#what started as a shitpost now has

[crackedpumpkin]

It is complete, some no regrets

Can I just say that this is the first thing I saw literally as soon as i woke up and I have absolutely NO REGRETS

I adore this, this is beautiful oh my god what have I done

HIS HAIR LOOK AT HIS HAIR HE'S GORGEOUS AND THE FLOWER?? IM A GONER YOU GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA IM MAKING THIS MY WALLPAPER NOW HOLY SHIT

also it took me a minute to see the top peft picture and bottom right and can i just say i am so so glad we're mutuals

@buthowboutno-spamming @morning-sun-brah @turtle-babe83 @zprites @afreakingdork @tmntxthings @theblindhag need to get on this fr i mean LOOK AT THIS IT'S GORGEOUS

#CPRambles #SMURF LEO #smurf 101 #what started as a shitpost now has #fanart #im crying #i forget im on tumblr sometimes #and this just whammys that fact right back into me #such a slay move honestly

[isatoru]

ok bro so i don't know how to make this post SDJFHSH and say hi hello i missed everyone without being awkward and facing cricket noises since it's been over a year since i’ve logged in LMFAO and ppl still following r gonna be like ??? but .... ASKDUSDL HELLO!!!!! 🙂‍↕️ to everyone that is still here ... <3

I MISSED YA'LL SM OMG ;---; i hope some of you still remember me so this won’t be too awkward 🙂‍↕️🙏

on that note!!!! i have returned because i have really bad gojo and isagi brainrot since rewatching/rereading jjk + getting into bllk fr this time LMAOO (also getou and rin... among others but currently mostly those!!) I AM ALSO CURRENTLY REWATCHING BNHA TOO AFTER SO SO LONG AND </3 getting back into that fs... shouto is currently hitting and i have not once thought abt him like that lmfaoo

+ i have so many fics i have completed that i want to post !!! i have been cooking in isolation and after much needed self growth and love in writing <3 ;v; (gojo, isagi, and nanami ones mostly lmaoo AND ALSO A SUKUNA SERIES I WANT TO POST) AND IDK WHAT TO POST FIRST LOL

also bro i want to yap about characters and arcs analysis sm lmao... i've gotten into just. writing analysis of stuff i read and get into -- i might even make a separate blog for that since i'm like heavily into berserk (like really bad bro, i willingly sat and wrote essays for fun during finals week just bc of berserk KJSDFH) and souls games too rn LMAOOO (bg3 as well perhaps if anyone is into that too!! i love shadowheart a lot... 500+ hours... and ow <3 1k+ yikes) i mostly just rlly wanna yap about blue lock and jjk and bnha somewhere even if it's to the void on here lmfaooo

also to the mutuals (that remain... <3) please do not be alarmed if u see me in ur notifs reblogging fics for my current faves and yapping in ur tags 🙂‍↔️ like in the next few days LMFAO i have been deprived of reading good fic for soooo long bruh and now im like. I NEED TO READ FOR GOJO AND ISAGI SO BAD…. i missed fic so bad...

would ya'll be chill if i posted writing out of the blue here lmao and changed my username ??... it wouldn't be too awkward ?? 🙂‍↔️ (for the username i will change it in a few days despite my impatience so i give everybody like a chance to get used to me being on their dash so it won't be too alarming LMAOO)

