When Junjie brings Eli to a cave full of spiders to teach him Slug Fu:
Eli: Whoa! Whoa! I can't do this yet!
Junjie: Everyone knows that the best way to learn is under intense, life-threatening pressure!
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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.
[Miles lowers his head]
Miguel: Erratic.
[Pavitr whistles]
Miguel: Unreliable.
[Hobie rolls his eyes]
Miguel: Down right sloppy.
[Gwen arches her eyebrow]
Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.
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Y/N: what do you mean I'm an anomaly?!
Gwen: not to me! only in the eyes of Miguel. Y-you're not technically meant to exist. Your grandpa and grandma were never meant to meet.
Y/N: but they did. Spider-Man and MJ met and stayed together.
Gwen: just because you're an anomaly to Miguel doesn't mean you are to me. I love you Y/N.
Y/N: and I love you. Maybe all I need is one world where we can be together.
Gwen: why not this one?
The two share a little kiss...
for @deafeningsharkslimeempath
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Ben Reilly: Oh, hey, Miguel. Did you find the report I put on the table.
Miguel O'Hara: Yeah, I did. Nice work finding it.
Ben Reily: Thanks, dad.
Spider Society: .......
Ben Reily: Why is everyone staring at me?
Margo Kess: You just called Miguel "dad." You said "thanks, dad".
Ben Reily: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks, man."
Miguel O'Hara: Do you see me as a father figure, Ben?
Ben Reily: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me
Jessica Drew: Hey, show your father some respect!
Ben Reily: I didn't call him dad.
Miguel O'Hara: No, no, no, Ben. I take it as a compliment.
Miles Morales: It's not a big deal. I called Gwen "mom" once, and she's my girlfriend.
Ben Reily: Guys, jump on that! Miles has psycho-sexual issues!
Margo Kess: Old news. But you calling Miguel "daddy"...
Ben Reily: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Hobie Brown: But you did call him dad, Ben.
Ben Reily: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Hobie Brown: Okay, I was lying about the hold up, but the daddy thing happened.
Ben Reily: Aha! He admitted the mission was a set up! All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Miguel O'Hara: I believe you...
Ben Reily: Thank you.
Miguel O'Hara: Son
Ben Reily: ....
Miguel O'Hara: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Ben Reily: .....
Ben Reily: I'd like that.
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In the first episode:
Kord: All right, time to slug it out, just like I taught you.
Eli: When did you teach me that?
Kord: I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building.
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