#molly mumbles

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I— huh!??? Oliver??!??? hello!?????

#when I tell you my heart dropped out my asshole holy shit #this man is choosing violence and I swear to god he’s gonna put me into cardiac arrest #if I thought it was bad when he liked my bucktommy fanart it’s nothing compared to him liking BUDDIE fanart #OLIVER ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT?????? #the caption literally refers to buck and Eddie as lovers #molly mumbles

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this wasn't what I was gonna ask but now I'm obsessed like...how would they tell me if they were

#molly mumbles

[23and05]

A humble contribution to the Rosquez scholarship:

Cannonball by Supertramp, is the divorce from Rossi's pov

'still you pretend/ and try to call me a friend'

Marc wanting to reconcile

'you've been loose'

Rossi implying that Marc wanted to help fellow Spaniard Jorge

'just feel my rage/why can't you come of age'

I mean, need I add anything ?? The lyrics really speak for themselves. (I'm sure Rossi has made digs at some point about Marc being (too) young, but I can't remember)

'but I've never been so outraged/I'm washing my hands of you'

Compared to Rossi's other rivals, Marc had such a big impact on him, i.e. being so outraged

He rarely speaks of it and didn't/doesn't want to reconcile

He 'felt it all/just like a cannonball'

*sorry I can't make this look more aesthetic

#the song is such a bop too #i recommend it ! its a bit funky #tentative talking to the wall #i hope at least someone gets my vision with this ? #molly mumbles #marc marquez #valentino rossi #rosquez #motogp

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the only thing group chats are good for is removing members for the sake of comedy. one time literally like ten years ago one of my friends asked 'wait, who's aaron carter?' and within a MILLISECOND someone had removed her. I still chuckle about it to this day lmao

#molly mumbles

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do I have to watch something else to understand that dead boy detective show? it looks interesting but when I skimmed an article a few weeks ago I saw the phrase 'reprising their character' lol

#dead boy detectives #molly mumbles

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truly what is it about edwin that has every man he meets falling madly in love with him

#dead boy detectives #dbd #edwin payne #lmfao #molly mumbles

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she's turned into a werewolf, a frankenstein, now a vampire...kathryn newton what are you planning

#kathryn newton #spn #claire novak #lisa frankenstein #abigail 2024 #molly mumbles #lol

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well this is the most upsetting click bait I've ever received

#molly mumbles #its actually gas apparently but. my God. #lol

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#canon moments tbh #molly mumbles #lol

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

#grover underwood #pjo #pjo tv series #percy jackson #the lightning thief #molly mumbles

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this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

#molly mumbles #im so happy for them.... #lol

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genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

#molly mumbles

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see for a moment with ares telling the kids to 'play their cards right' and them only refering to it as the lotus casino (no hotel), I thought they might do something funny where hermes would be like 'I'll help if you can beat me, the god of gamblers, at a game' and percy would reveal he's a crazy good card shark bc he's watched gabe lose play poker so many times, and he wins. but ALAS.

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv series #lightning thief #tlt #rick riordan #molly mumbles

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at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

#molly mumbles

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beautiful women named National Alert System are trying to contact me

#molly mumbles

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I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

#indiana jones #henry jones jr #harrison ford #molly mumbles #lol