#kaer morons

[deannamb]

The pups are growing up..

#kaer morons #the witcher #geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel #the witcher fanart #geralt lambert eskel #teen wolves #gerlat fanart #lamber fanart #eskel fanart #the witcher art #my art

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

The wolf witchers definitely tackle each other whenever they meet up.

Geralt and Jaskier come across signs of someone else's camp, and Geralt tears off to go knock Eskel to the ground and rub dirt in his hair.

The next year, Geralt dismounts Roach out of nowhere, tells Jaskier to take Roach, and walk at least 6 steps to the left. Just in time for Lambert to come running up on his horse, jump off mid-gallop, and belly flop right on top of Geralt

#kaer morons #based on real events #the witcher #witcher eskel #lambert witcher #geralt of rivia

[lassieposting]

Okay but since Jaskier is like. Famous™ does that mean that, for the other Witchers, hearing his songs covered in various taverns by various bards is the equivalent of looking at Geralt's facebook feed to see what he's been up to lately

Like. Geralt comes home after The Mountain™ and Eskel, who's spent the last month reluctantly humming the new earworm Burn Butcher Burn, is on him before he even gets his cloak off like WHAT. DID. YOU. DO while Lambert and Coen laugh their asses off in the corner because Geralt got Taylor Swifted so hard his entire family found out about it before he did

#the witcher #kaer morons #geraskier

[hannibard]

I always find it funny when Kaer Morhen witchers call each other wolf. It's like calling your sibling by your shared last name.

#i should try doing that to my sister #or my dad #to see their reactions #twn #the witcher #text #geralt of rivia #eskel #lambert #vesemir #coen #i think he's a wolf witcher in the show instead of a griffin right? #wolf witchers #kaer morhen #kaer morons #who ever made this tag deserves an award #the witcher season 2 #the witcher 3 #wild hunt #crispy

[0dde11eth]

Geralt walking towards the great hall, through the doorway he sees jaskier flying through the air

His heart stops and then speeds up to near human speed

Then he sees jaskier running back from the direction he flew

Then flying through the air again

Lambert and eskel are enjoying throwing him into a pile of cushions and jaskier keeps running back for more

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #kaer morons #lambert #eskel #eskel and lambert shenanigans #jaskier and lambert the chaotic duo #bard in kaer morhen #another day in kaer morhen #aard the bard

[helpfulhellhounds]

first year on the path | thought it would be heartbreaking fun to paint the kaer morhen wolves when they were baby witchers!

featuring: a single moment where geralt is on the path for the first time, eskel has a couple years of witchering experience, and lambert is still a kid at kaer morhen (he misses his bros).

#they all miss each other :') #kaer morons #mixed game and show references #geralt #lambert #eskel #pre-scars eskel #geralt of rivia #witcher #the witcher #witcher fanart #the witcher fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #my art #mine. #wolf school #kaer morhen #netflix...let me make a witcher animation prequel I'm begging y'all

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geralt #the witcher netflix #witcher #dandelion #julian alfred pankratz #vesemir #papa vesemir #eskel #lambert #witcher aiden #kaer morons

[artistsfuneral]

Lets play Bingo! Draw, Write or Read with me!!

#the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #witcher #geraskier #lambden #laiden #kaer morons #kaer morhen #jaskier #geralt #geralt of rivia

[darkverrmin]

*Spending the winter at Kaer Morhen*

Geralt: Next time you spend the night drinking with Jaskier, please remember he drinks like a human, not like a witcher.

Lambert: Oh c'mon, he wasn't that shitfaced.

Geralt: Last night he came back to our room, absolutely smashed. He got undressed and then he just stood there.

Geralt: I asked him if he's coming to bed. He stared at me and replied "No, thank you, I'm sure you're lovely, but I have a husband".

Geralt: And then he went to sleep on the floor

#the witcher #jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #witcher #geralt x jaskier #geralt/jaskier #witcher netflix #geralt the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #kaer morhen #the witchers of kaer morhen #kaer morons

[islenthatur]

So we all know the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers like dnd players and dice, how could he not!? And we all know that the ones where Witchers collect Jaskiers friendship too.

But honestly, I just want a fic where the Witchers mounts and lil bleater just collect the noisy-colourful-being-withsnacks...

Animals are smart okay, the horses talk to eachother because how else would they get civilised conversation and of course they'd brag about who carried the heaviest for longest, how many times their stupid people got hurt...

Roach starts off complaining about the noisy-being that followed them one day that just never stopped making noises or trying to pet her. The years pass and the complaints turn into fondess and she comes home more full and cared for than she had in a long time and her witcher does too.

The others, Scorpion, horse, lil bleater all want to meet the human, try to ease their own witchers burdens and just... does.

Jaskier is away from geralt for a competition, and suddenly, he has a very insistent goat bleating at him, pushing him off the road towards Eskel who was injured.

It just goes on from there... Lambert's mount Horse finds him, lips at the pants roach knew held sugar cubes and both Lambert and Jaskier stare at eachother awkwardly while he feeds horse the cubes.

Word travels between the mounts, a hawk that was a familiar to a Griffin flys down and rests on Jaskiers lute while playing, scaring the fuck out of him but shows him to another injured witcher.

