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saintmeghanmarkle · 3 days
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Tell me Highgrove doesn't have a sense of humor by u/Boomer00002
Tell me Highgrove doesn't have a sense of humor I got my order from Highgrove today! (More pics later tonight, I promise.) But of course I dug into the chocolates first and I had to share this. I did a double-blink and then literally LOL'ed when I saw the back of the description card.First up we have - "Nutty Nutmeg". And right below that we have "Glorious Ginger" ("dome with a bronze stripe").In CA it might be palm trees / salt & pepper moving together. But in the UK it's Nutty Nutmeg and Ginger Striped Dome - in her chosen pecking order of going first.​https://ift.tt/vL2dxa5 post link: https://ift.tt/IQibNlR author: Boomer00002 submitted: April 24, 2024 at 10:19PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.
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royalteachitchat · 3 months
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Wow! 👏👏👏 JDEadonWriter on X, put this amazing post out today. Check this out!
Are Meghan Markle's kids FAKE? 🤔
Megnant
1 Size: Bump drastically altering in size, even in a single day 😯
2 Slip: Bump slipped down to her knees in Birkenhead, UK 😯
3 Wobble: Bump wobbled side-to-side as she crossed the street. 😯
4 Clutching: Supporting her bump with her hands overly often. 🤔
5 Popping: audibly popped in a video, and wafted her clothes😯
6 Shape: Bump unnaturally shaped on Netflix🤔
7 Straps: Moonbump straps outlines visible under clothing in several photos. And something snapped, impacting the clothing fabric (video of H&M in London)😯
8 Biology: An absence of swelling of ankles, and other subtle biological (non)signs.🤔
9 Holding: Carrying a (doll?) infant on her bump, instead of on her hip.🤔
10 Squats: Squatting, effortlessly, with her knees together in videos and photos. In heels.😯
Births
11 Announcements: Royal official birth announcements are indirect. One states they are delighted "by the news of the" (not by the actual) birth.🤔
12 Coverup? A medic who certified a birth closed down her practice shortly afterwards.😯
13 Certificates: Questions linger over the birth certificates signatures, etc.🤔
14 Leak: An official Royal twitter account tweet indicated that Meghan’s kids are fake, before being taken down. An innocent prank?😁
15 Recovery: Epidural (ouch!) birth in a bath description anomalies and arriving home too soon afterwards to be quite plausible.🤔
16 Born Of Body?: Meghan allegedly told a friend she was infertile, when at college, and there was a reported alleged hysterectomy before the births.
17 Silence: Meghan is silent on her claimed births, despite always flashing her bump; having a "Capacity for over sharing"; boasting about being a “Mom”, and always talking about herself (apparently) on her feminist podcast. 🤔
Rented Infants
18 Archie Model: The real parents of the infant predominantly shown in Archie photos are identified. 💥
19 Lilibet Model: Parents of the infant shown in Lilibet photos are identified.💥
20 Loan: Mother of “Lilibet” commented on Insta that she does not "loan" her daughter to Meghan any longer.😯
21 Shape-Shifting: Different infants used in photos of both Archie and Lilibet.😯
22 Photoshopping: A litany of incompetently-photoshopped “family” photos. (A huge topic in itself).🤔
Dolls
23 Reborn Doll: Seemingly cradling a doll (a product called Darren) in official photo of Archie 🪆
24 Party Doll: Meghan seemingly cradled a similar doll when gate-crashing a polo match party, begetting astonished looks.😯
25 Bumpy Ride: Meghan seemed to be lugging an inanimate doll on top of her bump through some woods in Canada. Whilst grinning at a hired pap.🪆
26 Twisted: In one photograph, Archie's head is twisted more than 90 degrees 🪆
27 Carrying: A high % of photographs show them carrying the “kids” 🪆
28 Backs-Turned: A high % of Photos are of kids facing away from the camera 🤔
Other Oddities
29 Website: A startling absence of updates of Royal website on Meghan’s offspring.🤔
30 Bishop: Los Angeles christening cleric was not the official Bishop the Harkles claimed he was.🤔
31 Implausible Platitudes: Claiming Archie’s first word was “Crocodile”, and that he demands a Leica camera for his birthday. As tots do...🤔
32 Merch: An uncharacteristic unwillingness to merchandise their kids, for $$$ or PR.🤔
33 Invisible: The Harkles are never seen with their kids. There are hints of "home schooling" (will they ever be allowed out?)😯
34 Family Holidays: Weirdly, the Harkles never take their kids on holiday, and, if they pretend they did, they incompetently photoshop them into pap snaps on Insta.🤔
35 Everything Else: All the stuff I overlooked in this hastily speed-typed list.🤔
🤔🤔🤔
Why does it matter? 🤔
Because rich Prince Harry wants we skint, long-suffering tax payers, to pay for his security expenses; he’s a traitor, and, well, it’s fraud, isn’t it? 💥
Feel free to leave evidence I missed out in the comments. 👍
#MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter
#MeghanMarkleExposed
#WhereAreTheKids
#sussexbabyscam
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claramaryr · 10 days
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nando161mando · 7 months
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"the fucking Salvation Army sent us paper mail asking for donations
a lot of people don't realize that it is a religious organization (it's right there in the name) with a strong anti-queer agenda. we have friends who've been personally affected by the discriminatory manner in which they provide services and by the hateful conduct of their staff.
