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When I find myself in times of trouble,

Tom Paris comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#i got a couple kinds of pain im okay with but yeah theyre sexual kinds #so yeah any other time of pain? fuck that

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Sucks when you like lose your teeth in a dream and you’re like “Fuck I cannot believe this is happening in real life and not in a dream. My teeth are really gone now, no takebacks.”

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~Happy passover~

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#ive always been a fan of the idea of pets having their owners last names

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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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#thanks grover...

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i have a sore leg but Father I Wish To Dance

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Ireland is the only country in Europe

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i actually heard rutherford speak recently and i was delighted by how damn adorable the vocal performance is. he sounds and talks like a mouse got turned into a human being

#havent seen lower decks yet. wanna. but i watch clips #and i am filled with delight and sometimes horror #now thats star trek for ya

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#boimler losing... #i love him because hes pretty much me #also hilarious but they all are

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Baldy

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source: sunsetoned

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poc-friendly picrews

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reblogs are appreciated, this will be updated whenever i find more! if you want to suggest picrews to be added, do so in my asks or dms!

edit (03/02/2024): added 11 picrews to the list!

edit (03/07/2024): added 1 picrew to the list!

actionpilot's character creator

adriotes' character creator

adrisona maker

aiden's picrew

alli's oc creator

alohasushicore

amiiraux's chaotic gay maker

among us sona creator

anew's girl maker

astrolavas' character creator

avatar

aworus' friend maker

baydews avatar maker

bean beaningtons tupper

bex's first picrew

bighead kid

black centered picrew

black centered picrew (fullbody version)

block game oc creator

bright's picrew hell,

bunnieclaire's character maker

caramael's character creator

cartoony maker

casual gay creator

cherevrie's avatar maker

childishspite's avi maker

cool kid maker

cosmitasia's character maker

cute chubby maker

cute girl creator

cutetimes (hair options are a bit limited)

djarn's character maker

djarn's character maker 2

doshi's oc avatar maker

elenaa's windswept oc maker

friend factory

friend maker

judelta's character maker

julliapple's character maker

gay time 2: electric boogaloo

girl maker

ghostofadragon's character maker

harvey's picrew 1 (only has straight hairstyles)

harvey's picrew 2 (only has curly hairstyles)

lichtenstyler

lima0nada

little guy maker

lulljevic's icon maker

makowka's character maker

makowka's character maker 2

marice creator

nah's picrew

nellseto's maker

nuclearvessel's character maker

nudekay's character maker

nuggts character maker

overwatch league icons

peculiar icon creator

perisceris' icon maker

piney's icon maker

pixel dating simulator maker

poicon maker

potatolord's persona creator

rainheal's character maker

rychu's picrew

sagravi creator

scuff's icon maker

semirealistic icon creator

smitty's ultimate maker-inator

something about them

sph.jpeg's icon maker

sqwidsona (hair options are a bit limited)

static maker

toon me! (a)

toon me! (b)

uris space maker

witchcrew

who me?

yee haw character creator

yet another character creator

エリーのメーカー

#oooh

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There’s something so painful about watching someone order a medium or god forbid a small sized beverage

#one time i got a small vanilla latte by accident #and like i was angry enough already #but the sheer comedic smallness of the product made it worse #like its exsistence was mocking me #tiny child coffee #the cup had clowns and balloons printed on it