#sorry for the quality lmao-

[zikadraws]

Saw something about a crack AU where Doug takes over the DD realms and screws everyone over. You think you could dive a little deeper into that idea? It seems very interesting to me! (I'm slightly scared bc no anon but I've been meaning to ask you thangs-)

Oh yeah this one ! Haha that was mostly a joke, but there's no arm in extrapolating a bit.

Long story short after Bierce gets the complete ring and proceed to go mad with power, she's too absorbed to notice that Doug is currently screwing her over (he already secured his wish or he gave her a fake ring or smthg) and Malak is too busy dealing with Bierce to stop him.

So he makes his wish with the ring and manages to slingshot Tammy and Elise back to life (and in his hospital room), but by doing so the ring's power flows through him and he basically absorbs the ring's power, which a) makes the ring now useless and b) makes him the bearer of Malak's might, so now he's as powerful as him and better even, if they kill him Malak might lose all his power -since Doug has absorbed the souls and if he dies, they die too, this time not to leave anything. (I know that's a stretch but whatevs.)

Moreover, the souls trapped in the ring see there an opportunity to get revenge on their tormentors and side with him, giving him tips on how Malak does what he does. Like a speedrun tutorial and personal advice council.

Upon realising what happened, the monsters and Malak (and Bierce but let's consider she's dead by then) pretty much lose it and chaos ensues, everyone either wants to call it quits, brutally murder him or thread carefully, and it gives Doug some room to figure how to restrain them.

And once Doug is done doing that and be relatively safe, it is now up to him to do whatever he wants with them following either his might or the past victims's scornful requests ; be it trapping Malak in an item forever or dissolving him, giving the mascots a braaand new program/makeover, changing the twisted bear family into actual plushies, or pretty much whatever the hell he pleases ;

with or without the additional unforeseen side effects from either the spiteful monsters who would gladly kill him at the slightest drop of magic restraint ; or from the other demons, who of course notice the change, and who make a pleasure out of starting business with the peculiar overpowered mortal, or to force a deal out of Malak against helping him regain control over his realm...

Basically it's a very awkward scenario and Doug is first pretty hesitant but then eventually goes "Screw it" and mad with power. It can't possibly go well, in any form or manner.

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Aaand that's globally the pitch. I'm personally not planning to do anything with it, but if you want to have fun with this concept, be my guest ! :D

It's not the AUs that lack~ 🤗🤗🤗

#answered ask #dark deception #doug houser #malak #bierce #dark deception agatha #joy joy gang #gold watchers #reaper nurse #dark deception mama bear #murder monkey #dread ducky #clown gremlin #sorry for the quality lmao- #click for quality #dark deception au #crack au

[paperlignes]

What We Do in The Shadows | Season 5, Episode 3 Trailer – Pride Parade 

Nandor jealousy arc! Let's fucking goooooo

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits season 5 #nandor the relentless #laszlo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #harvey guillén #kayvan novak #matt berry #im so fucking excited ommgggg #nandermo #the video quality of the promo is shit im so sorry #but i love this promo lmao

[harritudur]

... a certain sense of urgency 🔥⚔️🍊

#first time making a gif/animation #sorry for the bad quality lmao but i kind of like it #zonami #roronoa zoro #one piece nami #zoro x nami #one piece fanart #one piece #MY ART

[jjlr101]

Scout sketches yay

#can you tell I got tired by the end lmao #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #scout fanart #tf2 scout fanart #this boy has owned my heart since I was like 9 :c #also my camera is shit I'm sorry for the quality #I started using blue pencil for sketches just because the red comes out so weird D: #my art #fanart

[robotsandramblings]

i love this little blink-and-you-miss-it moment when Crosshair misses his shot on the commando (due to his shaking hands, i'm guessing) and looks at his hand and kinda shakes it out/clenches it in frustration.