donate to local food banks and shelters, not to the Salvation Army. thank you."
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heknewwhoyoureallyare · 5 months
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When a girl wanted to make love but she ended up meeting a guy like this:
This Man only understands FUCKING or BREEDING, and that’s a matter if he wears a condom or not! ‘Love’ is a word foreign to him. Either he cum inside of you or inside a plastic, you will bleed either way, and he would just laugh it up cus he finds it funny, something so pleasurable to him can cause a lot of pain and blood. You will cry, but you’re also going to miss him and his hot body, because you never felt so much pain and so much pleasure intertwined with each other, it’s almost a unique experience to you, so animalistic, so uncivilized and so primal, you eventually get addicted to his COCK and he’s muscles. He also doesn’t understand the word girlfriend. It’s either you’re ‘ugly’ or you’re a ‘fucktoy’ to him, i suggest you choose the category that pleases you if you want to keep this Animalistic Beast in your life. If you want to find a boyfriend, find someone else, this Man is for FUCKING.
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egyptionhero90 · 12 days
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Hello 👋
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martinmarysblog · 20 days
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Fits Meghan to a Tee by u/goldenbeee
Fits Meghan to a Tee
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https://ift.tt/kLHri9q post link: https://ift.tt/EN4GvwF author: goldenbeee submitted: April 26, 2024 at 09:21AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.
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royalteachitchat · 3 months
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#MeghanMarkleThinkShesRoyal trending. This is hilariously EPIC! 🤣
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claramaryr · 10 days
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jinglebany09 · 8 months
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pakgirls530916 · 4 months
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Jo Koy sucked but he blasted them. Shows how Hollywierd can't stand these two
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nando161mando · 7 months
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What if the goal is to be stripped of SusSEX to manifest the PRINCE & PRINCESS title(s)?
Why not use Mountbatten-Windsor? Perhaps because TW cannot be the Princess of SusSEX or Princess Mountbatten -Windsor whereas her nemesis: Catherine IS THE Princess of Wales👑
The constitutionally irrelevant Archie & little Betty are appropriately markled with "Sus" & "SEX"
They promised to allow their constitutionally irrelevant (American) kids to choose (titles) for themselves, but still modeled them after the York brand.
Around 2019, MEgain was vocal on twatter about:
establishment of a separate court: "Sussex Royal 2020"
establishment of an American court
disassociation from the name "Markle"
disdain for "Sus SEX"
Parliament has a duty to REMOVE Harry the traitor from the line of succession
Harry's lifelong dream was to live as a celebrity prince of America. Being a coward, unwilling to set out on his own, he bought himself a tramp as his excuse to "flee the palace."
Harry made it abundantly clear, he is not willing to serve as a Prince of England, and made himself an ENEMY of England & an ENEMY of his grandmother's (now father's) government.
During Sparry's worldwide privacy tour, he told the world that he will never again be a working royal.
Sparry stated that America is his home, and in previous interviews he admitted that he doesn't even like England or the English.
The plot to re-brand aa Spencer by Tom Bower
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"Harry's Invictus Games" as described by a RR
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While parents grift in Canada, Archie & Little Betty spotted at Soho House
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(borrowedfrom @trexalicious)
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