#my autistic bastard and adhd disaster #poor souls cant communicate #AM I WRONG #good omens meta #good omens analysis #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #incorrect good omens #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #incorrect good omens quotes

[obsob]

oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!

#mine #cats #i was like losing it over th colouring yesterday like this SUCKS and then looked at it 2day n was like. anyway #ive been unstoppable since ive figured out how 2 do glowy things #me n my partner went ice skating this evening !! so so fun #i love how girls will just peacefully hang out in the centre ice doing spins n boys will fast and furious skate around at 100mph #like we dont need to be doing all that #as soon as i see a boy w hockey skates enter the ice i am now leaving the ice #anyway....i got a slightly dubious fantasy audiobook 2day we will....see...how it is #whenever i read a fantasy book written by a man my hackles are up i am scenting the air i am growling #have i finished assassins fate u ask.....no :3 #its been sitting at 30% for like 4 months i cant bring myself 2 read more KJBDSSK #there is like so much book left. so much that can go wrong #i will finish it soon i prommy i prommy...n then listen 2 th tawny man audiobooks :3 #ngl this fitz n fool trilogy isnt super doing it 4 me im not finding it as Invigorating for sm reason #still good !! but def my least fave of th three trilogies #anyway. i am going 2 bed

[apathtorecovery]

#emotional vampire #emotions #understanding anxiety #understanding PTSD #relationships #unhealthy relationships #emotionalabuse #emotional and mental abuse #relationship abuse #high anxiety #wrong relationship #wrong partner

[2apples-tall]

Why does no one talk about how in 1827 Crowley was like “Hey angel meet me at this grave yard at midnight 😘 I want to show you something 👀😏”

and Aziraphale just said “tehe 😍 ok 🥰😉”

#your gonna sit here and tell me i’m wrong?! #is this not what happened #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #good omens season 2 #good ineffable omens #crowly x aziraphale #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers

[lulu-and-tikki]

bug moment

BUG MOMENT I LOVE THAT CREATURE

#someone put him together wrong oh no #cats #cats of tumblr #my partner’s cat everyone! #cat named bug

[miss-americanbi]

shout out to all the demons (dyslexic people) who are having the time of their lives trying to spell “ineffable” or “bureaucracy” correctly post good omens 2

#neil says demons can’t spell guess i’m a resident of hell #y’all wouldn’t believe it but I spelled ineffable wrong twice just trying to make this post #don’t even get my started on bureaucracy and i’m a french minor #i simply cannot process writing it seems #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable wives #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #ineffable spouses #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #gabriel x beelzebub #americanbi’s posts

[i-like-media]

Hundreds of people have said it before me, but it's really so powerful Donna's first WILLING adventure with the Doctor is an insanely emotionally moving one with a very deep message that arose from her compassion (The Fires Of Pompeii)

Even if you don't know Catherine Tate is known for her wit and comedy, Donna herself is introduced as a very comical character. Her theme is comical, her actions and sass is meant to be read as comical and both Runaway Bride and Partners In Crime have a totally different narrative structure because of it. Like, both episodes having a lot of humour based around an unexpected scenario forcing both to improvise in funny and chaotic DIY ways.

When you first watch these two episodes you have no reason to believe their run together is going to be anything else! So it was such a brilliant decision to have the episode right after she joins the Doctor be one in which SHE'S pushing a moral dilemma onto the Doctor. To be all fun and games until she learns people are going to die and the Doctor plans to do nothing about it. To then also KEEP on pushing the subject DESPITE the Doctor, this alien she at this point still knows very little about, speaking about the world and time with a sense of authority like there Truly Really is nothing they could do.

The fact that the character who's introduced to us as the comic relief IMMEDIATELY turns around and tells the Doctor he's guilty of the death of a teenager and everyone around him if he refuses to help at all... That's such a powerful move.

