#source: two broke girls

[literaryavenger]

Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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[waterfire1848]

Jason: Tim, no! It’s too dangerous for you to go out there.

Damian: He’s right. Todd, go with him.

#incorrect quotes #source: two broke girls #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batfam #Batfamily

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: What’s that?

Caitlyn: A birthday card for my mom.

Vi: Aww let me read it... "get better soon" ... I thought you said it was a birthday card?

Caitlyn: It is. I feel like it's the most appropriate one for our relationship.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Jimmy: I should be mad, but I’m mildly attracted to you right now.

Scott: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad.

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I should be mad, but I’m mildly attracted to you right now.

Xena: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad.

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[unicornblossom13]

[Threatening the Villains]

Pythor: You wouldn’t be that cruel.

Jay: Relax, we could never be that cruel.

Cole: But Kai sure could.

Kai [walking in]: Well, well, well!

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[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: I am such a bad judge of character

Bill: Of course you are, I'm your best friend

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[incorrect-wandanat]

Nat: Are you okay?

Wanda: I think so.

Nat: You said you were hurt.

Wanda: I meant emotionally.

Nat: I came here for feelings?

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[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Toga: Come over and say hello.

Dabi: Do I have to? Can’t I just stand here and judge from afar?

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[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Leona: I should be mad, but I’m mildly attracted to you right now.

Diana: Just mildly? Hey. Now I’m getting mad.

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[montgomerydadbodyscotty]

Spock: Is this where I am supposed to feel sorry for you? Bones: I mean, I don't want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would. Spock: I am dead inside. Bones: You make that pretty obvious.

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[literaryavenger]

John Walker to Y/N: You know, you and I would be good together. Sam: *Instantly holds Bucky back.* Bucky: *Glares at Walker but knows Y/N can take care of herself.* Y/N: *Makes a disgusted face.* Walker, defensively: Just putting it out there. Y/N: Just put it back in there.

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[waterfire1848]

Korra: I mean at your age-

Asami: Be careful now. Don’t be too dead to still be the Avatar.

Lin: Exactly how old do you think I am?

Korra: Well-

Asami: If you open your mouth and say an age, any age, there’s no coming back from that.

#incorrect quotes #source: two broke girls #korra #asami #lin beifong #korrasami

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: I mean at your age-

Caitlyn: Be careful now. Don’t be too dead to still be my Enforcer.

Cassandra: Exactly how old do you think I am?

Vi: Well-

Caitlyn: If you open your mouth and say an age, any age, there’s no coming back from that.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel, to Jimmy: When in doubt, I'm always mocking you.

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[0dde11eth]

The three pups are hiding from jaskier in the kitchen, getting a yule present all wrapped up

Jaskier walks in and goes "I'd ask what you guys are doing but it'll never top what I imagin you guys doing in here"

#my nonsense #jaskier #source: two broke girls #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #another day in kaer morhen #lambert #eskel