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You are so right in your distaste for Blades book 2. No matter how great things get near the end, a majority of the book was horrible. They led us along like mouse to cheese. Itâs inexcusable to play with their audience this way.
I only wish more people were less willing to excuse PBâs mediocrity. The signs were on the wall for me when DLS was flat out better than Blades 2, and itâs narratively quite simple. The story told was well paced, thought out, and above all kept us waiting for more each week. I cannot say the same for B2. That is sad.
I mean I do understand why people still enjoyed it and were willing to overlook the negative aspects or didnât have much of a problem with them to begin with. Blades 1 was a fan favorite, we all missed these characters a lot, and many people (myself included at one point) didnât believe we would actually get book 2 because of all the bait and switches PB had done in the past. But the first two things are why I personally couldnât overlook the glaring issues.
I canât remember who the OP was now, but I remember seeing a post from when book 2 only had a few chapters out where someone said something about it seeming like the writers learned all the wrong things about what made the book so good, and I couldnât agree with that person more! Yeah, book 1 was good because it was different from anything we had ever gotten before. But I think the main reason it was so good was because of the characters as individuals and the relationships we got to form with those individuals to ultimately become a family. Yet they didnât really acknowledge those individuals or relationships in ways that did them justice for the majority of book 2. And on top of that, MCâs own characterization was inconsistent at times because the writers picked and chose when they wanted us to be a competent leader and when they wanted us to be virtually clueless for plot convenience.
Book 1 was also relatively straightforward whereas it seemed like the writers wanted to turn the sequel into their own personal commentary on religion, which is an incredibly complex topic in itself. They had some social commentary in book 1, but it was done a lot better in my opinion because it didnât take so much of a front seat. They managed to make it clear that that commentary was important and relevant to the writers, the characters, and the readers living in the real world while never robbing book 1 of that fun adventure game used for escapism feel. Meanwhile, book 2 almost felt like âRising Tides but make it religionâ at times. And thatâs on top of all of the other issues Iâve already mentioned in my previous posts.
I will say that I can see how thereâs usually a lot of pressure to blow things out of the water for a sequel to something so beloved, and that most likely contributed to how things played out. So maybe Iâm being a bit too harsh in my judgement of everything. But I still find it very disappointing to wait so long for something just for it to be so messy and miss the mark by a mile
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I dunno I feel like the introduction of polls on tumblr is actually not that great, especially within the kpop fandom. To all those enjoying it, that's awesome! I just now feel the need to avoid them.
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cl16 | salute to me, i'm your american queen
pairing: charles leclerc x f!sargeant!reader
summary: [ social media au ] what the fuck is a kilometer?!?! or: charles and his girlfriend's adventures
warnings: language
faceclaim: elle fanning + pinterest
author's note: i can't explain this except that it was funny in my head. i should probably be working on the next part of deep blue but ehhhhhh. enjoy!
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Take a Chance with Me | OP81
oscar piastri x reader (fc: huh yunjin)
â Part 1
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Summary : Y/n's mistakenly takes someone's drink at a party. Despite the initial embarrassment, they engage in light chit-chat and discover a sense of familiarity. Oscar introduces himself, and they exchange greetings, marking the beginning of a new chapter in their story.
Notes: hiii! this is my first writing, if there are any grammatical errors or some other mistakes i wanna apologize in advance. I hope you like it and have fun while reading this<3 lemme know if you like it thankyouuuu
Y/n chuckled when she remembered how embrassed it was when she took the wrong glass and sipped it like nothing was wrong. But she could feel the confused look from someone beside her.
"I'm thinking you might have grabbed mine by mistake." She glanced to her side, wondering if the words she had just heard were indeed meant for her.
"Huh?" She finally turned to fully face that man. He chuckled at her puzzled expression, but eventually, with a raised eyebrow, he pointed to the glass she was holding. "Oh my goodness! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to take your drink." Her eyes widened in shock, and her heart raced as embarrassment flooded over her.
He held back his laughter. "No worries. I can take another one," as he said, he cracked a grin like a friendly cat. His eyes squinted playfully, giving off a vibe that was both laid-back and amused.
"Let me grab you another one."
"No need for that, I-" Ignoring him, she sauntered away to fetch a new drink, intending to replace the one she had mistakenly taken from him earlier.
It didn't take long for y/n to return. Once she returned, they engaged in light chit-chat, chatting about who invited them to the party. It wasn't until later that she realized the guy she'd been talking to looked kind of familiar. "So, which friend brought you here tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, just through some mates, racing circles and all. What about you?"
"Just here with a friend. By the way, you seem oddly familiar. Have we met before?"
"I get that a lot. Maybe you've seen me on the street or something."
She just laughed, shrugged it off, and took another sip of her drink. At the same time, he shot her a cheeky smile, sneaking a few glances while she checked out the scene around her. After a bit, he decided to break the ice, "I'm Oscar, by the way."
"I'm y/n. Nice to meet you, Oscar."
With a cheerful smile, they exchanged a warm handshake. It marked the beginning of a new chapter in their story.
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oscarpiastri Wowee⌠that was a cool weekend đ§Ą
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user CUTEE OUTFIT Y/N!!
user and now lando also here? who's she
user wow oscar put earmuffs on her??
user at this point i won't believe if they're just friends
landonorris oh now i'm your friend?? cool thanks
oscarpiastri stop overactingđ
yourusername should i post a whole photo dedication for you?đ
landonorris i'm not looking for trouble
user what is that mean landooo?? bcoz someone must be jealous?đ
user look at how oscar defending her lol
oscarpiastri you owe me a drawing of a four-leaf clover on my helmet
yourusername stay tuned for some top-notch artistry<3
user oscar indirectly said that y/n was his lucky charm!!
"Can't you stay for one more night?" Oscar asked. He walks over to y/n who is arranging her luggage a little hurriedly.
Y/n smiled before saying, "work can't wait. But I promise I'll come another day."
"Okay, i'll counting the days until you return."
She laughs, then stands up and pulls Oscar into her arms. "You're doing a good job. Keep going!"
"I'll miss you." He hugs her tighter, as if he's not willing to let her go.
"Me too."
They fall into a moment of silence, soaking in each other's warmth before having to go back to being apart for a period of time they don't know how long.
She never expect the party that night to lead her into a complicated situation, where she has to love someone who is out of her reach. Remembering how stupid she was that night for not recognizing Oscar right away when his face looked so familiar, and how Oscar didn't say anything until she finally realized.
"Oh! I have something for you."
She opens her bag and takes something out. A bracelet with a four-leaf clover. "I don't have the skill to draw, and I wouldn't risk making your helmet look ugly."
Oscar takes the bracelet and immediately puts it on. "I can't agree more. But it's more than enough," he replies mischievously while laughing. He is so happy to see the bracelet now neatly wrapped around his wrist. "Thank you."
"Your lucky charm when I'm not around."
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user man is so clingy what should i DO
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oscarpiastri A second reason to smile đđ
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mclaren what a weekend!
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yourbff he's completely in love with you
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landonorris his eyes speak love lol
yourusername shut upp lando
landonorris glad both of you finally opened up about your feelings
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user his emotions are written all over his face
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oscarpiastri thanks for mistakenly grabbing my drink. Grateful for every twist of fate that brought you into my lifeđťâ¤ď¸
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a/n: i hate this title but i LOVE this fic! i had so much fun writing it, obviously inspired by the tik tok trend lol. also when i started this fic last week, the cookies were different but then this week actually did include banana cream pie so i had to change them đ and then had to do a little rewrite obviously. but yeah, go check out the isles q&a on their favorite desserts bc theyâre all adorable
tw: tooth rotting fluff, extremely minor insinuation of a daddy kink
word count: 2.3k
summary: you take advantage of matâs sweet tooth to trick him into doing a tik tok video with you
âHey,â you call out for Mat from your perch on the couch, one foot wedged in between the couch cushions and your phone resting on your thigh. You can hear him rummaging around in the fridge and the noise stops temporarily.
âHey,â he calls back, âwhatâs going on?â The rummaging noises start up again and you grin to yourself. If heâs hungry, your little plan will work perfectly.
You crunch up into a sitting position and drape your arms over the back of the couch, watching Mat as he moves things around in the fridge, looking for something to eat. âDo you want to go to Chip City with me?â You ask. âI want to make like one of those TikToks, you know where they rate the cookies of the week?â
Matâs nodding and closing the fridge before you even finish speaking. âOh, hell fucking yes,â he grins, skirting around the kitchen island and stopping behind the couch. You reach out and tug at the belt loops on his jeans, laughing. âYou know Iâm always down for cookies.â
âI know,â you tease, unfolding from the couch and getting to your feet. âThatâs why I suggested it. I can always count on you to validate my sugar cravings.â
He smiles his crooked little smile and readjusts his hat, the new Stay GOALd collaboration with Ralph Macchio, raking his hand through his hair before settling the hat on backwards. Your stomach flips a little at how good he looks. âBabe, we need to stop talking and start driving,â he says, totally seriously.
âChill, Cookie Monster,â you follow him to the front door, stepping into your ratty Forces. The leather is more grey than white now and creased beyond belief, but theyâre comfortable and you can slide them on and off without having to do the laces. âI doubt theyâre going to run out of cookies in the ten minutes it takes to get there.â
âNever know,â Mat shrugs, tossing your car keys at you. You barely catch them, fumbling a little before your fingers hook on the beaded keychain. âYour carâs behind mine, you drive?â
You wrinkle your nose, when Matâs home youâd rather be the passenger princess, but you also hate it when he readjusts your seat to fit his longer legs. âFine,â you mumble, locking the door behind him, âbut thatâs the last bit of driving Iâm doing all weekend.â
He swoops in to press a kiss to your forehead, âyour wish is my command, Princess Squeaks.â
With a delighted smile, you hop into the driverâs seat of your car, turning it on while Mat buckles up in the passenger seat. He leans back in the seat, the brim of his backwards cap hitting against the headrest and popping the front of the hat off his head. âDamn,â he mutters, quickly fixing it and sitting forward. âSo, wait, if you make one of those videos, what are the chances we get a Chip City influencer deal? Are we looking at free cookies for life?â
âUm, no,â you wince when you take a turn a little too quickly, clipping the curb. Hoping Mat will ignore that, you continue quickly, âI donât think free cookies for life is a thing? Maybe some like coupons or extra point perks? Honestly, itâll probably be nothing other than a comment and a like.â
âFor life will be a really short period if you keep driving like a blind lunatic,â Mat teases you, laughing loudly when you lift your hand from the steering wheel to flip him off.
âYouâre the one who told me to drive,â you counter.
Mat snags your hand out of the air and laces his fingers with yours, settling the back of his hand on the center console. âThatâs only because I forgot what an insane driver you are,â he laughs, dramatically letting his body bounce forward and back in the seat when you come to a sharp stop at a red light.
You roll your eyes and make a point of driving exactly the speed limit and taking turns super carefully until you pull into the parking lot. When he hops out of the car, Mat wraps an arm around your shoulders and pulls you close to his side. You snuggle up, wrapping your arm around his waist, car keys jangling in your hand as you walk. âBabe, you can drive like Vin Diesel all you want when Iâm not in the car,â he says as you walk up the sidewalk to Chip City. âLou might consider it a breach of my contract if you drive like that when Iâm in the passenger seat.â
âBreach of contract!?â You yelp, pinching his side while he lets loose one of his contagiously loud laughs. âYouâre such a pain in the ass.â
âBut you love me,â Mat states matter-of-factly, breaking contact with you to pull open the door and hold it for you. You hum happily, immediately hit with the delicious scent of baked cookies. Behind you, Mat lets out a quiet groan and you laugh at his dramatics. âJesus, it always smells so good in here,â he falls into line behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder.
âIf I worked here, Iâd be three hundred pounds from sampling cookies every day,â you comment, turning to the mirror on the wall and lining up your face with the milk moustache decal for a selfie. You nudge Mat into place next to you and he crinkles his whole face up into a cheesy grin just for you. You snap the picture and shuffle forward as the person at the register leaves, moving the line up. Mat shuffles behind you, stepping on the heels of your sneakers and mumbling apologies.
While you wait, you look at the merch on the walls, joking with Mat that youâre going to get him the cookie shaped backpack for him to put his stuff in on game days. Before he can retort, youâre at the case and the worker is asking you how many cookies you want.
âUm, letâs do six?â You say, voice ticking up in a question for Mat. He nods, barely listening to you as he squints at the cookies. Theyâll be gone in two days.
âDefinitely need the cookies and cream,sâmores and oh, fuck yes, banana cream pie,â he points at each cookie as he names the flavor. âBabe?â
âIâll do the specialty ones,â you say, âdark chocolate peanut butter, white chocolate macadamia, and brookie, please.â
âI love bananan cream pie cookie week,â Mat comments dreamily, looking like Pepe Le Pew when the cartoon skunkâs eyes turn into hearts when he spots the female skunk. He grins at you when you stick your finger in your mouth, fake gagging.
âUgh, disgusting,â you shake your head. âYour love for banana cream pie is your biggest red flag.â
The woman behind the counter boxes everything up and you tap in your phone number to get rewards points before stepping to the side so Mat can pay. He smirks at you, tapping his card against the reader, and quietly, so no one else can hear, murmurs, âsay âthank you, daddy.ââ
A laugh startles out of your chest and you shake your head, cheeks flushing hot. âNo, nope. Iâm not saying that, Mathew.â Your fingers tremble a little around the box of cookies.
Matâs hand is huge and warm on your lower back as he guides you out of the store, the sudden cool air a relief to your cheeks. He chuckles and flexes his fingers against your back. âWorth a shot,â he teases. âOne day Iâm gonna get you to say it.â
âIt wonât be of my own accord,â you wrinkle your nose at him, stomach flipping a little bit. You refuse to analyze the excitement building low in your stomach and instead march determinedly back to your car. You had a plan for today and it didnât involve Mat being called âdaddyâ in a public place. Or any place. Or ever.
âWeâll see,â Mat jokes, pulling open the door for you to hop in and then going around the front of the car to get in on the passenger side. You drop the cookie box on his lap and he immediately picks at the tape holding it shut with his thumbnail, ready to snag a bite.
âWait for me to get set up!â You chastise him, flicking his fingers away from the box with one hand and pulling up TikTok with the other.
Mat keeps picking at the tape, âno oneâs gonna notice, Iâll just break it in half.â He finally manages to get the tape off and pops the lid open, dramatically inhaling the scent of the cookies. âOh, fuck yes. Babe, what a good idea.â
You grin at him and make sure your phone is set in the holder attached to your windshield so both you and Mat are in the shot. âI literally only have good ideas,â you pull the box of cookies back into your lap, ignoring Matâs protests. âReady?â
He nods and you reach forward to start the recording. âHi guys!â You chirp into the camera. âHappy Saturday, Mat has a rare day off so I decided to rope him into my fun. Say hi, Mat.â
Mat looks up from his phone and parrots, âhi, Mat,â with a shit eating grin on his face.
âHeâs the worst,â you roll your eyes affectionately and hold up the cookie box so itâs in frame. âAnyway, I wanted to do something different than the usual Crumbl cookie sampling, and since Chip City is in our town, I figured this was the best thing. I invited Mat, because, well, Iâm not sure if you know this but my husband has the biggest sweet tooth.â
You fight to keep your face in a neutral expression, but canât help the corner of your mouth ticking up when you see Matâs eyebrows lift nearly into his hairline on screen. His own mouth tips down in a slight, curious frown, but he doesnât say anything.
So you continue, âitâs not anything like my mother-in-lawâs peach cobbler, but Mat will kill a chocolate chip cookie in record time.â You shift in your seat, turning to face him, and keep your gaze locked on a point in the middle of his forehead, because if you look him in the eye, youâll crack up. âWhich do you want to try first, babe? Wait, let me guess, banana cream pie?â
Thereâs amusement in his tone when he holds out his hand and says, âoh for sure. Hand it over!â
He squints at you and you avoid his gaze when you pass over the cookie. Pretending to think, you look down at the box, âIâm going to try the dark chocolate peanut butter first, I think. Unlike my husband,â you smile at the camera, holding up the cookie while you break it in half to show the melted peanut butter swirls on the inside, âI like my desserts a little less sweet. Lemon bars, carrot cake, cheesecake, that kind of thing. Last week was lemon berry, which is a top three cookie for me.â
You can see Mat jolt in surprise again on screen, his head swinging to look at you. His eyes are wide and his lips are fighting a laugh.
âYeah,â Mat smirks at the camera, breaking his own cookie in half and taking a huge bite. He chews and swallows before continuing, âthe wifey is pretty picky on her desserts.â
Matâs words sink in and you do a double take, jaw falling open a little. Matâs grin turns shit eating and he takes another huge bite of his cookie while you blink stupidly at him. âWhat-?â You frown, ignoring the way your heart is pounding and your stomach is clenching with the echo of Mat saying âwifeyâ in your ear.
He licks a spot of whipped cream off the side of his thumb and your core throbs.
âUno reverse, Squeaks,â Mat laughs. âDo you think youâre the only one with Tik Tok?â
âOooh,â you scrunch your face up at him, âyou knew what I was up to?â He nods and your hand shoots out to push at his shoulder.
âHey!â He yelps, chuckling. âI figured it out when you referred to Mom as your mother-in-law.â
You put your cookie back in the box and tap the record button on your phone, ending the video. âI honestly thought youâd have a better reaction,â you laugh a little, pulling your left foot up onto the seat and turning completely so youâre facing Mat. You shift the box too, so itâs on top of the center console.
Mat talks as he swaps out his banana cream pie for a piece of the sâmores, a string of marshmallow connecting the broken piece from the rest in the box, âwhy? Not a secret that Iâm gonna wife you up in the future. I like hearing you call me your husband.â
He says it so casually, so easily, that it shocks you a little. When you first met Mat, you had thought dating him would be a fun time, but youâd never imagined that youâd be here - with him talking about marriage as if itâs a foregone conclusion.
âWell,â you murmur, feeling warm and content, âfor the record, I liked hearing you call me wifey. So I guess weâre even.â
Mat looks up at you, hazel eyes lit up and glowing where the sun hits his face. He looks even more edible than the cookies. âYou called me husband twice, donât think weâre even just yetâŚâ he drags out the pause with a sly smile on his face and you think he may use the w-word again, but he just lets the silence linger, the possibility hanging in the air.
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Maintenance Request Chapter 19
Joel Miller x f!reader | new chapter every Friday
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chapter word count:Â 7.6k
chapter summary: you and Joel have your third date, a bit of a discussion, and try something new together when Joel stays at your place for the first time. đ
a/n: thank you as always to @katareyoudrilling for being the best beta đ fun fact, I wrote the second half of this chapter in a sort of fugue state, late one night during NaNo last year. I swear this just poured out of me. Joel knew what he wanted. đ happy chapter 19 on the 19th!
chapter tags/warnings: flirting, banter, fluff, cursing, food and drink mention, pet names (honey, gorgeous, darlinâ, baby, sweetheart, pretty girl, good girl, handsome, cowboy), kink negotiation, some discussion of past relationships, somnophilia (kissing, fondling, p-in-v sex), mention of breasts, dream sex, dirty talk, a bit of crying while being fucked (in a good way)
Chapter 19
Saturday, November 9
Eleventh week of the semester
The rest of the week was a whirlwind â you saw Joel for at least a few minutes every day, and you talked on the phone most nights. By Thursday, you had your next date planned. Sarah had a sleepover on Saturday, so Joel was going to stay the night at your apartment. For the first time.Â
On Saturday, you caught Beth and Ellie up with your new relationship status â Beth had been pestering you about it since youâd told her about it over text (tell me everything!!) â and they immediately started complaining about how they hadnât met him yet.Â
âI know! I know,â you wanted to wave your hands in front of their faces to get them to chill out. âI was thinking I could invite him to brunch next week.â You took a big gulp of coffee and watched their reactions.Â
Ellie narrowed her eyes and stared at you. Beth looked thoughtful.Â
âYou sure you want him to meet both of us at once?â Beth asked, and Ellie snorted. âThrow him in the deep end?â
You shrugged. âI mean, he can handle it or he canât. But Iâm pretty sure he can.âÂ
Beth smiled. âFine with me. What about you, Hellâs Bells?â
Ellie glared at Beth for the nickname, as always, but you knew she secretly loved it.Â
âI guess thatâs fine.â She furrowed her brow and stabbed a piece of egg with her fork. âIf he does anything weird or fucked up Iâm not gonna ignore it.â
You nodded. âI wouldnât ask you to. But heâs not an asshole.â She squinted at you. âI know, Ells. But you know I trust you, right? If you did notice something, Iâd want you to tell me. And Iâd listen.â You knew you werenât really talking about Joel, at this point, but you wanted her to know that anyway. She nodded and sighed.Â
âYeah I mean I do want to meet him. He can come to brunch.â Ellie shrugged.
