I just imagined what happens when my time traveling Robins realize they might all have been sent back, and are like, “OH SHIT, DAMIAN!”
(Cut to: The League of Assassins, actively on fire & at war with itself, less than one third of the forces it had remaining.)
Steph: *whistles*
Jason: “Damn. I’m impressed.”
Tim: “This saves me so much time & effort, honestly, you guys have no idea how stressed I was about having to take down two deeply ingrained, centuries old murder cults in a little over 10yrs.”
Dick: “DAMIAN!”
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how LOST characters would respond if their respective partners asked them “would you still love me if i was a worm?”
jack: what? no? why would you be a worm?
kate: [exhales air in amusement] yeah, sure. you’d be my worm
hurley: whoa... maybe? i dunno... would you love me if i was a worm?
sawyer: [sighs and rolls his eyes] what’d i do wrong this time?
locke: [laughs] well, i wouldn’t hate you if you were a worm
sayid: [looking slightly taken back, but then stops to think about it] am i also a worm? either way, yes, but it would help if i was a worm
jin: ....i’d still love you but it would be like you were dead. i would just cry
sun: [serious tone] i’ll always love you no matter what [breaks into a smile] besides, you would be good for my soil
claire: [sighs] i’d love you if you were a worm, or a cat or a horse, or a blob monster, just please go back to sleep
(^ that one was operating on the notion that her partner is charlie and therefore insanely insecure. charlie would be the most likely person to actually ask “would you still love me if was a worm?” and like, mean it. i think he’d ask a lot of “would you love me if...?” questions)
charlie: [amused] aw, of course, luv. you’d be the cutest little worm in all of the... dirt... farm... place. i don’t know where worms live
ben: [not looking up from his book] implying you’re not one already? [that tight little smirk he does] ...if you’re actually asking? no
juliet: no, i only love you for your body [chuckles] hm, maybe? i’d either keep you safe in a habitat... or kill you to put you out of your misery, i’m not sure
michael: [gives a wtf look] you alright?
desmond: [confused] ...i’d find the bastard who turned you into a warrum and beat them to death. so yes, i dare say i’d still love you
miles: jesus christ.
shannon: [laughs] no way. i’d probably squish you
richard: [looking concerned] ...love conquers all, i suppose [laughs but still looks a little concerned]
frank: yeah, why not, i could do worse
boone: ....i don’t know how to take care of a worm [looks worried]
ana lucia: oh god, you’re one of those types, huh? [rolls her eyes]
daniel: [saddened] that’s, that’s horrible. yes, i’d still love you, i always will and i’d take good care of you but that’s really sad. i don’t wanna think about it
charlotte: oh, sweetheart, of course i’d still love you. i wouldn’t know what to do with you and i’d be upset, but i’d still love you
libby: [holding her partner’s hand] hey... is there anything you need to talk about?
eko: [just leaves]
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Just rewatched The Celestial Toymaker and I think I had somewhat underrated it in my memory. It's not the most exciting, but the way the Toymaker and his world work is actually really well pitched.
One of the most effective parts of the story is the way his toys work. They play against Dodo and Steven, often cheating or being otherwise difficult, but they're people under there. It's ambiguous whether they had lives before they were toys - it's certainly possible, given that the threat is that our main characters might become like them - but Dodo points out that they do have personalities of their own even if they were created as toys. All they want is to be allowed to keep living. They don't want to go back to the toybox. The clowns becoming solemn when they realise they might lose is the first time this is evident, but perhaps the best moment is the "if we go, we go together" between the playing card king and queen. It makes you feel for these people trapped within the Toymaker's world!
The Toymaker himself is also such a good villain. His motivations make complete sense, and even when he's lost at the end, I really believe he doesn't care about losing his world; he just wants to spite the Doctor for beating him. He's also just a fantastically menacing presence, with a really effective, reigned-in performance. It makes me worry slightly just how big a performance NPH looks to be giving in the upcoming episode, but I'll withhold judgement till I've actually seen it. (I also wonder how they'll handle his face having changed, since he's not a Time Lord. Though for a character with the power to bring toys to life, changing his appearance is probably not all that difficult.)
I also love that the Doctor has clearly met the Toymaker before, and that we don't learn when or how or why. It's just allowed to be a relationship with an obscured past, somewhat proto-Master. And, of course, as the Doctor says, "there will be other meetings in an other time." Indeed there will, Doctor!
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i was thinkijg about eating you almost nonstop last night wanted to chomp you up so badly for serious
ladies love to bite and chomp me and (trying to think of what other things you've done to me) torture me and eat me and try to take my angel essence and put me in the slop.. <3 this is known
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