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isa-ghost · 26 days

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Do you have any headcanons as far as Philza and BBHs' relationship? I've enjoyed thinking about that because I think it's one of the few relationships on Philza's side that's actually a bit more complicated? But also Philza saying that BBH wouldn't lie is the funniest thing ever.

Or if no headcanons about Philza and BBH specifically what about Philza, Bad, and Cellbit as a trio in charge of the order because I really loved that

OOOH this is gonna be an interesting challenge because I don't watch a lot of Bad :0!

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Obligatory they're both thousands of years old mention. There's some things they can talk about and relate on that no one else on the island can. MAYBE Foolish, but Foolish tends to just focus on the present and vibe. Phil and Bad though, in the right conditions, they could and will have deep conversations about the past and their experiences.

On that note holy fucking shit these two would be terrifying teamed up together. If the Feds ever do something harmful or permanent to the eggs, god help them when these two decide they're armed enough and hatch a plan. They'll rain hell on the entire island and then some. And every other parent will be more than willing to join them. Do Not Piss Off The Immortal Murder Dads.

Phil could tell clearly that Bad is part demon. Finding out he was part reaper was a surprise. Honestly with how much of a lil trickster Bad is, Phil is surprised he isn't part Fae or something.

Phil takes one look at how Bad goes "no idea what you're talking about, nothing happened :D" about stuff like him Literally Dying and is like [uncanny Mr Incredible] "at least I'm not that bad." Phil just (very poorly) hides things and says he's fine. He doesn't straight up deny anything happened (and couldn't convincingly act like nothing is wrong the way Bad can if he tried)

Missa is a reaper. Bad is a reaper. Phil wants to see them talk about reaper things together. Or see them both in action. He himself can also carry small conversations about it since he's learned so much through osmosis :D

Actually that's kinda why Phil feared Bad so much during Purgatory. That was him in action. And he never wants to be on an opposing side of it again.

He doesn't resent Bad for Purgatory btw he just jokes like it sometimes. Same as with Tubbo (or anyone else for that matter), he blames the Watcher for trying to destroy their friendships.

Has straight up looked Bad in the eyes like "are you aware you are raising the most terrifying egg. Are you." He genuinely thinks if Dapper wanted to, he could kill Phil in his sleep. Every time he sees Dapper, he's learned something new and insane.

Tbh Phil sometimes envies how full of whimsy Bad is. He's seen infinitely more horrors than Phil for sure, yet he always ironically seems like a little ball of sunshine despite being a literal shadow lookin demon. What The Fuck is this man's secret to staying so silly.

Phil is endlessly fascinated by the extent to which Bad can come up with more and new protections for the eggs. He thinks of stuff not even remotely on Phil's radar. See, Phil's a safety expert as a survivalist, but most of his skills involve using what's around you and your wits, because survival is largely about relying only on yourself because you rarely have any other choice. Bad on the other hand will not hesitate to seek out new tech, other people, or tinker and experiment until he discovers new ways to use anything and everything he can get his hands on. Phil admires how intuitive he is.

Also Bad is really good at making bases and Phil enjoys seeing how balanced the aesthetics and practical parts are. Bad can make something look cozy and lavish as hell while also putting like a billion farms and gadgets into it.

I wonder how a conversation about possession would go. :) Surely Bad has some insight on it as a demon?

Something about how the two of them have arguably the most horrific egg death nightmares. I don't know where to go with this but goddamn would Crows and Ghosties be feasting.

Actually wait shut up, I just realized something kinda cute. In the same way Phil can talk to birds (particularly crows ofc), Bad can talk to the dead/undead (particularly ghosts). Imagine the sillies that could come out of that. It's said that animals can see the dead, what if Phil's murder conspires with the ghosts that follow Bad around ;D

The moment Phil would use his wings if they were healed, Bad would clock that he's the Angel of Death. I'm not sure he saw Phil flying during Purgatory, but if he did, he knows. And that would lead to many interesting conversations. :)

#qsmp #qsmp philza #philza #q!philza #qsmp bbh #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #qphil headcanons

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chained-sweater · 2 months

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The Gang & Their Fears

Ponyboy: Spiders. When he was nine years old he came across a spider's egg sac that was in the corner of his closet and, out of curiousity, poked it with a ruler. Thousands of baby spiders proceeded to pour out of it and he screamed so loud people thought he was being murdered. He had to sleep in his parent's bedroom with his Mom and Dad for a long time after that.

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Steve: Foxes. He and Soda were hanging out in the lot during the weekend (they were in middle school) and they both heard a strange rustling sound coming from the bushes. Steve went to investigate and when he went to look behind the bush, a baby fox jumped on him and started biting him. The scream he administered was so loud you could hear it all the way from southern Texas near the Rio Grande. Soda managed to get rid of the fox and take Steve to get patched up at his place (Steve only had a few bite marks and several long scratches, mainly on his right arm, nothing too serious. And no, the fox was not rabid.) He completely lost trust with all foxes after that incident; he's afraid he'll get mauled again.

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Darry: He's scared of hospitals. Well, more specifically, needles. He's terrified of them. The way they look, how they feel when they're injected into your skin, everything. He'd rather get sick than get the vaccine. He always threw tantrums whenever his parents took him to the doctor's office for a checkup when he was little, and lost it completely everytime he had to get a shot. Even to this day he'll put up a fuss. Just imagine a twenty-year-old, tall, muscular man screaming like a little girl and sobbing uncontrollably and being forcefully held down by his brothers and the gang and like two nurses over a tiny needle the size of his pinky nail. Just do it. Picture the scene.

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Two-Bit: Clowns. Originally, they never scared him. It wasn't until he had a very vivid nightmare about a clown chasing him and (brutally) murdering him did he develop a fear of them. He woke up screaming his head off (scared his mother to death) and couldn't sleep for like, three days afterwards. He never lets his little sister watch anything on TV that has clowns, nor does he ever want her to meet one; he's terrified that they'll hurt her.

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Johnny: Bugs. All of them. He got kicked out of his house one night and slept in the lot. The next morning he woke up to the biggest ladybug crawling around on his chest. He literally woke up the whole town with his screaming; the Socs could hear him from the West Side. Poor boy literally ran to Two-Bit's house (which was the closest near him) in tears. Ms. Mathews let him stay for a few days to let him calm down.

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Sodapop: Heights. He's terrified of heights. There was a carnival in town this one time that he and his family went to. He and his Dad went onto the ferris wheel and were having a good time until the whole thing stopped moving. They were on the very top and the ride was falling apart. Despite his Dad's reassurances, Soda was crying and shaking and fearing that he would fall to his death. They managed to get down safely, but Soda never went on anything like that again and promised himself he never would.