âThank you. Iâll ask him tonight.â
Beth nudged Ellie with her shoulder. âMaybe I can meet him this week for lunch, first, give you a full report.â Ellie laughed, but you could see the idea relaxed her a little bit.Â
âOh!â Ellie sat up straight. âWhat are you cooking for him?â
Beth pointed at you with a forkful of pancake. âDo not make soup.â
You rolled your eyes. âThat was one time!â
Ellie smirked. âEven if you donât create Soup Geyser: The Sequel, itâs probably not a good date food. What if you spill it all over yourself?â
Beth laughed. âI dunno, maybe thatâs a good thing. Then you can take your clothes off.â
Ellie dramatically gagged and covered her ears. âI donât want to know about that!â
You and Beth both laughed as she started in on a monologue about how men, and hearing about her aunt dating them, were gross.
âŚ
Later that afternoon, youâd just finished cleaning up and making sure the food was almost ready when you realized you needed to change before Joel arrived. You stepped into your bedroom and stripped off your shirt at the exact moment you heard a knock at your door. Shit.Â
You froze, not sure what to do, when he knocked again. âShit,â you said out loud. You were standing in your bedroom in a lounge bra and sweatpants. How did you lose track of time so badly? You ran to the front door.
You hesitated once you got there but reasoned that Joel had already seen you naked, so youâd just open it and then run back to change. You nodded to yourself, and then opened the door, shielding your body behind it.
âHey, darlinâ, everything alright?â He looked like heâd been about to knock again. He eyed your bare shoulder.
âSorry, Joel, wasnât quite ready yet. You can come in and Iâll go change.âÂ
He smiled and raised his eyebrows. âGuess I am a little early.âÂ
You laughed and invited him in, and watched as his eyes swept down your body. âYou sure you need to change? I like this look.â
You rolled your eyes. âYes, Joel, go sit on the couch. Iâll be back in a minute.â He did as you said while you ran back to your room and changed into the outfit youâd picked out earlier (complete with some green lingerie underneath â it was his favorite color, after all).Â
When you arrived back in the living room, you found Joel looking at the pictures lining your fireplace mantle. âI recognize Ellie and Beth,â he said. âIs this your sister?â
You stepped up next to him and nodded. âYep. And our parents.â You continued on your photo tour for a few minutes, introducing Joel to your family as you went. He snaked an arm around your waist and leaned in behind you.Â
âThis shirtâs pretty on you, baby.â He pressed a kiss to your shoulder.
You smirked at him over your shoulder. âThought you liked the other look?âÂ
Joel grinned, unrepentant. âI can like both, canât I?â You laughed and led him into your kitchen.
âSure you can. Have a seat, dinner will be ready in just a sec.â
He sat, and soon enough you joined him and placed the food in the middle of the table, which youâd set earlier, before he arrived. You poured him a drink and dug in. He complimented the food, sincerely, which made you smile.Â
âSo, youâre officially invited to brunch next weekend.â Joel snapped his head up to meet your gaze. He looked surprised, and pleased.
âI am?â
You smiled. âSure are. Got the Ellie-and-Beth stamp of approval.â
He grinned. âI canât wait to meet them.â
âWe might do lunch with Beth during the week, first.âÂ
He nodded. âWhatever they want, darlinâ. I want Ellie to be comfortable.â He reached over to squeeze your hand. âThatâs the most important thing.â
âThanks, Joel. I know sheâs not actually my kid, but in some ways she is.â He tilted his head at you, considering your words. âYeah, I know itâs confusing. Well, you know Ellieâs 14. My sister had her right out of high school.â
âNot too different from when I had Sarah.â You nodded.
âYeah, she had a rough time. Ellie used to come stay with me a lot, even when she was really little. And then, um. Right after I finally broke up with Matt, Ellie actually lived with me and Beth for aboutâŚâ you looked up at the ceiling, counting back in time. âAbout 2 years? Almost. When she was 9.â
Joel nodded, taking that in. âIt makes sense that youâre so close.â
You smiled. âYeah, hard not to be. And Beth helped a lot, so theyâre pretty close, too. But my sister is doing a lot better now. She used to, umâŚâ You trailed off, thinking through what you wanted to say. âWell, part of the reason Ellie is more wary of people I might date is that my sister dated, um, more than a few men, and they were in and out of their house all the time. Thatâs part of the reason she lived with me. Not all of it.â Joel nodded, face solemn. He squeezed your hand between his own. âBut yeah, sheâs doing a lot better. Sheâs a nurse, works a lot of weekends and nights. Ellie has her own room here and sort of comes and goes as she pleases. Their relationship is a lot better than it used to be, too.â
âThat sounds like it was hard, to send her back.â You sighed. He was so good at seeing right to the heart of what you were thinking. And feeling.
âIt was, and it wasnât. Iâm so glad theyâre doing better, you know? But I do miss having her here all the time, even now. And now sheâs a teenager and wants to be with her friends anyway.âÂ
He laughed a little. âIâm familiar with that change.âÂ
You laughed, too. âYeah, I bet. But sheâs doing well in school and she actually talks to her mom about her life, so I feel like itâs going pretty well. And I sort of have my sister back.â
Joel scooted his chair a bit closer to yours and put his arm around the back. âSort of?â
You sighed and closed your eyes. âOur relationship took a hit during all of that. But itâs getting better. We talk more now. Sheâs been teasing me about you.â
For a moment you both sat quietly as he considered what you shared and you leaned in to him, head on his shoulder.Â
âEverything I learn about you impresses me more, sweetheart.â He murmured his words into your hair, and it made you shiver.
âWhat? Joelââ
âItâs true.â he squeezed you against him. âNot everyone would do that, you know. Even for family. ItâsâŚâ he sighed. âI love watching you get to know Sarah. I know Iâm going to love seeing you with your niece. Itâs just something special. Getting to know you in every way I can.â You leaned up to press a kiss to his chin and felt him smile in response.Â
You were quiet again until you felt Joel shift underneath you. âJoel? What is it?â You leaned back to look at his face, and caught him staring at your cabinets with a frown on his face. âJoel.â
âHmm?â
âJoel Miller, are you looking at my broken cabinet door and thinking about how you want to fix it?â
You watched as a flush took over his cheeks. âMaybe I am.â He sounded sheepish and you grinned.
âI donât think I even have the tools youâd need. Sorry.âÂ
He shook his head, frowning at you playfully. âWhat, not even a hammer?â
âOk, I probably have a hammer. And maybe, like, a couple of screwdrivers.â
He laughed. âAlright, alright. Iâll fix it another time.â
âYou donât have toââ
âDarlinâ,â he cut you off. âIâll fix it.â He smiled at you, amused by your protest. âYou know it wonât take me even five minutes.â
You laughed, loving his confidence. âOh yeah? Well, who am I to argue with my Hot Maintenance Guy?â
He bit back on a smile and tilted his head. âThought I was Hot Construction Guy?â
You grinned. âYou are. And Hot Maintenance Guy, and Hot Gardening Guy. Whatever Iâd seen you doing that day.âÂ
Joel laughed and pulled you into a short kiss. âWell, Iâm definitely your maintenance guy. So Iâm definitely gonna fix those cabinets.â You sighed, giving in.
âNot right now, though. We have better things to do.â
He perked up. âOh? Like what?â
âLetâs clean up and then youâll find out.â You winked as you stood to gather your plate.
Between the two of you, you made quick work of the dishes and leftovers. It was nice, doing something so domestic with Joel. You fit together by the sink and moved around each other in the kitchen like youâd done it before, like it was comfortable. Youâd never smiled so much while doing dishes in your life.
âThere is something I wanted to ask you about, honey.â You turned to look at him where he was washing a pot as you dried your plates.Â
âOh? About what?â You saw a tiny smirk in the corner of his mouth and narrowed your eyes.Â
âJust about what you said, when we were in bed after our first date.â You flushed, feeling the heat enter your cheeks. But you also appreciated that Joel was bringing this up while you were doing something so totally unrelated to sex. So you could focus. Or try to, anyway.
âYeah, I remember.â You bit your lip.Â
He cleared his throat. âAh, well, did you, um. Can you tell me more about what you like? And donât like? I like the sound of it, you know that, but Iâd never want to get it wrong.â
âUm, yes. I, well. I like waking up and alreadyâŚâ You took a deep breath and told yourself to act like a freaking adult. âI like to already be having sex, basically. To wake up with your mouth onâ on my pussy. Or your fingers inside of me. Or your cock.â You felt more than saw Joelâs sharp intake of breath and smiled. âItâs difficult to do that last one without waking me up, but itâs my favorite.â
Joel coughed. âI, um, I really want that, too.â You finally met his gaze with your own and you could see how much he wanted it. You held your breath. âShit, sweetheart, that sounds so fucking good. I just⌠since youâd be asleep, I want to make sure Iâm doing the right thing. Since I canât check in with you.â
You put down the plate youâd finished drying five minutes ago and turned towards him, taking his hands in yours and drying them off with the towel. âI trust you, Joel. I know youâd do it how I wanted â make sure Iâm ready, and all that.â You finished drying his hands and put the towel down on the counter before lacing your fingers through his. You considered your next words. âI donât⌠we can use a safe word. We donât have to talk about all of that right now.â He squeezed your hands in response. âBut I do have one. We can use it, so you know when my reactions are good and if theyâre not. I know I canât use it while Iâm asleep, but it could help.â He disentangled and lifted one hand to place it under your chin and guide your eyes back up to meet his.Â
âIâd like that, honey. And Iâd like to talk about that more later, what other things you might like. That we might like together. But we can take it slow.â You nodded, smiling. âAnd, um. Well. Remember when I told you there were issues with Sarahâs mom that she didnât know about?â
You nodded. âI do, but Joel, you donât have to explain nowââ
âNo, I mean,â he interrupted you but then took a deep breath. âI just wanted to say, part of it was that we werenât really compatible. At all. She thought, well. That some of the things I like areâŚâ He trailed off and you tilted your chin to press a kiss to the hand still cupping your face, encouraging him. âShe thought I was strange for wantinâ âem. Like all the sweet things I like to call you, honey, and how I like to call you mine. To her it was too much, not what she wanted. We can talk about it more but like I said, we can take it slow. Figure it out together.âÂ
You felt the shiver run up your spine at the idea of learning what more he might like to try with you. âI just asked you to fuck me while Iâm asleep, I think we can be honest with each other.â He grinned.
âSo, tomorrow morning? Want me to try it?â You nodded. âI need to hear your words, sweetheart.â As he asked he slipped his right hand around the back of your neck and pulled you closer. His lips brushed yours and you shivered.
âYes, Joel,â you felt your pulse pick up at the idea and heard the hitch in your breath.
âYeah, baby? Youâd want to wake up with me already inside you?â Your eyes fell closed and you nodded. He pressed a kiss to your jaw, just in front of your ear. âMaybe my fingers? Maybe my tongue?â He licked the shell of your ear. You shivered and your hips squirmed as you pressed your thighs together. âYou want to wake up to find my cock already deep inside this pretty pussy?âÂ
âYes, Joel,â you breathed again. âI love it. Yes, please ââ you cut off as he gripped your chin in his hand.Â
âShhh, honey. Shit, what a good girl you are, letting me slip inside you while youâre asleep, huh? Take whatever I want? Give you what I want?â You sighed. âCanât believe it. So fucking perfect for me.â He kissed your neck again as his thumb covered your lips, holding your mouth closed. He took a deep breath and relaxed again.
âWell, honey, I told you before. Iâll give you whatever you want. So I guess weâll see in the morning, hmm?â You grinned under his finger and nodded. âBut maybe we can get started right now.â
...
Sunday, November 10
Eleventh week of the semester
In the morning, Joel woke up first. Before he even opened his eyes, he felt the warmth â the warmth of the sun through the window, the bed beneath him, and the soft wonder of your body against his. Youâd moved in the night, but not much. He was still wrapped around you, just with more space between your bodies, his right arm thrown across your waist. He blinked his eyes open slowly, careful not to move as he took in a deep breath and just looked at you.
You were on your side, turned away from him, but he could see the outline of your profile over your shoulder. You were peaceful in your sleep, mouth slightly open, eyelashes brushing the tops of your cheeks. He stared, almost stunned to find you with him in bed again. How did I get so fucking lucky?Â
As he looked at you, careful not to move his arm, your discussion from last night came back to him and suddenly he was hard. He was so fucking hard, his cock filling so fast it took his breath away as the blood rushed south.Â
You wanted him to be inside of you when you woke up. It was a fucking dream even thinking about it. He wanted it, fuck, he wanted it so fucking bad, but he wasnât sure how to do it. How could he manage it, without waking you?
He kept his breathing even, despite his cock urging him forward, and considered what to do. It was still early, and youâd told him you liked to sleep in on weekends. So maybe he had time on his side. (He always woke up early, because of Sarah.) The first thing he needed to do was get rid of his briefs.
Joel slowly, gently, pulled his arm up from around you. You shifted in your sleep, but he moved slowly and successfully snuck it away. You settled back into your pillow and remained deeply asleep. He sighed in victory.
Slowly, cautiously, careful not to shake the bed, he reached down to slide his briefs off, kicking them somewhere in the sheets. He watched you the whole time, but you breathed evenly, slowly. Still asleep. He smiled. Maybe he could do this.
He rolled back onto his side and considered you. You were a few inches from him. Maybe if he slowly came up behind you youâd snuggle into him in your sleep, making it easier to touch. He nodded to himself. That was probably the best way to start.
Slowly, trying to move like he was asleep himself, he scooted towards you on the bed until his chest came back into contact with your back. He slowed even more there, gently pressing against you until you responded in your sleep â your body titled back against his, moving unconsciously together until he had you spooned in front of him again. He was careful to angle his cock down, not to get it stuck against your ass. (Even though the thought of pressing in between your cheeks almost had him thrusting forward, overcome with want.)
Joel took a moment to breathe in his success. He had you wrapped in his arms again, and he could feel your naked ass pressed against his pelvis. It was so fucking good already. He took a deep breath to calm himself. He was close to what he wanted, but he didnât want to fuck this up.Â
He carefully curled his body so his hips moved forwards, and his breath caught as his cock almost arrived right where he wanted it. The tip poked at the join of your thighs, and he sighed. Now what? How would he get any closer? He paused to consider his options again.
But you, it turned out, were on board, even in your sleep. Suddenly you let out a tiny, breathless moan, and he stilled. Peering over your shoulder, he saw that you were still asleep. A dream? He grinned. He could work with that.Â
Leaving his hips where they were for now, he lightly ran his fingertips up your torso until he was cupping your breast. He tried to use the lightest touch, to encourage your dream without waking you up. He teased the very tip of one finger over your nipple and your body relaxed against him, like you were a puppet and your strings were cut. He stilled again, but you were still asleep. He was on the right track.
He watched your face intently as he lightly teased your nipple with his fingertip. In your sleep, your mouth opened wider, and you sighed. He was mesmerized, watching as your tongue peeked out of your mouth, the tip just touching your bottom lip. He realized his own mouth was hanging open, the desire to lick inside yours almost palpable in the air around him. He suppressed a shiver.Â
Suddenly, you tilted your head to the side and whispered something. He leaned closer, not quite hearing you. To his great joy, you did it again, and he realized you had whispered his name. âJoelâŚâ he grinned. He had to have you, just like this. Had to give you exactly what you wanted. He just had to figure out what to do about your legs.
He looked down and saw that your feet were twisting in the sheets. He wondered if this was his chance. Lightly slipping from your breast, he slowly moved his hand down to your thigh. You muttered something, but a quick check showed him you were still very much asleep. He only needed an inch, at most.
Ever so lightly, he gripped your thigh and pressed to ease it upwards. You were so fucking responsive, even in your sleep â you followed his instructions perfectly and your thighs shifted just enough for his cock to slip between them. He gasped, and then stilled as his eyes quickly sought your face again. Still asleep. He moved back to his previous position, hand on your breast, before thrusting slowly forward. His cock lined up perfect against your slit, and his eyes almost rolled back when he realized how fucking wet you were. Again. Fuck. His cock glided smoothly against you and he had to fight to keep from letting himself thrust inside, from filling you up right then and there.
Joel teased lightly at your nipple as he gently pulled back again before thrusting his hips forward once more. This time his cock nestled inside your folds and he heard a breathy little moan punch itself out of you when the tip of his cock nudged your clit. He grinned. Yes.Â
He kept that up for a few more thrusts â gentle movement, he told himself, slow and steady, so fucking wet, sliding so easily against you, fuck â watching your face like a hawk for any trace of wakefulness.Â
On the next pass, his cock almost caught against your entrance, and he stifled a deep moan of his own. Fuck me. That was the final hurdle, he knew. How could he slip inside you without waking you up? Heâd have to go slow, ease into you, so slow and smooth youâd never notice.Â
He forced himself to keep his hands light, not to grip or pull or tug. At the same time his hips moved with almost terrifying precision. He knew you were wet enough, and still ready from last night. He just had to take the final step.
Joel took a deep breath and, eyes still locked on your face, let himself nudge at your entrance on the next thrust. He stopped there, just there, with the tip of his cock nestled right at the place he most wanted to be.Â
His heartbeat was racing and he felt winded. He wondered if his pounding heart would wake you before his cock did.
Gently, so gently it almost knocked him out, he pushed forward with his hips. The head of his cock pushed against you before sliding past your entrance, stopping just inside. Joel realized his mouth was hanging open as he stared at you. He felt torn. He wanted to look down, to see, but he was afraid if he looked away even for a moment youâd wake up. He gritted his teeth and kept his eyes on your face.
He pushed forward again, and he felt his cock sink deeper inside you. Fuck. Your cunt was fucking perfect. He had no idea how you could be so fucking wet all the time. Were you always like this? Youâd said it was just for him, but did that mean you were always like this around him? Shit. Hold it together.Â
He was panting. He tried to keep it quiet, but it was so much. So fucking much. He blinked to keep his eyes from closing.
Joel took a deep breath, still focused on you, and took one more gentle thrust to slide himself all the way home. He bit down so hard on his lip to fight back a moan he was worried he drew blood. He realized heâd let go of your breast to clutch at the comforter beneath you and was in danger of leaning his weight forward to fall on top of you. He stilled. He panted. He stared at your face.Â
You were somehow still asleep. How?
He took the gift he was offered and moved. His hips pulled gently back, and he felt every inch of your cunt squeeze tight around his cock as he pulled out, until only the head of his cock was left stretching your entrance open. He breathed in through his nose, and then breathed out steadily while thrusting back in at that same slow, infuriating pace. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck me.
He managed three or four more agonizing thrusts, doing everything he could to be silent and gentle, to keep you sleeping while he fucked you. He realized now the goal was for you to wake up, but he wasnât sure how to do it. He paused inside you after his next thrust, taking a deep breath, looking over your slumbering face. He started to smile.Â
Slowly, gently, he leaned down towards your neck as he pulled almost all the way out of you again. As he slid home this time, just a tiny bit faster, he pressed a kiss to your neck, right under your ear. You moaned. His smile turned feral.