#i am way too lazy to make a new blog from scratch lol #idk how to post its been so long KSJDFHS (ALSO WHY IS TUMBLR SO SKINNY NOW LIKE THE DASH IS SO NARROW IM LIKE CONFUSED LMFAOO???) #also tf r community labels what is this... saw a notif on a dumb shitpost of mine and it is labeled?? as that KJHDSF idk what that means #so much as happened in the past year idek where to start but i am here to stay if u will have me ^_^ <3 #as a writer rebirthed or something to that effect LMFAOO bc there has been so much growth and finding peace in writing for me <3 #AND I AM NO LONGER SCARED! #HELP IM BEING SO AWKWARD THIS WILL GO AWAY THE MORE I POST I JUST. whew getting this post out into the dash is nerve wracking bro lmfaoo #over a year completely away from tumblr was strange cuz idk how to behave LOL #i do wanna post here so i just wanted to make this post in advance and like greet everyone and interact w everybody so its not too- #-awkward once i start posting writing and reblogging n such LMAOO #and also posting blog maintenance stuff :3 #KSJDHF LETS RIP THE BANDAID OFF AS THEY SAY #i am so excited !!!!! #i thought about some of u guys while being away from the app and just kjshdf i hope some of u r still here ;___; #i've also figured my interests n stuff out a lot this past year... #found out im bi gender also so. weeee ...

[spark-circuit]

was talking to my friend about how Gallagher's character stories sound like people are writing noir detective poetry about him

#i have only just started penacony but I've basically been a gallagher main my entire playthrough #he has carried me so many times i cannot WAIT to see him in story finally 💖 #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr gallagher #honkai star rail gallagher #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what I call shitposting #spark's honkai adventures #me: *grabs the nearest billboard* WHERE IS THE BAR

[queer-reader-07]

the worst thing about me being a Gen Z with a Gen X father is that i routinely use Gen Z slang & internet lingo around him to the point that he's able to accurately parse what it all means. AND THEN HE GOES AND USES IT AT WORK TO IMPRESS HIS TWENTY SOMETHING COWORKERS

#my dad is a manager at *insert big tech company here* so he works with a fair amount of recently out of college computer science majors #and they're like 'oh haha it's fine john's really smart and stuff but he is kinda old' #but then my dad starts talking like some gen z teenager and they're like 'wah??' #and of course he has to tell them he knows this shit because of me #his gen z child #like when i tell you all his coworkers know about me is that 1) i teach him slang 2) am a stem major and 3) i have pink hair #like what picture does this paint of me? #like. y'all. he told them he knew what rizz means #how am i supposed to recover from this #wrote this ages ago and now i don't even have pink hair anymore #oh well have this silly little post that's been rotting in my drafts for weeks #not good omens #shitposting about the stuff my dad does will never not be funny to me #personal #personal post #random

[empressofmankind]

I may or may not be drawing Crocodile in a ruffled shirt because I,

I LOV E PIRATES OK?

I feel very strongly about scuffed jackboots, overly tight striped pants and ruffled shirts.

AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF THIS.

particularly because he's got like the best titties for it

I am OK

I promise

Edit: I DREW THE THING

#Anyone who has seen even 1% #of my Euron Greyjoy fanart #is gonna know EXACTLY what I am on about #and knows PRECISELY what a hoe I am for that look #don't get me wrong #I am a massive sucker for sharp looks in suits too #*motions vaguely at the massive pile of Hannibal fanart* #but PIRATES? #DO U UNDERSTAND ME?! #yes the crocaine has well and truly started rotting my brain now #bury me #with this #one piece #sir crocodile #one piece shitpost #kinda??? #talking about art #instead of making art

[snowberai]

@kandidandi​ POCKET JUKEBOX POCKET JUKEBOX POCKET-

Music: Chirp but it was sung by birds - Youtube

#shitpost #kandidandi #I TOOK MY TIME MAKING THIS #WHY? BECAUSE IT SPARKS JOY #EVERYBODY HAS AN EXCUSE TO SHOVE YOU IN THEIR POCKETS NOW #GRFHJSGRSG #video #I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY TIME OKAY?? #OKAY #i might regret making this #IM SORRY KANDI JGRFSRHS #snow doodles #not my music #ignore how awkward it is at the start #okay?

