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theartistaslisalee · 14 days
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Of course I know Smoke wasn’t the only one wit the UMK3 skins and I knew I had to include these two as well.
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dragon-watcher03 · 7 months
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If your requests are open can I PLEASE request flirty dialog with Smoke, Scorpion, Reptile, and Sub-Zero where the reader is an assailing sent to murder them 😻
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Sure👍
Mk1 men x Assassin! Reader who was sent to kill them
Flirty Intro dialogue
Ft. The Lin Kuei trio and Reptile
Note: thank you for the request mate. I'll be making a list on what fandoms I'll do and what I'll write. Also the reader will be female and have the copying powers like usual.
Scorpion: You've been sent to kill me?
Y/n: Yeah, but I might have to give them their money back.
Scorpion: I'm not surprised a woman such as you is so powerful and deadly.
Y/n: I didn't expect the man I was supposed to kill was so handsome, but here we are
Scorpion: You alight a fire in me that can never be snuffed out.
Y/n: laughs You think flirting is gonna stop me from doing my job?
Y/n: Johnny is making a movie about us?
Scorpion: Apparently our relationship dynamic has caught his eye.
Y/n: How's the name 'little flame' sound?
Scorpion: As long as I can call you 'dearest'.
Y/n: You seem to have no interest in the fact that I was sent to kill you...
Scorpion: When my Assassin is so beautiful, how could I complain?
Sub-zero: It seems like they finally chose a good Assassin to kill me.
Y/n: You've got spunk, I like that.
Sub-zero: If death looked like you, then I would've died a long time ago.
Y/n: I never took you as one to flirt.
Sub-zero: Let's test your kombat abilities, lovely.
Y/n: Oh please, be as rough as you want with me.
Y/n: That cold heart of yours looks easy to crush.
Sub-zero: Yet you decided to melt it instead?
Y/n: So tell me, did I live up to you expectations?
Sub-zero: Oh lovely, you exceeded them.
Y/n: I just love this little game of cat and mouse we have going on.
Sub-zero: The only game I'll ever enjoy, lovely.
Smoke: Why would someone want me dead?
Y/n: Probably because they're jealous of how much I like you.
Smoke: I must be a lucky man if they sent a beautiful woman like you to kill me.
Y/n: It seems like Cage is rubbing off on you.
Smoke: Okay, since when did you start calling me "angel"!?
Y/n: laughs The moment I layed my eyes on you.
Y/n: So... The King of Smoke huh?
Smoke: You heard that?!
Y/n: You wanna go to Madam Bo's after this?
Smoke: Sure! Wait, did you just ask me out?
Y/n: Wow, look at you being all cute and handsome at the same time.
Smoke: I-uh w-well... Thanks.
Reptile: An assassin? And a hot one no less?
Y/n: You realize I'm supposed to kill you, right?
Reptile: Woah, didn't know death was so gorgeous...
Y/n: Alright, calm down cowboy.
Reptile: I wonder why you decided to become an assassin in the first place.
Y/n: So I can meet handsome guys like you.
Y/n: Your shape-shifting is getting annoying.
Reptile: Oh, I'm sorry, would you rather me use it to please you instead?
Y/n: Why are you so infatuated with me? I'm literally supposed to kill you.
Reptile: The fact you haven't yet is what drew me to you, M'lady.
Y/n: Your eyes are really pretty, mind if I carve them out of your dead body?
Reptile: chuckles What if our kids had them instead?
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kiss-theggoat · 9 months
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(Shuffles up to you nervously) hi I was wondering if it would be ok to request a billy Lenz fix where the reader actually has a pet pig, also your my favorite writer 🙂
A/N: Two things! One, sorry for my inactivity! I was away on a trip. Two! Thanks so much for the suggestion and thank you so much for the kind words. I decided to expand your request and do different slashers with different kinds of pets!! I hope that’s okay and I really hope you like it!
Slashers With Your Pets
Slashers Included: Billy Lenz, Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger
Billy Lenz:
If you have a….
Cat, Billy is a cat man. He loooves cats, they’re so warm and cuddly, but they also understand boundaries and the need to be alone sometimes. The only thing he might not enjoy about cats is the fact that some can be timid around loud noises, which immediately means they’re timid around Billy.
Dog, Billy is less of a dog person. He thinks that dogs can be overwhelming in their attention, especially if one jumps on him or barks at him. He likes the gentle giant dogs, golden retrievers that just lay down and don’t do anything. But, if you have a little dog that barks at everything that moves, expect Billy to be very unhappy.