He continued like that, thrusting inwards and pressing kisses to your neck and your shoulder, getting wetter and sloppier each time. Your breaths started to come faster and faster, and then he noticed your hips were starting to push back against his.Â
His eyes flew back to your face. He had to see it. He wanted to see the exact moment you woke up and realized he was doing as you asked, he was doing what you wanted. He was giving it to you just right.
He wanted to push you over the edge. On his next thrust he cupped your breast again, and your voice was clearer this time, calling out to him in your sleep. âYes, Joel, yes,â he teased your nipple and thrust forward. âJoel,â you called out, brow furrowing. He knew it was coming. He stared at you, and on the next thrust, he pinched your nipple at the same moment his cock bottomed out inside of you.Â
It was fucking heaven. Fucking transcendent. Your eyes flew open as you gasped, throwing your head back onto his shoulder. Your hands grasped at nothing until they found his arm, and you clutched at him. He pulled out again and thrust back inside you, hard, and you cried out. He smiled.
âGood morning, honey.â His voice was deep and rumbling and fucking vicious. He thrust inside you again, pinching your nipple and rolling it between his thumb and forefinger. Your next breath sounded like a sob. âHowâd you sleep?â
âŚ
You were having the most amazing dream. Everything was warmth and pleasure and there was a man holding you and you knew it was Joel. Joel, wrapped around you. You were floating together, somehow, twisting together as he spooned you from behind, but somehow also kissed you and touched you, everywhere. You sighed.Â
His embrace tightened and you hitched your leg over his. âMm, thatâs my good girl,â you heard him say, and it melted through you like hot chocolate. âThatâs it, baby. Show me.â You werenât sure what he wanted you to show him, so you opened your mouth and stuck out your tongue. âFuck yeah, baby. Let me see that tongue.âÂ
Dream Joel, somehow spooning you and making out with you at the same time, licked your tongue as you stuck it out for him. The slide of your tongues together made you press your thighs tight. âYouâre so goddamn hot baby,â he muttered in your ear while making out with you. You moaned back, somehow still kissing him, âJoel.â He grinned at you, wicked and intent. He bent down suddenly to lick at your nipples and you gasped. âJoel!â He smiled and you hummed at the feeling of him worshiping your tits.Â
In your dream the two of you were floating upwards, towards something â there was light above you, and warmth below you. Everything felt amazing.Â
Dream Joel ran his hands down your body, grasping at your hips and your legs. You smiled. âLove the way you look, honey,â he murmured, and you told him you loved the way he looked, too. He smiled. âOpen up for me, then, sweet thing. Let me inside.â You did as he asked and opened your legs. Dream Joel, talented man that he was, managed to kiss you and eat you out at the same time, and you sighed into it, mouth opening for him again. And then you felt something warm and hard and gorgeous slide against your pussy. You sighed and pushed back onto it.
âInside, Joel,â you tried to demand, your voice weak and breathy. He chuckled, darkly. âNot yet baby, wanna feel you.â He slid his cock back and forth against your soaking wet pussy and you moaned. âYou feel so good on my cock, honey. You hear that?â You listened, and you heard him panting behind you, heard the slick glide of his cock as it nestled in your folds. âShit, sweetheart. Youâre so wet for me.â
âAlways,â you sighed out.Â
âI know you are, baby. Canât stop thinking about it, about sneaking my fingers inside your underwear everywhere we go, see if youâre ready for me. Ready for me to slip inside you, no matter where we are.âÂ
You nodded. âAlways ready for you, Joel. Always want you inside me. Want you inside me right now.â
âHoney I told you, Iâll give you everything you want. Donât you worry.â Dream Joel slid back again, and on his next thrust his cock notched right at your entrance, and you sighed. âYes, please, Joel.âÂ
âShhh, honey. Just let me give it to you. Iâll give you whatever you want, you know that. All you have to do is lie there and take it.â You moaned as he pressed the head of his cock inside of you. It felt huge and perfect and warm and like you never wanted to be without it.Â
Dream Joel rubbed his hands up your torso as he fucked into you from behind. âThatâs it, honey. Take me inside you. Let me fill you up. Let me stuff my cum so deep inside of you itâll be dripping out for hours.â Your breath caught at the idea and you started to breathe harder and faster. He pinched your nipples and thrust into you, hard. âFeel it, honey? Feel how perfectly my cock fits inside this cunt?âÂ
âYes, Joel, yes,â you cried, almost crying for real. âI need it.â
âI know, sweetheart, I know,â he crooned, softly. âYouâre such a good girl, you know that? Such a good fucking girl for me. Letting me put my cock inside you whenever I want, letting me fill you up. Sitting on my cock like an angel. Like you were meant to be right here, in my lap.â Dream Joel thrust inside of you again, and you cried out.Â
âJoel, please,â you sighed as your brows pinched together. The dream suddenly felt so real, so physical, you couldnât figure out which way was up or down. You were spinning, falling, and when you crash landed back into your body you gasped.
Your eyes flew open and all you could feel was Joel. He was fucking everywhere. His body was pressed all along your back, his fingers pinched your nipple, his mouth was on your jaw.Â
And his cock was hard, and it was deep, deep inside of you.Â
Your head flew back as you gasped for air, staring up at the ceiling without seeing. Your hands grasped for purchase on something, anything that would hold you there, keep you from flying apart and spiraling into the air, until they found his arm and you held on for dear life. Suddenly Joel pulled his hips back and then thrust inside of you, hard. You cried out, maybe his name, maybe no words at all. Fuck. You needed to catch your breath. Your hips were pinned under his, your pussy wet and dripping and tightening around his cock. You could feel a tear slip from your eye to land on the pillow under your head. Fuck me.Â
Before you could even try to make sense of your surroundings, to catch your breath, Joelâs lips found your ear.
âGood morning, honey.â His voice was deep and rumbling and fucking vicious. He thrust inside you again, pinching your nipple and rolling it between his thumb and forefinger. Your next breath came out like a sob. âHowâd you sleep?â You felt a tear form at the edge of your eye again, and he curled forward to kiss it away. âShh, baby, youâre ok. Youâre so fucking good, honey, my good fucking girl.â He thrust inside of you again, and his cock slid against you so easily, so wonderfully, that you breathed through another sob. âHoney?â
You realized, distantly, that he was starting to worry about you. You squeezed his arm. You had to say something.
âYâ yes, Joel. Yes.â You felt him grin against your shoulder.Â
âYeah, honey? That feel good?â You nodded, frantically, reaching one hand back to grasp at his hip. âYou want it bad, donât you? Want this cock to split you open?â Your breath hitched, again. âWant me to push deep inside you, donât you, sweet thing? Fill you up? Leave you fucking dripping?âÂ
Real Joel echoing Dream Joel spun you upwards again, disorienting you in your pleasure. You whined, and thrust your hips backwards towards him. He pulled out and slammed his cock back into you, pulling back on your hip to urge you onto him. âFuck, honey, you need it, donât you? You need it so bad.â You could only grasp at him and nod, feeling another tear run down the side of your face. He kissed that one away, too.
âDonât cry, sweetheart. You can have this cock whenever you want.â He thrust forward again, pinning you to the bed. Your right knee bent in front of you and he followed, curving his body into the same position, somehow driving his cock deeper. âItâs yours. Yours to use, honey. Yours to touch, to lick, to sit on whenever you want.â He started up a steady pace, pushing his cock inside of you so deeply, so right on every thrust. Your face was turned, left side on the pillow, profile still open to him. He pressed kisses everywhere he could reach.
âIâm going to make you come, honey. And I want to see it.â He curved his right hand over your hip, seeking out your clit with his fingers. âI want you to come on my cock. I want to feel you squeeze me, baby, squeeze me so fucking tight.â You sighed into the pillow. âCan you do that for me? Yeah, âcourse you can. Be a good girl, honey, and come for me.â
His fingers started circling your clit, and you felt it building inside of you like a tidal wave. It was almost too much, so much, more than you could handle. You were actually crying now, tears running down your face that he kissed away. âJâ Joel,â you whined, and he twisted to press a gentle kiss to the corner of your mouth.Â
âThatâs right, honey. Let me have it. Itâs mine.â
Something about the way he claimed it, claimed you, sent you over the edge. You flew over it, into the air, twisting, falling, electrified. The orgasm erupted through you, and you felt more wet gush out of you, absolutely soaking his cock. He groaned.Â
âHoly fucking shit, honey. Yes. Fucking give it to me.â He talked you through it, pressing kisses anywhere he could reach. It shuddered through you and you clamped down on him as your orgasm crested. You sobbed one more time, and he bit down on your shoulder to ground you.
As you came down, you realized his hips were speeding up. You whined and thrust your hips backwards again. You wanted it. You wanted him, inside of you, dripping out of you, like he promised. He nodded, seeming to understand.
âThatâs right, honey. Iâm going to give it to you. Thatâs what good girls get, right? And you were perfect, honey. My good fucking girl.â You clutched at the pillow as you pushed your hips back, trying to tilt them to give him the best angle. He sank deeper, somehow, and moaned. âIâm going to give it to you so deep, baby, so fucking deep.â He sighed, dreamily. âFuck.â
His thrusts picked up, and you let yourself drift, feeling perfectly used as Joel pumped his hips into yours. His thrusts caught, uneven, and you heard him groan from deep in his chest. He clutched at you, with one final, devastating thrust, and came. His mouth was hot on your ear as he said your name in a voice that made it sound like a prayer.
For a moment, neither of you moved. You were both breathing hard, and you were a fucking mess â wet, everywhere â cum all over, sweaty, and tears that had dripped down your face and soaked your pillow.Â
Joel sucked in a deep breath and carefully, gently, pulled out of you. You still gasped â you were sensitive from the night before, still, and heâd just fucked you so hard youâd cried, for godâs sake â but he was so soft and gentle with you that it barely hurt.
He flopped to your left on the bed, and with a groan, you heaved yourself onto your right side so you could look at him. You fell in the wet spot, but honestly, the entire bed was probably a wet spot at that point.
He turned his head, and for a minute you just looked at each other. Youâd thought youâd seen him wrecked before, but that was nothing. You could see, now, what it actually looked like. And he was wrecked. You imagined you were the same. His hair was wild, his face was awestruck. He was red and sweaty and fucking beautiful.Â
Slowly, he started to smile, and you returned it. Then he laughed, and you laughed back. Soon you were both giggling into your pillows, curled towards each other, linking fingers in the damp sheets.
Joel took a deep breath, and managed to stop giggling long enough to say, âI think you might have killed me, honey. Canât move my legs.â You giggled and buried your face in the pillow. âNo, Iâm serious. First you knock me over with the idea of fucking you awake, much less telling me to do it? Jesus, I almost came before I ever got inside of you, trying to figure out how to do it without waking you up. Best fucking idea Iâve ever heard, honey, shit. Holy fucking shit.â He sounded winded, and awestruck. Like he couldnât believe that just happened. âYou were so beautiful, baby, taking it so well, even in your sleep. Couldnât tear my eyes away from you.â He sighed, grinning. âJesus, when can we do it again? I wanna do it again. Howâs every goddamn morning sound to you?â You laughed outright. He cleared his throat. âWas it, um. Was it what you wanted?â He looked hopeful, and a tiny bit worried. You didnât know how he could be, not after you came harder than you ever had in your life. So you told him that.
âJoel. I just came harder than I ever have in my entire life.â You figured he needed to hear it, and his answering grin told you he appreciated it. âI canât feel my legs, either.â He laughed, and you tracked it across his face. Beautiful. âIt was so fucking perfect. I was having the best dream about you, I guess because of what you were doing to me for real, and then suddenly the dream and reality came together and Iâ fuck.â You closed your eyes against the memory of that moment. âIâve never felt anything like that.â
âIt was fucking beautiful to watch,â he murmured, eyes traveling over your face and chest. âNever seen anything like that, either.âÂ
You smiled. âIn my dream you were fucking me from behind, and it just⌠melted into real life. I felt like I fell back into myself and couldnât tell up from down in the best fucking way.â You bit your lip. âEvery morning, huh?â He winked at you. âI dunno, if you make me come like that every day I might not make it to work.â He laughed, and finally reached for you again. You went easily as he pulled you into his chest, pressing your bodies together. You sighed, sinking into him happily.Â
âYou fit so well in my arms, sweetheart.â He pressed a kiss to your hairline. âLetâs just stay right here, for a while.â
You hummed, agreeing, nuzzling your face into his shoulder. You were both quiet for a moment, just letting the moment wash over you, when you felt him tense.
âJoel?â You questioned lightly, wondering what he was thinking.Â
âI, um,â he cleared his throat. âJust want to make sure of something, honey. You were, well, the crying. Was that⌠ok?â He sounded so careful, so worried, it made your heart clench.
âYes, Joel. That wasnât just ok.â You tilted your head back to meet his eye so he could see the sincerity on your face. âIt was exactly what I wanted. It was perfect.â He relaxed, and his eyes crinkled when he smiled. âSometimes I cry during sex. Not all the time, but itâs not necessarily a bad thing when it happens. Like just now, it was a really, really good thing.â
âThatâs what I thought,â he nodded, âbut I wanted to make sure I was reading you right. Would be a pretty upsetting thing to get wrong.â
The two of you nestled back into each other, holding tight, breathing in deep together as you came down from the intensity of the sex youâd just had. It had been beautiful, and rough, and exactly what you wanted, and now you were worn out. In his arms was exactly where you wanted to be.
After a while you started to doze off again, but you didnât want to sleep the morning away, so you shook yourself back awake. You stretched, idly, and you felt Joelâs gaze on you. You looked up to find him admiring your legs as you stretched them along the bed.
âSee something you like, cowboy?âÂ
He smiled. âYou know I do, gorgeous.âÂ
âWant to get up, grab some breakfast, maybe?â Joel smiled and nodded, but pulled you in rather than letting you get up.
âMaybe in a few minutes.âÂ
You smiled.
âŚ
Joel drove you to a diner about halfway between your apartment and his house. Youâd never been there, but had driven past it many times, and told him so.
âThis is a favorite of ours,â he told you as you both climbed out of his truck. âSarah usually demands it at least once a month. We have family breakfast with Tommy.â You smiled at the thought.
Breakfast was easy, full of easy conversation and light teasing. Joel snuck some of your food and you retaliated by drinking some of his coffee. His feet nudged yours under the table as he grinned at you, and you rested your chin in your hand to watch him watch you across the table. It really drove home for you how much you liked being around Joel. The sex had been mind-blowing, obviously, like always, but youâd also spent weeks circling each other before finally starting to get to know each other over lunches and coffees and now dates. Every moment you spent with him showed you there was something more, here. It was in the way he couldnât look away from you, the way he listened so carefully, like he always did, as you told him silly stories about the diner in your hometown. The way he remembered tiny details from everything youâd ever told him. You felt yourself falling, just like youâd told Beth.Â
It was scary, but it was also pretty wonderful.
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Dungeon Meshi Quick Reacts
CH. 33 Sea Serpent (Part II)
Ah, so we're taking a little intermission break from the main team I see. That's just gonna keep being a thing. Alright... keep your secrets...
This is so...normal. I'm not used to it at all.
Feeling a bit of pride for our girl Marcille rn
.....now that I know he's a little bit fucked up, that reaction does not inspire good feelings.
Last name drop?????
They're gay, K.... K..... Kaios?
I've forgotten his name.
Alright, Sherlock, we get it. Cellphone chargers, etc, etc.
Dwarf stinky.
But let's be real, Senshi probably smells like cooking oil.
is..... is the Japanese guy not human by virtue of being 'eastern'? What?????? đ I hope it's just this translation....
Hmmm.. so Namari's family got a bad rep, and Laios and Falin took her in, but that means that no one would be willing to take her place? I mean, it's not as if they NEED a dwarf.... it's not as in the dwarf would know anything about previous dynamics... especially if he had been living off of dungeon monsters.........
Senshi is only dangerous to food, chill out bud.
The dynamic here is..... sure something.
The fact that they're fully mispronouncing his name makes so much more sense now.
this boy straight up isekai'd himself to what. have his little DBZ plotline? Is that it?
ah yes. the other type of Guy.
...y.....ya good?
So Laios and Falin got swindled. You're saying they got swindled out of their money because they were trying to be kind. That's what you're saying? Just so that we're all on the same page.
Guy Who Has HyperFixated on Reading People's Intentions Takes the Biggest L.
I mean, to be fair, I don't think Laios cares about people as much as he cares about Falin. But FALIN. come ON. FALIN!
Actually no, Laios agreed to return to the surface for his team instead of following Falin. He's a good egg. SLANDER!! THIS IS SLANDER!!!!!
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyikes on spikes.
"This whole dungeon system is fucked up, am I right? Anyway. I'm going to buy Twitter take over, that will definitely fix things."
GASP!! A BABY!!!
Oh, the one this and the PREVIOUS chapter was named for? I'm glad it finally showed up!
I cast STRENGTH SAVE! It's TERRIBLE! đ
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"her"....
specced poorly, my man. It's a skill issue.
who are you? I would die for you.
This is.......a lot to take in at once. But that's definitely... that's the guy whose name they kept butchering, right? Right? He looks like he partook of the sake a bit too much recently but that's him, right? Why does he have a fangroup now?
Yeah, this is what losing Falin does to people.
Although... this is also a skill issue. Marcile just used the pain to become a stronger, more fucked up version of herself. This guy needs to up his game.
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smutty toxic baby daddy eren please !!!!!!!!!!!
âSHEâS NOT YOURSâŚâ
P/C: You and Eren arenât together. You have the right to date other people. But what happens when you actually use that rightâŚ.
WC: 5.6k
A/N: okayâŚthis one got a liiiittle bit nasty but hopefully I did it justice. It took a minute to get in the zone.
Minors DNI, smut, daddy kink, praise kink, unprotected sex, spanking, oral sex (mrecieving) if I miss any lmk. Just some nasty stuffđ
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âY/N!â You heard the familiar voice call behind you, sending a chill down your spine. Damn it you thought to yourself. How the hell did he even find you? You turned slowly to see your baby daddy storming up to you, nostrils flaring in anger. âRennie.â you breath out trying to get his attention but his eyes are on the man standing next to you. His fists ball at his sides and you can see the clench in his jaw, the muscles working overtime. âEren. Eren, you need to calm down.â you whisper, laying your hands against his hardened chest. You felt the racing of his heartbeat under the rapid rise and fall of his chest. âLooks like somebody canât take what they dish out.â Jeanâs voice teased from behind you. You roll your eyes and groan internally. Erenâs face shifted to calm as he cut his eyes down at you. âLetâs. Go.â he says, his voice coated in ice. You feel the shiver run through your veins as you give a quick nod and walk over to the bench and grab your things.
âSo you just get to come and pull her away from her friends Ren?â Jean challenged. Eren stayed quiet, the muscles in his jaw clenching together. âI mean It isnât like she is yours anyway.â Jean pushes as he shrugs his shoulders and receives a few chuckles from his friends. At that Erenâs eyes snap back to him, âWhat?â Eren says, eyes narrowing in and his brows furrowing together. You work quickly to stuff your things into your bag to get back over to them and control the situation. âY/n, are you okay?â you hear your friend Mikasa call as you toss your phone and keys. You donât answer, you heartbeat racing as you zip your bag and jog back to where the commotion was.
Anger had Eren in a vice grip, his pulse racing as he clenched and unclenched his fists. âYou heard what I said.â Jean smirks at him. âI heard you. I just wanted to see if you were dumb enough to say that shit again.â Eren responds calmly. âRen.â you say again, your voice begging him. âWhat did I say do, y/n?â he asks. His green eyes burned with authority. You know there is no stopping him so you silently step forward, pressing your chest into his. Jean scoffs in the background, âAwe, your girl gotta protect you Ren?â âYeah, keep talking Jean. See what happens.â Eren says. He was trying to keep his composure but he couldnât help it. He had found out. How? You had no clue but he definitely had found out, you could tell by the way he was reacting to you. âEren.â you push into him again. He frowns, looking down at you. âNot here.â you say softly. People were starting to look over, whispering about the commotion.