#like showing empathy for someone who will die is something every companion would do. but Donna made it her whole business to tell the doctor #he is WRONG and rubbing it in so heavily as to why standing by would make him guilty... that is something few dare to do #no one tells donna noble what she can and cant do and what is and isnt right. shell always be the judge of that #donna noble #the doctor #tenth doctor #10th doctor #doctor who #doctor who analysis #analysis #episode analysis #the fires of pompeii #runaway bride #partners in crime #talkies

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #persona 4 golden #persona q #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #my favourite genre: yosuke introducing himself as yu's partner #ive checked p4au but i dont think theres a scene like this because its the one game where the two of them spend a lot of time separated #i could be wrong tho if anyone knows please let me know! #hes good with his queue

[that-spiderdog]

What do you think of your sweetheart angel ? I call the reader’s spider name the spiderangel .

"Ah, my sweet angel... I love them so much... They're so pretty and cute and hot and nice and kind and awesome and incredible and lovely and adorable an-" [ He keeps rambling about his partner for a little too long... ]

#smiling critters #smiling critters au #spiderdog au #dogday rp #dogday x reader #poppy playtime dogday #poppy playtime x reader #dogday #anon #dogday x y/n #dogday poppy playtime #sunnyangel #guys i think he loves his partner idk #could be wrong #loved this ask it gave me an excuse to doodle him lovestruck #btw you can totally make your oc/sona/whatever a spiderperson and send them to interact w this man idk...... just sayin.............

[tang3r1n]

+18, sex dialogue, sweet/soft gojo, i just wanted to write him saying nasty shit my bad, need him so bad FUCK.

“oh sweet baby, lookin so starved for cock, m’poor, poor angel~”

“ungh— such a messy lil pussy- huh? ya want me to spit on it? god, yes baby, fuck yes”

“takin m’cock so well, precious, messy fuckin face covered in cum”

“ohh?~ what this? pretty little thing all dolled up f’me, huh? you feel pretty, baby? yeah? aww, y’look just absolutely adorable, my love”

“is my sweet girl cryin? aww, im so sorry, i forgot my lil crybaby is so sensitive down there~”

“ya cunt’so loud tonight, messy thing, ugh— she’s makin so much noise f’me, so fucking hot—gonna cum, yeah, gonna fill your chatty pussy up, make y’even more messy~”

“yeah? repeat after me; ‘Sato loves me’, good girl, ‘i’m Sato’s angel’, such a good girl, ‘i deserve Sato’s love’, ‘i deserve to feel good.’ aww yes, good job my soul,”

“yes— yes, yes, yesyesyesyes— fuck, make me cum baby, yeah, love looking at you like this, so fucking wet n nasty when you suck me off—ungh-!”

“hehe, you’re so pretty, angel, i have such a beautiful girl with me, such a sweet ‘n soft baby, open up now, hehe, say ‘ahh’~”

k i’m done.

#.venus updated! #.v speaks #..jjk #..satoru #yeah mb guys #he’s just so fucking UGH #look he’s a fucker but i think he’d just be so soft and so careful with partners #also. #‘precious’ is his fav petname #prove me wrong #you can’t. #jjk smut #gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk x chubby reader #x chubby reader #jjk gojo satoru #satoru gojo smut

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 48

So does anyone know Soul Eater? Reapers with partners who can turn into weapons? Hear me out: DCxDP crossover where the phantom siblings have to flee and end up in Gotham, specifically in a certain Alley. Now the batfam aren’t entirely sure why Jason has started to talk gently to his favorite pair of guns or carefully clean them practically daily. Or why he treats him like they’re babies, but it’s getting more than a little concerning. And why did he name them Danny and Dani? And why does he have a rifle that he calls Dan that seems to set itself on fire?!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #Phantom siblings #red hood #batfamily #prompts #Jason: Huh I have 3 children now what d'ya know #Batfamily: Is something wrong? Is this a psychotic break?! #Phantom siblings: We gotta hide so the best thing to do is possess these weapons #Oh no we are now stuck in these weapons #Oh hey we can return to ghost form #Oh no we keep turning back into weapons #Quick find a liminal who can hear us to help #Weapon Partners Au

[essektheylyss]

did someone actually hate on your fave? or did they neutrally attribute a trait to them that you've unnecessarily negatively moralized and you hurt own feelings about it? or, perhaps, did you project too hard and now interpret even mild critique or simple acknowledgement of interesting character flaws as an ad hominem attack on yourself?

