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’ 𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 😡 ‘

(psst u seem really cool 🫢)

Ah,your majesty,what do i owe such a pleasure.after all im just helping charlie out...

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Old scars

Guess how he got those. (Clue: it's from when he was alive)

Rosie guessed. She's flabbergasted and also really sorry for Al.

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Happy international Jazz day my dear viewers!

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what do you think of angel dust as a friend

We are two largely different people.even so when he does not make some sexual remark he is a fine fellow! I can tell there is more to him then meets the eye,im sure husker is cracking that code though

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I was also unaware with our breif interaction as well.This behaviour is not tolerated in my blog

Ooc:

hello everyone, but this is an important post. Please read it if you have the time.

My name is Shello, the mod of this blog.

@/soberhusker has been making racist jokes towards me, and excusing themselves with "sleep deprivation", not even bothering to apologize.

As some people may know, I am chinese. Fully chinese, and they knew this, still decided to make racist jokes against me.

Despite all this, there are some matters I'd like to discuss.

It was starting from a discord server, roleplaying suggestive things in a public server where all members are able to see the messages.

1. They was being inappropriate with in a server full of young minors.

More so, if you remembered the mean anon that said "sober husk barely has any followers", etc etc.. I suspect that is they are the person that made that ask. Easy reason: they immediately noticed when the ask was answered, despite not being mentioned. Reblogged it, etc. I could very very easily tell it was them, by their spelling, grammar and everything.

2. They attacked me for fame.

Speaking of fame, that is all he cares about. In the vcs, all he talks about is fame.

Something along the lines of:

"Why the fuck do I only have 10 notifications from tumblr?"

"I only have 77 followers."

etc.

Theyve been asking the members to interact with their blog. As you can see, I promoted said blog many times. Guess that isnt enough for him.

3. He only cares about fame.

Anyways, here are proof of the racism allegations

Many more were said in VC.

Heres his response. Which was absolute shit. I feel fucking offended.

With the screenshots by MJ. (ilysm bestie/p)

oh, and did I mention? They put my trauma in a notes channel, publicly, for all members to see. To "help me".

I feel genuinely hurt by their actions

now, please dont go attack them. I dont want that.

I want you to not interact with them. I dont feel comfortable around them, nor do I feel comfortable with the people I rp with around someone who has been racist towards me.

just please spread this as awareness. And dont attack them, like I said. Thats stupid.

love you all

-mod shello

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OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️ nuh-uh but make it alastor and husk

#alastor #husk #this made me laugh

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Please this is amazing. I would love the link when it is done!!

Thinking about Alastor sitting down to play at the piano one night, once everyone is settled into the new Hotel. His playing starts off jazzy, then, as time goes on, slowly bleeds into something more melancholy. Something almost mournful, but not quite. There’s notes of joy in it, albeit hidden under longing bars.

Lucifer hears it, lilting across the hotel halls. He chases it down, transfixed by the notes, by the soul whom is pouring itself into them. Lucifer has always been a dreamer, a supporter of dreamers, and there is no better dreamer than the artist.

And when he happens upon the correct room, peering inside to behold Alastor- of all people- hunched over the instrument, gracefully pouring himself into the keys- Lucifer’s thoughts turn on their heads. A warmth blossoms in his chest. A tugging at his heart that he hasn’t felt in centuries.

He watches Alastor for ages. Wondering at the beautiful tune, what emotion could possibly back it. He watches with such softness in his gaze, affection weaving underneath his features, all while the warmth spreads all throughout his cold soul.

When Alastor finishes, he looks up, noticing the form standing in the door, and startles, his face flushing with crimson. Lucifer is quick to murmur his praises, and Alastor even quicker to mumble his thanks, sweeping out before Lucifer can question him further.

Because how is he to explain that the symphony Lucifer heard was one orchestrated by Alastor’s own twisting feelings for the angel?

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A really hilarious radioapple fic would be one where Alastor hears about Lucifer's "I am going to FUCK you/it's fuck you UP" mishap, and realizes that the king of hell just does NOT realize how to properly word things at ALL, ever.

And so when talking to him, Alastor just immediately translates it to the most logical (non-sexual) interpretation, and then just responds normally to it.

(Constantly correcting him when you know what he means is both a waste of time and not conducive to following Charlie's "please just get along!" rules, so Alastor doesn't bother anymore.)

Lucifer: "We should go get railed." (Translation: there's a cool train that takes you to an interesting part of the Pride Ring, and I think we should go check it out.)

Alastor: *sigh* "If we must, I have room in my schedule on Saturday morning."

Lucifer: (something something about wanting to be ran a train on)

Which is all well and good, but Alastor might have forgotten to tell everyone else that was what he was doing. So now everyone thinks him and Lucifer are not only hooking up, but loudly and without shame just talking about it in public.

Both Angel and Charlie are in hysterics - for completely opposite reasons.

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Happy birthday, Chūya! 🖤

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How Does Your Monocle Even WORK, Is It Suspended Mid Air By Some Force Or Is It Just A Mystery?

Simple really dear,my power allows me to do quite the vast majority of things,including keeping my monocal afloat,its also splendid addition to my suit if i do say so myself.

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do you have a tail

I'm dying to know

please tell me!

Does the great radio demon have a tail? Well dear that is a rather personal quetion is it not? Perhaps i can tell you for a price

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LIGMABALLS !!!

...a what now??

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#what?! #since when #what the fuck

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No no they got a point

This might just be my own experience talking but it’s kinda sad how Charlie and Lucifer never at any point end either of their calls with “I love you.”

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How would you react if someone insulted your mother?

If anyone insults my dear mother,i will personally make sure they are hung drawn and quartered by yours truly.They will feel pain.They will feel suffering.And i WILL enjoy it.Understood?

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How would you react to Valentino licking your arm?

Haha i will skin him alive.He is weak.He can not see five feet ahead of him.Besides it is not like i will ever be close enough for him to do such thing.

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How do you feel about Vox?

Vox always tries to one up me,its quite tiresome and honestly quite pathetic,he just does not seem to stay away,hes also easy to rile up which make for lovely entertainment,i do admit

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