Eren reeled his anger back in. âMy car. Now.â He says to you. You intertwine your fingers with his, wrapping them tightly as you tug him towards the parking lot. One thing about Eren, was that he was protective. Especially about you. Anyone who knew him was aware of that. Jean was aware of that and unfortunately for him he didn't know when to shut the fuck up. You needed to get Eren away before any of that anger was unleashed. You pull him by his hand back towards your group of friends who were waiting near the parking lot. âYeah that's what I thought. That's the reason she needed someone else anyway. Clearly you can't do shit for her.â Jean called out. Eren stilled completely. Fuck you thought to yourself. âY/n.â He said. You sigh heavily as you loosen your grip on his hand. He turns, tossing his bag to Armin who had walked up to meet you. You watch as he walks forward to where Jean was standing with his friends, a dumb smirk plastered on his face. In a blink, Erenâs fist collided with Jeanâs face. âShit.â Connie and Armin said in unison as they raced across the court. Eren pushed forward, colliding his balled fist into Jeanâs stomach. He slumped and hit the ground. Eren cocked back to swing again but his arm was caught. âBro, come on. You made your point. We got to go!â His friends called out. soft sirens were wailing across town, no doubt headed this way.
They pulled him off of Jean and walked back towards you, your chest rising and falling rapidly. âRennie.â You start. âLetâs go.â he cuts you off, throwing his arm around your shoulders and leading you to his car. âMy car is over there.â you say to him. He walks around and opens the passenger side door, daring you to oppose him. âI hate it when you do this.â you roll your eyes but you get inside the car and click your seatbelt on. Eren slides in and starts the engine. The ride home was dangerously quiet, his anger still rolled off of him in waves. You look out the window, your bottom lip pulled between your teeth in nervousness. Eren was a different person when he was angry. You knew that bottled up aggression would eventually explode and you had a good feeling on what he was going to do to release it.
He pulled into the driveway of his apartment and got out, walking around to open your door. You step out on shaky legs and follow him inside. He hadnât said anything since you both left the park. Once you stepped in the doorway, he was standing in front of you arms crossed. âRennieâŚâ you ask but he tilts his head towards the bedroom door. You get that familiar ball of energy in your stomach as you walk down the hall to his room. His presence behind you is like a shadow, fearful and anticipating. You quicken your pace slightly as a low chuckle follows behind you. Once inside the bedroom, you waste no time climbing in the middle of the King sized mattress, sitting crisscrossed and waiting for him to speak.
After a few heavy moments of silence he breaks it, âIs it true?â his voice carries over to you. You felt your chest drop to your stomach. âEren.â you start. âDon't lie to me, y/n.â His anger palpable. âI- Iâm not.â you whisper. âDid you or did you not fuck him?'' His voice was eerily steady. âEren does it fucking matter? Seriously, I don't question you about the bitches you fuck when we arent talking or your girlfriend. Did you forget about her?â you say titled your head at him. âI don't understand why it's a fucking issue.â you groan. âFirst off, Iâm not with her right now. We areâŚââ he paused for a moment, taking in a deep breath. âWe are on a break, okay.â he shrugged. âAnd for two, It's not about other people. Itâs THAT one that I have a problem with.â he said, raising his voice again. âEren. We are not together so I don't understand why youâre so pissed off about this.â you breath out. âAnswer the question,â he demanded. âYes, E. I fucked him okay. Yes, I used protection. Yes, it was one time.â you let out. Eren stilled in front of you again, his chest rising and falling rapidly. His eyes narrowed at me. âEâŚâ you start.
His eyes glossed over, thoughts going primal at the idea of another man pleasing you. At the image of his name falling from your lips as he worked his way inside of you. âErenâŚâ you say again. His eyes were staring directly into you and that familiar pulsing drummed between your legs. You shouldnât feel like this at seeing him angry but it always did something to you. You opened your mouth to speak again but he cut your sentence off, âDonât.â He demanded, walking closer to the bed. âRules, Donât speak until youâre spoken to.â He says as he slowly begins to undress. You feel your energy spiking as you watch his hands move the cotton fabric over his head. âDonât address me by anything other than my title. Do you need a reminder of what those are?â He asked, his voice raspy and thick with lust. âN-no..â you reply breathless. âNo?â He lifted his brow at me. âNo sir.â He hummed his approval as he walked closer to the bed, tossing his shirt to the side. âEr- Sir?â You speak . âYes babydoll.â The nickname rolled off his tongue. âIâm sorry.â You whimper softly. âNo, youâre not. Not yet. But you will be in the next 15 minutes. NowâŚâ he started standing up straight and raising his chin up. âOn your knees.â You slide off the bed onto shaking legs, your toes press down into the soft carpet underneath you. You let out a slow breath and turn to him.
Eren watches as you lower yourself to your knees in front of him. Your heart is beating in your ears as his emerald irises stare down at you. âLast rule. The only words I want to hear from you other than you begging for mercy are fuck, shit, yes and more. If you speak out of turn then you deal with the consequences. Do I make myself clear?â He said. You tremble at the command in his voice and slowly nod your head. He smirked down at me, âGood girl. Now be a good little doll and open your mouth for me.â His voice wraps around your head and trails down your spine causing you to straighten up as you part your lips and wait for your next instruction. The air between the two of you is charged as you sit, your center pulsing gently as you anticipate what he is going to do with you.
As toxic as it may seem, you loved the way he used you when he was angry. The way he would torture your body with pleasure over and over again until you were a drooling mess. How sore you would be the next morning as you look over the gentle bruises against your soft skin from his tightened grip as you tried to escape the overstimulation. It has been so long since you got to experience this side of him, way before he had found out about the baby and before that day in the mall. Your mind tried to pull up those memories but you forced them away. Now wasn't the place for that. Now was simply about sex and the aching feeling that was growing between your legs as you stared at the crotch of his pants, the thick bulge straining against the fabric of his underwear. Your fingers itched to touch him but you knew what would happen if you disobeyed the rules. You wouldn't do it, not right now.
So you waited like the good girl you were until he made his next move. âYou like what you see babydoll?â He asked, brow hitched and head tilted to the side in amusement. âYes sir.â You squeak out. A chuckle comes from his chest. âYeah, I know. Youâve been thinking about this dick huh?â He asks you. You take a small intake of breath at his words, the deep vibrato coated with his anger and arousal. âI know. My sweet little babydoll has been dreaming about how good this dick does her. I bet when you fucked him, you could only think about me. About the way you pussy squeezed my dick as I fucked you, right?â He teases you. âY-yes sir.â You repeat, the need building in your body. Eren works his boxers down and you hiss as his glorious length springs out from underneath the fabric. Blood rushing down in his body has him standing at attention in front of you. You take it in. The creamy smooth skin with thick veins running in different patterns all the way up to the wide head that is swollen pink and oozing with beads of his precum. It was right at your lips. You could easily slip your tongue out and let the saltiness tease your buds. Your mouth started to water with anticipation at the familiarity of it all. Your resolve was wavering with each passing second.
âDamn babydoll you drooling already and we havenât even started yet. Youâre so fucking horny for me. I know if I reach down and touch that pussy, youâll be dripping all down my fucking hand.â He growled down at you. âItâs okay. Daddyâs going to give you just what you want.â His hands come down to grip his dick as he strokes himself softly. More of his cum leaks out and your breath quickens as he brings his tip to your mouth, smearing his mess against your lips. You release a light moan as he pushes past your lips and into the warmth of your mouth. Eren takes a sharp intake of breath to keep his eyes from rolling to the back of his head. You werenât the only one who missed this. He takes another second, stilling himself to gain control. He wouldnât let you off the hook that easy.
You suckle on as much as he allows you, savoring in the flavor of him. âYou want some more huh? You want more of daddyâs dick down your throat. Or you still thinking about him?â He grumbled. You plead against him, leaning forward to take more of his dick between your lips. Your pleas sound more like gurgling in the back of your throat. âMaybe I shouldnât even let you taste this dick since you can't fucking seem to keep whatâs belongs to me to me. You like giving away my things babydoll?â Eren asks, increasing the speed of his strokes. You give a gentle head shake as you look up at him, hoping your pleas show through your widened eyes and the way your tongue desperately swirls against his tip.
He starts slowing, inching himself further towards your throat and you gladly accept all of him. You wonât admit how much youâd been craving him. Since that night at your house, you both had been distant from each other. He rarely stared over longer than he should and you knew something was off but he wouldnât speak on it. You both had given each other space but you still had needs. So the one night you got some free time while your son was with his dad, you decided to let loose as a mama. Your friends had you out and about and somehow by the end of the night, you ended up in the bed with Jean. You remember everything. The drinking, sloppy kisses, and pisspoor sex. It only made you irritated that you wasted your time as you made your way back to Eren to pick up your son that Sunday afternoon.
Eren knew something had happened. He knew you better than anyone. So when you kept avoiding his gaze and being short with him, he realized that something had happened. And when he found out he was pissed. Did he have the right to be? No, of course not. He had no claim over you. You were single and had every right to be with who you wanted. I mean, he had been with someone, emphasis on âhad beenâ. But that night when he laid down and his mind was plagued with the thought of you calling another man's name. Another name pushing into your juicy walls and he massages the softness of your hips. He didn't sleep for a week because he was haunted by that image. And when he pulled up to the park and saw you standing next to him, all common sense flew out the damn window. All he could see were those images and red. His anger got the best of him as he stormed up to you both and it was his anger leading you both to this moment here.
Where he looks down at you on your knees, his dick halfway in your mouth. He watches as you suck on him, desperate to please him. He knows you didn't mean anything by fucking Jean but his anger didn't care. His fingers come up and rub into your scalp, causing you to release a moan against him. âFuck y/n.â He lets out. Eren tries to think of a comeback but you slurp at him and cause his brain to blank for a moment. Your juicy lips wrap around his girth as you suck him deeper into your mouth. Your tongue slides against the bottom of his dick as you pull your head back before taking him in again. He feels himself wanting to give in to you. To take you and stroke you slow and whisper sweet nothings to you like he loves so much. But he canât cater to you right now. Now, you need to remember exactly who you belong to.
Eren fucks your mouth, holding your head still as he pushes his dick to the back of your throat. You gag slightly but take a deep breath through your nose and focus on breathing as his thickness continues to push towards the back of your throat. Slob spills out the corners of your lips and your eyes water but you remain still, allowing him to abuse your face how he sees fit. Eren feels himself coming closer to an orgasm. He feels the way your throat contracts slightly against him but you wonât give up. You are his good girl for a reason. âFuck, youâre doing so good babydoll.â He grunts, the head of his dick pushing deeper into the back of your throat. He knows he is supposed to be punishing you but he can't help but give you some praise. He wouldn't be him if he didn't. Beads of sweat drip down Erenâs forehead and he holds the sides of your face, his strokes getting sloppier and more aggressive. He is so fucking close and you both know it. His eyes screw shut as he pants above you. You wanted to see him, needed to see the way his eyes glossed over when he came. That familiar soft blinking as his lips part slightly, a small âoâ forming on his lips as his body convulses slightly when his nut spills down your throat.
Your nails dig into your legs as you resist the urge to reach out and pull him closer, forcing him to look you in your eyes. âFuck babydoll âm goneâŚâ he groans. Eren feels the tingle of his impending orgasm. You anticipate it, hoping to feel his cum drip down your throat and you get just what you want. He jerks slightly as a âfuckâ falls from his lips, he spurts into your mouth, the warm thick cream filling your jaw as his saltiness washes over your taste buds. He swiped his thumbs underneath your eyes, collecting the smeared makeup and running mascara against his fingertip. You look up at him still on your knees. Lips swollen and red, his cum still sitting in the curve of your tongue. âSwallow.â Eren demands. He watches the movement of your throat as you savor him. You still kneel in front of him, heart racing and the juices from your pussy running down your inner thighs from the excitement of pleasing him. You didn't have to look to know your panties were soaking wet.
Eren hitches his head, commanding you to stand. Your knees are slightly red and small indents are in the fluff of your carpet as you rise from the position you are in. He watches as you walk to the bed, assuming his favorite and familiar position. You climb towards the middle of your mattress and turn to face the headboard. Your cheek hits the pillow as you arch your ass up into the air and wait. You feel the weight shift in the bed as Eren���s warm body comes up next to you. âNow babydoll, you care to explain to me why I had to find out you were fucking that lame?â He questions you. âRe-..â you start but are cut off by his thick hand coming down hard on your ass. The cool air brushes against the stinging sensation as you groan into the comforter. âRule number oneâŚâ He brings his hand down again in the same spot but slightly harder. Your pussy clenches at the pain as you feel your juices leaking out. âLook at your pussy fucking dripping. You like this shit, huh? You like making daddy mad so I can teach you a lesson, right?â He asks, dragging his fingers from your clit and back around to your opening, smearing your wetness all over your pussy and your ass.
âYes sir.â You breath out. âYeah, I know you do. Thatâs why you did that bullshit.â He slightly pouts at you. You know that wasn't the reason. The night with Jean was honestly a random one and anyone who was there wouldâve known that. But there was no way in hell you would say that right now. Not while he was like this. So you kept your mouth shut as Eren rubbed lazy circles on your pussy. âYeah. You did that. But youâre about to wish you never let him touch you.â He says before removing his hand and moving around you. You feel one hand grip your side as the other runs over your spine, leaving a trail of chills in it's place. He doesnât warn you. Eren slips his dick all the way inside of you, spreading your walls wide with his thickness. âFuck.â You gasp softly and clench, unintentionally leaning forward at the feeling.
You had fucked him plenty of times before but it was never enough to get use to his size. Eren was long, yes but it was the girthiness of his dick that always had your toes curling and essentially what had you letting him nut inside of you before, hence the reason he was your baby daddy to begin with. âDamn, you running already. I havenât even fucked you yet.â He laughed sadistically. He grips both your hips and slams you back against him until his dick was sheathed deep into your core. âFUCKâ you cry out as your fingers grip the cover underneath you, your toes curling into tight balls. âYeah, thatâs more like it.âEren grunts in your ear as he holds you in place. His dick pulses between your legs as your walls release and contract against him. âYou like taking dick so much, let's see how well you do with this.â
Eren is pissed. You can tell in every action he takes. He has your hips in a vice grip as he rams into you, his tip hitting that overly sensitive spot in you that makes you shiver. He fucks every ounce of frustration he has into you. Your pussy swells at the roughness but you love the sensation. âThatâs right. Take daddyâs dick like a good girl.â He grunts. He pounds into you without remorse, the thoughts of you crying out to another man like you were doing now only making him push harder. âYes daddy, so good.â Your words slur together, as he fucks your senses from you, drool slightly dripping from your lips and your eyes roll back. You couldnât think, you could only feel the sensation of him. Eren shifts your hips back slightly, arching you pass your limits and continues to pump into you. You feel his tip brush against your cervix and you let out a yelp and your hands shoot back to press against his chest. He slaps your wrists and continues to fuck you. Youâre panting underneath him trying your best not to squirm but the intensity is getting stronger. You cry out Erenâs name and you cum all over his dick but he doesnât stop.
He continues to pump into you. The sounds of your wetness getting louder with every stroke he makes. Eren was going to fuck you until you couldnât move. Because then you wouldn't be able to go to another man, let alone think about one. He was going to try and break you. Just the way you like him to and only him. That possessive thought puts a smile on his face and gives him another energy boost.
Once again your hands reach around and press against him to try and offer yourself some sort of relief. âOh My God Rennie.â You call out, tears streaming down your face. âGod canât save you now princess. Now move your fucking hands and take this shit.â He growled. You feel him pushing harder as if he was trying to break through you, your walls squeeze around his dick. You can't help that you slide forward but Eren notices. âOh you still running? Bet.â He takes both of your hands into one of his and locks them snug behind your back. Then he lifts one of his legs and presses it into the bed and fucks you into the mattress. âI bet he didnât make you run like this. Nobody fucks this pussy like I do.â He mumbles with each stroke.
Your body starts to tremble and you feel your thighs giving out. You slide down onto the bed, your stomach dropping into the mattress but it doesnât stop him. He lowers his leg and changes positions, slipping both of his legs between yours to spread your pussy as you rest in missionary position. He fucks you deep until you're creaming on his dick again. âYeah, give me my shit.â He says as he drives into you. Your body loves the way he is treating you as you reach your second climax. You need to take a second to try and catch your breath but Eren doesnât give you anytime to breath. He slips out for a moment and grips your leg, flipping you on your back. Eren grips your calves and presses your legs back, sliding his hand down to curve of your knees as he pushes them close to your ears. He slips his dick back into you with ease and begins to thrust his hips forward, fucking your walls as he spreads your thighs wider.
âRen... I canât please. Please, it's too much.â You scream out. âYou donât fucking say you canât around me.â He says as he grips your throat and squeezes softly. The familiar butterflies form in your stomach. âYouâre my good girl right? You don't give up on daddy, right?â He encourages you. Eren refuses to let up, his anger not being satiated. He needs more of you. All of you. And he wasn't stopping until he was for sure it was all his. âThis is my pussy. Only mine. Do you understand me babydollâ his deep voice commands you. He releases your neck and spreads your legs wider âYes.â You let out, your body starting to shake. âYes who?â He asks. âYes sir.â You cry literal tears. âNah, I want you to tell me babydoll. Tell me it's mine.â he says, a light begging coating his words. He needed to hear you say it. Eren knows that although he was on top, you were the one who was controlling him. It was an irrational fear toying with his mind but still he couldnât stop until he heard it fall from your lips. âItâs yours daddy. This pussy is yours. All yours.â you give him exactly what he wants, the truth. You both knew it. Eren lets a growl rip from him chest and he fucks you as deep as you can take it. Your thighs burn from being stretched back so far but you disregard it.
âGood fucking girl. Now show daddy how much you love this dick.â Eren says, his anger slowly starting to fade and that familiar longing in his chest taking it's place. Repositioning himself he grinds into your pussy slowing his speed but pushing deeper into your stomach. You feel yourself teetering over the edge again. You moan loudly. âYeah thatâs my girl. Talk to me babydoll.â He caresses, grabbing your chin and making you look him in the eyes. âDaddy, Iâm going to cum please.â You call out. You feel the heavy wave of liquid rushing down to your core. You knew what was coming next. âGive it to me baby. Let me have it.â Eren takes his time with each stroke but makes sure that he pushes into the top of your pussy, right where that spot was. âFuck!â You scream out over and over as your orgasm ripples through your body like a tidal wave, splashing against your thighs and Erenâs chest. Eren reaches down and rapidly rubs against your clit, making sure that you release everything and creating a bigger mess in the process. âThatâs my girl, fuck I'm going to cum in you babydoll.â He groans as you feel the warmth of his nut coat your insides as you continue to squirt your wetness onto him.
Thankfully you got on birth control after your son was bornâŚ
Youâre lightheaded and drunk on lust by the time you come down. His strokes slow to a halt. You both sit there for a moment. Erenâs dick still pulsing inside of you and he holds your trembling legs. He slips out of you, both of your juices spilling onto the mattress. Eren hovers over you, his breathing leveling out and his heart rate slows back down to it's regular pace. Your nerves start to get the best of you once your mind clears. You both stare at each other for a while, unsure of exactly where to go from here. âE-âŚâ you start. âDonât.â He interrupted. He sits back onto his knees in the bed. âCome here.â He says. You pause at first unsure of your next move. He waits patiently. âPlease, y/n.â He says softly. You lift your body and slowly shuffle closer to him.
Eren pulls you into his arms by your waist. You allow him to wrap you up in his arms. He holds you close, dropping his head into your neck and inhaling your scent. You allow him the time he needs, feeding into his love language. You gently stroke your fingers from his soft hair and down his back, the tips of nails edging against his spine. He hums his thanks into your skin before planting soft kisses on you. Finally pulling back from you, he lets out a breath. âYou okay now?â You ask him looking up into his eyes. He leans down and presses his lips against your temple. âIâm sorry.â He lets out. âFuck, I- I overreacted. I just saw you standing there with him and I had just heard about you two. I-âŚâ he fumbles over his words trying to explain himself. âWere you jealous Rennie?â You tease. âFuck yes.â He growled at you, nipping at your bottom lip.