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Dallas: Dogs. When he was still living in New York with his parents, he witnessed a little girl get viciously mauled to death by a rabid dog and it traumatized him. To this day, he's still dealthy afraid of them. It doesn't matter what breed it is, whether it's a puppy—nope. He can't handle it. He can't even stand seeing them. Say he were going somewhere and turned a corner and caught a glimpse of a dog. He immedietly turns around and finds another route because he doesn't want to get hurt (or, is his perspective, killed.)

#the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #dallas winston #darry curtis #johnny cade #two bit mathews #steve randle #the outsiders hcs

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esperr · 10 months

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How long did king REALLY stay in his egg

My theory :

Ig this is a question lots of fans have, and something fans theorize about which I didn’t really know until recently. I had a really fun conversation about this theory so I decided to write my entire theory!! At first I thought maybe the egg was dormant and only started developing later, BUTTTT if you consider the fact the king says he heard a great roar that came from his father and papa titan definitely died like millions of years ago- that probably isn’t the case. If you think about it a creature THAT BIG would take a MASSIVE amount of time to fully decay, and then it would also take a long time for the titans body to be able to grow trees and grass and other stuff on its bones, to become inhabited. Bonesborough also had to be built, which would take a-lot of time. We also have to take into consideration that all that happened before belos arrived onto the boiling isles and in present time he’s been there for hundreds, maybe even thousands of years.

I think that it simply took a REALLY long time for the titan egg to develope/hatch. It’s not uncommon for really powerful or mythical creatures’ eggs to take a super long time to hatch, for example in the dragon prince zym’s egg had roughly a decade of incubation time (according to the fandom wiki) and took even longer after that egg to develop and hatch.

Since papa titan and the rest of the titans were killed off millions of years ago, and king claims to have heard his dads voice he had to have been already a little bit developed inside the egg. (Or maybe the roar was both papa titan’s death and kings creation) It probably took a millennia or so for him to fully develop and hatch, and we have no idea how long he was in the tower after having hatched. We also don’t know what kings canon age is, although many people believe he is implied to be 8-9 years old. The fact that titans grow to be such a large size could also contribute the why king took so long to hatch

So in conclusion, it just took a really long time for king to hatch, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

#the owl house #toh #toh theory #king clawthorne #papa titan #toh spoilers

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vickysaurus · 5 months

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Lilith: "This room is old... Very old."

King: "I remember a deep roar... And then something happened, but I was too small to do anything. So, I went back to sleep."

"And the next time I woke up..."

"That roar. It meant "son". I don't know how I know that, but I do. Someone called me their son. Luz, I think it was my dad!"

If King heard his father, thousands of years must have passed between his first and second memories. He was in that egg for a long time. I wonder if that is normal for titans or maybe some kind of protection in case the Collector didn't get sealed away properly.

#king clawthorne #the titan #the owl house #owl house rewatch #toh #cw: tokophobia

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a-hobit · 9 months

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What is King's deal in your AU? Is he four hundred years old and Luz and Hunter met him way back when or is he the same age as canon and got found by Empress Luz recently?

A little of both? In TOH canon King has to be thousands of years old already since his dad dies while King is in his egg -- but also Bill said that he saw the last Titan "with its piercing roar..." which was King's dad defending King which he heard inside the egg so does that make the Iles much younger than we thought or does that make Bill older than he looks or does that make King much older or about as young as he appears???? I don't know if the toh writers really thought that through super well tbh. In this version of TOH Titans spend around a thousand years in their egg before hatching and then have incrimental growth and physiologically developmental spurts every 100 or so years after hatching. King hatched around 100 years before Luz and Hunter are born in 1600 -- neither of them ever met King back then because he was still in the tower. Modern day Luz and Caleb meet King in a super spoilery way so I can't say. Luz looks after King and I'll say that their relationship is a sort of swap with King and the Collector who also still exists. Although I don't think he'll be part of their story.

#TOHswitchedAU #ahobit asks

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irisxstardust · 7 months

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We'll All Be Here Forever » teaser

synopsis: You know a lot of things. You know that the grass is green, there are 5 thousand feet in a mile, and limes are gross. There's only one question you can't answer. What is your purpose? You had time, you've always had time to think about it, but now you're in your last year of high school and this is it. Will it be all you've ever hoped for? Or will we all be here forever, just like everyone else?

May 27th, 2020

127.2 square miles, of which less than half is ocean, is the total size of your town. You'd memorized every twist and turn on the remaining 72.5 square miles of land at the fresh age of fourteen, after moving into an old creaky house with your mom, retaining the hills and valleys in your mind like it was the back of your hand. There were a total of 837 people living in town and you knew all of them, almost as well as you knew the land; although, there were a few people you knew the complete ins and outs like it was a second nature.

It only got worse when you first saw her, barefoot, in beige overalls, hair tied low, a pearly white shell necklace tied behind her neck with black cord. She was fishing alone, but the rod wasn't like the ones your dad kept tucked away in the back of the garage--not like it even mattered, you hadn't even heard from him since the divorce. Unlike those sparse fishing trips with your dad, every time she cast out the long line she would put the end of the pole into her armpit and pull the line back to her.

You didn't really want to say anything to her at first, but at the nod of her head when she finally looked over and noticed you, you'd decided to walk over. Susie, your long time best friend and family dog, followed suit. One too many times you had to step off the rocks and into the wet sand to finally reach her on the other end of the beach, but when you did reach her, she greeted you and Susie with a large grin.

"Pretty warm day for a sweater," she commented, eyes grazing your sweater before meeting your eyes again.

"What kind of fishing pole is that?" You asked, eyes trained on the long pole.

She shook her head and tsked, "it's not a fishing pole; it's a fly rod. You use it for fly fishing."

"Oh," you shrugged, "cool."

There was a long, awkward pause between the two of you before the girl whipped her rod forward and casted again.

"So you're the new girl? From the midwest?" She asked, eyes now watching the long line trailing from her rod.

You nodded, as if she could even see it, before you said, "yeah... Michigan." Her head bobbed up and down but she didn't speak, didn't look at you.

You stood there for a few minutes, hesitation leading to awkward silence before you turned to leave.

"Do you like seashells?" She asked, head bowing as she reached into the ankle deep water and pulled out a shell, cupped like a dish and white as stone, and handed it to you. Susie's head reached up towards your hand, still holding the shell, before she turned her head down and stuck her nose right into a patch of seagrass; you and beach girl laughed.

