#that's a guy living a lie

[newgroundstier]

idiot baby kill credit fight

#drift #rodimus #transformers #maccadam #driftrod #kinda. its driftrod by proxy of me being the guy who drew it #mfw i become a casualty of war* and the dudes that killed me start arguing like its the worlds biggest cod lobby #*technically this wasnt a war related conflict but. the species wide kajillion year war is kinda related to. everything these guys do #EDIT: APPARENTLY THIS GUY LIVES LOL mfw i get stabbed thru the head and the dudes that did it argue like its the worlds biggest cod lobby #while i lie on the ground in unbearable pain. then get thrown in jail

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet! #wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong! #ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url! #puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

[eskiinox]

SILLY DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#THE FIRST ONE IS PUDDLE #AND THE SECOND GUY IS SUNSTONE!!! #i love them so much #Nothing Bad Happens To Them Ever #tahsts a lie they actaully experinece so much angst #wof #wof oc #wings of fire #wings of fire oc #LIVE LAUGH PUDDLE #eskiart

[spaciebabie]

im ill.

#spacie scribbles #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #im never drawing anything liek this evra again (lie) #william afton #self ship #purple guy #im so flusteredd AUFGH #FYCK OFF SPDINGTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #thje only reason im posting this is b/c of monnieeee #she lives so free #wanna b like that fr #i like drawing him crazy eyed and stuff #i also love him #if it wasnt. obvious.

[nico-di-genova]

This is probably how it went down, right?

#lestappen #I’m literally living for this you guys #I can’t lie #like it’s comedic #idk if max actually slept in or if he lied #but I don’t care either way because this is the funniest series of events

[oppressed-vs-oppressors]

The police covered up killing this man for as long as they could. If the shooter doesn’t kill you, the police will.

#good guy with a gun #John Hurley #police #cover up #police brutality #gun violence #mass shooting #march for our lives #USA #gun safety #gun control #this is america #mass incarceration #news #why i can never call the cops #police abolition #Colorado #cops #lie

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 54

The Fenton parents have lost custody. Do to unsafe living conditions. Danny ends up being placed in the system. Jazz did not qualify to take him in.

The adults in the realm were not pleased. Offering to house him in the realm. Danny refuses. They demand a monthly check in at minimum.

That went fine until the foster parents handed him over to the GIW. They got a reward and Danny’s existence in their home wiped.

Danny doesn’t want to think about what’s going to happen if he meets check in. The last two had been them telling him they didn’t approve of the home. They were about ready to force him in the realm.

Red hood bust into the government lab the last day he could check in. Danny full on panics obviously Jason thinks it’s because he was locked up. But nope Danny’s worried frostbite, pandora and crew are gonna busy into the human realm to find him.

Now it’s a race to one of Jason’s safe house because if Danny doesn’t pretend to be somewhere safe it’s gonna be bad. Especially if they found out the GIW had him. Add in the experiments and it gets even better. A hoodie could hide the injuries for the check in.

No one believes him when he says he’s fine. That Danny has been crashing there after taking the realms advice and ditching the foster home.

Frostbite tells the two that they’d be doing weekly check ins now. That Danny can’t be trusted and if anything happened that isn’t handled before they find out it will be dire. Dire for the world of the living.

Now Danny is staying with Jason. They have to commit to the bit until the GIW are handled.

It becomes permanent.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Danny was very injured during the check internet #frostbite did not fall for the lies #just used it to his advantage #obviously this guy got Danny out. make him babysit until Danny is safe #Jason know has a child in his safe house #if Danny leaves they’ll catch the lie. #at least he knew the kid wouldn’t be homeless #and with the injuries he wasn’t keen on returning the brat yet #Jason will no live it down when the batfam find out #Danny contacts Jazz right away #could lead to anger management #as much as the Fenton parents love there kids they seem to care about experiments more #they do have food come to life #the whole hunting jazz thing. while not as bad as it was saying they didn’t want to hurt her. she was still hunted #besides Jason and Danny could have such a fun vibe #i like the two’s relationships #pandora likes his vibe #even if he needed to be decontaminated #that could be handled later #Jason’s accidentally child acquisition arch #they commit hard to the bit #no turning around #jason todd

[adhdslugcrimes]

Closed Mind au

Wally, a clown son: do you hate my kind, sir? Did a clown hurt you so bad as a child you have to take it out on a fellow silly little guy?

Bruce: I don't hate clowns.

Wally, looks at Dick:

Dick, shakes his head: he's lying.

Wally, sighs softly: adults normally do, just stop beating my uncle into a pulp and hurt my auntie; uncle Joke was just at the bank to get a loan! A business loan!! You broke an ex and reformed villain's legs for nothing because he was getting a business loan for a clown store!

Bruce: I said I was sorry! You're ten, you just don't understand it yet. *To Dick* and you shouldn't have told him our identities.