He knew he had no right to be. He knew he had no claim on you. But that didn't mean you werenât his. He couldnât help himself around you. You grab his face and turn his eyes to meet yours. âAre you sure youâre okay?â You ask softly. âI will be.â He responds. He takes the time to look over your body at the mess he made. The dried cum on your inner thigh to the bruises on your hips. His fingers slide over them gently. âHurt?â He asks. âNot too bad.â You shrug. He nods slightly, his brows furrowing in confusion. âRennie, youâre being a dad.â You fuss. âI am your daddy.â He smirks. âYou know what I mean.â You roll your eyes and playfully smack his shoulder. âSpeaking of being a dad. Is he okay?â He asks. âYeah, heâs with my parents for the week. Being spoiled rotten.â You giggle. Eren smiles to himself. That warmth spreads through him again as he sits with you in his lap, watching the way your eyes light up when your talk about the child you share.
âOkay, well let's get you cleaned up and fed, yeah?â He says sweetly. You nod and allow him to cater to you. He wraps your legs around his waist and scoots off the bed. âShoot let me text my mom too. Just to check in.â you say. He sits you down on your feet, making sure you are steady before going to the bathroom to run you some water. You search around for your phone and spot it on the bed tangled in the sheets. âDamn it, this isn't mine.â you say flipping the phone over and looking at the screen you smile to yourself as his lock screen comes into view. The picture of the three of you the day c/n was born pops up. You rub against the screen at the picture, but the phone opens up for you. âYou still have my face in your pho-...â you start to tease but your words get caught in your throat. âYou were saying something babydoll?â he asks as he walks out. You turn to Eren, your eyes wide with nerves and anxiety pulsing through your veins. âRennieâ you whisper softly. He hears the concern in your voice and comes to check on you, hands reaching out to your waist. âWhatâs wrong? Did I hurt you too bad?â He questioned. You shake your head slightly. Your wrist turns and shows him the screen and his face pales slightly. âFuck.â He whispers.
On the screen was an ongoing call. Your heartbeat out of your ears as you stared at her name. The phone timer is at 20 minutes and counting. Your hand shakes as you both stare down in silence before the call ends. Your eyes met his and an uneasy wave washed over you both. She heard everythingâŚ
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Hello! I saw you had requests open! I was wondering if you could write something that's like... just domestic life fluff. Maybe they're in the human world together and just chilling. I don't know. But just some nice domestic life fluff. Either with Barbatos, Solomon, or Simeon. I cannot decide as my heart is longing for all three of them right now đ
Up in the Human World
Domestic life Headcanons
Pairing: Simeon, Barbatos, Solomon x GN! Reader (separately)
Synopsis: Simeon, Barbatos, and solomon go to the human world to visit MC
A/N: These were so adorable to write. I was so excited that anon requested these because I havenât written fan fiction in a bit so Iâm glad people want to see more work! I decided to try out a new divider because I find this one so cute honestly. I may try out a couple depending on what Iâm writing. This was written as romantic by the way! Have a lovely day đŤś
Requesting here
genre: Romantic fluff, no warnings!
word count: 1270+ altogether
đ Simeon:
-Simeon loves visiting you in the human world because he barely gets to go, heâs either in the celestial realm or in the devildom. When he does go, he stays with you for a month or two before he absolutely needs to go back. This visit is considered his break and he loves spending it with you.
-You and Simeon have a movie night every week, just you two in order to spend time together. There are some human movies that are available in the celestial realm, but rarely. He suggests two types of movies, bad movies, and romantic movies. Since heâs a writer, he likes to criticize the direction and story telling of the movies, he cannot believe how bad and cliche some of the movies you have, get. He tends to gravitate towards romance movies when suggesting a genuine movie, this is because he likes the emotional closeness to you. When heâs watching these movies though, he sometimes thinks that you two have way better chemistry than the main characters in these story lines and thinks of how you two would handle situations in the movie. He likes when you pick a movie though, he likes to explore different options and styles of writing. One thing that will never change is how he loves to cuddle you, if youâre alright with it of course.
-Since he has a garden in the celestial realm, he grows various flowers outside of the home. He grows the, outside because he thinks direct sunlight is better for the flowers. This is also for your own good in case you have an allergy to the pollen. On occasions, he grows plants inside that donât smell in case the weather isnât ideal. Heâs still a bit naive since the celestial realm has the same kind of weather every day. When he brings seeds to your home, sometimes you need to tell him that they donât grow in this region of the world. Once he gets used to the technology you use, he makes sure to check what grows in your part of the world. He tries to grow your favourite kind of plant, and gets you to water the plants with him.
-The first time heâs asked to sleep in your bed, heâs a bit red in the face. He insists that you donât need to offer him the bed.. the real reason is because heâs nervous of being so close to you, heâs not sure of the habits he does in his sleep, or how youâll react if he accidentally pulls the blankets off of you, or something bolder like pulling you closer to him. No matter what, heâs happy that you wanted to sleep in the same bed as him since it shows you trust him.
đ Barbatos:
-Barbatos asks for permission to visit you in the human world when he has a vacation. The downside is that he canât stay for very long since he serves Diavolo, but comes as often as he can.
-Whenever he visits you, he has a habit of serving you like he would Diavolo. He does not mean to do this, but since he cares about you, he automates to his butler personality to show how he feels about you. You need to remind him that he can sit and relax around you. He listens to your advice for a while, until he gets antsy and ends up cleaning so you have a perfectly tidy place without any worries.
-He loves baking together, itâs not just a way to spend time with you, but both of you can sit at a table and enjoy your handiwork. Depending on your baking level, he will pick a recipe thatâs a bit above your level so he can teach you how to bake it properly. He finds it to be a fun challenge for both of you, his part of the challenge is making sure that itâs fun for him and you to do.
-You have different foods in the human world, and he wants to make sure he tries all kinds of cuisines. This gives him new ideas for his own cooking, and a fun date idea. He suggests something new for dinner every night heâs there, so you go to different restaurants in order to try dishes. The thing is⌠going to new places all of the time can be a bit exhausting, so you ask him about delivery and heâs a bit surprised by it because heâs never tried ordering food through an app. They have akuber in the devildom, but Barbatos always makes supper, so he never needs to order out. After some time, the money adds up so Barbatos just makes the food himself since itâs cheaper for you and he makes excellent food, even if heâs never cooked the dish before.
-Barbatos always sleeps by himself, so he seems like he is glad to be joining you for sleep. In reality heâs a bit hesitant BECAUSE he always sleeps by himself. Itâs a bit of a vulnerable position for him, but as long as he keeps reminding himself that itâs just you, heâs having the most comfortable sleep of his life alongside the person he cares about the most.
đ Solomon:
-Solomon visits you a-lot since he doesnât technically work anywhere, he goes wherever heâs needed. The downtime between him going somewhere is spent with you, at your home in the human world.
-He loves cooking for you! Mostly to your detriment⌠He has so much passion for what he makes for you, but you canât tell what he was trying to make most of the time. He says that he put his own spin on the original dish, and then questions why you look so shocked as to what recipe he was trying to replicate. He always thanks you for making food or ordering though, just as long as heâs no where near the kitchen.
-When youâre doing something in your home, youâll find little love notes in random places from Solomon, he leaves these in hopes that youâll find them and feel loved. They are always in little envelopes that are stamped with a red rose to signify his love. He hides them in the weirdest places though, in a shoe, the back of the freezer, between the cushions of a couch, and the pocket of a coat you havenât worn in a while.
-Whenever he goes out, he almost always comes back with a game for you to play with him. It could be a game as big as monopoly, or a dice game like Yahtzee. What he doesnât want you to know is that he is great at all types of games because heâs been alive for so long. The only thing that gives him away is how overly confident he is, sometimes a bit cocky as well. This can also be his loss because he doesnât replay games for long periods of time since he doesnât have many people to play them with. When he loses, he feints being sad, but loves seeing the smile on your face when you win.
-Solomon is actually the first one to suggest sleeping in the same bed, heâs a bit cheeky like that. He has absolutely no problem in sleeping beside you, but he never shows just how excited he is. This is his own little dream, being beside you and making sure youâre safe through the night. Maybe in the morning heâll surprise you with breakfast as well, made with all his heart, of course! Seeing you is his motivation for working, and he glad he visited.
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hi i saw your requests are open!! i was wondering if you could write a lance x indian!famous!fem reader where shes an actress and shes always getting shipped with other indian actors and she decided to hard launch her and lances wedding. fc - janhvi kapoor
thank you đ
THE WEDDING [LS18 smau]
Lance Stroll x indian!famous!reader
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Summary: Y/N Y/L/N is a loved celebrity and her fans often speculate about her dating life, shipping her with other Indian actors and men. But what if, one day, she decides to hard launch her wedding with someone as unexpected as Formula One driver, Lance Stroll?
Warnings: I don't know many things about famous Indian actors, movies or series, and same goes for Indian culture. If you find any errors in this matter, please let me know! :)
Author's Note: Hi Anon, thank you for this request. I have to say it was probably the hardest social media au I have ever done, because I don't know basically anything about Indian movies, celebrities, actors and everything else... I found some random actors, but if some of you know them and I didn't portray them correctly, sorry about that! Though I hope you and everyone else will like it and enjoy it. Also thanks for the face claim, it helped me orient at least a little bit.
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user1 step on me. i beg
user2 LoveeeđđĽ
shahidkapoor Always need time for love!đđ
user3 i'm sensing something here đ
user4 Wow okay Shahid... are you hinting something??
user5 always time for love you sayđ
user6 PLEASE YOU AND Y/N WOULD BE THE PERFECT COUPLE
user7 Guys he's literally happily married. Calm down đ
user8 well he can dump her ass and marry y/n instead lol
user9 Y/N & Shahid nation STAND UP he commentedđđ
user10 So elegant so beautiful just looking like a wow đł
user11 dream girl with dream life
user12 I don't like the Shahid and Y/N shippers in this comment section... c'mmon guys it's not gonna happen you can chill
user13 exactly if she's dating someone then it's obviously ishaankhatter đ¤
user14 giiiirl tagging him is WILDđ but same tbh, I also think they'd be better coupleđ¤ˇââď¸
user15 naaaaah y/n and shahid 4ever
ranveersingh đđ¤
user16 OMGGG
user17 he's here. I repeat: THE KING ARRIVEDđŁđŁđŁ
user18 ohhh I kinda see the potential of y/n and him being the IT coupleđť
user7 Why the hell do you keep shipping this poor woman with older married dudes? Stop!
user19 jesus user7 let us live we do it just for funđ
user20 Idk about you guys but I don't do it just for fun... I live for thisđ
user21 yeah same user20
user22 Can we talk about the fact he used the black heart he often uses in his captions plus the purple heart that Y/N just used in her caption?? Like hello? This has to mean something!!
user23 omg right? they're definitely hinting somethingđ¤¨
user24 Hear me out, I'm Y/N's fan and ship her with multiple actors... but now you're being delusional, it's literally an emoji xd
user23 nah user22 convinced me there has to be something more to itđŤĄ
user24 PerfectđŻ wife material
harnaazsandhu_03 Need your makeup tutorial asap!â¨đĽ
user25 ME TOO PLS
user26 guysss what if she's trying to hint she was on a date or sm??!!!
user27 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! Sry but the rose filled tub looks like it can fit two đŤ˘
user28 who do you think it is then?
user29 Pls Shadid KapoorđŤŁ
user30 I'm actually praying it's Ishaan rnđđđ
user23 and i'm a new member of y/n and raveer singh nation... like imagine the matching outfits they'd slay togetherđŠ
user31 Unpopular opinion but I see Y/N with Varun dhawan
user33 yeah real unpopular 'cause he just announced he's engaged like two weeks ago girly đ
user34 youu>>>>>>>>>
user35 Medical science has really reached another level with your plastic operationsđĽ´
user36 stfu
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user37 help not liking dior comment being y/n's only interaction under this whole post
user38 Poor her she probably doesn't want to have even more dating rumors going around because of replying to someone's comment...đ
user39 lmao don't make her into some tortured soul, she's probably just too busy XD
user40 your photos are so aestheticđĽ°
user41 I WANT HER TO FINALLY DATE SOMEONE SO BAAAD
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user1 Absolutely gorgeous đ
user2 omg guys she used the black heart!!!
user3 No way, that literally has to be a signđŤ˘
user4 wait im so confused... what is happening?
user5 It's about Ranveer Singh using the black heart emoji in his captions pretty often, commenting it under her last post and now her having it in her own caption
user4 wtf? you ranveer girlies are CRAZY đ
user5 stfu user4 they're meant to be togetherđĽ°đĽ°
priyankachopra Beautiful girl!â¤ď¸đ
yourusername thx!!
user6 y/n finally replied to someone's commentđŤŁ
user7 Noooo why is it Priyanka Chopra??! Reply to Shahid or someone you're datingđ
user8 guys let her live... this is exactly why she isn't replying to anyone
user9 TWO QUEENS INTERACTING đť
user10 Absolute Stunner đ¤đ¤đ¤đ¤
vogueindia Our pleasure collaborating with you!đŤś
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user11 even vogue is Y/N's fanđ
user12 Why are some f1 drivers in this woman's likes???đ¤¨
user13 'cause she's famous lol
user14 Lance and others are always in Y/N's likes, I guess they know each other from some event or maybe they like Indian movies she's been in... idk, the world can be really small XD
user12 It's still kinda suspiciousđ§
user13 naaah it really is not
user14 tastefulđš
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user15 we love women supporting women
varundvn Didn't see you for a while and suddenly you're dressed in black... any more surprises coming? đ¤đ¤đ¤
user16 WHAT DO YOU KNOW VARUN
yourusername hmmm let me think đ¤
user17 I can't believe my eyes... did Y/N just reply to a man in her comments?đ¨
user18 OMGGGG
user19 no but what does it meeaaaannn?!
user20 This is a good day to be Varun and Y/N shipperđ¤
user21 the emojis HELLO
user22 nothing will ever convince me they aren't secretly in love and dating đĽ°
user23 Ehm... he literally has a fiancĂŠ?
user22 and what? maybe she's just a cover for him and y/n đ
user24 I wanna be heeer
user25 I wanna be WITH her
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user26 Bohot sundar đ [Very beautiful đ]
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lance_stroll replied to your story: Can't wait to see my beautiful bride! â¤ď¸
yourusername ohhh baby i'm so excited and nervous for tomorrow đđĽ°
lance_stroll Me too... but as long as we have each other, it's going to be okay
yourusername ofc lance đŤś
lance_stroll And if you change your mind about going public, just let know, okay sweetheart?
yourusername thank you, but i won't
yourusername it's time for the world to see my man đ
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user1 replied to your story: y/nnnn what's happening
user2 replied to your story: I'm praying for you & Shahid rn đ
user3 replied to your story: Girlie isn't that the song you once said you want to play at your wedding???đŤŁ
user4 replied to your story: So pretty
user5 replied to your story: đ
varundvn replied to your story: Let's go! đĽ
yourusername are you srsly trying to hype up rn? đ
varundvn ... Is it working?
yourusername ...maybe
varundvn Then let's go you're going to smash it in the wedding dress!đĽ
yourusername u have no idea how much i'm glad crazy people ship us 'cause we got to meet thx to that đ
user6 replied to your story: Bf reveal!!!!
user7 replied to your story: pls tell me you're finally going to announce you're dating one of your co-stars
user8 replied to your story: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP TODAY KNOWING TOMORROW IS HAPPENING SOMETHING BIGđŠ
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user1 I did NOT expect that
ranveersingh Congratulations to my favourite couple! Memorable day and beautiful ceremony.
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user2 my heart is breaking rnđ
user3 OMG RANVEER WAS THERE?!!
user4 i feel stupid for shipping him w y/n đ
user5 But can we talk about how sweet it is he attended her wedding???đĽş
user6 nooooo my favourite ship
user7 I guess at least they're close enough to go to each other's wedding đŤ
user8 this was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card
fernandoalo_oficial my first indian wedding but definitely not the last đ¤Ş
lance_stroll Already planning on changing us for someone else?
fernandoalo_oficial no, but you can have like a golden wedding in twenty years đ
yourusername you'll be definitely invited
user9 never in my life did i imagine fernando alonso and y/n y/l/n interacting with each other
user10 RIGHT? it still feels like a fever dreamđ
user11 the wedding looks so beautiful!đĽšđŤś
shahidkapoor Forever & Always
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user12 that was supposed to be your wedding to Y/N dude
user13 MY FAVOURITE SHIP IS IN RUINS
user14 rip shahid and y/n girlies... đđĽ˛
user15 Guys, let him be. He is married and so is Y/N now. It's actually sweet that he wishes them well.
user16 QUEENđť
user17 who's here from f1 fandom âŹď¸
user18 me and i can't believe lance stroll pulled some hot famous indian actress
user19 yeah, today has been crazy... đ¤
user20 I just saw one of her films and damn it's actually good xd
user21 how did we know NOTHING about lance being in a relationship???
user22 Idk I was just so shocked when I saw this post lol
user23 the twitter detectives got played this timeđ
user24 No but why do I kinda understand why Y/N and Lance fit together perfectly-
user25 WE SEE THE VISION SIS
varundvn We can't send each other funny theories about our secret relationship anymore... đ
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varundvn Anyway, congratulation so much! I bet I was the best bridesmaid you ever saw! đŤś
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user26 LOL not him being at the wedding as well đ
user27 Why are all the men she was shipped with coming into these comments dropping hints about being besties and going to the wedding?!
user28 guys they were making fun of us the whole timeđ
user29 THEM SEDING EACH OTHER THEORIES HELP
f1 We hope to see Y/N in the paddock next season!đ¤Š
user30 she will slay
user31 she will eat
user32 If we get Y/N in the paddock, maybe I can get over my favorite ships being turned into dustđŤ˘
user33 I'M DEAD
isahernaez Dreamy wedding đđ¤
yourusername dreamy girl right here đť
user34 i mean... congrats, but what the hell-?!!
user35 đĽ°đĽł
user36 THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE
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Whisper Sweet Nothings
A/N: this one won the vote so here ya go! Probably not quite what everyone imagined đ
Pairing: Rhea Ripley x Reader
Warnings: teasing, oral (f receiving), choking, good old game of strip wrestling, mentions of using a strap
Part Two
âYou ready, darling?â Rhea asked, fixing up the details of her gear.
You were the newest member of Judgement Day and it was your first live appearance with them. You were nervous but you trusted all of them to take care of you.
âIâm ready,â you nodded, taking a deep breath.
While you were new to JD, you were not new in the WWE universe, and you were no stranger to Rhea. You werenât best friends, but you had a playful backstage relationship and you were excited to get to work with her. Plus, it didnât hurt she was pretty easy on the eyes.
âAnd her opponent, accompanied by the members of The Judgement Day⌠(your ring name)!â
You all stepped out onto the ramp and people booed. You put on your best sinister smile as you stared down your opponent in the ring.
Rhea leaned down to whisper in your ear like she does with Dom.
âYouâve got this, pretty girl. Easy win,â she said. You tried not to let the fact she called you pretty get to your head but it did give you an extra boost of confidence that allowed you the edge to win your match.
The crowd seemed to accept you as the newest member and you were glad. They especially loved your connection with Rhea. They loved when she was flirtatious and she loved to direct that energy toward you. You did your best to give it back, but you hated to admit that she made you flustered.
Summer Slam was just around the corner and you all decided to train a bit harder than usual. Rhea insisted on training with you so you could both learn from one another. It was more distracting than helpful, having her hands on your body so often.
âYou okay, babe? You seemed distracted today,â she commented after your workout.
âOh yeah, Iâm good. Just havenât been sleeping well is all,â you lied.
âI must not be working you hard enough then; let me know if you ever need me to come over and tire you out,â she said with a wink. Your eyes widened as the implication of her words sunk in. She walked away with a smirk on her face, leaving you speechless.
