"and you kissed me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever" but it's luke to han
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fyozai headcanons from yours truly. the most normal fyozai fan
both fyodor and dazai work in low light. their eyes are insane. fyodor has poor eyesight and is sensitive to light, dazai just prefers to work in the dark.
black cat x brown tabby cat i'm afraid
they play chess together, but they also have tons of other games. uno is fucking insane between these two TRUST ME
dazai has a grippy sock collection
they both annoy the shit out of each other. on the daily. it's wild
executive dysfunction dynamic duo. they never get shit done. lollygaggers of the century
both parties forget their meds and end up lying on the floor together wondering why they both feel like shit for no reason
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I hate the fact that one of my favorite ships is a non-canon ship with a name that makes me want to crawl in a hole and die every time I say it out loud. I love fics of airplane/shen yuan because their whole relationship is so strange and weirdly nuanced. A parasocial relationship between an author and his hater both turned into transmigrators in the world the author wrote making them the only people that could truly understand each other in that world. So their weird parasocial relationship turns into a best friendship and eventually possibly something more. Frankly, I think it’s romantic and funny in fanfics when they bicker like an old married couple while also having solemn moments reminiscing about a reality they can’t get back to or even modern AUs where they meet up and Shen yuan gets on airplane’s case about fixing his writing and possibly even paying him to do so. but at the same time, every time I have to say the ship name, ‘cumplane’ I die a little inside because really? You had to take their usernames -which are both dick jokes- and make the “ultimate” dick joke?? Why?
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not crazy about how this turned out but it was fun 👍👍 spies am I right
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