Wally: I think I understand breaking a person's legs for nothing is wrong!

Dick: B, we came from the same circus, I tell him everything duh.

Wally:I'm calling Mama (Iris) and auntie Pam. Mr. Pennyworth, can I call my Mama and auntie?

Alfred: of course young master Wallace, this way.

Dick, smiling big: oooo you're in trouble now, B!

Bruce, scoff: please, I'm not scared.

Wally, in the next room: FEAR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SIR!

Baby Jason: ‘hats goin’ on?

Dick: B messed up big time little wing.

Baby Jason: ooooo yous in t’ouble!

Bruce: you corrupted him.

Dick: I saved him, I don't need two of you running around hurting people for no reason.

#wally west #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #closed Mind au #wally was a son of a clown and so the gay clowns adopted him once again #joker is actually just a silly little guy who is just besties with Harley #they just did silly crimes at most traumatic but mostly it just silly bank robberies and stuff #also maybe the death of rudy but that's not able to be proven #mama iris and pam set that man straight #Dick and wally live by circus code #they got loyalty like no other #lie detector meta! Dick #birdflash #batfam #big brother dick saving his sibs from being Bruce

[ravenbrookz]

Finch X Maritza, always saw them together in most media so why the hell not?

request finished! i actually had a lot of fun drawing this lol! i never considered finch x maritsa as a ship but after some much afterthought.. i thought it was REALLY adorable! i picture finch as this kinda mean girl who has a REALLY bad crush on maritsa lol

also first time drawing finch! shes so awesome, had a bit of trouble giving her unique eyes but i think i did well making it fit her!

#asks #art requests #my art #maritsa esposito #finch #hello neighbor #welcome to raven brooks #wtrb #a bit messier than my usual doodles... sorry if it kinda bothers u guys! #doodle page madness #maritza esposito #APPARENTLY ITS MARITZA? #im living a lie

[chiquilines]

I really wish i gave a shit about anyone other than them, but i dont

#my absolute beloveds #can't believe there was a time in my life i didnt draw them #been living in my head rent free for years now #i cant lie guys i rly couldnt be fucked with the colouring on this one #anyways have this my starving bretheren i must leave #i have a tutoring sesh tomorrow #in which i am the tutor🤠 #pray for me guys idk how to teach #i do love the polarity of my two sides #one one hand enough of a stem kid to warrant a tutoring gig #on the other hand #lesbian appreciation art blog #the duality of man #togachako #toga x uraraka #ochako uraraka #toga himiko #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[natkinslight]

I have thoroughly disappointed so many people at once with this. I think it's a personal record :D

#smurf cat #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #death note #we live we love we lie #live laugh love #ermmmm #dont hurt me for this plz #im just a little guy

[b-dwolf]

for personal reasons i am not believing a word that loser says and going to continue to live my best life in a world where loki and mobius are in love thank you <3

#loki the series #loki series #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #lokius #sorry but i cant be queerbaited if i refuse to admit it #gonna live my best life #and wait for their gay emotional reunion in deadpool 3 #also #people lie in interviews all the time #like this is reminding me of when wills actor in stranger things did an interview saying will isnt gay #and now look where we are #also fuck that guy #not naming him for obvious reasons #anyway #lokius endgame!

[s1llycilantro]

why does it feel like the only people who actually understand Kai's personality end up being autistic people. Saw someone say he's cold and overly serious. I'm sorry?? are we talking about the same character?? The guy who forced Joe to call him Mr. Kebab?? The same dude whohad major beef with Alice over a fucking necklace??? Who chased Reko to tell her ghost stories?? Fuck in the manga he's such a little dweeb constantly.

Just because he's monotone and, I will die on this hill, has MANY autistic traits and or symptoms it doesn't mean he's this cool calm collected dude with his life together. This sounds like utter gibberish but all I wanted to do today was happily scroll through the Kai Satou tag and was slapped in the face with mischaracterization every now and again. To quote Nao he is simply silly and cute. And heavily burdened by the sins of his family as well as his own. But that's another story

#Kai Satou #your turn to shine #yttd #joe tazuna #nao egokoro #sara chidouin #reko yabusame #alice yabusame #yttd kai #I'm so normal about him (lie) #I have so many opinions and thoughts on his character #why do so many ppl fail to understand him he's like the guy ever #also yes i did see someone say kai had his life put together and just stared at it for a bit because HOW #motherfucker vehemently lived by serving other people he has no sense of self worth/value #and is terrified of letting himself get close to good people out of fear that he'll hurt them #and that SUCKS because that's EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED ☹️ #i could go more in depth but i'm thinking so many thoughts abt the satou family #theyre so tragic

[mymainwastoocluttered]

So, either this is a fucking lie...