You didn't learn until much later that the seashell was called Noah's Keyhole Limpet and that this was her way of truce, offering up a little shell she'd noticed in the water, as if it was made just for you.

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A/N: posting the teaser anyway to prep for the full official prologue and the first part soon😚 so excited to get this out of Google Docs and onto my blog, the whole thing has been rotting my brain tbh.

this is also my friendly reminder that, to me, everything has meaning and i love to put easter eggs into my writing. this first one was easy if you knew who the lyric "we'll all be here forever" belongs to (cough cough* noah kahan). i love noah kahan, so of course i had to add my own little tribute to him in the form of a little shell commonly found in maine💞

#tlou #the last of us #tlou x reader #ellie williams #ellie the last of us #ellie williams x reader #x reader

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saintmeghanmarkle · 8 months

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Class to Trash by u/Black_Londoner

Class to Trash Not been super active on here for a while so just catching up.What the heck has Harry dragged his family into?Is this the true lifestyle that he wants for himself and his children? Having to hustle for friends, connections and an income?His family is the epitome of class, but to be honest I never thought he had any class. He was just a spoilt rich boy. And for a 'man' that is almost 40yrs old, he's still behaving like a child.He stupidly and hurriedly married a woman with questionable history, all because she would do kinky things that most of us only knew were possible from watching Pornhub.The girl is trash. Period.She absolutely is an ILBW, of which there are thousands on social media selling their wares. They're all about faking it / fakery and making money. The Kardashians are prime examples. These people are vacuous and have no soul. Is this the life that Harry thinks is better than his true family's? They're not perfect, but...c'mon!The RF have a purpose in society and to the people they serve. By and large they are honorable.What family history will Harry pass onto his children? That he's an only child born from a mystical egg? He foolishly thought that he could transport his royal life and status to a country that no longer have a monarchial system. All because his mother had a history with that country.He needs a reality check that NOBODY can replicate or replace Diana. Times have moved on since Diana passed and Harry needs to wake up from his Oedipus complex about his wife being his mother in character/virtue. It's sick.From a clip of the Invictus documentary it seems to me that Harry doesn't know WHAT he does. (I'm a dad of 2, look after dogs, a husband....😒). He's not an actor, presenter, CEO....or even a teacher.What does he offer Hollywood? Info on what he sees in the toilet bowl? He's an idiotic doormat.His 'beloved' wife sees talking trash about people and posing for cameras as a goal for her. But what happens when the cameras don't show up? Are the Kardashians still a draw for cameras? 👀This type of lifestyle comes and goes in a flash. In 2 years the both of them will be washed up with absolutely nothing to show for this life choice. He has no true friends in his life anymore. Just paid 'yes' men/women who will nod and smile at him until their salary stops.Royalty and nobility are above this way of life.I suspect the Wellchild and Invictus charities will part ways with him soon. He doesn't bring positivity to their causes.If he's not seeing it already, reality is about to smack him in the face. HARD.🙏🏽 post link: https://ift.tt/Q3GF6WO author: Black_Londoner submitted: September 06, 2023 at 01:12PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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gothhobbithoe · 2 years

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The Fellowship at the Supermarket:

Gandalf:

if it’s not on the list we aren’t getting it

lives for special offers

“oh wait i forgot eggs, stay here while i get the eggs” and then is gone for twenty minutes

trusts only himself to push the trolley because last time he let someone else push it they had to go to A and E

Will disappear at random times because he got distracted

Aragorn:

would rather forrage and hunt for food

wants to buy a whole chicken just because

treats the shop like a maze that must be conquered

figures out the best route around

Arwen gave him a list of stuff he needs to buy

Boromir:

points out all the special offers for Gandalf

secretly buys snacks for the hobbits

wants to push the hobbits about in the trolley because Dad Mode but he has been told it is “unsafe” by Gandalf

loves the self checkout but always need help finding the barcode

Legolas:

is tall so he can reach the high shelves

tries to get Gandalf to secretly buy the vegan options just to annoy Gimli when he finds out

is upset when he gets ID’d when he tries to buy alcohol and even more upset when they don’t accept that he is a couple thousand years old

gotta get a couple things for Thranduil (who hates the supermarket with a passion)

Gimli:

will fight over which is a better bargain

is wary about the self scanner because “it’s being stupid on purpose”

will buy something weird from the middle aisles like a BBQ set or a beanbag chair because “it’s such a good bargain”

gets Legolas to reach things he can’t

will fight an old lady to get the last of the half-price salmon

Frodo:

Takes a book because he knows it’s gonna be a long trip

Hates how many people are in the shop (not a fan of crowds)

Would rather go though self-scanning because ugh last time Bilbo left him at the cashier while he went to grab some more bread and Frodo wanted to die it was so awkward

enjoys how heated the debate gets over what brand of toothpaste is better for value

Sam:

gets hungry just being in the shop

Has a list from Rosie but he’d rather go couples shopping with her as he finds it a romantic thing to do

buys some chocolate and flowers for her as a random present

helps Frodo stay calm around crowds because he knows how bad he hates them

Merry:

tries to sneak things into the cart, including hiding Pippin under a big loaf of bread

Asks Boromir to buy him things and who could resist that smile?

Was the reason they went to A and E because he ran over the rest of the hobbits with the trolley (by accident of course)

Filmed Gimli fighting that old lady for a tiktok

Pippin:

Keeps bumping into people because he's so distracted

Gandalf trusted him with the list once. Once and never again.

Gets lost and Boromir panics whilst trying to find him

No concept of a budget so tries to sneak the best products into the trolley

The dictionary definition of impulse buying

#i spent way too long on this #yes merry had a tiktok account where he mainly films gimli fighting with people for various discounts #the lord of the rings #the fellowship #incorrect lotr quotes #gandalf #aragorn #boromir #gimli #legolas #frodo #sam #merry #pippin

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classificationhell · 2 months

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Setup for the 2p Universe My take

While it is mostly the same as normal hell there are a few key differences in this universe. I'll go by character through character to explain the major ones. Firstly, Charlie essentially has Vaggie’s personality and classification (Alpha Neutral) she wasn't the one who came up with the idea for the hotel. Vaggie (Omega Caregiver) has a personality closer to Charlie's but but she isn't quite so optimistic about heaven, think Charlie's personality with the knowledge that angels can also be uncaring jerks. Vaggie was stripped of her wings during her first extermination as she wasn't cut out of the life of an exorcist. This Charlie might be brash but she isn't the type to leave someone bleeding out in an alley. Despite what she's been through Vaggie believes that if the rest of heaven saw redemption was possible things could work out better.