Her teasing continued in the days leading to the pay-per-view. You were tense, wanting an outlet for your frustration.
âWeâre up next, letâs go!â Damian yelled, waiting to go on the ramp. You hurried to his side with Rhea hot on your heels.
âCalm down, weâre ready,â she scoffed, throwing an arm around you.
âIf you two werenât busy making out, we wouldnât almost be late,â Finn said jokingly.
âWe were not,â you retorted. He just rolled his eyes as your theme music came on.
You did your entrance as usual, Rhea coming up behind you and leaning down. You were expecting her usual simple comments but you were taken by surprise.
âTrust me, if we had been making out, we wouldnât be out here right now. Iâd still be between your legs making you scream my name,â she whispered. You had to use every ounce of self control to keep from reacting, your normal sadistic smirk struggling to stay on your face.
Your mind was spinning so fast you almost missed your line. You had to focus extra hard just to finish the segment.
Rhea kept an arm around you the entire time and held you tight against her. Every time you dared to look at her you found she was already looking at you. Her piercing blue eyes sent chills down your spine.
A match was announced for Summer Slam for the womenâs tag team championship with you and Rhea competing. Once the bit had ended you rushed backstage to collect your thoughts.
She was just joking with you, right? She hadn't really been thinking about doingâŚthatâŚwith you. Had she?
âGreat segment, love. Training tomorrow at 9?â She asked, sneaking up behind you. You nearly jumped out of your skin at the sound of her voice.
âY-yeah, that works,â you stuttered.
âYou okay, babe? You seem tense,â she said, putting her hands on your shoulders. She began to massage them gently but it didnât help your nerves.
âNever better; Iâll see you tomorrow!â You said, hurrying away.
You didnât sleep well that night, worried about training with Rhea. You tried not to let your feelings come to the surface, but she was making it difficult with her lingering touches and tempting whispers.
The following morning you had an extra cup of coffee and made your way to the training area. It seemed as if you were the first one there, even beating Rhea.
You took the opportunity to stretch first, trying to loosen yourself up. You tried to get your mind into the right headspace and didnât even notice the door opening and closing.
You jumped when you felt hands on your hips.
âNeed some help warming up?â The accented voice asked from behind you.
âJesus, Rhea! You gave me a heart attack!â
âSorry, sweetheart; I did say hello when I walked in. Seems like your mind was somewhere else though,â she said with a hint of a smirk.
âWonder why that is,â you mumbled, going back to your stretching.
She stood across from you and began stretching as well. You tried not to look at her but you couldnât help it; she was way too gorgeous.
âI was thinking we could spar today,â she suggested, looking at you up and down.
âSounds good to me,â you shrugged. You and Rhea had very different styles so it was beneficial to go up against one another.
The first couple rounds she took it easy on you and you could tell which only frustrated you more. You tried your best to get the upper hand but to no avail. Eventually, she pinned you, throwing your legs over her shoulders and grinding her hips into your ass as was her infamous pinning style.
âAre you even trying?â She asked, letting you up.
âOf course Iâm trying!â You argued.
âHow about we raise the stakes a bit, hm?â
âWhat did you have in mind?â You asked.
âFor every pin, you take off a piece of clothing,â she answered. You mustâve misheard her.
âYou canât be serious; anyone could walk in!â
âI booked it just for us for the next hour. No oneâs going to interrupt,â she replied. You thought it over for a minute- why the hell not? Worst case she gets some more material to tease you with.
âFine, youâre on.â
âReally? Iâm surprised you agreed,â she chuckled.
âWhyâs that?â
âYou always seem so uptight is all,â she said.
âIâm not uptight!â You shrieked. How dare she?
âReally? What is it then? Do I make you nervous?â She asked, stalking toward you. You swallowed hard and tried to stand tall.
âNo, no you donât,â you lied.
âThen letâs go.â
She looked at you like a predator looks at their prey before digging in. You squared up and you were determined to win. You fought harder than before, finding strength deep within. You wanted to prove yourself.
You finally got behind her and rolled her into a pin. It wasnât the best but it did the trick.
âSo do I get to pick what you take off?â You smirked. She rolled her eyes and took off her shirt leaving her in her sports bra. It was nothing new- sometimes she would workout in just that.
She quickly rushed at you, taking you off guard. She folded you in half, pinning your shoulders in under a minute.
âDonât let yourself get distracted.â
You threw your shirt out of the ring and shook it off. If thatâs how she wanted to play then so be it.
You pulled out all of your best moves but she was stronger and got the upper hand. She pinned you again and pointed to your leggings.
âNeed any help getting them off?â She said with a smirk.
âIâm fine, thanks,â you mumbled angrily. You were left in your bra and underwear.
âThatâs fine; Iâll take the next ones off with my teeth.â Her words set your core on fire, but you couldnât let her play mind games with you.
You faked her out so you could run to the opposite side and climb the ropes. You jumped off without thinking, your legs landing over her shoulders. Your goal was to take her down, but she caught you easily. She looked up at you from between your thighs and you knew you were in trouble.
âRhea, no!â You shouted before she slammed you to the mat. Your body bounced once before she was pinning you down.
âDecisions, decisions,â she said, running a finger down the length of your body, snagging on your panties and snapping them back.
You couldnât move; one- because you were still reeling from that slam and two- because you were nervous now.
âMy socks!â You said, remembering they technically counted.
âYouâre no fun,â she sighed. âNext one, these are mine.â She grabbed your ass before pulling on your panties.
âIf you get that far,â you snapped. She started to reply but you attacked her. You threw out every move you knew and eventually had her on her back. You resorted to sitting on her chest and finally pinned her.
âPants. Now.â
âSheesh, youâre bossy when you want something,â she sighed. She took off her pants and threw them at you, taking the distraction to rush you. You dodged her attack, however, and were the one on the offensive.
After minutes of back and forth, you were starting to fall behind. You managed to trip her, not your finest moment, but it allowed you to set up your finisher.
You pinned her with a victorious smile on your face. She scowled at you but wasted no time in pulling off her bra. Your jaw dropped at the sight before you. You certainly didnât think this through- how could you focus now??
The answer was: you couldnât. Rhea grabbed you and easily picked you up. She threw you on the ropes and when you bounced off she clotheslined you. She didnât even bother pinning you, she just yanked off your underwear.
âHey-â you were cut off by her lips on yours. The kiss feverish and long overdue. You surrendered to her without a challenge, letting her hands roam your body. You pawed at her underwear, hinting for her to take them off.
âNah, not so fast. You havenât earned that yet,â she chuckled. You started to pout and she wrapped a hand around your throat. âYou think you deserve my pussy?â
âPlease,â you whimpered.
âPoor baby,â she sighed. âDonât worry, love. Youâll get it. Iâve just been dying to taste you and I canât wait.â
Her hand left your throat and she wrapped them around your thighs, pulling them open. She sunk down between them and licked her lips.
âI can see how wet you are and I havenât even done anything,â she chuckled. âOr do you just like it that much when I throw you around?â
You didnât answer so she slapped your cunt.
âAnswer me.â
âYes! Yes, I like it when you throw me around,â you said.
âThought so,â she said before turning back to your pussy. She licked a thick strip up your center before focusing her attack on your clit. She had your head spinning and she had barely even begun.
Her fingers were digging into your hips as she held you in place. She ate you like a woman starved. No one had ever made you feel like that before and it had you chasing your high within minutes.
She circled your clit with her tongue before dipping it into you and fucking you with it. You started to grind your face against her and she moaned. She went back to sucking on your clit and it was enough to send you over the edge.
Her name spilled from your lips effortlessly, praising her over and over again. She slowed down, licking through your folds one more time before pulling away.
âFuck, I wish I had my strap with me. Iâd fucking destroy you,â she chuckled, watching you come undone before her. âMaybe thatâll be your reward if we win on Saturday. How does that sound?â
She crawled back up your body and kissed you. She bit down on your lip making you whimper.
âI asked you a question.â
âYes, that sounds good. Please,â you begged.
âSuch a good girl for Mami,â she smiled sweetly. She sat up and pulled her underwear off. âI think youâve earned this now.â
She sat back and you eagerly laid down in front of her. You got comfortable before teasing your tongue through her folds. You were gentle, barely even touching her. You knew it would piss her off, and you were right.
âWeâre not gonna play this game, love,â she growled before fisting a hand in your hair. She pulled you flush with her pussy and began to fuck herself against your face. You lapped at her pussy greedily and you had her a moaning mess almost instantly.
She slowed down and let you take the lead but didnât loosen her grip on your hair.
You toyed with her clit before dipping into her entrance.
âFuck, love. Youâre doing such a good job,â she moaned. âYou like when Mami fucks herself on your tongue?â
âFuck, yes,â you answered eagerly.
She began to move her hips again in rhythm with your movements. She threw her head back and let herself get lost in the moment. Before you knew it, she was cumming on your tongue. You let her fuck your face as long as she needed to ride out your high. Plus, your name on her lips sounded too good to stop.
When she finally released you, you quickly crawled into her lap and pulled her in for a kiss. The taste of the both of you danced on your tongues. You were grinding on her lap and it made her laugh.
âSuch a desperate little thing,â she teased. âI think our time is almost up, how about we take this back to my room?â
You simply nodded before throwing your clothes back on as quickly as possible. Rhea led you back to her room where she proved just how much you loved her throwing you around.
Saturday night came along rather quick, the crowd booing as your entrance played. You stood at the top of the ramp next to Rhea as she leaned down per usual.
âJust remember what your reward is if we win.â
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Y/N starts a new diet
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Y/N: *Throwing out all of their snacks and junk food*
Peter: *Walks by, tilts his head* What are you doing, Y/N?
Y/N: Iâm gonna quit eating all of this processed crap. I think itâll make me feel better.
Peter: *Impressed* Wow, way to go! Thatâs a big lifestyle change.
Y/N: Yep! Iâm only gonna eat organic stuff from now on.
Peter: Really? I⌠Donât think Iâve ever seen you eat one fruit or vegetable.
Y/N: *Confused* Who said I was gonna eat fruits and vegetables?
Peter: Uhh- I⌠Wait, am I missing something? You just said you were only going to eat organic stuff, right?
Y/N: Yeah�
Peter: So⌠Fruits and vegetables. Whatâs more organic than that?
Y/N: *Shrugs* Pussy. Itâs natureâs flavor bomb, you know?
Peter: >:0 Y/N!
Y/N: Iâm just so glad Natâs on board with my new diet! Now, I donât even have to go to the store to get food. I can just chill and have breakfast in bed.
Peter: *Retches* Y/N, you canât live off of just⌠That!
Y/N: Sure I can! Iâll be getting all the NAT-rition I need! *Laughs wildly*
Natasha: *Suddenly walks in*
Y/N: *Blanches, finally stops spewing idiocy, realizes theyâve been running their mouth too much* B-babe!
Peter: *Eyes shoot wide open, panics* N-Natasha! I⌠Uhh⌠What a beautiful day weâre having, right?! I canât remember ever seeing a more beautiful day! The sun is out and itâs so⌠Sunny! Hahahaha!
Natasha: *Quirks an eyebrow at Peter, weirded out* Um⌠Yeah, itâs great, Peter. Iâm glad youâre enjoying the sunshine. *Turns to Y/N, kisses them on the cheek* Howâs cleaning out all of the junk food going, detka?
Y/N: *Quickly throws their last bag of snacks away, trying to seem innocent* I j-just finished!
Natasha: Iâm so proud of you, Y/N. *Pinches their cheek affectionately*
Y/N: *Chuckles anxiously* Hehe. Thanks, babe⌠*Looks away, scratching their head*
Peter: *Nervously twiddling his thumbs*
Natasha: *Narrows her eyes suspiciously as she looks between Y/N and Peter* I clearly walked in on you two discussing something. Care to fill me in?
Y/N: *Tries to think of a good lie* Well, I was going through all the snacks and Pete was-
Peter: Minding his own business! *Runs away, screaming* Youâre on your own, Y/N!
Y/N: *Mutters under their breath* CowardâŚ
Natasha: *Crosses her arms, turns to Y/N* ⌠Detka?
Y/N: *Begins to sweat* Yeah, babe?
Natasha: Were you talking about something with Peter that I wouldnât approve of? That seems to be your favorite hobby.
Y/N: *Gives her big puppy dog eyes, trying to placate her* Donât freak out-
Natasha: *Groans* Oh damn it, Y/N! What did you say to Peter?!
Y/N: UhhâŚ
Natasha: *Glares at Y/N* I swear if you told him about our sex life or something youâll be shitting teeth for a week.
Y/N: *Cringes* Umm⌠No, I didnât! I mean, not really! But, the conversation was about something sort of⌠Sex life⌠Adjacent? I just got carried away, thatâs all!
Natasha: ???
Y/N: I was telling Pete about my new organic diet! Your coochieâs next level and I just wanted to brag a bit-
Natasha: *Cheeks flaming, mortified, goes over to bang her head on one of the nearby cabinets* Youâve scarred Peter for life now! Heâll never be the same!
Y/N: *Waves their hand dismissively* Heâll be fine⌠Maybe.
Natasha: *Growls* I knew I should have said no when you suggested this stupid diet. Consider your dining privileges revoked! *Storms off*
Y/N:
Note: This is cursedâŚÂ Iâm sorry :( Y/N runs off of 50% pussy, 30% stupidity, and 20% Peterâs tears.
Also⌠Based on the way that chocolate looks on Patrickâs face⌠Y/N eats ass too đ
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Part 1 / Deleted Scenes
đđźââď¸brigittebardots Follow
anyone want to get fake married so i can get the pill to slut around
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Just say you have painful monthlies, I heard it works if you have a nice doctor!
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Remember you still should use the sheet whenever possible. Stay safe âĄ
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i think there's something wrong with me, i'm just so sleepy all the time, it's not fair
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That's because you spend all your nights listening to radio luxembourg
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i heard nothing last night so i built an antenna out of poultry net, iron wire and bits of tin. i cut my fingers and our family chickens ran away
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A small price to pay for some music.
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the antenna fell apart before the german guy stopped talking
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me: chilling
my brain: if you were shot and weren't sure whether you'd live or die should you call the cops to make sure your murderer gets caught or call the ambulance to increase your chance of survival
me: what
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There should be a number that'd reach both of those
đş elvisherselvis Follow
That number already exists. It's been used in my city for like a two decades.
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Fuck you I'm British.
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Oh my G, this post from -62 sounds so prophetic now that they're trying to make the 911 thing catch on, where's that jagger meme
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This is literally not gift of prophecy. I told you back when this post was first made that this number has already existed in UK for years. It was obviously going to spread elsewhere, even US was bound to catch on at some point.
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you are still here?? keeping an eye on this post??
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you're so grumpy @elvisherselvis maybe you should phone the emergency number and get a wahhh-mbulance
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my date: Oh I listen to folk as well!
me: That's so cool! Who are your favourites?
my date: I'm sooo into Bob Dylan.
me:
my date: Is everything okay?
me, stuffing jelly babies into my purse: I have to go, like, right now, immediately, sorry
#it's okay if you liked dylan before he became the judas he is #but you can't call yourself a folk fan if you still support him #ugghh i hate him #electric guitar using lil bitch #sigh #jelly baby meme #bob dylan critical // #anti bob dylan // #bob dylan hate //
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Cock and balls, I'm watching this previously banned american film where an american man is trying to fuck a soviet spy (played by famously very russian Greta Garbo) by offering her champagne and he is like "have you never had champagne?" and Greta is like "never 𼺠only goat's milk and a ration of vodka in the army" and the tv screen freezed and was like "ERROR!! CHAMPAGNE HAS BEEN SERVED IN SOVIET UNION SINCE 1936" I'm đđđ
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You Americans will say anything to make Soviet stuff look silly
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Where do you think I am watching soviet tv from?? Or did I miss the memo where americans have the monopoly on joking about their own damn country??
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"In future there will be telephones you can take with you anywhere" I can't even fucking listen to Radio Luxembourg without building a goddamn satellite, sending it to space, reciting spells and prayers, and sticking the radio out of the window at 2am EET. And even then it needs to be snowing for it to work because the radio wave fairies like snow or some shit
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Side note: Iâm not back from my hiatus Iâm just posting this because I magically managed to finish this chapter before going berserk! Yay!
Chapter 20 - Can I show you how much I love you? (18+)
Summary: You just wanted to eat breakfast. So how did you end up in the shower with your freakishly handsome boyfriend, kissing each other senseless?! And the bed?! When did you get there? Whatâs going on?! WHAT IS THIS SHENANIGAN?!
Warnings: Swear words, 18+!!! Contains a sex scene. (Itâs mostly smut, so please, if you are not okay with that or you are under 18, skip this chapter or well⌠you know... đ Thank you!)
Also, this chapter is 7K so get some water and something to snack on!
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âRise and shine, you drunkard.â You giggle to yourself as you look at your fluffy, absolutely adorable boyfriend whoâs already frowning from the light coming in through the window.
âHey, you wanted me to have fun, which I certainly did.â Izuku retorts sassily. You canât help but gawk at him which only makes the green head laugh. âIâll be fine after I take my pills. Iâm not in more pain than usual, I swear.â
âStill, drinking this much in your conditionâŚâ You mutter, probably ruining the mood completely but fuck, you are so worried. Itâs terrible to see such a hard working man so down, physically and mentally. You want him to be healthy and happy again, you want him to smile freely and sleep peacefully like he used to. You want to shield him from any harm, make sure nothing prolongs his current suffering but at the same time, you understand thatâs heâs not a fragile human being who needs to be pampered the entire time, however, you still canât help but want to do that.
âSweets, I asked.â Izuku sighs. âThe doctor said itâs fine. Iâm fine. You are fine. Everything is fine.â He slowly strokes your cheeks until you finally relax. It takes a little bit of time, but eventually, you get there. âWhat do you want to do today, love?â Izuku smiles at you and itâs quite pathetic how your heart rate rises every time heâs sweet to you, even to this day. Youâve been together for long enough to get used to these touches but somehow, you just⌠canât.
âWell, Katsuki, Ei, Shouto, Mirio and Tamaki went âmonster huntingâ early in the morning. By that, I think they meant they are going to climb the big mountain. Denki is still KO so Hitoshi brought him back to their own cabin when Katsuki and the gang left for their adventures. Kyouka and Momo went down to the high street for a shopping spree. Rody went down with them to spend some time with his family. So once we clean up the bedding from the floor and⌠maybe we can just⌠chill today? In our own cabin? Try the onsen? Maybe?â Your cheeks are so flushed you are surprised Izuku havenât commented on it yet.
âHmmâŚâ his cheeky hands find their way to your tummy under your shirt, slowly stroking your naked skin with a smug smirk on his face. What happened to shy Izuku?! Where is he?! Whoâs this man?! âSounds like a plan to me, Sweets.â
âIf you keep doing that, we will never make it to our cabin.â You murmur into his ears with a shit-eating grin on your face. Izuku is out of the bed before you can say anything else, stuttering nonsense under his nose as he moves the so called âbeddingâ - a bunch of decorative pillows and massive blankets scattered on the floor - back to where they belong and heâs out of the door without a single word. You canât help but giggle the whole way home.
âWhy are you in such a hurry?â You snicker under your nose and Izuku gives you the sassiest side eye youâve ever seen. Itâs absolutely hilarious. âWhat?!â Oh no. You canât stop giggling like an idiot. You really donât need another tummy ache after yesterdayâs shenanigans!
âIâm going to the onsen. Right now.â Izuku declares.
âNo, not before breakfast.â You retort, standing with your hand on your hips like an angry mother.
âOh yeah?â He comes closer, his smile bigger and bigger as you flush from his closeness. âWatch me.â
Ladies and gentleman, what happens now must be a fever dream⌠because Pro Hero Deku AKA Midoriya Izuku AKA Izu-Izu takes off his fucking shirt in the most attractive way possible and slowly sheds every single clothing off while you yell like a virgin with your eyes covered by your own hands.
