#CPRambles

[crackedpumpkin]

just watched the new spiderverse movie and i am SOBBING. thrown to pieces. ideas are brewing in the brain cauldron rn i love it oh my god.

review? 10/10, watch it or youll regret it. had me sobbing 3 minutes into the movie, thats how you know its good.

#into the spiderverse #miles morales #miles morales x reader #into the spiderverse x reader #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse x reader #CPRambles

[crackedpumpkin]

i would trust dallas liu with my first newborn have you seen that man he would raise my child to have an incomprehensible amount of charizzma

#atla live action #atla #cprambles #dallas liu

[crackedpumpkin]

Trolls.

I have been inspired by TROLLS.

Here is an unsolicited review in shortened important bullet points.

Trollstice was the friend we made along the way.

The king is an immigrant

The trolls are immigrants

The chef is a wannabe zuko (with no redemption arc.)

No kissing allowed in troll town.

Branch x poppy is grumpy x sunshine

Their theme song is black eye by vernon

He fell first, she fell harder

He’s in DENIAL

“Little slappy, make daddy happy?”

They have tresus (troll jesus)

The king gristle is a short king <3

The forest holds unspeakable horrors

The forest is an ally

King gristle is a latino

Fishlegs wants people to call him “his royal awesomeness”

Bridget is bi, she came out

The emergency bib

Branch has RIZZ, poppy is OBLIVIOUS

Branch got that apocalyptic rizz

They can cure depression with singing.

“Depression takes away your glitter”

They shitted in her eyes

Justin timberlake is anti-depression

Justin timberlake is the cure for depression

Justin timberlake = ally???????

#CPRambles #trolls #trolls dreamworks #broppy

[crackedpumpkin]

yes yes dragon rising season 2 part 2 is coming and we want more stuff but can we actually talk about whats important that should be included at any cost.

where the fuck is dareth

#cprambles #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago rambles

[crackedpumpkin]

Might not be "Cherry Blossoms In A Different Dimension" fanart but it is "101 Ways To Live" fanart. I love the new series you're writing so I drew one of the scenes, I'm reading it on ao3 :D I love the concept/idea!!!

I can't wait for the next chapters to come <3

HWJDIEOD BABE

B A B E

I TEARED UP SO BAD OH MY GOD, THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME IM CRYINF LIKE NOT EVEN JOKING I LEGIT TEARED UP

this is the first ever fanart ive ever recejved and it is stunning. I LOVE it. there are no words to describe how euphoric i am rn🫶🏻😭😭😭

the fact that u took time to draw this?? because you like my work???? i am literally over the moon right now you have no idea.

as for cherry blossoms i am SO guilty for being so behind on my updates LMFAO I APOLOGISE IM JUST BUSY TRYING TO BALANCE EVERYTHING I GOT GOIN ON <3

but seriously though, thank you so much for this wonderful work. its really made my day so much better, and i adore your art style <3

#CPRambles #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x reader fanart #101WTL fanart #amazing artwork #im in shambles

[crackedpumpkin]

Got tagged in this by the lovely @urfavarab , but I'm starting a new one since the previous got super full ahahah

Tag 10 or more people you'd like to know better

Relationship Status: Single, but might fyck around and find a fwb at this point ngl. I'm picky though so I'll fill the void by deepening the endless pit of love I have for my stupid silly fics about the stupid silly characters I am in love with. (AKA I'm kinda highkey shallow)

Favourite Color: Black, because it's slimming and I'm a little insecure about my curves lololol. I'm currently trying to incorporate more color into my wardrobe though, but it's mainly expanding with earthy tones like brown and green :>

Song stuck in my head: Blender by 5SOS, because of the funky ass bass. Stupid bass. I'm currently saving up to buy an electric guitar because I wanna learn it and go busking.

So in terms of that, another song that's stuck in my head is 'That Band' from the anime Bocchi the Rock, specifically the riff in the beginning that's in the show. It's so sick I puked internally when I watched it.

