#not good omens

[ineffabildaddy]

honestly? that one David Tennant Richard II Kiss™ is my favourite acted kiss in history

look how ridiculously tender and how achingly desperate it is. so gentle, so kind, and yet so selfish at the same time. i've never seen anything quite so human

just. just look at these

there's something so genuine and chaste about this kiss, while also being gorgeously passionate and heated and...... it's just perfect

#not good omens #david tennant #richard ii

[azirafuck]

yes yes I can be normal about ofmd i can be normal abt stede writing ed a letter and giving it to the sea i can be normal abt him being so open about his feelings i can be noemal abt ed painting the wedding statuettes i can be normal about izzy i can be normal abt Jim's new hair i can be normal abt frenchie i can be normal about fighting sequences i can be normal abt stede screaming. I can be normal about it

#(she was - of course - lying) #ofmd #not good omens

[queer-reader-07]

i love that "my brother in christ" has become a thing that secular people on the internet just say for shits and giggles. like yes i'm so on board with co-opting phrases i remember hearing at sunday mass and turning them into silly little internet words.

#is this too niche? #i found it in my drafts and i'm finally letting it see the light of day #not good omens #ex catholic #personal

[thebookshoparoundthecorner]

TV Moments My Computer Paused On That Could Be Memes: Ducktales (2017) Edition

These resurfaced on my computer from when I watched the show for the first time, and some of them were too golden not to post! Enjoy, Ducktales pals!

(also Good Omens friends if you're looking for something wholesome and heartfelt to watch post-s2, David Tennant is MAGNIFICENT as the voice of Scrooge McDuck, the cast is fabulous and hilarious, and the storylines are genuinely incredible, so I definitely recommend checking it out!!)

#not good omens #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #scrooge mcduck #donald duck #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #goldie o'gilt #launchpad mcquack #the three caballeros #ducktales memes #somehow della didnt make it into these idk why my computer never managed to freeze on her #i guess its because nothing can stop della duck lol #this one goes out to my ducktales mutuals ily

[ineffablehusbandscentral]

A commission Im going to post the rest of soon

#ofmd #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #ed x stede #blackbeard #not good omens #our flag means death

[sentientsky]

i'm still only a few hours into bg3 (mostly cause i'm working with a laggy computer that screams at me every time i try to open the game), but i've heard stories about gale, and these are my conclusions thus far:

#(alex is asleep so you all get to deal with my terrible memes and ramblings in the meantime. i am so sorry ajkdljad) #anyway i haven't even met gale in the game yet but his loser energy (affectionate) has captivated me already #i'm going to bed oh my god i'm so tired. okay goodnight ajkdslja #bg3 #gale bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #shitpost #bg3 text post #bg3 memes #not good omens #will return to our regularly scheduled good omens shitposting when i wake up lol

[yourpaceangel]

It’s unfortunate that I say “oh wow I love cannibalism” and mean it as like “I love the symbolism of needing and wanting someone So Much that you have to have a part of them Inside Of You in a way that is stronger than a sexual need” or like “this is a form of holy communion” or like “this is one of the oldest ways to show desperation and fear and raw animalism with the consumption of another” and people just hear “I’m a weirdo that wants to eat someone”

#text #not good omens #OKAY BUT LISTEN #it’s about how some cultures practice cannibalism as a part of honor for the body and soul during death rites #and its about how some cultures throw out the word cannibal the same way they would murderer #and like it’s about growing up being told that to be holy you have to consume the flesh and blood of another #and they try to make it sound pretty but that’s what it IS #the literal consumption of the divine! #it’s about how we consume the body to feed the SOUL #and like it’s about how you can elevate another person to that holy status #that you can love them so much you need to have a part of them inside of you #it’s about the SYMBOLISM #and it’s about honoring other people even if you don’t understand them #i need to be clear about that

[captainblou]

Anxiety levels are really high these days and strangers on the internet are the only human interaction I'm able to suffer these days...

So I guess I wanted to say thank you to anyone who interacts here because I'm slowly drifting down and your kindness helps me to keep my head out of the water

💛

#not good omens #personnal #just needed to vent #anxiety is a bitch

[worse0mens]

PSA to real human writers… Just got a comment on ao3 accusing one of my stories of being AI generated, because some software has identified it as being from a specific AI writing generator. Needless to say, it’s not, and it was upsetting to get in my inbox. I found a Reddit thread discussing similar comments which appear to have popped up around April Fool’s day, but obviously they’re still popping up now if I’ve just got one.

It’s hurtful and worrying to get one of these but since I think it’s probably a shitty prank, a troll, or a bot, just report it as spam and move on. The username on the comment for me was just a string of letters which probably indicates a bot.

#not good omens #spam bots #ao3 #psa

[brainwormcity]

I have chest hair growing out of my top surgery scars and I just... 🤢

Other than that though! It's been five months and I hate my body just a little bit less. I'm lucky and so, so grateful.