Angel Dust (Beta Master) isn't a porn star. He's in a mafia his father formed in hell along with his brother Arackniss. He doesn't really know about all this redemption business, but he's still a drug addiction so a free room away from his oppressive father most of the time? He's down. Besides that he knows his sister is in heaven and maybe he might want to be able to see her if redemption is possible. He's a closeted homosexual in this AU because his dad and brother are extremely old school and homophobic.

Husk (Beta Neutral) is a gentler soul, less gruff and more fatherly, but he is still a massive gambling addict and most of the time drunkard. He cares about others but could give less of a shit about himself. Niffty (Alpha Master) is actually mostly the same chaotic little gremlin with one key difference, she keeps the bugs she catches in terrariums and such to form her mighty roach army!

Alastor (Omega Caregiver) the most different in my take of this universe. His suit is blue and he's a typically melancholic fellow, not that he doesn't smile, no he still always does but now he's often seen crying and is very emotional. He is softer spoken and sweet, but once he gets attracted and close to a person he is worse than canon Angel Dust with flirting and becomes almost hypersexual towards them. He's still a mass murderer, but now he murders those who would harm Omegas, Pets, or Littles seeing them as the fairer classes in need of protection. Speaking of Omegas Alastor is the only Omega Overlord to ever exist in either version of hell. Unfortunately, during his seven year absence the porn industry has become rife with exploitation of both Omegas and Littles. He is too busy helping with the hotel for a frontal assault just yet, but he won't stand for this mistreatment.

Sir Pentious (Alpha Caregiver) remains mostly the same except for the fact he is actually competent and his death machines can be a threat, but Alastor is just too strong for it to be effective. Also he's a smooth talker in this universe. Still, a nerd with his emotional support egg bois though.

Vox's (Beta Caregiver) signature color is red and matches his loving partner Valentino's (Alpha Caregiver) own. Both Vox and Valentino are sickeningly sweet to each other and when together often show their overflowing affection no matter the setting. Velvette (Alpha Neutral) is like their estranged niece or something, she's not quite as close as a daughter but they treat her leagues better than anyone else. Vox and Valentino have odd tastes in entertainment, well actually sadistic, torture pron and odd painful game shows are their personal favorites. Both only care about the V's and their bottom dollar. Valentino could care less about Littles if it meant he could make thousands in profit every week from using them in rough scenes. He was able to distance himself because they weren't his, though he did want one.

Both Vox and Valentino want a Little but they haven't found one that's spoken to them yet. Sure they had felt the usual instincts, but after those calmed there was nothing. It bothered Both of them going through every Little in hell, caring for them for an hour or so before the novelty wore off and they ended up as another porn star. Why couldn't they find a Little they both felt as much for as they did each other? Vox was more affected being the more emotional of the two, despite not acting like it, and Valentino was often comforting his partner that it would only be a matter of time before they found the perfect Little to complete their little pack. After all, sinners fell every day, surely one of them would appeal to them; they just had to be patient. In the meantime they had enough love for each other to tide themselves over.

#the lore #classification hell au #late night lore rambles while i cant sleep

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i-need-of-a-hobby · 1 year

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So we all know the theory that Gravity Falls, The Owl House and Amphibia take place in the same universe right?

its a pretty well know theory (even if you don't believe it) in all three fandoms but if you don't here's the gist of it:

so basically that theory is built off easter eggs, like willows dads having a book with Hop-Pops face on it

and references to the other shows like that entire Gravity Falls episode in Amphibia,

that imply that they’re taking place simultaneously, with gravity falls taking place in 2012 and TOH and amphibia taking place in 2019-2020 (without the covid the lucky bastards) with Camilla reading an article about a girl returning from a frog world in the season 2 finale of TOH

but that opens the door for a whole lot of inter-dimensional *shenanigans* and so many plot points i can and will argue reference and overlap with each other.

now theres the obvious similarities like how bills minions fit the description of beast demons from the owl house:

(ignore the circling its not my screenshot I found it on google)

and bill himself is on one of kings posters when he tries to teach Luz about demons:

Bill is also in the book that tells marcy about the calamity box:

a book I believe was written by ford since the cover says its by "Dr. P" (P-ines anyone?) and has eyes that look awfully familiar, which I think are a reference to either the cores eyes, the portal doors eye from toh, or Bills eye (and the fact that this eye symbol is so similar across shows feeds the theory that they're all in the same universe)

meaning the Bill is a semi-universal character/figure throughout the different realms

if the other realms (Bill's realm, the several Ford got trapped in, the Boiling Isles, and Amphibia) have access to each other, and Bill is as universal as he seems, he probably interacted with some citizens of those realms, and probably left a mark

now it's finally time for my personal take/add-in:

we never get an origin for the core

or the newts relation to the core

we get an episode about Andrias's personal history and his individual relation to the core, and how he came to be the guy who manipulated and then stabbed a very vulnerable teenage girl, but it seems like the core has just been with the Leviathan lineage since at least before Andrias's dad (who's over a thousand years old since thats how old the flashback is)

so, what am I rambling about?

well, if bill, a dream demon, made his way to amphibia, the core might have been the newts attempt to artificially replicate his powers

NOW HEAR ME OUT: on top of being incredibly powerful once he’s released in gravity falls

he also has the power to go into other peoples minds and search their memories like he does to Stan in his very introduction

which is an awful lot like what the core tries to do, since Andrias says the core is the hive mind of a dozen of the greatest newt minds and when Darcy happens it has complete access to her memories

not to mention how when it talks to andrias what physically appears when it talks are it’s eyes, which is what changes on dipper and Blendin (time travel dude) when bill possess them

the amphibians (powered by the music box) were an incredibly advanced civilization capable of a lot of damage (as seen by the literal frobot army they created

so i don't think it would be crazy to say that when they (specifically the newts) saw what a being like Bill could do, they would try to replicate it.

Obviously, the core and Bills mind-jumping powers are not the same, which is a way I'd say the Amphibians failed: instead of popping in and out of peoples minds like Bill does, the core completely takes their minds, more like a parasite.

we don't know all the parameters since we know basically nothing about the other newts in the hive mind, other than that each mind shows up as an eye on the cores "head" before and after it possesses Marcy. and speaking of the girl, she has no control or consciousness (that we know of) while under the cores control.

but we do get one and a half-ish examples of people who are very aware of the cores presence in their mind (unlike Bill) but are physically controlling their own bodies (we think) (unlike Marcy) and those two are Andrias and his dad, who both communicate with the core more like it's just a very dangerous, intrusive thought.

so.... yeah...

idk how to end this but please reblog and tell me if you think im crazy or not-

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mrscoulter5ever · 1 month

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Double Dog Dare You (Chapter 1)

"Good morning, sunshine!" Lila teased in a sing-song voice. "Time to get up for choosing day!"

