#this was canon

[attineilde]

neil: you hate me, remember?

andrew: every inch of you

andrew: that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you

neil:

neil: so... does that mean you like me???

#aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men #exy is sexy #psu foxes #palmetto state foxes #nora sakavic #aftg trilogy #this was canon

[saltysatellite804]

Aizen in prison thinking of Ichigo: 🤬 damn that infuriating man

Aizen out of prison, seeing Ichigo: 🥺 Ichigo...

#this was canon #god i cant #im so obsessed with their dynamic #😭 #aiichi #pls im hoping the anime doesnt interrupt them during That Scene

[sixofcrowshyperfixation]

Wylan: And this is my boyfriend Jesper

Kuwei: you mean our boyfriend Jesper

Wylan, shoving him overboard: I mean my boyfriend Jesper you bitch

Jesper: you tell him babe

Kaz, in the background, watching this: *wipes a tear from his eye* my son takes after me so much

#kaz: *takes out a pen and forges Van Eck's signature* #Wylan: oh is that for his property #Kaz: I suppose you could say that #Inej: Kaz those are adoption papers for Wylan #Wylan: Im sorry WHAT?? You want me 🥹 #everyone else: suddenly we all have the urge to bash Jan Van Eck's head into a wall #Kaz: Wylan lets go have some father son bonding criminal activity #jesper: hEY Wylan is MY partner in crime... among other things- wait a minute- Kaz is gonna be my father in law now- thank you wylan #wylan: I didnt even do anything #kaz: good good lying is the first step to being a criminal... now lets see your demolition skills again #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kuwei yul bo #six of crows #wesper #crooked kingdom #incorrect soc quotes #who am i kidding #this was canon #'how about i throw you overboard and we see if you know how to swim' like ok wylan #mama kaz #kaz brekker

[incorrectronancequotes]

what do you mean this didn’t happen ??????

#ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #robin x nancy #nancy x robin #stranger things #incorrect ronance #thats how robin introduced herself #this was canon

[lafleshlumpeater]

ANNABETH GET OUT OF THE LAVA PERCY CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU

#percy jackson #funny #incorrect pjo quotes #this was canon #annabeth chase #percy is a little kid at heart and its so wholesome #he must be such a good big bro to estelle #i feel like afterwards annabeth would give in to playing the game and then get really into it #then sally walks in on them running around and laughing and she just smiles and walks back out again #awww

[sehnsuchts-trunken]

alright who was going to tell me that there’s no canon evidence for jake seresin being texan. 

#YOU ALL HAD ME FOOLED #JBQHGADF #I THOUGHT #I REALLY THOUGHT #THIS WAS CANON #BUT NO #*NO* #WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY WENT AHEAD AND MADE HIM TEXAN #NOW I GOTTA ACTUALLY PULL UP A MAP OF TEXAS AND JUST #IMAGINE WHAT TOWN HES FROM? #WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY #I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TEXAS EVEN IS GEOGRAPHICALLY #GOD #WHY DO WE NOT KNOW WHERE HES FROM #I DONT WANT TO EMBARRASS MYSELF

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#canon moments tbh #molly mumbles #lol

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #fr senshi and mithrun should be besties post canon

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

#the party canonically doesnt care but it would be funny to see other characters reactions #shes a genius shes insane she stopped her magical studies to hang out with her childhood crush #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

#barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbie the movie #ken barbie #the fact that this is canon

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

#hazbin hotel alastor #credit to artist #not mine #hazbin hotel #alastor #canon because i said so #mamas boy #mother #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #smile

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

#gaming #video games #overwatch #blizzard #game development #writing #canon #metatextual wankery #pornography mention #swearing #recording a four-hour video essay interrogating the canonicity of widowmaker's massive hog

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv #are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord #imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES #your pitch crush is showing #radiostatic #i fell for the fucking tv #vox #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #alastor #katie killjoy #my art

[phantasm-masquerade]

reblog for a bigger sample size if you feel like it

#hibiki//discourse #fandom culture #canon vs fanon #fanonization #polls #i love polls #fandom discourse #fandom bs