#trans pride #trans guy #trans #trans man #ftm #transgender #transgender pride #top surgery #not good omens #surgical scars #top surgery scars

[ineffabildaddy]

there’s nothing in this world more beautiful than a man with a pussy. well maybe a girl with a dick actually. tbh they’re on par

#i dunno i just think male pussy havers are a great genre of people #not good omens #except it is good omens cause nanny ashtoreth and brother francis #ineffabildaddy

[azirafuck]

every day i kiss my pioneer 9 tattoo and mentally bully jon bois

#17776 #20020 #wRONG BLOG #FUCK #not good omens

[queer-reader-07]

if you would allow me to be sappy on main for a moment, i think there is something so powerful in choosing to fall in love with the world and with the human story.

i can't speak for everyone, but i know that i went through a period in my life where i was nothing but cynical and nihilistic about the world. i had convinced myself that nothing mattered, that if the world fell apart before my eyes it was what we deserved.

but here's the thing, cynicism isn't sustainable. you are never going to be able to find joy in this world if you convince yourself everything sucks and there's no joy to even be found in the first place.

yeah, sometimes the world does suck. sometimes all i want to do is curl up in a corner and sob because i'm violently scared that my loved ones won't come home safe because they dared to exist as themselves in this world. i cannot put into words the levels of fear i felt for my mom's safety during 2020/2021 when anti-asian hate spiked in the US, i worried everyday that she would not come home because how dare she exist as an asian woman in this country. when anti-trans legislation started picking up steam i was, and still am, scared for the safety of myself and all the trans people i know. the world sucks sometimes, people suck sometimes. but i refuse to let myself give up.

i want to believe in beauty of the world, i want to be able to revel in the fact that we are alive, that i am alive. and that our being alive means that we can create beauty and wonder and joy.

i get to enjoy the art that people create, because oh how special is it that we create art? that i can open my phone and read beautiful words crafted by people oceans and countries away. that i can bask in the beauty of the drawings and paintings people so kindly share with the world. that i can walk into a library and be surrounded by generations of stories that i have the privilege of reading. that i can go to a concert and experience the transcendence of live music.

but i also get to experience the beauty of nature. i get to watch as the clouds turn pink on my early morning drives to school. i get to take photos of the cherry blossoms in the few weeks that they turn pink in the spring. i get to look out my car window on a clear day and see the mountain grace us with her beauty.

i am alive. we are alive. why should we waste this life wallowing in cynical despair?

i have to believe in the world. i have to believe in the human story. i have to hold onto the hope that life is worth living and that things will get better. i am reminded of that hope every time i see art that makes me feel alive, every time i read a book or a poem or a story that makes me feel like being a human is a beautiful thing, every time a song transports me into a new world. i am reminded of that hope every time i talk to my friends and am reminded of why i love them so deeply. i am reminded of that hope every time i learn something new and feel the joy of new beginnings and new experiences wash over me.

i hope. and that is a powerful thing. it is a powerful thing to hope and to love and to believe. to hope for a better world. to love the world. to believe in the world.

a friend told me recently that i love and care for humanity fiercely and gently. and i think that's the root of it all. i don't just love my people, i love people. i love the human story, i believe in the human story, i have hope for our story.

it is powerful to love and believe and hope when you exist within a society that wants to beat you down. it is powerful to love and believe and hope when you are the "other" in the social order. it is powerful to love and believe and hope when you used to think you were not worthy of those things.

it's hard to love and to hope and to believe. but i have to, for my own survival. i have to allow myself to fall in love with the world. i have to allow myself to believe. i have to allow myself to hope. because for so long i didn't allow myself those things. and i think that is a powerful thing, that i can allow myself those things now.

#this ended up much longer than i'd intended #woops lol #i just love the world and the human story and art #love is powerful #hope is powerful #and don't let anyone tell you otherwise #love #radical hope #radical love #personal #musings on love #not good omens

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

#not good omens #losing my mind #youre welcome #sandals cat #he WEARING them #they are ON his TOES

[sentientsky]

lady cassandra o’brien really truly is nikola orsinov’s wildest fucking dream

#she’d point at lady Cassandra like ‘JON WHY CANT U BE MORE LIKE HER. JUST LET ME FUCKING MOISTURIZE U’ #it is midnight. my brain isn’t working. I’m so sorry for putting this on your dashes. i swear I’ll be normal by morning #if u want to blame someone for these terrible words I’ve made u read pls blame @actual-changeling for persuading me to watch this show #(/j. i love the show aksjakdj) #(be nice to alex) #not good omens #doctor who shitpost #doctor who #shitpost #tma shitpost #tma #the magnus archives #nikola orsinov #doctor who series 9 #christopher eccleston #billie piper #rose Tyler #the ninth doctor

[hope-inthedark]

I need some help!

Hi, friends.

I come bearing some,,, interesting news today. I took a bad fall while hiking in Glencoe a few days ago (tumbled off a small cliff, broke my fall mostly with my face and right side), and while I am mostly okay and it certainly could have been worse, I am still unable to work this week and am losing necessary income. If you or anyone you know is able to help, I would greatly appreciate it!! If you can’t help financially, any signal boost would be wonderful.

I know this isn’t my typical type of post, but I also hope that it won’t be a bother to any of you. The link to my GoFundMe is below.

Thank you! All my love, and get ready for GO2!

Hope

https://gofund.me/d5ffe563

#not good omens #I know this isn’t usual and I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t need help #truly anything helps #thank you so much!!