Amber groaned and rolled over in bed. "Please, just 5 more minutes!"

"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!" Lila jumped up and down on her bed.

Staring at her little sister with the fire of a thousand suns, Amber reluctantly pulled herself out of the covers and started pulling her socks on.

Amber quickly dressed in the most practical attire her fashion would allow, having already decided where she belonged. She wanted to be prepared for her journey, so she opted for far less white in her wardrobe than usual, the only hallmark of her first two decades of life being the stark white blazer she adorned over her jet black shirt and slacks.

Opting for a pair of sensible loafers, she kissed her little sister on the cheek and held her chin in her hand, the golden eyes which were her namesake staring into her sister's icy blue ones. "I hope you know, no matter what, Lila, how much I love you," she said with a solemnity that the 7 year old was incapable of understanding.

Lila's nose scrunched up as she replied "Of course I know you love me, silly, you say it all the time! We're Candor after all!"

"Yeah," Amber replied with a sad smile, trying not to think about how she might not ever see that adorable face again. "Now, c'mon kid, let's go find Mom and Dad and get going."

"Okay!" Lila replied with her wide-toothed smile, before racing out the door with an energy Amber could only help but envy.

Amber and her family traveled together in an uncanny silence for members of the loudmouth faction. Upon reaching the location of the Ceremony, her mother and father pulled Amber aside and hugged her so tight she could hardly breathe.

"As much as we'd love for you to stay with us, we want you to know that no matter what you choose, we're proud of you," Amber's mother whispered, her eyes shining with unshed tears.

Amber tensed her jaw and blinked rapidly, trying to prevent her own. Be brave, she told herself as she thanked them with a watery smile.

The gong sounded five times, one for each of the factions. It was time.

Amber and her family assembled their places within the rows of Candor, her foot shaking up and down with the nerves she tried valiantly to fight.

Amber could hardly pay attention to the announcer or the students that came before her, the blood rushing through her ears and the adrenaline through her nerves. Finally, she froze in her seat when a voice called, "Watson, Amber".

Numbly, as if she was no longer in control of her own body, Amber found herself walking confidently up to the stage, her mind a million miles away.

Amber hissed as the knife cut her hand, careful where she was placing her hand, watching the drops of blood falling to the floor one by one. Drip. Drip. Drip.

After what felt like an eternity, Amber realized she had to choose. She knew where she wanted to be, and now was her chance to show she was brave enough to do it. Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, she swung her hand out over the bowl full of flaming hot coals and stared in rapt fascination as her sanguine fluid seemed to satiate the flames roiling within the iron pot.

A loud outcry of cheers emerged from the raucous crowd in black.

It was done.

#divergent #candor #dauntless #enemies to lovers #eric coulter #humor #oc #romance

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bgs-cave-o-thots · 1 year

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i have a question, as a fellow Orbot and Cubot fan, how do you feel about most recent content showing all egg man's robots as his children and them all being siblings? i like it for metal, belle, and sage, but i don't know about Orbot and cubot. also i get worried about shipping them? i totally shipped them before frontiers but after sage referring to them as her brothers idk how to feel. i joke that cubot is a "brother in law", but idk how long canon will allow us to ship them before it gets weird. anyway, just wanted to know your opinion! thanks!

I'm not the biggest fan of the fanworks showing Orbot and Cubot as siblings/Eggman's kids, personally. Nothing wrong with it, never was, just not my thing. As for the canon stuff...honestly? I don't think it's as big of a deal right now as people worry about.

When I first heard the news I hadn't seen all that far into Frontiers yet (it was only a day or two old at this point), so all I knew was from seeing someone i follow saying "well shit theyre canon brothers now guess im not shipping them anymore" out of nowhere. Which. Without any context. Did make me a bit afraid at first.

But later I saw what was actually said in game and realized...this is just some kid trying to learn what a family is supposed to be, and what her family would be compared to that, with her father figure basically going "yeah if you say so i guess". This is not Orbot and Cubot calling each other siblings. They aren't even there to call Sage their sibling. Sage is trying to connect the relationship of inventor/invention to parent/child, which, while functional sometimes, is not an accurate assumption 100% of the time.

I am an extremely firm advocator for how relationships involving sentient robots has very different rules to organic beings. A robot and their creator can have a parent/child relationship, sure, but they could also be a couple, siblings, friends, enemies, literally any relationship to each other should they choose. The parent-child dynamic could even be swapped, with the robot taking the parental role and the creator being their child (they've done this in the Sonic franchise already, see Mombot and Eggman from Sonic Boom). Same goes for multiple bots of the same maker. Partners, families, anything. And one robot seeing the creator as a dad doesn't mean the other robots made by that creator have to see them that way too. I feel like this especially applies to things on the scale of Eggman's robots. He's made thousands, if not millions or even billions of robots. At that point it's more like a whole race/species/community/something on that larger scale than one single family.

I also have a distaste for the "all eggman robots are siblings and are kids of eggman" thing especially when it gets used for ALL Sonic universes, not just the modern universe? For example, if you apply that to Boom, you get some...uncomfortable clashes with some canon relationships (see: Cutebot & D-Fect, Mombot, every time Cubot hits on another machine, probably other things I'm forgetting)

Anyway. Obviously I have a lot to say on the topic, but in the end...who cares? I don't see them as siblings, I probably never will, regardless of what canon does to 'em. None of my shippy art or writing will ever have them as siblings, and I assume the same of all that I reblog. I've been here on the cuorb/cueball train for years, other people have been here even longer than me. Definitely a whole lot longer than Sage's little throwaway 'brothers' comment in Frontiers, or Orbot's 'big bro' gag in Rise of the Wisps.

If those things make the ship feel icky to you when it hadn't before, and you don't wanna ship it now, that's fine. Sure, it sucks when a ship you love doesn't work out, but it's not your fault canon threw a curveball at you. Sometimes that ball hits you in the gut hard, makes you feel sick. You can hit it right back - choose to ship it anyway, via au or canon divergence or whatever else - but there's no shame if that ball hits you hard enough that you gotta sit out the rest of the game.

So, my final verdict?