Favourite Food: Oooo this is a toughie. I don't think I have anything I like in particular, just depends on the cravings I have that day. But I do go for literally anything spicy. You bring a bowl of chilli wontons and it's on sight /hj (i would kill for dumplings/wontons)

Last song played: Well shit. Here's the thing. I have a tendency to listen to a song on repeat for fucking days, and I'm listening to Finesse by Bruno Mars because of this animation I found on Instagram. It's genuinely so sick and now the song's stuck in my head and will be for the next few days :)

Artist mentioned: rikachewey on Instagram, you guys should go drop them a follow!

Dream Trip: Well it's actually coming up for me in June! I'll be travelling to South Korea for my Graduation Trip with 2 of my closest friends I've known for over 4 years. I'm so excited for it ahahah, I'll be flying off on 11th and coming back on the 22nd :> who knows, maybe my trip will churn the creative juices and I can milk my brain :D

Last thing I googled:

....................... 👀 anyway,

No pressure-tags~

@buthowboutno-spamming @theblindhag @zprites @knightish-knight @turtle-babe83 @s-s-ironnie

#Fun chain! #CPRambles

[crackedpumpkin]

no bc how am i supposed to write smart characters being smart when i am in fact not smart this just means i need to devise genius plans with an evil undertone and a dash of fuck it we ball

HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN ALL MY PLANS ARE FUCK IT WE BALL

#CPRambles

[crackedpumpkin]

Please stop me

I literally started out writing fluff and yet here i am?? Fucking end me guys do i continue with this or do i stick to fluff oh my god

#CPRambles #miles morales #miles morales x reader #miles x reader #spiderverse #spiderverse x reader #into the spiderverse #spiderman: into the spiderverse

[crackedpumpkin]

hey guys genuine question whats a good way to reset a sleeping schedule or smth haha its definitely not 6.19am and im still awake.....

rly tho wld apprexiate any tips for getting my sleep cycle back in order 🫶🏻🫶🏻

#cprambles

[crackedpumpkin]

It is complete, some no regrets

Can I just say that this is the first thing I saw literally as soon as i woke up and I have absolutely NO REGRETS

I adore this, this is beautiful oh my god what have I done

HIS HAIR LOOK AT HIS HAIR HE'S GORGEOUS AND THE FLOWER?? IM A GONER YOU GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA IM MAKING THIS MY WALLPAPER NOW HOLY SHIT

also it took me a minute to see the top peft picture and bottom right and can i just say i am so so glad we're mutuals

@buthowboutno-spamming @morning-sun-brah @turtle-babe83 @zprites @afreakingdork @tmntxthings @theblindhag need to get on this fr i mean LOOK AT THIS IT'S GORGEOUS

#CPRambles #SMURF LEO #smurf 101 #what started as a shitpost now has #fanart #im crying #i forget im on tumblr sometimes #and this just whammys that fact right back into me #such a slay move honestly

[crackedpumpkin]

Ngl, i thought you would made a rottmnt leo AU where he's a smurf

|| ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜱᴍᴜʀꜰɪɴ' || ʀɪꜱᴇ! ʟᴇᴏ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ||

"You've got to be kidding me."

Leo looks from the costume in his hand to you with pure glee in his eyes, hugging them close to his plastron.

"Do you like it?"

"I love it!" He gushes, only to gasp when you pull out a blonde wig from the shopping bag in your hands, where his halloween costume had previously been stored in.

You hand it to him, plopping it onto his bald head with as much grace as one can muster when they're about to dress up as a smurf for halloween.

"Well, don't you look pretty as a picture."

"I know! It's just missing a little...je ne sais quoi." He hums, tapping a finger on his chin in thought before his expression brightens. He moves to grab a flower from the bouquet he'd gifted you moments ago when you'd just walked into the lair, tucking a single flower into flowing locks of blonde.

"Remind me why I'm dating you again?" You ask fondly with a shake of your head, cheeks flushed with second-hand embarrassment. Sure, you were the one that suggested this as a joke, but your boyfriend had taken it upon himself to fulfil said joke to the best of his ability.

"Because I'm going to be the best dressed at the ball, obviously." He snorts, rolling his eyes playfully at you. Humming in agreement, you sit on his bed and unpack the blue paint you brought with you.

"Oh! We're really going all out on this, aren't we?" Leo exclaims brightly, practically bounding over and placing his head on your lap. Your fingers cup his chin, tilting his face up towards you as you dip your brush in the pot of blue paint - the exact same shade of his bandanna.