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Oh my GODS it’s starting guys, Amazon and Warner Bros are beginning to get petty and fight each other over who’s better at LOTR 😂

#I can’t believe this is happening #we got the dumpster fire that was rings of power #like Sauron taking over Middle-earth #then Warner Bros and Peter Jackson step up and say fuck you we’re doing this shit and we’re doing it right #for context Warner bros are the guys doing the highly anticipated war of the rohirrim anime which is said to be amazing coming out next year #the fact that the rivalry has already begun between the two companies #and the fact that rings of power literally ghosted Peter Jackson when they started filming #and now Peter Jackson is working with the rival company #absolute poetic cinema #truly beautiful #I don’t care what happens #this is hilarious and the drama my little bored brain needs #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #elves #hobbit #legolas #lotr shitpost #silmarillion #mirkwood #the silmarillion #lotr #mairon #sauron #tolkien #rings of power #rop #Amazon lotr

[blueberrybanee]

Guess who's back, back again

Hi, I know I haven't made any of my own posts since like Christmas, but I'm sorta back now, I think ‼️ First post of 2024 is more Discord bullshit because I thought it was funny and I'm very hyper after watching the new TBB trailer 🚗

I. Don't know how to explain any of this because most of it is made up of oddly specific and absurd inside jokes between me and my friends + really bad humor (Don't talk to your besties after watching TBB S3 trailer guys /j)

(Part 2 comin' btw cuz I still have more screenshots to show)

That God damn Cad Bane car post got to me, man. I should not be finding it this funny hours later (Here's the post btw)

(Tagging the besties @linminty @twixedworlds @white-knight7255 and @ghastly-poltergeist isn't in any of these screenshots but I am tagging you anyway whether you like it or not cuz you a bestie /pos!!!)

#The Tun #Idk why I started calling Todo Toyota 360 but I think it's funny #THAT STUPID CAR POST HAS AFFECTED ME #NOW EVERYONE IS A CAR! #Please don't ask me what The Tun is cuz I'd be overexplaining forever /j #Also idk why Hemlock became toast??? Bread??? #Idk why Todo is swearing but I think he has a lot of pent up rage #He's just too polite to use such words 99.9% of the time #star wars #star wars shitpost #the bad batch #cad bane #todo 360 #IDK WHY TUMBLR MADE A SEPERATE TAG FOR THE TUN BUT IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH

[lesenbyan]

Me: maybe I don't have OSDD. Maybe I'm just faking. I can't hear any voices but my own and no one else takes full executive control and intermittent OCD might just mean I'm faking that and-

Me: finds aphantasia posts in the DID subreddit

Me: oh. maybe I do have osdd. ok.

#personal; #MUCH more validating to see other people #someone was all 'sometimes i know i have cohost bc mood' or something on those lines #and i just OH! OH MOOD #(literally going down this hole bc i'm p sure the like. really bad OCD belongs to Someone but also felt like saying that felt Fake™️ #along with the Super Bad Insomnia (maybe same person? dunno) and a few other Neuroses) #so that was nice. most of these replies aren't as complete aphantasia as me which is frustrating #but ANY is much more helpful than the super visual focused language normally used #(ig i should start a journal?? never been good at those) #ANYWAY past my bedtime good night gotta shove my insomnia alter into sleep #(i just wanna be able to figure out who is who and has/thinks/feels what yk) #(All i know is Eve is an alter- which is part of why i squint bc now i gotta consult the kin list) #(i had a mediocre shitpost about that i never made bc it was mediocre and i wasn't out of the system closet to my mom who has DID) #(and also mom baggage re: kinning but that's. sorted? something like that)

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

as someone who's been doing deep dives lately into the characterization of both the gang and the oldgang from sdmi, the maxim from @thecottageinthedark that 'you don't join a mystery solving gang without being at least a little bit autistic' has not failed me yet

