Joey's shirt is the real hero here! The sleeves are holding up to his arms like champs, and that loose, open collar...
Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.
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Plot twist, Yennefer made him put his head out the window and scream so they could get through traffic faster!
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Yen: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Geralt: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Yen: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Geralt: but I heard a siren.
Yen: That was Jaskier screaming.
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@0dde11eth
Jaskier just 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 the whole time!
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Yen: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Geralt: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Yen: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Geralt: but I heard a siren.
Yen: That was Jaskier screaming.
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Yennefer: treat Jaskier better or we're done 😤
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I would have passed out from laughing!
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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The Wink and The ARMS
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*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him
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*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him
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They didn't toss them that hard. Stop being dramatic!
people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier
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Love Henry and will miss him, but I'm staying for Joey Batey!
Personally, I'm the last one tbh
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Geralt: You got lost coming up to our hotel room?
Jaskier: Everywhere looks the same!
Geralt: you gotta learn to track better. Learn to Notice the subtle differences, like the numbers on the doors
Jaskier: -_-
Geralt: you're lucky you're pretty
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Nothing wrong with sucking as long as you watch you teeth
I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck
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Ooh, that's nice!
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It could be either one, I suppose. OP didn't specify and is deactivated...
I guess it's open to interpretation!
You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?
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Idol? Er, I thought it meant icon as in the little picture that shows up next to my blog name 🤣.
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You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?
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