The happiness you feel when your dickless (literal) boyfriend brings you the dick that you were hot for (actual). Lisa Frankenstein is the movie of all time.
Okay you know how last night I said I was coming up with a Hannibal Lisa Frankenstein AU? Yeah well I was telling my mom about it this morning and she was like "Yeah that's cool and all but could you do this instead?" And she pitched a whole NBC Hannibal x Lisa Frankenstein crossover to me and asked me if I would write it for her.
This is freaking hilarious to me for a few reasons:
1. My mom really dislikes Hannigram. It just makes her so uncomfortable how toxic they are, which is actually kinda fair. And I mean, it's also not just them, she doesn't vibe with the show as a whole, but she very much had opinions about how Hannibal and Will would work in this crossover fic idea.
2. My mom is super disturbed by cannibalism, but a whole part of her pitch was about the cannibalism and how Lisa and the Creature might react to it if they had to cannibalize someone.
3. She said Lisa Frankenstein was "cool but not really my thing", so the fact that she was so invested in creating this story for Lisa and the Creature was also a bit mind-boggling.
4. Honestly just the fact that my mom requested that I write a fanfiction for her
some color experiments with my favourite doomed-by-the-narrative goth couple
"First time in my life, I, I'm not afraid
First time I remember feelin' anythin', anythin'
There's no turnin' back now, I can't be saved
And in the next life they'll remember me, remember me,"