âWhat the fuck, Izuku! Stop! Keep the boxers⌠oh my god, STOP THE VIOLENCE!â You laugh, cheekily peeking out between your fingers. âYou also need to shower before going in! IZUKU LISTEN TO ME, YOU MENACE!â
âOnly if you shower with me.â Izuku WINKS at you and you swear your soul just left your body for a second.
âOnly if you eat breakfast.â You retort and by the surprised look on Izukuâs face, he didnât think youâll even consider saying yes to that question.
âYou will⌠shower with me?â Izukuâs confidence is gone just like that, in a matter of milliseconds and you kinda feel the urge to just push him into the bathroom to prove how serious you were but you are way too hungry to even think properly right now soâŚ
âAfter we had breakfast. Iâm starving, Izu-Izu.â
âBut⌠for real?â
âWell, weâve been together for long enough to share a shower, havenât we?â You answer with a massive blush on your face.
âIâll re-heat the food Katsuki left for us.â Is all the answer you get before he trots away into the kitchen.
The mood⌠is heavy. There is just something in the air you canât really describe, this weird tension, but not the bad kind⌠you donât need to be a rocket scientist to know that today⌠something big will happen. It might just be the shower, seeing each other completely naked for the first time, but maybe it wonât stop there, maybeâŚ
All the blood from your face goes somewhere else.
Calm down. Jesus Christ, woman, just calm down.
You were so deep in your thoughts you didnât even realize the that the food is already heated up and ready to eat on the small table in the kitchen. The lovely scent of Katsukiâs food makes your tummy grumble; it might be weird to eat lunch for breakfast, but you literally canât even be bothered to comment on it; in your household, itâs quite normal to eat whatever you guys want, whenever you want it, thanks to Izukuâs inhuman shift patterns. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, afternoon snack; food is food. Thatâs your householdâs motto.
âThe food is served, my princess!â Izukuâs adorable face appears in front of you; he bows low and makes that arm movement the butlers do in those dramas in the TV. The whole scene would be quite funny if he wouldnât be wearing one single underwear and nothing else.
Letâs just say itâs hard to laugh when you are too focused on⌠well⌠the curves. The shapes. The godly body. Those massive fucking legs which could crush your head like a watermelon without even flinchingâŚ
âThe food is indeed served.â You mutter under your nose, loudly by accident and Izuku starts to laugh, tears prickling his eyes as he holds his tummy, probably trying not to throw up once again.
âOh⌠my⌠god⌠Sweets⌠I didnât see that coming.â
âMe neither!â You yell as you pass by your stupidly attractive boyfriend, completely avoiding eye contact because there is no way you can look at him right now with how embarrassed you are. âPut on a fucking shirt!â
Izuku laughs some more but obliges at the end.
Thank fuck.
~â˘đĽŚâ˘~
âIf you changed your mind, thatâs okay.â Izuku caresses your face as you two stand in the bathroom, still clothed. You are quite sure your face is the color of Eijirouâs hair right now. Your limbs are shaking like a leaf and you feel so much anxiety you could cry. Itâs stupid, really; itâs not like itâs your first time to be naked in front of somebody, yet it really does feel like it is; Izuku is not like the others, heâll actually look at you, look at your curves and the tiny little flaws and heâll remember everything until the day he dies, cherish them like they are something special, because thatâs who Midoriya Izuku is; the most caring, most loving partner the world has ever seen.
âI want this.â You declare confidently. âYes.â You nod to yourself with a tiny pout on your face.
âYes.â Izuku parrots, making the same, tiny pout then he gives you a smile that makes your insides melt right away. âYou are so cute, Sweets. I love you so much.â
âShut up and get naked!â You yell with a red face. Heâs too much. This is too much. Heâs too perfect. You canât even take his teasing seriously with how much love you see in his eyes as he does it.
âHey, you are not the only one freaking out here!â Izuku yelps awkwardly. âTurn around⌠please?â
His wavering voice make you look up to his face; heâs flushed and trembly as he slowly takes his shirt off, the movement full of hesitation. You really feel the urge to mention how only an hour ago, he wasnât this shy about stripping in front of you, but you keep your thoughts to yourself.
âYou can also change your mind, you know.â You finally turn around to give him some privacy.
âIâve been waiting for this ages. There is no way in hell Iâll back out of this just because of my stupid anxiety.â Izuku grumbles, more to himself than to you. âYouâve seen me naked before. Youâve seen my scars. You know all my secrets. I have no reason for me to feel so ashamed of myself. Itâs all in my head⌠I know Iâm not ugly. Thatâs a lie, fuck⌠I know⌠I know you think Iâm⌠okay. I know you wonât mind⌠me looking like this. Most and foremost, I know you love me for who I am and not for how I look likeâŚâ he mumbles and mumbles, not realizing you managed to get out of your clothes by the time he managed to get to his underwear. Your eyes are filled with tears from his words, you want to slap him in the face for hating himself like that and kiss him senseless out of pride for finally realizing itâs all in his head.
With that saidâŚ
âIzuku, look at me.â You appear behind your boyfriend, probably standing way too close for it to be appropriate, but you donât care right now.
Izuku bumps right into you when he turns around; a tiny yelp leaves his mouth as your breasts bounce on his chest. âIf I ever hear you calling yourself ugly Iâll pull out every single one of your leg hairs with a tweezer, one buy one, in the most painful way possible. Now turn around, finish what you are doing and see you in the shower.â
âThatâs weirdly⌠evil.â Izuku snickers but by the look of it, you plan worked because he looks much less anxious now. You quickly go inside the shower cubicle to hide, not giving the man too much time to check you out⌠yet.
You can hear some rustling from outside then Izuku takes a few deep breaths and steps inside the now foggy shower and⌠you forget how to breathe.
Izuku looks gorgeous on a normal day, but this⌠is downright sinful. Izuku is stocky but not in the wrong way; you knew that already but with his underwear now gone, you can see how perfect the proportion is. Heâs perfect. His shoulders are massive, but he has a nice curve to his body and there is a tiny trail of green hair leading towards his perfectly trimmed intimate area, also pine green just like his hair⌠then⌠thatâs⌠a monster between his legs. Yup. You slowly look up and to the side to calm yourself down because that sight went straight into your core and this shower doesnât feel that innocent anymore.
âSweets, I⌠Iâll have problems down there if you keep looking this pretty, just giving you a heads up.â Izuku whines with a high pitched voice. By the time you wake up from your daze he already turned his back to you (you try your best not to stare at that gorgeous fucking ass, because hell, that thing looks like it was carved by a horny but extremely talented sculptor), probably ashamed of himself for feeling this way. You canât help but speak up.
âIf I would⌠have the same thing between my legs, I would have the same problem.â You admit sheepishly.
âWhy are we so awkward about the stupidest things?â Izuku giggles. You want to pinch him. (His ass. You want to pinch his ass. Thatâs what you want to do you cheeky sod.)
âI donât mind. I think itâs really⌠us, that we act this way. I wouldnât have this any other way.â
âI donât deserve you.â
âSay that again and Iâll forcefully kiss you.â
âHm. That doesnât sound that bad.â
âIZUKU!â you yell into the small space as you hide your face in your palms like that helps anything. Your forehead ends up on Izukuâs back and he yelps helplessly; you donât need to see his face to know heâs red all over because even the back of his neck is the color of a lobster.
âOkay, Iâm done with this awkwardness.â Izuku takes a deep breath and the next moment, your back hits the wall. You canât help, but whimper. âSweets, you are the most perfect human being Iâve ever seen and Iâve been waiting for this moment for ages, so Iâm sorry for⌠uhm⌠being a little bit too excited right now but I really want to wash your back if you⌠uhmâŚâ Izuku stops in the middle of the sentence as heâs incapable to continue thanks to your mouth being on his.
You canât help it. Just⌠canât. Your body moved on its own.
Izuku is irresistible. His gorgeous muscles, the veins on his arms, the softness of his wet skin, topped up with his kind words and pretty freckles is just too much after all this time; you wanted to touch him for so long, you wanted to feel him for months which honestly, feels like decades at this point⌠it feels like the love is about to burst out of your chest but there are no words strong enough to satiate your soul, to make it clear enough for the other the understand the depth of your feelings and your body is not listening to you anymore; the desire has festered into something unstoppable, it clouded your mind completely until there were no thoughts there just Izuku himself, freckled cheeks and pine green hair, the broccoliâŚ
Wait.
âIf this is your way to make this less awkward⌠it works.â Izuku kisses you back with a newly found vehemence, scorching hot yet so careful, but you donât kiss back anymore⌠you push the man away like he just burned you, because⌠âY/N? Whatâs wrong?â
âI forgot!â
âWhat?â
âHow did I forget about it?â You whimper, completely ashamed of yourself. âI canât believe I was so astonished by your⌠uhm⌠that I forgot to check it out! Iâm the worst!â
âI have no idea what you are talking about, is the water too hot?â Izuku blinks at you, completely lost.
âThe broccoli! I forgot about your broccoli! I canât believe this!â
Izuku⌠bursts out laughing. Heâs folded in half, his forehead basically cushioned by your boobs, shaking like a leaf from guffawing too hard.
âYou pushed me away in the middle of a heavy, naked make-out session because you wanted to see my tattoo?â He looks into your eyes with an incredulous, but fond gaze.
âItâs important to me!â You mutter under your nose and Izuku doesnât even answer you anymore; he just moves away and pushes his hip out, showing off his tiny, adorable broccoli tattoo sitting on his hipbone. You canât stop your fingers from reaching out, caressing the colored skin with nothing but wonder in your eyes. âItâs so cute.â
Your boyfriend looks so much leaner than he usually does - you realize as you caress his strong hipbone, your fingers cheekily running over the dip by his waist.
Damn, youâll never ever get over his thighs. Every time you look at them you remember his photoshoot with Mirko, the one that made Izuku a fashion icon, a genderless beauty because hell, Izuku is as manly as they get but⌠that man in Mirkoâs costume kinda made you question your own sexuality.
Maybe you are just Izuku-sexual. He could be a man, a woman, someone between the two, hell, a fucking midget and you would still be attracted to him.
âYou are so beautiful, Y/N.â Izuku sighs, right next to your ears. The fire burns even stronger inside you. The feeling only gets worse when his hand travels from your waist to the side of your breast, his thumb cheekily caressing the plump, soft skin. You make the mistake of looking down out of pure embarrassment just to be face to face with the proof of how much Izuku likes what he sees.
You canât see it, but you can feel him staring at you; you look up and you are met with two heavily lidded eyes taking in the sight from the top of your head down to your feet, over and over. There is a new shine to them now, hot and scorching and you completely melt under that loving gaze; he takes that as a permission to take it further and starts peppering kisses all over your wet neck. You canât help but move your hand into his soft, dripping curls; you clench your hand around the strands and Izuku makes a sinful sound which goes right into your center and the next few minutes are kinda a blur; things fall from the small shelving system inside the cubicle, someone slips, someone bites, someone moans, there is a constant pressure by your belly, something hard, but also soft to the touch, there are hands on your chest, on your back, on your thighs, everywhere, really.
Your whole body is on fire and so is his; the water is way too cold, but even that can not ruin the moment you two are having.
There are no thoughts in your head, just him. Izuku Midoriya. Midoriya Izuku. Calloused fingers and the feeling of scars under your hands, hard muscle and soft skin, bouncy curls, the scent of Izukuâs shower gel, which somehow decided to appear out of nowhere (he probably took it off the shelf while you were too busy kissing him senseless and actually decided to be useful and clean you up while touching you all over), there is so much going on yet your mind is completely empty.
This is what Izuku does to you on a daily basis. He comes close and you forget who you are.
The scent of Izukuâs shower gel only sends thrill down your spine; the knowledge that for the next few hours youâll smell like him, taste like him just ignites your body once again, the flames even stronger than before, you canât help but touch him, first just his arms, then the tattoo on his side, the back of his neck, his collarbone, then the soft hair right on top of his member. You didnât touch him properly but a wanton moan leaves Izukuâs mouth right as your fingers start to caress the hair down there then suddenly, Izuku gently slaps your hand away from that area.
You donât have time to freak out about âgoing too farâ; the next moment your back hits the wall once again, your legs somehow make their way around the manâs extremely attractive waist then he slowly moves you lower and lower until you feel something soft but sturdy right between your folds, just like the last time you two enjoyed each otherâs company in the hot tub.
âTell me to stop.â Izuku whimpers right into your ears then ends his sentence by biting down on your ear. His whole body shakes from the restraint, his palms are aggressively gripping your side and the back of your neck; Izuku is doing his fucking best to not move his hips forward, to not let him feel the pleasure of the friction because once itâs done, there is no way back for him; there is a limit to his restraint, there is a limit to how much of this can Izuku take without losing his goddamn mindâŚ
You tear Izukuâs walls down with one single movement, with just a tiny little friction and you both moan in tandem as the pleasure creates goosebumps on your skin, but maybe, itâs just the cold water coming from the shower head; it doesnât matter though because your answer is loud and clear and thatâs all it takes for Izuku to turn off the shower with one hand and manhandle you into a towel-burrito before he takes you to the bedroom like a princess, his teeth clattering from the cold.
You should feel shy and embarrassed. You should be freaking out when Izuku drops you down on the bed and towers over you with your boobs halfway out of your towel.
You donât feel any of that. Neither is he.
It just feels⌠normal. Exciting.
âFinallyâŚâ Izuku giggles with excitement sparkling in his gorgeous eyes. He pulls the cover on top of you both and takes a few deep breaths to stop the shaking of his body; he waits a few minutes in silence, just staring at your chest and face, remembering it all while your bodies get warmer under the cover and the goosebumps are finally gone. You trace the old scars on his chest and his tummy, you give them all the love you possibly can without saying a single word. The silence isnât awkward⌠this silence is⌠precious. Itâs like thereâs no need for words, no need for verbal communication because everything is written all over your faces, itâs in every single caress, every single kiss, every single sigh that leaves your mouths as you touch each other in new places. Your hand canât get away from that perfectly trimmed bush on top of Izukuâs member so you find yourself there once again, just caressing the prickly skin, enjoying the way it feels under your fingertips.
The mood is calmer now, more mature but still full of those flames from before; itâs a weird, conflicting combination but it somehow works for you two. âSweet pea.â Izuku whimpers while his free hand fondles your boob. You canât help but moan into the air between you two as his thumps finds your bud and starts fiddling with it. âCan I show you how much I love you?â All you can do is nod weakly, your eyes full of tears. No one ever treated you like this, like you are a goddess who deserves to be worshipped, like every caress is a gift, like your body is something worth cherishing and you feel so loved already you kinda want to tell him to not even bother anymore, but you donât have the heart to do that after looking into his half-lidded, excited eyes.
âPlease.â You smile at your boyfriend happily. He bumps your foreheads together for a few seconds and smiles right back; this moment is special, it feels like there is a red string connecting you two together, the one thatâs indestructible and infinite; the strings of faith are almost visible now as Izuku leans down to connect your chests, but maybe you are just too delirious and too aroused to be able to distinguish delusion from reality.
Izuku seals the deal with the hottest kiss known to mankind and you are halfway to your orgasm already and he havenât even touched you yet.
âPlus Ultra!â Izuku gives you one last smile before he dives under the covers, right between your legs and you scream his name as you come in less than 3 minutes. Three. Fucking. Minutes.
He just⌠went in and⌠oh my god. Midoriya Izuku, goddamn Pro Hero Deku just⌠heâs⌠really talented with his tongue. Letâs just leave it at that.
You need 5 to 7 days to get over the fact that you just received the best oral youâve ever had and it was from your favorite pro Hero who you are ridiculously in love with.
âDonât worry, Iâm not done.â You can feel Izukuâs smile on the inside of your thighs as he starts peppering kisses all over the area. Itâs so loving and so careful, so slow yet so passionate⌠you canât help but feel the arousal wake up inside you once again. âI really love your legs. I always wanted to kiss them. They are so soft and your thighs are so⌠ahh, I wanna sleep on them. They are better than the best memory foam pillow on the market. You also taste really nice. I think Iâm becoming addicted.â Izuku goes back to the âtreasureâ and leaves tiny kisses all over your folds, teasing the most sensitive parts with his tongue to steal another taste. You canât help but whimper; itâs extremely sensitive now but the touch is light enough to be pleasurable even in this state.
âI also love your tummy. Having a six pack is great, but I really enjoy soft and cute things.â Izuku adds with an obsessed tone which makes you blush like a virgin. âYou are the softest and cutest of them all. I love you.â Izuku leaves a trail of kisses all over your tummy until he reaches your chest; he pops your bud into his mouth and does something with his tongue that makes you see stars; it almost feels like swirling water, soft and languid. Itâs extremely hard to describe the feeling without comparing Izukuâs tongue to a tentacle, which, letâs be honest, would make this fanfiction so much dirtier than it really is.
âIâm not even going to try and give these two a justice with my words.â Is all Izuku says before he takes your other bud into his mouth to give it some love. If you think this canât get more hot, you are wrong; Izuku starts to nibble your chest gently, sucking on the soft skin without leaving a mark, his eyes downright manic as he makes sure there isnât a single millimeter left unloved.
Needless to say, you guys will need to change the sheets after this because well⌠you are soaking wet. Again.
You try your best to hide this information from your boyfriend for now because while Izuku is a man on a mission, you also have your own plans and knowing how much Izuku enjoys giving, he wouldnât let you do anything today until your âsituationâ is âsorted.â
âIzu-Izu.â You rake your fingers through Izukuâs hair, clenching your fist on the top of his head just to hear him moan once again. And again. And again. Hell, Izuku has the most sinful moan, high pitched and weirdly feminine; he always tries to stop himself in the middle of the sound and the way his voice falters and breaks, then goes so high in the last one second⌠just makes your âsituationâ even worse. âLet me love you too, goddamnit!â You whine and moan at the same time. Izuku stops with his shenanigans for one second and thatâs all you need to finally manage to roll him over and end up in his lap. You are not going to lie, it took all of your strength to be able to do that and you are panting a little bit but it was all worth it for the sight; he is blushing like crazy and he looks so lost now that heâs not in charge. You donât even try to stop yourself from kissing him senseless, itâs physically impossible to do so.
âI feel like Iâm going to explode.â You admit between two kisses. âFucking hell, Izuku, are you even human? Is this another quirk of yours? Are you a lust demon? How can you do stuff like that with this adorable, innocent face? How?â You complain, while Izuku giggles. âDonât fucking giggle, Iâm serious!â
âI think I have a thing for being manhandled. Iâm also about to explode.â He admits sheepishly with his hand wondering down to your bottom cheekily. You take a deep breath and move down to his belly, not letting him touch your private parts because itâs your turn now to love him endlessly and you want to do it without any distractions.
âGood. Suffer with me.â You retort cheekily and Izuku giggles once more. âYou have so many freckles on your chest and tummy, I love it so much. I love your freckles, have I ever told you that?â You mumble as you kiss Izukuâs hard abs. His hands wander into your hair the same way yours did and you can kinda understand why is Izuku so hot and bothered when you do that to him.
âNo, you didnât.â Izuku chokes on air.
âWell, now you know.â You answer simply. âYou have the body of a god, but I like your face the most. And your hair. And how some of your scars are softer to touch than your normal skin. I love the texture. Like this one.â Your hand moves up to Izukuâs pecks, caressing the massive scar on the side of his left breast. âYou are so handsome but nothing is as pretty as your soul. Izuku, you look perfect from the outside but compared to you as a person, itâs fucking nothing. If I would have a quirk I would want to be able to go inside your soul⌠just so I can kiss it senseless.â You make no sense. You are aware of it. No need to comment on it. How the fuck are you supposed to stay coherent in this situation?! It doesnât feel real. Itâs too fucking good to be real.
A tiny sob cuts through the tension and you emerge from the covers to look into your boyfriendâs eyes. Of course, heâs crying. âYou are such a crybaby.â You smile down at him with nothing but fondness. âMy little crybaby. I love you so much.â You leave a tiny kiss on his mouth.
