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home is wherever you are tonight

#ugh the soft boyfriend vibes are perfect #mat barzal

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THE TORTURED ASKS DEPARTMENT:

— fortnight: what’s your weather like right now?

— ttpd: have you ever used a typewriter?

— my boy only breaks his favorite toys: favorite toy as a child?

— down bad: do you believe in aliens?

— so long, london: do you know cpr?

— but daddy i love him: do you have a one that got away?

— fresh out the slammer: have you ever been handcuffed?

— florida: do you smell like weed or little babies?

— guilty as sin?: is she guilty for what she’s singing about?

— waolom: what makes you feel most alive?

— i can fix him: are you a fixer?

— loml: which acronym do you use the most?

— i can do it with a broken heart: are you good under pressure?

— the smallest man: how many people have you ghosted?

— the alchemy: did you do well in chemistry in school?

— clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

#send some in!

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↳ MAT BARZAL MEDIA AVAILABILITY | 4.28.24

#this is what you see when you’re tucked between his thighs sucki—— #mat barzal

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This is something I had to share with the greater public

Daddy daughter dances with Andrei

Tell me right now that that man would not love them because he absolutely would just seeing one of his little girls getting all dolled up and going to some school function and when they start dancing he’s holding them in his arms because he’s just too tall. And when they get older still doing some daddy daughter dances and he realizes that not only is his little girl grown up so much BUT they’re next daddy daughter dance would probably be at her wedding

Sort of bittersweet ya know

Alternatively daddy daughter DINNERS with Andrei

He knows that he’s busy a lot of the time and sometimes he doesn’t come home, so he wants to set some special time together which each of his girls, after all those little FaceTime calls are more of a collective ‘all the kids sort of thing’ where everyone is talking over each other and is just complete chaos. And he has to remind them that they’re just as important to him, if not even more so, than hockey

So yeah that’s what’s going to plague my mind all day you have a great rest of your day

🥹😭

literally nothing to add to this it’s perfect and i too will be thinking about it today! big hot hockey men that are girl dads are literally the hottest thing in the world 🤍

#asked and answered #mhafansthings #andrei svechnikov #andrei svechnikov x reader

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

#fairy tales #oh i love this

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↳ MAT BARZAL PREGAME | NYI v. CAR (ROUND 1) | 4.27.24

#this angle is doing the lords work #mat barzal

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Gg my dude I’m gonna go sob over the loss 😂

As for the next game you know the deal

May the odds be never in your favor 🤍

can’t get rid of cockroaches that easy! when the storm dies, the cockroaches will be the last ones standing 💁🏼‍♀️

#asked and answered #mandylove1000

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↳ MAT BARZAL AT INTERMISSION | NYI v. CAR (ROUND 1) | 4.27.24

#he’s so pretty #😍 #mat barzal

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hey

would you ever write for auston matthews?

hi! sorry, but i wouldn’t 😅 i’m not a toronto fan and while i can appreciate his talent, i don’t really find him attractive 🤷🏼‍♀️

#asked and answered #anon

[thewintersoldierdisaster]

https://www.tumblr.com/thewintersoldierdisaster/748786165139849216/youre-a-fucking-bitch-whenever-anyone-has-a?source=share

Why don't you block this miserable hater anon so they won't be able to bother you so much anymore? 🥺

i honestly need to, i should charge my laptop and just do it, but i’m also like so curious as to who hates me this much (low key hoping they’ll slip up and forget to turn on anon 😂)

#asked and answered #anon

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Why are you getting so much hate wtf 😭 you've literally done or said nothing to warrant all that!?

no ideaaaa 😭 i must’ve like killed that anon’s puppy in a past life or something?? like genuinely, me expressing a fairly realistic scenario for the islanders considering the way their season has gone is apparently me disagreeing with opinions and not accepting feedback? it’s literally so stupid! to send anon hate on tumblr in 2024? pls

#asked and answered #anon

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you're a fucking bitch whenever anyone has a different opinion than you and you can't accept any feedback that isn't kissing your ass ☠️

oh my godddd go away!!!! this schtick is getting so old and stupiddddd

#asked and answered #anon

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Gg lovey the end was the LONGEST 4mins of my life as always

May the odds be never in your favor 🤍🤍🤍

The first one was literally me at the end of the game 😂

yeahhhh glad you were only stressed for four minutes this series has taken years off my life 😅

#asked and answered #mandylove1000 #again avs to win it all or a west coast team #don’t want to see any of the east coast teams get the cup sorry not sorry

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you're the most delusional hockey fan ever

you’ve met all hockey fans ever and i’m the most delusional? i’m honored

#asked and answered #anon

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https://www.tumblr.com/thewintersoldierdisaster/748785365137096704/knowing-the-fucking-islanders-theyre-gonna-pull

I’m glad someone said it- because the Islanders thing it up and still losing is possibly the most Islanders thing they could do

this is literally what’s going to happen, that’s would be so fucking representative of how the entire season has gone 🥲

#asked and answered #anon #anyway avs to win it all

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knowing the fucking islanders they’re gonna pull off a win in a matinee game which they historically lose, somehow tie this shit and then lose in seven ☠️

#isles lb

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i made over a dozen bracelets last night but i feel much better today so there’s that 😅

having an absolutely heinous mental health day so i’m gonna go home and just make friendship bracelets and dissociate for a couple of hours ☠️

#personal #also plotted out a very very very self indulgent fic that i’m going to be writing for my upcoming birthday (june)