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Also, teaching him how to cook!

(I say, even though I'm the type of person who hates to share the kitchen while I'm in there)

(also, if I'm not mistaken, both Leech brothers work in the kitchen sometimes, so it's not only that local boy with a restaurant owning mom only knows how to make an omelette but also his two besties that might come from a mafia famiglia can cook better than him)

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA

SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE'S "AZUL COOKS A GOURMET MEAL" HC. HE CANNOT COOK THAT GOOD.

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#twisted wonderland #enquetes de bellee #mentally strongest is Yuu of course #have you seen the shit she has gone through?

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I did TWO 10 pulls and somehow I didn't even get Epel's event card, like??? The fuck, Disney??? I know y'all hate us but you used to at least pretend not to

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee

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Yuu: Malleus, have you ever been worried about being beheaded after your kingdom crumbles in the face of the righteous fury of the lower classes after they come together to rebel against the cruel system that keeps them miserable in favor of the rich leeches that are the nobles?

Malleus: What–

Yuu: Leona, same question.

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Your masterlist doesn’t work😭

*long sigh of continuous suffering*

Believe me, I tried to fix it, but somehow, Tumblr mobile hates me in particular... Thanks for telling me, anyway! Worst comes to worst, I'll delete it all and remake it from scratch.

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Your masterlist doesn’t work😭

*long sigh of continuous suffering*

Believe me, I tried to fix it, but somehow, Tumblr mobile hates me in particular... Thanks for telling me, anyway! Worst comes to worst, I'll delete it all and remake it from scratch.

#answering answering #fuckin tumblr

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Yuu: I don't need a boyfriend, I need money, food and Crowley's head on a pike

Lilia: Does it need to be in that order?

Yuu: Not necessarily.

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee #fem yuu #lilia vanrouge

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Yuu: No offense, Silver, but once I'm out of this dream, I'm going to snap Malleus' horns off and stab them into his kidneys

Silver: Wha–

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee #twst book 7 #Malleus is testing my patience and I'm tired of pretending he isn't #goddamn lizard

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Yuu: Malleus, have you ever been worried about being beheaded after your kingdom crumbles in the face of the righteous fury of the lower classes after they come together to rebel against the cruel system that keeps them miserable in favor of the rich leeches that are the nobles?

Malleus: What–

Yuu: Leona, same question.

#Spotify

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Yuu: So, the people staged a rebellion, and called for the execution of the royals. To make the execution more humane than manual beheading, the guillotine was invented—though, fun fact: despite being the most known and iconic, the French guillotine wasn't the first mechanism created for decapitation, it is only the most effective—anyway, they killed the royals and their heads held triumphantly for the public to see–

The boys: Stop stop stop what–

Yuu:... I mean, I thought you guys knew how beheadings worked? With the Heart Queen and all... Though, I guess she was more a fan of manual beheading? *Gasp* Do you think she died beheaded? Like Robespierre, who was very enthusiastic about sending people to the guillotine, and then died by it?

Yuu: Malleus, have you ever been worried about being beheaded after your kingdom crumbles in the face of the righteous fury of the lower classes after they come together to rebel against the cruel system that keeps them miserable in favor of the rich leeches that are the nobles?

Malleus: What–

Yuu: Leona, same question.

#what no the guillotine wasn't one of my special interests growing up #it's not like my ADHD hyperfocused on them after listening to The Scarlet Pimpernel #anyway Yuu being blissfully off-putting is my jam

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Kkkkkskkskskssk Leona boylixo??? 👀👀

Vamos resolver isso de uma vez por todas

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Vamos resolver isso de uma vez por todas

#twisted wonderland #enquetes de bellee #aqui é br porra #leona kingscholar

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Leona tem cara que deixa a tampa da privada levantada

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee #aqui é br porra #leona kingscholar

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Favor não comer a "casca" do panetone, os únicos nutrientes que você vai achar ali são os do câncer de estômago.

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How to wake up Brazilian Yuu from a sleeping spell:

Hide one of the tupperware lids

Tell her Crowley lost said tupperware lid

Watch as she wakes up with a chinela on hand

Note: You might want to hide Crowley until she finds the lid. Or not.

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee #aqui é br porra #fem yuu

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At this point, I don't care if Yuu overblots or not, I just want them to go absolutely fuckin apeshit and use "overblot" as an excuse for impunity after.

#twisted wonderland #devaneios de bellee #let yuu go feral and bite off Crowley's face with extreme prejudice