Reptile or Invert, BILLY HATES SNAKES. If you bring a snake or tarantula or lizard or scorpion into the house, Billy is not going to want you near him. The only reptile or invert I could see him being okay with would be a leopard gecko type. Something smaller and less active.
Farm Animal, if you had pigs, horses, or cows, something like that, Billy would probably be vulgar about how they smelled. Of course, if you owned a pig, he’d call it is little piggy. You could definitely convince him to help out with the animals, especially the pigs or cows. He thinks the cows are cute, and wants to spend time with the little piggies.
Michael Meyers
If you have a….
Cat, Michael likes cats. He understands them, they understand him. He likes to be left alone, they like to be left alone. They get along great. But, if you catch him petting your cat on the couch or inviting it up into his lap, don’t mention anything. He’ll be embarrassed that you caught him in a vulnerable time. He’ll never admit to liking your furry friend.
Dog, Michael actually really likes dogs. He likes big scary looking dogs, Rottweilers, Dobermans, Cane corsos, those types. Because even though they’re scary, they’re well trained and methodical, just like him. If you have a big dog, expect to peel around the corner and catch Michael giving it a pat on the head or a belly rub every once in a while.
Reptile or Invert, Michael could care less. They don’t do anything, so he doesn’t feel the need to pay attention to them. If you have a big lizard or something, he might be a little hesitant to touch it or go near it, but other than that, he walks by the tank without a second thought.
Farm Animal, Michael really doesn’t enjoy farm animals. They smell, require a lot of care, and make a lot of noise. They sort of cramp his style, and he doesn’t understand why the hell you’d want to take care of them.
Jason Voorhees:
If you have a…
Cat, Jason likes your cat because you like your cat, but overall, he’d really prefer an animal that shows him more affection. He wants something that wants to be near him all the time, not something he has to force to be near him.
Dog, Jason would love your dog. He would probably be a little timid at first, but after him and your dog got close, they’d be thick as thieves. They’d go out in the woods and play fetch together, Jason would carry the pup around no matter how big or small. He would adore your dog, and your dog would adore him.
Reptile or Invert, Jason would be a little scared of a tarantula or a lizard or a snake. He would probably be interested in them and try to like them because you liked them, but when it came to handling or feeding, that would definitely be your job.
Farm animal, if you had some farm animals, Jason would welcome them with open arms on his camp. He’d probably be the most open to horses or cows, but would like to see you so caring. Seeing you put in the work to take care of something so time consuming would be a really endearing trait.
Freddy Krueger
If you had a…
Cat, Freddy doesn’t like. Freddy isn’t a cat guy, he’s not into all the cuddling and the meowing and the fur. Heaven forbid your cat tear a thread from his sweater, he might just bust a vein in his forehead from holding in his angry yells. His kind of cat would be the one in the corner that hisses at everyone.
Dog, he only likes very certain dogs. He’s okay with dogs that mind their own business. Ones that just hang out in the other room and don’t bug him. If you had a dog that jumped up on him or barked at him, he would hate it. Or, his least favorite kind, tiny dogs with high pitched barks. Don’t even get him started.
Reptile or Invert, Freddy thinks they’re cool. I think he’d like lizards the most, like if you had an iguana or a bearded dragon, he’d hang out with it next to him, just chilling. If you owned a tarantula or a scorpion or any other invert, he’d be interested in it, often asking to feed it and handle it if possible.
Farm animal, no. Don’t ask. Don’t even propose the idea. Stinky, loud, annoying. He hates farm animals unless they are on his plate as a juicy steak or a nice burger. He might be able to tolerate it if you ride or own horses, but other than that, he’s really not into it.
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a-gay-little-cat · 4 months
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(This drawing got way out of hand but. I'm attaching it to the OC interview anyways!!!! Thank you for tagging me @mail-me-a-snail!!!!) OC interview thingy under the read more :]
Name?
“Vito.” Nothing special or out of the ordinary here really. Though he doesn’t like giving people his surname. Scan him for it if you are so nosy.
Nickname?
“The Red Scorpion.” "...." “That’s a joke, it’s V.” His name is short enough to not warrant a nickname really but V is what he likes to use for business related stuff, keep it formal, keep it anonymous. Though I do think Red Scorpion is the name for his bike. And also the symbol he wears on his vest. He just really likes scorpions and any other desert critter.