#crosshair #the bad batch #star wars #bad batch spoilers #R&Rgif #sorry for the shitty gif quality lmao

[localpizza-bot]

I may have enjoyed the turtle movie

#I’m in a drive thru at burger king #Exclusively rehashing dead memes that meeeee #Also rip the quality again bc I still can’t upload the image directly to tumblr lmao #Uhhhh I don’t think I need to tag spoilers cause it’s not butttt just in case #Tmnt #Tmntmm #Mutant Mayhem #this is so lazy on so many levels I’m sorry #Why do I stay up till 6 am doing things #Also can you tell I have never drawn a turtle before #Tmnt spoilers #Mutant Mayhem spoilers

[iero]

src. (taken from IG live) 

#gerard way #gerard #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr tour 2022 #my edit #OK. Just kidding. One last one! #Sorry about the quality. It's giving found footage LMAO. #NOW I'm gonna try to go to bed. GOODNIGHT.

[chiosblog]

Nico sorry to tell ya but you're the definition of resentful gay boyfriend

I can recognize one when i see it

#i had to sit through you getting all worked up about your ex best friend for an hour #i know what you are #he is still very much pissed even after 8 years lol #if rivalry last more than 8 years you are not enemies you are lovers #lmao #brocedes #sorry for the bad quality photo l forgot to take a better one lol #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #these probably closeted bisexual people🙄 #he is actually quite 💦 looking you know #f1 #formula 1

[vannysgirl]

i don't usually post my art on tumblr but i wanted to try! here is some vanessa fanart i've done in the last couple of months hehehe

my art account is @catumyau on Instagram (or twitter, but my main is instagram)

#i think about the halo scene every day tbh #i gotta be honest with you guys the second one was absolutely inspired by juddy hopps #lmao #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #fnaf #elizabeth lail #fanart #fnaf fanart #vanessa fnaf #vanessa fnaf fanart #vanessa shelly fanart #fnaf movie fanart #also sorry for the poor quality #OH AND also i change my username

[slowburncowboy]

This is labru to me

#labru #dungeon meshi #dm #lmao sorry its so low quality i couldnt find a nice version #laois touden

[tobythetrashyartist]

this came to me in a dream like a month ago ksjsksk

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #kageyama shigeo #mob #hanazawa teruki #terumob #im scheduling if the quality gets butchered I'm so sorry lmao

[rwsdarw]

Always thought Gabe had an intrinsic hatred of black cats and ladybugs

#miraculous fanart #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #gabriel agreste #adrien agreste #chat noir #plagg #miraculous plagg #cat #euthanasia #idk if I should tag that lmao #i love animals #this isn’t great quality sorry #i tried #not my best post #tumblr ruined the quality #might delete later

[ihatebrainstorm]

[Music Lessons]

Ignore me mashing G1 Magnus and IDW Magnus's designs together

#Also sorry no colours again #Enjoy my lowest quality Drift doodles #Also Cyclonus's floating torso lmao #mtmte spoilers #transformers #mtmte #transformers fanart #frootertooter archive #maccadam #maccadams #tf idw #more than meets the eye #ultra magnus #tailgate #cyclonus #drift

[a-metal-jelly-bean]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS THING WAS MADE FOR EDGEWORTH

#sorry for the shit quality lmao #idk who made this i hate my life #narumitsu wedding attire<3 #this has been lying in my phone for a bit i completely forgot about it #wrightworth #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #ace attorney #narumitsu

[artwinx]

and they were best friends since childhood...

so, guys chose days ago for 40s stevebucky so here it goes...

my commissions are still open and you can support me on ko-fi

#sorry for the bad quality idk what's happening with me lately #hope you guys liked #that's on yall anyway lmao #bucky barnes #stucky #bucky #steve rogers #captain america #stevebucky #marvel #wintershield #steve x bucky #winter soldier #40s stevebucky #my art #stucky fanart #stevebucky art

[sheyhem]

Just got a letter informing me that my good friend Jonathan is going on a business trip to Transylvania in a bit under two weeks! I'm sure he will have a wonderful time on his travels! Can't wait to hear all about it through his letters!

#dracula daily #dracula #re: dracula #jonathan harker #artists on tumblr #digital art #i found 'bite' on spotify and listening to it on loop gave me the inspiration to draw #i'm so damn excited for re: dracula and dracula daily this year #can you tell #also here you can see the shey sheyhem trademark: every drawing of a character having a different design because i'm indecisive #might stick to this one in the future if i draw jonathan again #my art #shey art #also sorry if the quality is wack but changing a 300dpi file to 144dpi has that effect #and i don't trust uploading full quality files of my art lmao #'for so if time be long queue may be delayed; and it will not matter when the sun set'