âNo one⌠ever⌠made me feel like this.â Izuku admits between two sobs. âLike Iâm the best thing in the whole world. No one ever managed to actually make me believe them, but you⌠you make it sound like itâs possible that Iâm not⌠a failure. I feel so loved I donât know what to do with it.â
âEnjoy it. You deserve it. You are the best thing, at least for me.â You leave tiny kisses on your boyfriendâs neck to divert his attention.
âAnd you are the best thing, for me.â He retorts with a sigh. âI want to build a shrine to you and pray for your well-being every day. I want to do this every day⌠I want to eat and drink YOU, I want to become YOU⌠I want us to become one and stay like that forever, because Iâm the best thing only because you are next to me. Fuck, that doesnât make any sense and it sounded so much cooler in my headâŚâ Izuku mutters shyly, looking at the wall due to his embarrassment.
âLetâs become one, then. We canât stay like that forever, but⌠I want⌠uhmâŚâ you mumble with a red face as you move one of your hands under the covers to caress his painfully hard member with one finger. Izuku almost chokes on his saliva just from this one touch. It fills you with pride.
You absolutely enjoy the way Izuku is writhing under you, his face contorted by the pleasure while your hand moves on his member up and down, slow but steady. He doesnât let you enjoy the game for too long; one second you are in charge then the next your back hits the soft bed once again and Izukuâs finger finds his way to his folds, slowly easing the first finger inside, followed by the second almost immediately.
âSweets⌠you really like me this much?â Izuku moves his fingers around your folds to feel the wetness around the area. You canât help but look away shyly, completely embarrassed from being so excited. Your plan failed. Goddamnit.
âSorryâŚâ
âWhat? No! Donât be!â Izuku freaks out for a split second. âIâm just⌠really happy. I loose my confidence in bed really quickly but you make it so easy for me. Your whole body speaks to me, it tells me itâs okay, that this is good for you and Iâm so thankful.â Izuku slowly eases the third finger in; a quiet whimper leaves your mouth as he starts scissoring inside to make this as easy for you as possible. âIâll make sure to thank you by being the best partner now and forever. Sweets⌠Y/N⌠can IâŚâ
âFucks sake, Izu, yes. You can do whatever you want. Iâm yours and you are mine. Thatâs all I need to know.â
âOkay.â Izuku nods, clearly spiraling a little bit. âYeah, uhm, Iâm gonna get the⌠stuff. Just stay here.â
âDamn, I was about to run out for some coffee.â You add jokingly, but Izuku is on a mission and he canât understand sarcasmâŚ
âIâll get you some coffee from the kitchen, then!â
You start laughing like a maniac.
âOh my god, I was joking, you silly. Hurry up!â
âOh⌠Iâm an idiot.â Izuku takes the box of condoms out of his backpack. You will make sure to ask him later about the fact that he had some with him⌠Cheeky little fuck.
You also try your best to not stare at that perfect butt. Damn, you are eating well today!
He has a few stretch marks on his back, but itâs only visible when you look really closely; which you do because you canât help yourself, even though you literally just said that you wonât.
âYeah, but you are my idiot. Now get back here and love me.â You continue to stare at that perfect peach, but Izuku turns around and you look away swiftly because the front is just as delicious as the back and you honestly donât think you can take more of this right now. Itâs quite comical how the color of his broccoli tattoo is the same as his hair down there; its a little bit sad how youâll never be able to boast on your âDeku loversâ group chat about it. They would probably laugh in your face anyway, thinking you are a liar because there is no way the perfect pro hero Deku has a silly little broccoli tattoo.
âOkay.â Izuku grins with a flushed face and barges back into the bed, right into your arms.
He starts peppering kisses all over your neck, giggling happily like a schoolboy, then moves back to your face to leave another scorching hot kiss on your mouth while his hand slowly wonders down to your intimate areas to make sure you are ready for the âgood stuff.â
It takes all your self-restraint to not come from the sight on top of you; Izukuâs hair is disheveled and he looks so fucking out of it that you would think heâs being touched himself, but your hands are in his hair and you feel no friction anywhere on your body which means he just⌠enjoys pleasing you so much it makes him look like heâs five seconds from coming. His fingers stop moving and he slowly retracts them, leaving you empty and sad for a split of a second but then he puts the condom package into his mouth and tears it open while keeping eye contact with you the whole time and you swear you see stars. Izuku is just too much. Too hot and too dirty but also so innocent and loving, it just doesnât make sense, really⌠butâŚ
âAre you ready, Sweets? Tell me if it hurts, okay? Promise me.â He looks at you worriedly and your heart just melts inside your chest and becomes nothing but a big lump of goo.
âI promise⌠OH MY GOD.â You almost yell as you feel the first few centimeters inside you. Izuku bites his lips once and takes a few deep breath, not moving, just waiting for you to get used to the sting, to the almost foreign sensation because damn, the man isnât small and it has been ages youâve been in this situation with anyone. âIâm fine, Iâm fine, keep going, Izu.â You try to reassure him as best as you can. It starts to feel really good down there even though heâs not even halfway in.
He slowly moves further and the sting is back but itâs not as bad as it was before; it really quickly turns into an intoxicatingly amazing sensation that makes your whole body tremble and Izuku drops his face on your chest, his whole body shaking like a leaf.
âRelax or Iâll really embarrass myself. Please. You feel too good. Why didnât we do this sooner?â He mutters into your breasts and if you wouldnât be so aroused you would have laughed in his face for being so cute, butâŚ
âYou can move. Please. Move.â You stutter as a sudden wave of pleasure hits you just right. Izuku doesnât say anything just moves back to his original position and slides out a bit and then back again and you are so happy everyone is out and about because you are quite sure the whole neighborhood just heard you moan. âIzuâŚâ
âI think Iâm going to cry again, but itâs happy tears.â Izuku admits sheepishly while he starts a slow but steady pace. His moans are quiet and his voice breaks quite frequently but there is something about it that makes you tremble in pleasure; probably the fact that you are the reason he sounds like that, deep but also squeaky, you are the reason his face is flushed from all the bliss⌠you feel so lucky to be able to experience this, to feel all this love, to be the reason for Izukuâs happy tears; you are so thankful for taking that big leap of faith by moving in with a stranger all those months ago.
âI love⌠love you. Izu. Izuku.â You stutter as Izukuâs pace picks up and you are absolutely incapable to think from this point; you both moan each otherâs name in tandem as you chase your orgasms, Izuku clearly tries his best to keep his focus on you, to listen to where and how it feels the best and slowly but surely that pleasant feeling starts to build up with every thrust Izuku delivers to the right spot; Izukuâs arms start to tremble and it makes you stop for a second; this shaking doesnât seem to be from the pleasure and Izuku looks a little bit stressed as you look into his eyes so you put your hand on his chest, silently asking for him to stop.
âIâm sorry, Iâm sorryâŚâ Izuku starts to apologize but you are not having any of that.
âLay down.â You command kindly. Izuku looks utterly confused for a second but he does it anyway. You donât give him a single warning before you sit in his lap with your hands perched on his naked, beautifully sculpted chest and slowly ease yourself back down on his length. Izukuâs face contorts in utter pleasure, now that his arms are not hurting anymore and you pat yourself on the back inside your little mind palace for realizing something is wrong even while your mind was clouded by all the new sensations. âGood boy.â You caress Izukuâs muscly chest. Izuku moans loudly and moves his hip upwards, finding that special point once again, even in this new position.
Izuku looks ethereal from this point of view; his hair is splayed out on the white pillow, no curly strand the same as the other, his face is flushed and his eyes are sparkling like a rare gemstone, gaze full of love and lust and by that look on his face, he doesnât mind this position either; every single movement makes his face scrunch up, his moans becoming hiccups and silent pleas to keep doing what you are doing, just like that, and it barely takes 10 more minutes for you two to feel the coil inside your tummy snap, Izuku doing the same a few more thrusts later.
Youâve never come this hard before. Your body shakes violently and you barely keep yourself up right while Izuku moves his hips up and down really slowly to prolong this amazing feeling, tears prickle your eyes from the pleasure, and once the feeling is gone you collapse on Izukuâs chest; you didnât realize how much you strained your legs by doing this until you came down from your high, but when it it hit, you couldnât help but whimper, this time, from the pain.
There are some other parts of your body that feel a tiny bit funny right after you two separate with a whimper, but honestly, youâve seen that coming.
âIâve never done this this way.â Izuku admits shyly.
âNever?â You look up at your boyfriend as you slowly move to his side; you need to lay down properly for a second. Everything is spinning.
âNo. It was always⌠me doing everything. I want to do this again. And again. And again.â
âIâll need to hit the gym then.â You giggle to yourself and seeing your boyfriendâs confused face, he doesnât really understand the problem. âIzuku, this position⌠needs a lot of leg muscles. I donât have any. Iâm quite sure I pulled at least one muscle in both of my legs.â
âIâm more than happy to help you with that!â Izuku sits up excitedly. You give him a side eye. âNot like that, you silly! Actual training! And that, too, of course, but only if you want to do it again. Iâm okay with anything until itâs you.â
You want to put this man on a plate and eat him. How can he be so sweet?!
âI love you, you weirdo.â You giggle into his hair then you leave a tiny kiss on his neck as a silent thank you.
âI love you too, Sweets. Letâs have a few minutes of rest then letâs go to the onsen.â
âOh my god, the onsen sounds magical right now.â You sigh, utterly pleased. âIzu?â
âHm?â
âAre you happy?â
âIâm the happiest fucking freak in the whole wide world, Sweets.â He smiles. âAre you happy?â
âI think Iâm high on happiness.â You pant, exhausted.
âGood. Me too.â
⌠to be continued!
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Potato ramble:
- I canât believe this finally happened! Honestly, Iâm not a big fan of writing these kind of things but even I was excited about this to finally happen because the tension was absolutely ridiculous! đ Not gonna lie, I have many other ideas about what this version of Izuku likes but I probably wonât be able to use them as they would be too dirty for this otherwise innocent story. đ I love these two so much, they are so perfect for each other!
- I hope you guys are okay. Sorry for not responding to your lovely comments, I read them all and I send you all hugs! I hope I will see you soon but to be honest with you, I donât think it will be sooner than 4 weeks, maybe more if shit goes south in my life.
- There will be changes to my uploads when I come back, Iâll leave a note for you guys once we get to it. I might need you to answer some questions too, because I have no idea what to do đ
- Random personal ramble: so funny story about my recent life; I went home to my home country to see my mom and I told her about how much I want an airfryer but I donât really have space for it nor money to spare. I didnât know she actually owns one so I got really excited when I saw it! A day after I came back to England there was an Amazon order on my doorstep that I didnât order. Guys, my mom went on Amazon and bought me an airfryer. Iâve been making cakes and baked apples every day since. Get an air fryer if you can. Itâs amazing. Thank you for listening. đ
Hereâs a quick, delish recipe for you: get some apples, cut them in half, get rid of the stem, put a bunch of Nutella in it then sprinkle cinnamon on top (or pour half of the bottle on it like I do. Lol). Bake it for 40 mins on 160C. You are welcome. (You can also use dark chocolate instead of Nutella if you wanna make it healthier. You can also hide a walnut inside. Omnomnom.
- Iâll shut up now. Tell me your thoughts!
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Didn't Mean to Stay
Pairing: Beau Arlen x Female ReaderÂ
Summary: After three months, you ask Beau to make it clear. Is he serious about this relationship, or are you two just passing time?
AN: I've done a lot of Soldier Boy recently, so here's Beau for a palette cleanser. đ This came about from this music prompt a while back! Iâm happy to finally get to this.Â
Song Inspo: âDidnât Mean to Stay All Nightâ by Starship
Word Count: 1,700
Tags/Warnings: 18+ only! Nudity, fluff, bit of angst.
In times like these, you really hated the sun.Â
You squeezed your eyes tighter, trying to block out the beam of light that seemed to be hitting you directly between the eyes.Â
Damn. Really need to get those blinds fixed.
Youâd asked your landlord about it a few times now. Not to mention the backed up garbage disposal in your sink, and your refrigerator that kept leaking something green.
Whatever. Rentâs cheap for a reason, you mused.Â
With a sleepy sigh, you rolled over and met resistance. A toned, freckled arm was in your way. You slipped a hand around the familiar bicep, soothing warm fingers over chilled skin.Â
A deep hum reached you, followed by Beauâs head lolling over.
A smile growing across your lips, you snuggled closer and perched your chin on his shoulder. And with gentle fingers, you traced across his brows, sweeping away locks of his brown hair. You then traced down his nose, the bow of his lips, the point of his bearded chin.
When his green eyes finally opened, they found your face with fond, if sleepy exasperation. It seemed you couldnât help but wake him up. But he could admit, you gave the best damn wake up calls.Â
âThereâs a man in my bed,â you said. Your cheeky smile grew along with his.
âThat there is,â he said. His eyes roamed your face, probably for the same reason you traced his. He unearthed a hand from below the covers to thumb at your chin, tilting your face up to him for a slow morning kiss.Â
But as always with Sheriff Beau Arlen, it never stopped there. His hand swept across your cheek, into your hair that was still tangled from the night before. You went willingly into his embrace, slipping your naked thigh between his legs and half lying on his chest. His bare skin felt cool against yours.Â
âWhyâre you so cold?â you wondered with a frown. You rubbed down his arm, his chest, his back and shoulders, whatever exposed skin you could reach. Beau quirked a smile and held you tighter against him, pressing your breasts against his chest. His hands splayed across your back and playfully squeezed you.Â
âWhyâre you so warm?â he countered. âThought it was my job to bring the heat here.âÂ
You snorted in response. âThatâs a shared responsibility, sir.â
You felt his length growing against your thigh in response to your touch, and you were tempted to reach below the sheets to give him a proper âgood morning.â Beauâs nipping kisses along your neck distracted you, however.Â
âGuess Iâm not used to winters in Montana just yet,â he admitted. His voice was deep and still a bit coarse. Delight tingled down your spine as you ran a warm hand up and down his back.Â
âThatâs okay. Iâll help you acclimate,â you said in his ear. His chuckle reverberated in your chest, down to your toes.Â
âIâm sure you will, darlinâ,â he said with that Texan drawl of his. It was always thicker when he was sleepy. You also heard the smile in his voice. âThough I gotta wonder if we havenât been doing just that for the past few months.â
Your lips pressed thoughtfully against his neck. âIâve been meaning to ask you about that.â
âYeah?â
You leaned back so you could see his face, and you held a hand to his cheek. Just as you drew your courage enough to ask him what had been plaguing your mind for weeks now, Beau caught sight of the digital clock on your nightstand.Â
âAw, damn,â he said. âDidnât mean to stay all night again.â
You couldnât help but deflate at that. Withdrawing your hand, your smile faded. He caught the change when he glanced back up at you, and his brows furrowed.Â
âSorry, itâs justâŚCarlaâs bringing my daughter this morning. Iâm taking her out for breakfast before my shift,â he admitted.Â
You nodded at that, though you still hadnât officially met his daughter Emily. Not as his girlfriend at leastâŚbut then again, even after three months, you werenât sure if youâd earned that label.Â
Clearly you hadnât, as Beau wasnât inviting you to breakfast.
He probably just wants to spend some one-on-one time with his daughter, you tried to reason. You knew he didnât get to see her as often as he liked.Â
âIf she likes pancakes, might want to take her to The Belgian. They make a mean three-egg scramble too,â you supplied, giving him a smile as you started to detangle yourself from his embrace.Â
Beau quirked a brow and caught you quick by the wrist. âNot so fast there.â
Your breath caught in your throat when he guided you back down. He clasped your hand to his chest and peered up at your face, raising his brows, searching your gaze.Â
âAm I missing somethinâ here?â he asked.Â
You rose a brow back. Maybe you were feeling a bit petulant. âI donât think so.â
Beau heard your tone loud and clear. His brows furrowed as his thumb drew back and forth over the back of your hand. Then, his eyes brightened with a realization.
âWhat were you trying to tell me just a minute ago?â he asked. Your lips pursed.
âNothing,â you denied, trying to tug your hand out of his. He held firm, but his frown deepened.Â
âFor damn sure, thatâs not your nothing face,â he said. âLevel with me, please?â
The longer you chanced staring into his eyes, the quicker his earnestness got to you. You let out a sigh and relaxed back down in the bed. You laid on your side and squeezed your fingers around his hand.Â
âBeau, I donât want to put any more pressure on you than you already have.â At work, and in other areas of his life, as heâd managed to tell you. Mind you, that had come after weeks and months of letting him know, in whatever ways you could, that his deeper thoughts and worries were safe with you.Â
âBut I have to know,â you said. ââŚWhat are we doing here?â
Beau looked surprised by the question. It took him long enough to answer that you had to assume the worst.
âLook, I understand if youâre not ready for something serious right now,â you said, hating the shake in your voice. âBut, umâŚif thatâs what this is for you, then Iâm not sure I can keep on.â
Beau frowned. âAll right. Hold on.â
Again, he gently tugged you back from pulling away from him. He held your cheek this time, and he was prepared to catch the tears he saw welling up in your eyes.Â
âMaybe I havenât made myself clear. And Iâm sorry, I guess thatâs my fault,â he said. His thumb soothed against your cheek, but it was his smile that gave you hope.Â
âI was operating under the assumption that youâre my girl⌠That all right with you?â he asked with his usual charm, and maybe a bit of cheek.Â
A slow smile tugged at your lips, just as relief began to make you feel lighter.
âIt just might be,â you quipped. That earned you his grin in return.Â
Beau leaned up and drew you into a kiss, slow at first, but quickly gaining in passion. His arms slipped around you again, pulling you onto his chest, then rolling you underneath him. You squealed in surprise at the move.
He caged you between his arms bracing on either side of your head, and his knees trapped your hips. You ran your hands up his bare chest, smiling in approval at the new warmth on his skin.Â
But then you stopped him short of kissing you again as something occurred to you.Â
âYou need to get home,â you reminded him. âEmilyâs going to be waiting for you soon.â
Beau hesitated, brows furrowing because he knew you were right, but he still gave you one more deep kiss.
âSay.â He briefly parted from you. âGot any plans this morning?â
Your smile grew, as warm as your hand on his cheek.Â
âNot really. Itâs a Saturday with me, myself, and I,â you replied. Beau plied you with his lips, once, twice, and then burned a slow, hot path down your neck.Â
âWell, I think itâs high time I introduced my daughter to my girlfriend over a short stack of pancakes,â he said. He then pulled back enough to see your face, and he asked a question with his eyes. âThat is, if sheâs willing.â
Your smile for him was brighter than that golden beam of sunlight, which once again hit you dead in the face and nearly blinded you.Â
But from where Beau was sitting, it just managed to make your eyes shine with every shade of beauty.Â
âShe could be persuaded,â you said. Your smile turned teasing. âSheâs also got a leaky sink that needs fixingâŚand quite honestly, that fridge is starting to scare me.â
Beauâs chuckle shook the bed. âShoulda known that ask would come with a price tag. Free pancakes ainât enough for you?â
When he dipped down for another kiss, you mischievously turned your head so he got your cheek instead.Â
âOh, now youâre playinâ hard to get?â he quipped. âI see how it isâŚâ
You giggled as his body weight playfully threatened to crush you. But you trailed your fingers through his hair and showed him your earnestness this time.Â
âOf course I want to meet your daughter, Beau. I know it hasnât been that long butâŚâ You bit your lip against a deeper confession, though you knew he would find it in your eyes.Â
His face softened, eyes crinkling at the corners with his smile.Â
âHowâs this. After my shift tonight, Iâll start on fixing that wily fridge,â he offered.Â
Your insides warmed like maple syrup, and you twined your arms around his neck.
âMake it tomorrow,â you said. Your eyes twinkled with mischief. âIâve got plans for you tonight.â
AN: Aww, writing this 'lil fic made me all warm and fuzzy. 𼰠Let me know what you think!
(I also have more Soldier Boy imagines coming soon, either next week or this week, if I get impatient lol.)
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