Gender?
“Male.”
Vito is trans, has been for a good chunk of his life and he couldn’t be happier with it.
Star sign?
“Scorpio, much to my delight. No idea what it means though. Don’t really care for that kind of stuff.” Fun fact I was so close to making the joke of having Vito be born on the day the Arasaka Towers got blown up but then his age wouldn’t have aligned quite right. He’d have to be 53 during the main story but… still a joke in the back of my mind, might adjust it JUST to be funny, maybe not.
Height?
“Last I checked it was 5’8.”
It’s a pretty good height all things considered. He might appear a bit taller though thanks to the bit of heel on his boots as well as his hat he wears most of the time. He has no complaints about his height though.
Orientation?
“Whoever strikes my fancy.”
Vito is bi and doesn’t really have a preference. Just kinda lets himself be taken wherever his heart desires. (Sometimes that can be horrible ex-corpo men who have something really wrong with them. Shoutout to Lucian. What is wrong with him.) Though he usually doesn’t look for more than a fling. Not actively looking to date or find anything long term. (Lucian was kind of an unexpected case.)
Nationality/ethnicity?
“Born and raised in Mexico. Lived there a good while too.”
His parents likely still live there, he wouldn’t really know. Cut ties a long time ago and has kinda moved from city to city looking to follow his ambitions.
Favorite fruit?
“Hm… don’t have fruit a lot these days but peaches have always been my favorite.”
I can only imagine fruit is just kind of rare to come by, if not expensive. Vito’s never had a lot of money to his name all things considered.
Favorite season?
“Fall. It’s just right.”
Listen he may be used to hot climates but all that leather is probably a nightmare during the summer. And no he will not sacrifice his looks.
Favorite flower?
“Flowers? In this year and age?” He doesn’t know shit about flowers. He might like ones that bloom on cacti but… it’s not really his scene.
Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?
“You can’t go wrong with a nice tea.” He’ll always pick tea over anything else. Coffee is… okay. But he doesn’t get the appeal. Vito especially likes any sort of red/fruity tea but he’ll give anything a try at least once.
Average hours of sleep?
“4…. 5… depends.”
And that’s on a good day. Especially in the height of everything with the relic he is lucky to get one or two hours of sleep. Pain is one hell of a bitch keeping him up. Very hard to get comfortable at all. But once that’s all over and he’s settled down it’ll probably end up closer to an average of 8 hours, at least.
Dog or cat person?
“Reptiles.” “...” “But if I have to pick? Cats.”
Vito isn’t one to really care for pets. He doesn’t hate them and will pet a dog or a cat if someone he knows owns one but that's about it. Doesn’t really need a pet of his own.
Dream trip?
“Not really looking to travel.”
As a guy who has moved from place to place, Vito doesn’t really… plan for trips. Most of his traveling was out of necessity and not because he was looking for a vacation spot. Somewhere outside of NC could be nice but he just doesn’t really think about it. Busy with other stuff. Also he would want to travel with Lucian and well……. who knows how that would go down.
Favorite fictional character?
“Pardon?”
Vito reads a lot but he’s not like… crazy about the characters or even really involved, it's just to pass time and relax.
Number of blankets you sleep with?
“.....2.”
He gets cold in his sleep and it's a nice weight. One hell of a fight to get out of bed in the morning though.
Random fact?
Vito loves putting together little models of things if possible. Doesn’t always have the time for it but… it’s fun and relaxing :)
Don't really know who to tag but hey whoever wants to do this with their guys feel free to go ahead!
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cryptic-bonez · 4 months
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Jules posting again because I have massive brainrot of this creature. (Bonus Mica posting!!)
This time it's Headcanons and dynamics I think fit the characters. My girl Mica is underappreciated me thinks, so I'm gonna fix that.
Reminder that these are HEADCANONS! They aren't actually canon to the characters themselves, and this is just information about the character's personality and background that I think fits them. If anyone wants to add theirs, feel free, because I love reading peoples headcanons and comparing notes! :3
Fair warning, the last two of Jules' headcanons are a bit heavier, so trigger warning for SH and dysphoria mentions! There are also Hemophobia and Emetophobia mentions as well
Jules headcanons;
✧ T4T, or just an overall preference for a Trans/Genderqueer partner, pansexual possibly
✧ Has a pronounced accent when he's angry, excited, singing or acting. Like he definitely has one, but it comes out more when he's being expressive if that makes sense
✧ Definitely looks back at his old clothes from his emo phase and almost cringes because of how bad the style he used to dress in. He just fixes everything up with other absolutely ruined clothes and makes them better.