Just do what you want. It's more fun that way.

#bg rambles #orbot and cubot #ask to tag #making robots is like making anything else #some projects you get super duper attached to and proud of #others you end up not liking one bit once theyre done #and others are just...there. not amazing. not terrible. just okay.#sth

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trixcuomo · 1 year

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DWC 2023 #2: Eternity

Trixany rolled her eyes while Lady Thelmara walked the long, dusty halls lined with old tomes and droned on for ages about the pretigious history of the military academy over thousands of years.

"...All the Windrunner girls, of course. This academy was well-established before they were born. Other notable alumna include Lady Liadrin, Queen Anthene'alas Sunstrider--"

Trixany gawped, "Who??"

"Prince Kael'thas' mother! King Anasterian's late wife, the queen. Unless you think Kael'thas hatched from an egg!!"

Trixany did not appreciate the shouting. "...He does seem that way sometimes."

"What was that about our sovereign??"

"Nothing."

"And here is the Hall of Heroes. Portraits of our benefactors. Several Petal-Tenleaves, of course... the name was shortened to Pilton in the last century, you know."

Trixany was deep in her handheld scrying orb by then, trying to catch up on her favorite Goblin soap opera show, Glitterbomb! "Oh, I just love that. Mmhrm! Wouldn't ya know! How interesting. Good for them!"

Lady Thelmara spun around. Trixany raised her arm as if to sweep hair from her face, letting the small glass ball slide down her sleeve, out of sight. Old Goblin public school trick.

Thelmara raised her eyebrow.

"I just love... uh... thalassian history. Especially celebrity gossip."

"Not really a part of our history young lady, but if it gets you interested in your coursework..."

"Wait! Does Haris Pilton go here??"

"The young Miss Pilton doesn't 'go' here. She attends several high-level seminars that a new ensign like yourself would never hear about. Besides, you're in a separate dorm on the opposite side of campus."

Trixany groaned loudly.

Lady Thelmara leaned in and patted beneath Trixany's chin, for her to close her mouth. "Now, let us complete the tour and I will introduce you to your roommates."

"Last question--is there any hope this is an all-girls, like a magical girls school? Like, it's a secret you couldn't tell my dad? And you're going to pull a fancy lever, then we go sliding down a secret passage! And everything is sparkling and new, and there are ducklings floating in rainbow bubbles? And there is no bubble tea because technically it is a secret potion that is only trusted in the hands of your most talented students!! And the real name of this school is Magica Windspire Bubble Duckling Rainbow High??!!!"

Lady Thelmara blinked. She took down her glasses. "Are you... alright, young lady?"

"So that's a no. Huh."

Lady Thelmara was the one to sigh heavily this time. She took out her click-pen and made a silent note on her pad.

Trixany then did something for the first time in her life that she would get very good at throughout her years of being an entertainer. She looked at the camera.

"My version of this school woulda been waaay better."

"NO TALKING TO THE CAMERA!"

"Aw!"

@daily-writing-challenge

#februaryday22023 #februarydwc2023 #teamtrixany

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katforll313 · 5 months

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Christmas Ornament Catalog

I had a friend over for Thanksgiving and we put up the tree on Black Friday. As we were decorating they kept having to ask us where each ornament went and interpret our frequently contradictory instructions, and my sister said "Ko I thought we had set rules but you've made me realize it is a weirdly specific case-by-case system." It made me think of all of the family stories and tradition and life that goes into the tree.

The Glass Hummingbird

Top of the tree

A gift from Grandmama Denise from the Greenbriar in West Virginia

Glittery Katie Ornament

Mid to low, side or front of the tree

Homemade by Katie in 2004

This is my favorite picture of me as a baby- my eyes look like blueberry colored pits in my head it’s terrifying.

Small White Owl

High on the tree

A gift from Grandma Harriet to Dad

Porcelain Cherub with Gold Accents, one of five

Mid to high on the tree, far from each other

A gift from Grandma Denise to Mom

For a few years there my grandmother would buy these inexpensive angel ornaments and give them to my mother and her sister every single Christmas. Mom sounded fondly annoyed when explaining this.

Glitter Spider Tree Ornament

Mid back of the tree

A gift from Dad to Abbi

It’s because she had a pet fishing spider named Daisy at the time. This is only the second most terrifying pet Abbi ever had placed in her room by my father. The first were the Madagascar hissing cockroaches, which were an actual horror story to have in the home.

Orange Peel Angels, one of a matching set

Mid on the tree, far from each other

Bought by Mom from Ten Thousand Villages, made by artisans in Colombia

These make everything in the box they get stored with smell like oranges to this day.

Wizard of Oz Rainbow Ornament, part of a set of two

Mid of front of the tree

Bought by Mom for Abbi

Nightmare Before Christmas Mayor

Mid to high on the back of the tree

A gift from Mom to Dad

Nightmare before Christmas is my Dad’s favorite Christmas and Halloween movie. One year we were at the Petco and he found chew-toys, like the ones for dogs, that had all of Boogie’s Boys’ faces and one of the Mayor’s and bought them as decor to go up on the mantle.

Silver Wizard

Low front of the tree

Bought by Mom for Abbi and Katie from Pier 1

Wooly Sheep

Bottom side of the tree

Bought by Mom for Abbi and Katie

By far the softest ornament we have. Mom bought it specifically to have ornaments that the cats couldn’t break that she could hang low on the tree.

Acorn, one of a set of five

Anywhere, spread out from one another

A gift from Abbi to Mom from an antique shop in 2021

Abbi's clay angel

Back middle of the tree

Handmade by Aunt Barbara

Purple Spirals

Cover, in any tall empty spots

Bought by Mom from the Cheshire Cat antique store

We went on a shopping trip with her around 2014 after she bought a purple tree skirt and wanted more ornaments to match it.

Dirty Sock Snowman

Bottom back of tree

Handmade by Grandma Harriet

“Mom, I know you did not just hang that dirty sock lookin’ snowman at the very front of tree like that’s where he belongs.”

“Don't say that about him Grandma Harriet made him for us!”

“Yeah out of the dirty sock off of her own foot!”

Dude-man's sand dollar, one of a set of two

Front low on the tree

A custom made gift from Ms. Laura to Mom from a Crabtree Valley Mall kiosk in 1989.

We have another that looks like my Dad’s old cat Simon that my Mom bought for him a different year.