... or Lilia himself can't tank his food, and I don't know which one is funnier

#that's a lie‚ I know the second option is funnier #this guy is a powerful war general who has lived thousands of hundreds of years and has probably been cooking for so long #and he gets tummy aches because of his terrible food #the range of this man #twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge

[klance-brainrot]

klancing all things end by hozier

tw: angst, mcd, klance on-off relationship

They know they will break up again and then get back together and then break up again because they just don't work together but they can't live without one another.

Their personalities clash too severely for it to work permanently.

"The last time I felt your weight on my chest, you said: we didn't get it right, but love, we did our best"

this is them knowing they are going to break up again soon because they can't be together for more than a month and they both feel the end nearing. This is the calm before the storm, this is the night before another big fight, this is the cuddle before the argument.

"Just knowing that everything will end and we should not change our plan when we begin again"

this is them talking about their next try at a relationship and how, even though it never works, they would never change anything about their fucked up relationship attempts because at least they can be together that way.

"All that we intend is built on sand"

when starting new they both already know it's going to fail again. it's a fragile peace, it's all built on sand, it can be swept away by a single wave.

"If there was anyone to ever get through this life with their heart still intact, they didn't to it right"

this is Lance standing over Keith's grave and thinking about all they could've been and all they could've done together if it had worked. But it didn't work out. They tried so often but it never worked out, but Lance knows he doesn't regret a thing, he would've tried over and over and over again for those moments where it does work.

Until it doesn't.

Since he knows Keith, he knows, he didn't regret a thing either. Keith too would've tried over and over and over again just for those few moments of peace in between.

Their friends and family had tried countless times to tell them that it wouldn't work - it wouldn't work this time and it wouldn't work the next time they tried, but they never listened. For a while they tried to keep their distance from each other, but both of them were doing so bad during it. Lance was barely eating and ended up in the ER. Keith thought he was the only one suffering that badly but once Shiro let it slip that Lance was in the hospital he couldn't do it anymore and he came back. They always came back to each other. They cant live without each other.

"I have never known a silence like the one fallen here, never watched my future darken in a single tear"

this is the first time they broke up. They really thought it would work but their personalities and traumas and behavioral tendencies just work against each other unfortunately. Keith thought it was fixable, he would try everything, but one fight had gone too far and Lance breaks up with him. He sheds one single tear while doing it but remains otherwise neutral and says that it's probably better form him to take some time for himself. Keith is numb from shock and can't really say anthing, nothing that'd help Lance stay. So he watches the single tear fall and he watches him leave. For the first time. He will watch him leave over and over and over again.

"I know we want this to go easy by being someone's fault, but we've come long enough to know this isn't what we want"

this is their 5th breakup. They've done this before. They know how this goes. They get back together, they are good together for a few weeks until everything goes down the drain again. Most of the time there isn't even a trigger really. It's just a few fights too many and a few unfortunate things said that hurt bad. Too bad.

Lance says this when he's about to leave again - they both know it's both of their fault and at the same time it's noones fault.

Because that's who they are.

Keith with his parental trauma and need to distance himself from the ones he loves, and Lance with his fear of abandonment and being the second choice. He grew up in a happy family and can't deal with Keith's traumas forever. He needs to put himself first and he can't do that while being with Keith. But he can't live without him either.

They can't live without each other.

thank you @justdissimp for the beta and @numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit for the encouragement <3

#they can't live without each other guys. #soooo normal about them (lie) #Also sorry for the pain I don't know where that came from #tbh I normally don't read angst and I would not touch mcd with a 3m pole but. #I've been brainrotting to hozier and this had to get out #sorry to the discord server for the surprise angst LMAO #voltron #klance #fanfic #klance fic #klance fanfic #klangst #kangst #langst #keith kogane #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #og brainrotting

[cat-soda]

is any piece of media really complete without a pair of twins that are actively being tormented by the narrative?

#paradox live #link click #tsubasa reservoir chronicles #tokyo babylon #evillious chronicles #CLAMP #disregarding that two of the projects pictured above are by CLAMP #summary by me #cozmez: KANATA WAS SO FAR IN DENIAL ABOUT NAYUTA'S DEATH THAT HIS ILLUSION INCL HIS DEAD FUCKING BROTHER. #GRANTED. NAYUTA'S A LITTLE LESS DEAD THAN WE WERE EXPECTING BUT THAT'S STILL FUCKING SAD. #li tianchen & li tianxi: these kids make me so sad. xixi i'm so sorry babygirl. #fai & yuui: LITERALLY NOT CURSED TWINS AND YET????? #hokuto & subaru: THE GUY HE LIKED BROKE HIS HEART THEN BROKE HIS ARM AND THEN ALSO KILLED HIS SISTER. WHAT THE FUCK. #rillian & allen: okay it's literally not her fault that she got possessed by pride SHE WAS LIKE. SIX. #also don't lie to me i know we all cried at the end of regret message okay. if we're reborn let's play together again headass. #i almost used a prsk screenshot for r&a... glad i didn't have to resort to such desperate measures...... #pl