"Yup." Your response is short, all your focus now on making this boyfriend of yours the best goddamn smurf to ever step foot into a costume party.

His eyes close, nose scrunching slightly at the ticklish sensation your brush provides as it paints over his smooth green skin. Once you're done painting his forehead and cheeks, you pause for a moment to dip your brush back into the pot.

However, once you turn back to continue painting, you pause. His eyes are still shut, his lips slightly pursed into a pout with your thumb barely brushing against the corner of his mouth. You can't help the chuckle that tumbles past your lips, utterly enamoured by Leo's very presence, even if his face was about to become baby blue.

You lean down, brushing your lips against his with a soft smile. His eyes slowly open, grinning widely. You raise a brow in response, only for him to hum in amusement.

"You just kissed a smurf."

"Guess that's something to tick off the bucket list."

— — — — (Alternatively) — — — — —

"What do you mean you won't go as a smurf?"

"I thought it's what I wanted, but...not anymore."

Your jaw drops at Leo's response, standing up indignantly. "You thought you wanted it?? You begged me to buy it for you!"

"i only did it so you'd be happy!" He groans out an exasperated reply, regarding you with an unamused gaze. You frown, already feeling your temper flaring up.

"Fine then. Ditch it like how you ditch all other things when they don't suit you. Forget about accountability or whatever. I don't even know why I spent the money to make you happy." You say bitterly, the words like a sour note on your tongue.

You storm out of his room, grabbing the purse and leaving behind the bouquet he'd given you earlier with a sweet smile before dropping the sudden news on you.

He knew how important this is for you, to go in a matching couple's costume to the ball. He'd be smurfette, while you'd dress up as Gargamel. it was all planned out, even if it'd started off as an offhanded joke that snowballed into the both of you taking it seriously.

Now, you have your costume to discard, along with the makeup and wig bought from the shop. You had splurged on the costumes, only to be repaid in kind by Leo's inconsiderate ass.

"Whatever." You huff, unlocking the door to your apartment and heading to your room. You didn't need smurfette anyway. Technically Gargamel was his own true love, so you being alone is more than enough.

You plop onto your bed with a halfhearted yell of anger, punching your pillow weakly before sighing in defeat. You bury your face into the sheets, though not even the comforting scent of your softener is enough to offset your temper.

Whatever. You didn't need him anyway.

— — — — —

a/n: what the fuck did i just write.

#CPRambles #rottmnt #x reader #rottmnt x reader #leonardo x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #shitpost #THIS IS A JOKE #antics #tmnt x reader

[crackedpumpkin]

doesnt your brain sometimes just go yo Leonardo he's the leader in blue does anything it takes to get his ninjas through Donatello is a fellow has a way with machines Raphael's got the most attitude on the team Michaelangelo he's one of a kind and you know just where to find him when it's party time

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #CPRambles #tmnt thoughts

[crackedpumpkin]

Blank Canvas Part 3 snippet lol

everyone including me is currently in their miles brainrot era

ALSO CAN I JUST SAY. GANKE APPRECIATION. I NEED A FIC OF THE GUY.

#miles morales x reader #miles x reader #into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miles morales #into the spiderverse x reader #across the spiderverse x reader #CPRambles

[crackedpumpkin]

wont be wrjting for the next few days guys :( not feelin well atall

will try when i can fho

#cprambles

[crackedpumpkin]

Not intending for this to sound like a demand or something, so feel free to ignore.

I had the idea for the infuriating melodies series, to have a moment where the reader shows a genuine happy smile or laugh, and his reaction to it.

Idk, since the reader kind of grumpy, thought it might be cute. Love your writing 😮‍💨🤌

Hello love!

Regarding this, I have loads of ideas and gradual build up from their initial grumpy selves to a blossoming relationship, so don't worry! I really like the direction you're going in, and hopefully you'll find little hints that I'll be hiding in the chapters along the way ;)

Take care and stay safe <3

#cprambles

[crackedpumpkin]

Will the 2012 Leo x Water bender reader series be continued? No pressure ofc, I just am curious because it was such a good story line!!

oh my god i forgot that I haven't told anyone here- I've posted the first rewritten chapter on my ao3!! Feel free to check it out <3 I've only finished one chapter so far, however ahaha

#cprambles