The Apples

Cover, in any empty colorless or empty spaces

Antiques from Grandma Denise to Mom when she first moved out

The black airplane

Top of the front of the tree

A gift from Grandma Harriet to Dad

Aunt Sharon’s ugly-ass pink bear egg

Mid to bottom back of the tree

Handmade by Aunt Sharon in 1998

This is by far the most hideous ornament we own, undeniably one of the most memorable.

Gold-tipped lute-playing angel

Front, mid on tree

A gift from Grandma Denise (also during her angel kick)

Star square Abbi

Eye-level on the tree

A gift from Aunt Lisa to Mom, photo taken in a shoot from the daycare

Star Plush Santa

Bottom of the tree

A gift from Aunt Kimmy to Mom for Abbi's first Christmas

Bonus:

The Christmas Slug

❗NOT❗ allowed on the tree!

The Best Gift

Under the tree. Always. She’s difficult to reach. Bear please come out we have to put the lights on.

#mine #written #photography #cats #christmas

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I caved and started watching Never Let Me Go despite usually not watching shows as they air because I like to marathon things. These are my live thoughts on episodes 1-3. Let's go.

Ep. 1:

Damn. The dad got Bruce Wayne'd in the first scene. And on his kid's 18th birthday. Guaranteed he ain't liking his birthday anymore.

This mom is a bad bitch. Nothing better happen to her. Also they're like this 18 year old is in charge of the family and all that and like he's 18. But his mama is a bad bitch.

OOO SHADY UNCLE WE ARE 10 MINUTES IN AND GOT A SHADY UNCLE. And possibly cousin. 👀👀👀

MY MAN HAS SHOWN UP ON A BOAT. Oh I'm guessing he's poor. lol

Oh this rich baby is already struggling. Also he's getting bullied??? Excuse me. He's wealthy???

Did this young man make it to 18 with no friends at school??? What is going on. No wonder he's gonna get sprung on his first friend hired to protect him.

Oh shit my man is fine as hell. I'm stuck.

Oh I figured out why they're bullying the wealthy kid, I think they're all rich kids cause my man showed up and they were like I DONT RECOGNIZE HIS NAME HE LOOKS POOR. lol

"We can wins thousands on playing basketball at lunch cause everyone bets." My man is like ...what. Like some of us are poor Steven. lol

Oh main kid is like LEAVE ME ALONE GO WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU ALREADY HAVE my baby really has no friends. OMG THE KIDS ARE LIKE YOU KNOW HIS MOM HIRED SOMEONE TO KILL HIS DAD. Y'all is rude as hell. Just you wait until my man becomes his man cause y'all are gonna get WRECKED. I can taste it. lol

Oh shady uncle has shown up. Shady ass bitch. I don't trust him.

MAMA IS A BAD BITCH. Just out here putting shady uncle in his place. Although like I can't 100% say she didn't have her husband killed but I also know that the shady uncle very well may have. TRUST NO BITCH. I just love seeing women slap down men.

Dude this dude is stupid hot I cannot even focus. lol

Baby just realized my man is here as kinda his bodyguard. Like bro that was obvious. Oh baby. He's not handling his babysitter well. He's being rude. Don't be rude. You're gonna fall in love with this boy.

Aww he just asked him to be his friend, not a bodyguard. Baby really is out here alone. That's so sad.

"Your job is to protect Nuengdiao. This could be a lifelong job for you." Well I mean I'm guessing he does and it is cause they're gonna fall in love.

Ep 2:

"Have you ever had eggs Benedict?"

I've never heard of it.

"It's breakfast for rich people."

Why do rich people need so many breakfast dishes?

"So he can chose what he wants." I screamed. Eat the rich. Though I'm guess Palm will be eating the rich later. HEY OH.

Nueng really is precious cause he just doesn't seem to understand he's rich and rich people like don't act this way. Baby just wants friends so badly. lol

Oh here's Palm's dad being like "we are the help we can't be eating at the table" and poor Nueng is like I JUST WANT A FRIEND. I'm guessing Palm's dad is really not gonna handle them falling in love well.

AWW HE WANTED TO DRIVE TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. My boy is just lonely as hell.

Not the teacher picking Palm to speak Mandarin as if he studied it at all. PEOPLE ARE POOR STEVEN.

Oh possible shady cousin is now Palm's tutor. "Oh you're from the beach? You worked on a fishing boat? That's so cool!" He's one step away from like I've never met a poor person before. lol

Oh Palm just learned Nueng gets bullied. He doesn't look pleased. As I said I'm sure these dudes will be getting WRECKED at some point. Also okay maybe shady cousin isn't that bad. But they're clearly not friends.

This class president doesn't seem like a bad dude but I'm also like what is your motive. Oh maybe he's just a good dude? Don't know that, neither does Nueng.

Oh does the cousin who is possibly not shady like the class president? Who is now trying to be close to Nueng? Oh the tangled weave of feelings we have. lol

NUENG JUST PUT PALM'S HAND ON HIS NECK AND PALM IS GETTING THE VAPORS. SAME.

"At school I can be your friend but here I am your employee." Oh baby don't listen to your dad, Nueng wants to be your friend. But also like Nueng you kinda are his boss and like you can't do that.

Oh not shady uncle having his kid there while he's cutting off fingers of dudes. Okay, I'm gonna go with I don't think Chopper is a bad dude. His dad is def wanting a coup. Oh he better not poison Chopper. He seems sweet.

NOT THE UNCLE SAYING WE COULD KILL THEM BOTH. Chopper wasn't even down for cutting off fingers of people stealing and he's like WE COULD KILL YOUR AUNT AND COUSIN to him. SIR.

Chopper better get his man, the Class President, and be cute somewhere away from his flop ass dad.

Aww Nueng just got Palm permission to use the pool in front of his dad. I've only had Nuengdiao for an episode and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill his shitty uncle and everyone else in the room.

What the hell? Y'all are late so you gotta do push-ups? Thailand don't play. Oh snap and here comes Nueng late and the teacher's like oh you don't have to do them. No fucking wonder the kids all make fun of him. Y'all are creating hatred in their hearts.

Oh Class President is Ben. And Chopper is sprung. Chopper's only interested in stocks and bitcoin? Don't do my boy like that. Don't make him a Reddit Bro. Oh he's jealous af. He's also a bad liar. Okay I've only had Chopper for like 15 minutes and I would kill his dad for him. Also, damn Ben just went off about how much he likes Nueng and you can see Chopper's heart breaking.

Oh he wants to watch Palm swim? I get it. He's stupid hot. I understand Nueng in this scene because I am Nueng.

