Hi, this is very random but please do not make jokes about Fabio’s religion.
This is slightly biased because I’m also Catholic, but please do not make jokes about his faith to support your opinions about the sport. It’s one thing to not know that he’s religious, but it’s a whole other thing to make jokes about it. It’s very offensive.
Fabio has talked about being Catholic before, as well as having tattoos with the cross, a cathedral, and a nun. This clearly means a lot to him and they are not just for aesthetic purposes.
Genuine question to all Formula 1 lovers from a concerned MotoGP fan, as Liberty Media seems to have dug their claws into motorcycle racing: why do they suck?
I mean beside the general vibe of quintessential usamerican consumerism, what, precisely, have they done with the sport that has so many people upset? How have they changed the game?
If we're all spreading misinformation, I'm gonna push "Pedro Acosta is a clone created from Marc Marquez and Valentino Rossi's DNA, which is why people compare him to them all the time"
i think when new motogp fans inevitably show up with liberty media, we should straight up make up bullshit. yes there was a gay wedding between riders and they are divorced now. yes jorge lorenzo is the sugar daddy of the whole grid. dani pedrosa is actually the goat (this is true tho). one of the riders is a drag queen in their free time.
i hope we get a dts quality series where they try to paint... like fabio as the villain..
can you imagine?
pecco or jorge wins. the camera pans to fabio on the scooter. later we get *sad sicilian french baguette noises*
imagine liberty trying to quash the indomitable spirit of chaos that is men with no sense of self preservation who race guided only by their dick, balls, and fucking gall to the bland quiet luxurious clean platitudes of f1 motogp is about fucking getting your elbows out and leaving with them bloodied and bruised its about dirt its about grit its about the thrill you get going faster on a dinky little moped than a mercedes its about being cheeky and flipping the bird at the driver its about threading through small spaces it is actually about how low can you go all the way to the floor and can you bring it to the top like it never never stop can you haul the slowest fucking bike on the grid to a championship can you beat your competitors who are all on equal machinery can you stay on your bike can you hold on can you do this motogp is about cans and f1 is about wills because at the end of the day the team with the fastest car WILL win the championship whereas the team with the fastest bike only can, "can" implies self investment, self belief and self growth, "will" implies something set, something that happens anyways, something that does not change. what is racing if not change. what is racing without it.