Tumgik
#BUT NO
ormspryde · 2 hours
Text
Me: *listening to a video on ancient spears*
Narrator: *says 'shaft' about 8 billion times*
Me: *instantly possessed by the spirit of a twelve-year-old boy*
0 notes
notafraidtodissapear · 10 hours
Text
after the ending of dead poets society... there can never be true peace in the world.
19 notes · View notes
the-cooler-sidestep · 10 hours
Text
its there a word for being suicidally depressed until you fall asleep and then waking up and doing Four Whole Tasks
0 notes
eros-ghoulette · 13 hours
Text
Old people this, old people that
When i go in a public restroom, elderly ladies will smile at me and middle-aged women who say they accept everything will tell me it's the ladies' restroom. And when i simply answer: "I know." They will look at me as if i killed someone. (Children do too, but children are only how their parents raise them at this age)
4 notes · View notes
gil-estel · 1 day
Text
the impossible has occurred: a car dealership is actively DISCOURAGING me from buying a car
11 notes · View notes
lifeisahighway · 1 day
Text
god, i knew ben’s exit would be rushed and shit but not this shit. what an absolute slap in the face for max, tony and the fans. honestly i could cry
8 notes · View notes
Text
Rin's shark teeth, possible explanations:
Body modification
My boy went ahead and paid money for shark teeth. Why? It looks cool, he's in Australia, and his dad had them.
He lost his baby teeth and shark teeth grew in their place.
Why? I dunno, he was in Australia? Weird genes?
This implies that he at some point had a mixture of shark and regular teeth.
Artistic choice
Then again everyone has unnatural hair and eyecolor so maybe it’s just meant to convey his character. Which is hilarious because this boy is so very soft. He just likes to project the bad boy look.
What do I think?
The most in character reason would be body modification to look Badass ™️. Also, to replicate his dad who also had those teeth.
I like that it’s his natural teeth better though. The confusion, but like also the image of a boy with some shark teeth but not all of them. (And since his dad had them too, it lends somewhat credibility to it)
5 notes · View notes
eddis-not-eeddis · 2 days
Text
WHY do I always think I'm two years older than I am? WHY?
14 notes · View notes
timewizard-oldman · 2 days
Text
ONE more day until my play yippee !!
1 note · View note
alphawolfstabs · 2 days
Text
Okay so- I got an inbox that I’m choosing to answer like this, because I’d like to keep this person safe from any hate or anything like that
Tumblr media
Hi there!
Soooo- I’m so sorry to say this, but I [perhaps unfortunately] won’t be writing Doug with ASPD.
ASPD is not a cut and dry condition.
ASPD manifests differently in each individual, and not everyone with the disorder engages in criminal or morally reprehensible actions. Doug, for example, may exhibit behaviors commonly associated with ASPD, but it’s important not to generalize and label all individuals with the disorder as inherently bad people. Doing so perpetuates stigma surrounding ASPD, which is already stigmatized.
I like to think Doug is just- genuinely a shit person.
I talked about this to my Discord before answering, because originally I didn’t know how to answer. [Nothing against the ask, again, I was just perplexed.]
Doug himself, views himself as an embodiment of Evil. Like the Arnie scene- when he talks about Job. He’s telling Arnie that Arnie is linked to Job in some way. And Doug, as the person who terrorizes Arnie, is relating himself to pure Evil.
Being Evil ≠ A super complex personality disorder.
So again, I will not be writing Doug with ASPD. 🩵
7 notes · View notes
allwisebertram · 2 days
Text
What bugs me most is the fucking cunt that had the audacity to say "he was tempted" abput a fucking pedo.
Bitch, your face is tempting me to break it with a fucking crowbar.
0 notes
purple-palindrome · 2 days
Text
When your boss asks how much of a raise you need to be convinced to stay and you have to inform him that he couldn’t pay you enough to stick around for another minute
0 notes
prettyflyshyguy · 2 days
Text
Traded my ability to draw teeth for being able to draw faces apparently
4 notes · View notes
WASSUP CLOWNTOWN MOOTS it’s ya girl and i’m in need of some (weirdly) it-related advice
long story short i have to write a huge essay for my english coursework comparing two texts on a theme of my choice, and obviously i wanna pick it 1986 for one of them bc i’m a freak but i have no idea what other text to choose
i’d like to go on a theme of something like childhood, memory, friendship, facing adversary, or anything similar but i’m not fussy. also preferably it’ll be something deemed ‘classic’ and ‘academic’ to balance out the fact that the exam board hate stephen king (my best idea so far was lord of the flies but teacher said no bc they use it for a diff course)
oh also and it can’t be a child’s book or a translated text
so yeah if you have any recommendations please share!! thanks losers 🎈
3 notes · View notes
katyobsesses · 2 days
Text
I've been seeing a lot of "if your life had a fandom who would you be shipped with" posts on TikTok and like...
I cannot stop thinking about it
I hope, as an aroace, that I am shipped with no one. Please and Thank You.
3 notes · View notes
eepybish · 3 days
Text
I have the house to myself today, its still beautiful cold and rainy weather, and the fact I'm not having amazing sleepy sex right now is an outrage and a crime.
9 notes · View notes