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #thecottageinthedark #SDMItag #shitposting #this ranges from 'definitely intentional on the writers' part' to #'maybe not intentional; because it probably doesn't bring to mind a brand of autistic they'd recognize as such; but it tracks' #to 'i don't know if this one was intentional or not but WOW this mf has the TISM' #for one thing when i started this rewatch i was not expecting to get smacked in the face this hard by how very very autistic shaggy is #just blatantly autistic it's wild. my son now honestly #especially big ouch because like this is shaggy Of Cowardliness Famous and all #but sdmi shaggy is really really obviously an abused autistic kid who is just a ball of fear and anxiety #who's learned to fawn and lie and give ground and in general is constantly trying to find ways to *escape a situation* #and he STILL constantly does things that get him in trouble because it just does not occur to him they won't be what someone wants to hear #even when he is actively trying to figure out how to appease them #and even though he is far from perfect he's actually a really sweet kid who is trying his hardest to be kind and caring and 🥺 #bless him #shaggy rogers #sdmi shaggy

[byanyan]

byan, wearing a kuromi top, jewelry, & boots, reaching into their kuromi bag, passing by their kuromi wallet, kuromi lip balm, & kuromi snacks, to grab their light up kuromi lighter in order to light their joint, all while looking at you with a raised eyebrow bc they have no idea what that look on your face is all about

#this is the part where I joke that their fave is actually hello kitty #but nah hello kitty's second. kuromi is best girl she's the cutest baddie she's their fave #hello kitty's cute and all but she lacks the chaos & edge that kuromi has which naturally appeals to byan #idk what the point of this is other than to say that byan is not-so-lowkey-obsessed with sanrio/kuromi....... #I definitely had a thought in my mind when I started typing but it's long gone now....... #I'm still hitting post tho. FIGHT ME. #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Went to the drugstore the other day for soup because I wasn’t feeling well. And on my way out I got stopped by the guy tabling for charity and he said don’t you want disabled kids to get to go to horseriding camp (and other services)... and like yeah, I do want disabled kids to get horseriding camp (and other services) and I guess I am willing to give some money for that so I was stood talking to him and he asked me about the birds. Did I see all these birds.

And I had to say yeah, that’s normal for this town, right here is where the birds come to sleep. I don’t know why. You can see them every day, as it begins to get dark, flying towards the intersection of the main road where the high school is and the highway. It is Entirely Normal for there to be Thousands of Black Birds at the Crossroads at Sundown. It is Normal for them to be Screaming.

And then, possibly, a bird touched something it should not have, or perhaps not. Maybe the electrons zigged when they should have zagged. But the transformer on the powerlines 20 feet from us exploded. The next one down the lines also exploded. Unexpected and bright and loud. I ducked and swore, profusely. The young man tabling for charity also ducked but did not swear, because as he had already explained to me the iPad he was holding was recording our interaction for quality and training purposes.

And then there were thousands of terrified black birds in a swirling changeable vortex above us, Double Screaming, and I had to tell the poor boy “This part isn’t actually very Normal”. And then I had to get on a call with the admin part of the charity to give verbal consent for them to charge my card so disabled kids could go to horse camp (and other services), and the poor guy tried, he tried so hard to explain before he passed me the phone that sorry, the entire world exploded a few seconds ago and we and thousands of black birds are still a little upset about it, and the electricity is still out for everything in the visible area, but I could tell the person at the desk at the other end didn’t really understand. They had no way of knowing what we had just seen.

#this is worded like a shitpost but is 100% true and unembellished #search heb grackles on youtube if you want to know what kind of noise these birds make when they are just chillin #and imagine how much it would intensify if they were upset #I feel like the world is healing or I am because interesting stuff has started happening again after being a grey haze for the last 3/4 year #first i was nearly an axe murderer in the home depot and now this. in one week

[guinevereslancelot]

i am constantly amazed and delighted by all the gifs i see on here btw. so much skill and time and talent goes into even “simple” sets and its always so special to see. even if a scene has been giffed by 500 people everyone has a slightly different way of editing and coloring a scene and its so beautiful and inspiring. your specific contribution is unique and amazing. so much love to all gifmakers and creators on here. you are the backbone of this site and i genuinely wouldn’t want to be here without all of you. dont get me started on fanartists and edit makers and fic writers as well u are all so essential to this site and what makes it special. from the bottom of my heart thank you. you make this site so special and fun For Free by sharing the joy of what u love with others and i love you all <333