"Music's an art and you play sports." Palm's little offended face. lol

Oh the boldness of Maggie. I like her but it's also like girl how can you see Palm's face watching Nueng play and be like "oh I'm interested in this one." Ma'am. He was stuck hearing Nueng play.

Nueng is jealous of Maggie. Palm is catching feelings for his 100% off limits boss.

Palm straight up whooping those dudes. Nueng was scared and horny. Aww he bought all that man's food. Palm helped him by saving him physically from being robbed and Nueng helped him with money. They compliment each other and they don't even know yet. 🥹🥹🥹

Not Palm showing up and interrupting Nueng and Ben's flirting and being like ABSOLUTELY NOT. A jealous baby. But it's also so sad because like he can't just be cute and flirty with the boy he likes cause he's his employee and just ugh.

"I didn't have any questions, I just thought he was being an ass to you." No baby you were jealous. But it's okay.

Oh Nueng laying it down to Palm and his dad. Just straight up ordering them. I mean, if Palm's dad is so big on "they are our bosses" he's gotta listen to Nueng.

Ben witnessing the potential hit. Are we supposed to think he's shady? Cause I don't want to believe that. I think he was just watching the cute boy he likes cause you know that's what you do in high school.

Nueng 100% has a point. If he's supposed to a leader and in charge, they can't keep him in the dark. But I get Mama's point. That's her baby. She's like absolutely nothing can happen to him. I get that. But also like ma'am how can you be like "take care of him physically and emotionally." Please don't let Nueng think Palm only likes him as an order.

Ep 3:

I do kinda feel for Palm's dad because I get it's kinda like a situation for him cause he is an employee of a wealthy family and he's like "we are the help" and that's never led him wrong before and now Nueng's like breaking norms for his kid and that's gotta be weird. But also like they gonna fall in love dude you gotta accept it. Most people would love it if their kid was taken in by a kind rich man. lol

Nueng just saying "we're a good match. You have muscles I have a brain" and wrecking Palm. Play Usher's U Got It Bad for Palm. lol

Why doesn't Palm have a tie? I need someone familiar with Thai schools to help me. Because I'm really sitting here like "it's cause he's poor." And I know that's not right but it amuses me. lol

That dude trying to bully Palm and Nueng saying not on his watch bitch.

But damn they go hard in Thailand cause they're like YOUR DEAD DAD SUCKED and that's ice cold.

I've gone back to trust no bitch about anyone not Nueng or Palm. Like Ben, why are you asking about Palm? I'm sure it's just cause he's jealous but I'm also like ...is that all? NUENG DON'T TELL BEN ALL THIS. Ben just shooting his shot. I honestly don't know if I don't trust him or if I'm just like LEAVE MY MAN'S MAN ALONE. lol

Palm's assorted button ups are A+ and I would like them in my wardrobe.

Palm really is out here watching Nueng play piano like it's the greatest thing he's ever seen. My boy is sprung.

NO YOU DID NOT DO THAT BENJAMIN. HOW DARE YOU. Fuck off. "I'm the class president I can handle it no one's trying to kill him." Like he didn't witness that motorcycle confrontation. I don't trust him anymore. I don't like this bitch. I don't trust this bitch.

Maggie really out here like Palm come to this party for me. While he's watching Nueng sprung. Ben being all DON'T INVITE HIM. You speak when spoken to, BEN. And nobody fucking spoke to you. Maggie just being like come dance with me." "Girl are you deaf? He wants to get with Jeff." Also Ben being like let's dance together while Nueng's watching Palm dance with a girl all sadly. Get a clue.

Damn. The longing. They are both dancing and they are both dancing with the wrong person who they don't wanna be dancing with. THE LONGING. They keep looking at each other. I don't understand at all how Ben and Maggie are pushing on. It's embarrassing.

Nueng looking at pictures of Ben but thinking of Palm. And getting jealous of Maggie. Girl he don't want Maggie. He's legit sitting in bed day dreaming about dancing with you. Play Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by John Mayer.

Okay. I stil think Mama is a bad bitch but I'm also don't think she may be the best like business person? I don't know. I have no knowledge of business. lol

Also. Where is Chopper? I miss my boy. I am back to thinking he's shady based on nothing except he's clearly sprung on Ben's flop ass but I don't care. I will stand with my wife.

Okay, it's hot but like why does Palm know how to shoot? And shoot so well? He's so mysterious and sexy. Palm says he fights for love. I like that in a man. Also he kept going and Nueng's face was getting more and more thirsty. Same girl. Same.

Oh so now we're getting to the point where I think Nueng is becoming aware of the ~tension~ between them. Yes. Yes god. Nueng is looking at Palm shooting, and shooting well, like he's ready to risk it all in that shooting range. Same girl. SAME.

MY BOY IS HERE. Not Nueng asking him about Ben cause Ben has a crush on him and he's trying to be interested. Don't make my boy give you advice on how to mack on his crush. "He can't stay close to someone." The subtle don't like my man please. Oh Chopper.

NOT SHADY UNCLE SAYING CHOPPER CAN TAKE OVER THE BUSINESS CAUSE NUENGDIAO HAS NO INTEREST. Chopper's already told you he don't want it. Take my SON'S name out your mouth.

Chopper out here like damn Palm you built. This is a homosexual. Shady Uncle really is the worst. And I will not learn his name. He's really out here threatening everyone every two seconds. My dude. Get a grip.

Palm's feelings are hurt cause Ben's hating ass said he was a servant. And Nueng's like no I didn't call you that! But his feelings are still hurt. Sad babies.

That's right Nueng. Put a tracker in your shit. Oh Nueng can't fight. But his man sure can. And that dude fucked up by touching Nueng. Damn he put him in the ICU.

And here's flop ass Ben. "Sorry I didn't help." No need for you sir Nueng's man put a dude in the hospital AND got his necklace back all while you were useless somewhere else.

"Are you scared of me?" Palm, he thought that was hot as hell. Let's be real. And his "you gotta let me get hurt sometimes." Yeah baby I don't think he'll be doing that. Ever. You got a man that will whoop ass for you. Cherish it.

In conclusion. I am so into this show. I'm mad I can't just watch it all in one go. I don't know how I'm supposed to watch all this on only a weekly basis.

1. Nueng and Palm better end up married with two cats and a dog.

2. Chopper is my son, my wife, my confidant, my silly rabbit. He may be shady, we don't know yet, I don't care. I'm prepared to stand with my cancelled wife if it comes to it.

3. I need all of these episodes out like now.

#never let me go #regular clyde #I am so into this show I cannot #all I knew going in is they end up together #and that I think Pond is STUPID HOT

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