#like I'm sorry but. as an essek stan. skill issue. #ngl I'm more inclined to block someone going 'essek is baby who has never done anything wrong in his life and he should be exonerated' #than someone going 'essek is a horrible criminal and he should die' #the first is like 'incorrect. even his partner does not hold this opinion.' #the second is like 'depending on your tone it's possible you have a point. let's talk it out and see if you do' #I myself have also had my fave formally executed on occasion. for kicks and angst. 😌 #actually laughing this reminded me of a one-shot post live show that I never finished where caleb and essek basically have this conversatio #I should actually finish and post that #anyway this is not that serious it's just constantly on my mind on this hellsite

[nelkcats]

Darling Boy

"The monster's gone, he is on the run and your Daddy is here" Croc sing to the boy in his arms "Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful boy"

"You are not a monster, Dad" Danny said sadly "I know all of the people here told you so, but it is not true"

"Close your eyes, have no fear" Killer Croc continued singing

"That's not how the letter goes" Danny frown, only days ago he discovered he was "rescued" by the Fentons, who called Waylon (His Dad, he was his Dad) a monster (They called him a Monster too, why why why); Many years ago they were in a convention on Gotham and after seeing him and his dad walking on the streets they considered his biological father a monster, they stole him because they saw his "humanity" and wanted to "save him" (They stole that humanity too, THEY KILLED HIM, WHY)

"Before you cross the street, take my hand" Waylon couldn't stop singing, if he stopped he would realize this was all a dream, his boy would be out of his hands again (Like those scientists who keep screaming and pointing him with guns, stealing his kid, calling him uncapable of taking care of a human baby, screaming about him being a monster trying to kill his baby, but the cops arrested him and not them WHY WHY WHY)

"Dad please, look at me" Danny was going to cry (This was his father, his real father who just discovered cause his "adoptive" parents didn't have his papers) "please look at me, I am here"

"I can hardly wait" Waylon feeled the tears leaving his eyes, he hugged the kid closer, waiting for him to disappear "to see you come of age" he lost so many years (They stole his baby, They stole his baby, THEY STOLE HIS BABY, WHY IS NOBODY STOPPING THEM, PLEASE HELP)

"Papa, please" the halfa started crying, this was a mess, even if he didn't inherited the meta gen from Waylon ¿how could he tell his father he was half dead? That people see him like a monster? The only thing his Papa didn't want for him? (They stole him, they killed him, they called his Papa a monster, they called HIM a monster and now, ¿will he be able to broke his Papa heart again? ¿To tell him the truth?) "Please, I am here"

"Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful boy" Waylon whispered the last part "See you in the morning" he opened his eyes but his kid was still there (His baby was back, his baby was back, justice didn't work BUT HIS BABY WAS BACK)

"I'm here Papa, and I will not leave this time" the halfa snuggled into his father's arms, finally feeling safe, protected (Finally at home)

On the other side of the street, the bats looked at "Killer Croc" (That was not his name, Waylon Jones was good before justice failed him, was it their fault?) crying and hugging a child tightly, but without hurting him, it seemed that he was hiding him from the world (Could anyone blame him?) and they could not bring themselves to interfere

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #killer croc #waylon jones #Basically Waylon is Dannys father #He was raising him since the mother threw the baby to him screaming that she was not going to raise a monster #He was having a normal and happy childhood #Croc is a good father #He always sing that song to this baby #Until one day the Fentons stole the baby claiming that he was a monster trying to eat him #And a Monster couldn't raise a human #You're not going to tell me that with all their wrong theories the Fentons wouldn't judge a human crocodile #Danny found out and escaped to Gotham with Jazz help #batman #detective comics #Also #Waylon's partner (Danny's mother) leave him when his Meta gen activated and he began to appear more crocodile than human