#i remember before i could gif how amazing gifmakers were to me and how essential to fan spaces #and i couldnt even imagine how they did it #and now that i can do it its even more special #bc i know how much effort and time they put in for sets that often get only 200 notes or less #but that content is so important and vital on here despite how little people appreciate it sometimes #and i especially love how gifmakers support eachother on here #u guys inspire me daily ilysm <3 #every gifset i see on here i see in such a new way since i started giffing i appreciate each one as a work of art!! #even if its for a fandom im not in im seeing and appreciating #and it makes me happy to see it #and so often i discover new shows to love bc of the wonderful gifmakers on here #idk what my point is really but sometimes looking at all the gifs on my dash im just blown away u guys are all so amazing and talented #for free!!! #and i love to see u sharing the joy of something u love #this has been a shitpost #anyway this is a love letter to all content creators i love you so much #positivity

[spark-circuit]

found a phone app that lets me stick images on top of each other. blacked out for five minutes only to return to my group chat filled with these. 👍

#I just started luofu arc for a lil context #honkai star rail #hsr #spark talks about nothing of relevance #now that's what I call shitposting #spark's bad phone edits #^ i think that's my tag. it's nearly midnight man idk #phone app is PhotoLayers btw. this has given me far too much power. #i don't really know what the tag would be for tumblr text edits but yeah

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

Blog Update • December 24, 2023

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#mod rambling #not a suggestion #lmao hiiii. hi. sorry i like never post anymore #ive contemplated deleting this blog for good quite a few times but id have nowhere else to put my shitty cannibalism memes/jokes :/ #and actually i realized theres a few things here saved from blogs that also deactivated w/o warning. i had no idea there was one blog i #really liked and then suddenly looking thru my old posts on here i rbed something of theirs and realized theyre gone now. wow #i wish id saved more. but anyways i have a bunch of uhhh both aesthetic & shitpost shit in my drafts backlog #a. lot. so i might just start posting that slowly over these days. i might try and write some short things here and there too #bc u kno this STARTED as a '''suggestion''' blog but im sure as hell not doing that much of that lmao. sorry guys #or just make more shitposty posts courtesy of moi. idk. smthn cause i kinda feel bad abandoning this #also this blog has a tendency to update whenever im in deep mental crises and. hahaaaa guess what chat ur not gonna believe this #anyways yeah surprise im alive. for now. ill start organizing the queue. thx to all who stayed for ur patience

[magentagalaxies]

as i'm reading the buddy cole autobiography of course i'm thinking about aubrey aubergine's backstory and tbh i think it'd be really funny if the events of other girls are canon to aubrey as a sketch character but ze just doesn't think they're the most interesting thing about zir. like someone comes up to aubrey like "hey weren't you in a time loop when you were in high school?" and aubrey just sarcastically responds "wasn't everyone in a time loop in high school?"

#blorbo from my brains #honestly i feel like it's in character. all the other main characters in other girls have some big moment #that's like this is the most important night of my life and i'll remember it forever #and not to say aubrey *doesn't* have that bc of course the decision to not rely on zir powers is huge as well as their bond with juno #but aubrey's in a unique position bc zir character growth is tied to walking away #and letting go of this idea that the night has to be important at all and allowing zirself to just be a kid regardless of lillly #idk if aubrey's happy ending is even being told about the time loop. like ze probably finds out eventually #even by eye of the beholder ze suspects lillly isn't telling the full truth #but while the rest of the characters have their arc tied to what they do with the information that their world was not what it seemed #aubrey's arc ends with this idea that high school doesn't define who you are. and i think that's why the character stuck around afterwards #and why zir arc became the one i related to most by the end of the production even tho it didn't start out that way #damn this was supposed to just be a shitpost but now it turned into character analysis lmao