Then the mountain happens

Roach loses her horse mind in anger at her Witcher, there would be no more soft songs, no more flowers in her main or apples, her Noisy-foal gone...

The animals revolt, it's a hard season for all witchers and when Geralt gets back after Cintra and Jaskier is with him the animals just go absolutely ballistic in joy and surround him

All the witchers are just watching with the most adorable wtf faces ever.

#roach loves jaskier #the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #geralt of rivia #jaskier #jaskier/geralt #lil bleater #kaer morons #eskel #lambert #the witchers love jaskier #witcher animals love jaskier #the witcher fandom #fanfiction #geraskier

[fandom-junk-drawer]

Jaskier upon walking into Kaer Morhen's Great Hall and seeing that it is officially Gray Sweatpants Season!

#the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #the witcher memes #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #eskel #coen #aiden #lambert #vesemir #kaer morons

[deannamb]

Oh

#kaer morons #teen wolves #geralt of rivia #lambert #eskel #geralt lambert eskel #the withcer #the witcher fanart #the witcher art #geralt fanart #lambert fanart #eskel fanart #my art

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

As we all know, craftsmen and specialists tend to be very superstitious. (If you don't believe, tell an ER nurse that business seems to be sl*w)

Geralt has a couple of superstitions. He believes that the best materials for his armor and weapons are the ones that have already been used for that purpose. And that if he has something from the people he cares about, he'll see them again (and vice-versa)

His brothers know about this and tease him about it (as is the way of all siblings), but they give him pieces of worn armor to rewrap his sword handle and the like.

Yen thinks the habit is silly but ultimately harmless and lets him pick something of hers to reuse more often than not.

Ciri is elated when he gives her a quilt made out of old shirts from their friends and family or turns her old shoes into gear for Roach.

Now Geralt knows that if he asked, Jaskier would give him any of his old stuff. He knows if he explained why, Jaskier would throw practically anything he ever used at him.

But the confused looks when he can't find something are part of the fun

#witcher 3 #the witcher #geralt of rivia #kaer morons #yennefer of vengerberg #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #jaskier the witcher #jaskier

[lassieposting]

Jaskier is fucking appalled by the animal-naming habits of every single witcher within three (3) days of arriving at Kaer Morhen

This is a man who named each individual mouse in his prison cell. And now he finds that it's not just Geralt, who keeps buying chestnut mares and naming them all Roach like some kind of imagination-deficient walking time loop.

It's Lambert, the absolute cretin, who always names his poor animal Horse, as though it needs a fucking reminder, because "it's a fucking horse, songbird, it doesn't need a fucking name".

It's Vesemir, who's spent at least Geralt's entire lifetime leaving his horses with whatever name they had when he bought them, even when it's entirely inappropriate for a witcher's mount. Geralt remembers learning to ride on Vesemir's big black gelding Samson, which is not terrible as horse names go, he supposes. But Samson was succeeded by Dame Bubbles III, who was named by her previous owner's eight-year-old daughter, and even Vesemir himself can't keep a straight face at the memory.

It's Coën, who's always named his horses after food, which seems terribly mean. Rump-Steak is actually very sweet, nipping habit aside.

And then Eskel comes home, right as Jaskier is comforting poor Rump-Steak ("Never mind, dear boy, my parents named me Julian and I turned out alright") and finally, here is a man with some sense. Lil Bleater is not the most creative of names, but Eskel picked it himself, and his horse has a suitably witchery intimidating name even if he's a sweet soft boy who gets bullied by Miss Roachie. Someone around here has a brain cell - thank heavens!

(This is a very wrong-footing introduction for Eskel. He's not used to having strange men drowning in Geralt's fluffiest fur-lined cloak stalk up to him before he's even got in the door, addressing him by name and demanding to know what he calls his horse. But he's delighted to be pronounced "the only one around here with some bloody sense", asks Geralt, "Is this your bard?" and promptly explodes laughing at the thought of Geralt getting henpecked every time he names a new Roach for twenty fucking years)

#the witcher #kaer morons #geraskier #jaskier #the witcher headcanons #netflix witcher #eskel is alive because i said so

[loosketches]

Aiden and Lambert against the wyvern! (Or Lambert coming to save Aiden's ass! And how I see them meeting for the first time! ) Been working on this illustration for a few days and I'm quite happy to be done with it! Definetly learned a lot about light during the process! Thanks to my friends and roomates for their feedbacks!!

small preview of the sketch below!

#concept art #artwork #ttrpg art #character concept #the witcher 3 #the witcher #sketches #aiden the witcher 3 #aiden the witcher #aiden witcher #aiden x lambert #kaer morons #kaer morhen #the witcher fanart #lambert the witcher #lambert x aiden #eskel #vesemir #geralt #witcher fanart #the witcher headcanon #witcher headcanon #small art account #small artist #small business #fun

[0dde11eth]

Eskel: Does the bard know you like him?

Geralt: I don't know, I've ignored him, I've been mean to him. What else can I do?

Eskel: Sounds like you've tried everything

Geralt: Thank you!

#my nonsense #geralt #geraskier #eskel #another day in kaer morhen #kaer morons #how to woo a bard