✧ Cleaned and donated his binders for sure! I feel like he'd deep clean them and everything, gives em away to other trans teens/young adults in need
✧ Studed gauges, spiky earrings, just.. out there and absurd jewlery that somehow goes so well with his outfits
✧ Was definitely a cowboy almost every year for Halloween growing up.
✧ Active protester against waste dumping! Very vocal about it too! Even makes awareness posts online and such! Made a GoFundMe to help protect land, especially indigenous land or ranches!!
✧ When he dances, it's not just generic or free style dancing. He's like.. expressing his emotions and soul with it, letting his body move without thinking about it. Like Goth dancing would be, but more expressive and fluid and just overall freeing if that makes sense
✧ Still finds glitter everywhere because he's probably spilled some as a child when doing arts and crafts. They're a very artistic person, me thinks.
✧ Definitely had his nipples tattooed on instead. You can't tell me they wouldn't find a really weird, goth or just overall funky design for a tattoo to replace their nipples after post op healing. Something like a skull, or a cowboy hat.
✧ Loves any kind of animal. Doesn't have a preference. Probably somehow tamed a bearded dragon when they were younger?? And they just. They just had it as a pet for a while. His parents never found out for a while either?? Until he just brought it out like "hey look! This is my new pet!". They also screamed the first time the bearded dragon shot blood at him from it's eyes. (Yes they can do that. Yes it's weird. And yes it's also cool)
✧ Plans on getting tattoos on his surgery scars. Animal skulls or something like that, a mix of alternative/goth and western.
✧ Probably had an unhealthy way of coping with dysphoria. Binded a lot more than he should, stuff like that.
✧ more than likely has a few scars from sh when struggling with self image and dysphoria. He's been clean for years now, and he most likely got tattoos over the scars because they accept that part of them, and they aren't ashamed of it
some Mica headcanons because my girl is swag and deserves some recognition!!
✦ Genderfluid, any pronouns. Doesn't even care if you call her an "it" (probably takes it as a compliment)
✦ Used to be irrationally scared of horses until she met Jules
✦ Hates house parties, only goes for the drinks, food and if Jules is going.
✦ Neurodivergent! Probably has a sleeping disorder too
✦ Has a scorpion belly button piercing. And a scorpion tattoo as well. They're her favorite arachnid
✦ Prefers reptiles or arachnids as a pet, but would totally foster black cats. Most likely pagan/wiccan
✦ didn't talk to Jules for a week because he showed her the bearded dragon defense mechanism. She fainted.
✦ Hemophobia + emetophobia (the fear of blood & vomit)
✦ either has the nicest nicknames or the most rancid god awful nicknames for her friends.
✦ Drives a hearse! Decorates it for festive stuff. Also named it (She'd name it something like Salaman or Pamantha just because it'd be funny)
✦ Mild scoliosis and chronic back pain probably. Has to wear a back brace for it
✦ Enjoys costume design! Makes her own clothes from scratch
✦ Supports small businesses/creators/artists. She has a lot of skincare products from indigenous businesses to support them.
✦ Very vocal about protesting against waste dumping and using land for things that'll harm nature in general! Goes to protests with Jules. Even has social media platforms to help spread information and stop waste disposal on indigenous lands
✦ Supportive of Jules getting into his culture! Very interested in learning about customs and traditions. Also goes to festivities to be his emotional support friend
✦ Was a theater kid in middle and high school, started her alternative phase in 6th grade(she boasts about this to Julien sometimes just because)
character dynamics; Julien + Mica
Hates the theater kid stereotype but unknowingly plays into it + Also hates the theater kid stereotype but doesn't play into it.
absolutely terrified of spiders + loves spiders
neurodivergent + neurodivergent = chaos
Hates porcelain dolls + has a porcelain doll collection
Bone collector + specimen collector
yallternative + alternative/goth
Accident prone + "What did you do this time?!"
Stupid + also stupid
Grew up on a ranch + grew up on a farm
loves horseback riding + prefers to watch instead
bites to be affectionate + bullies to be affectionate
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dinosaurgreasestain · 3 months
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hc for pride's demon army: most of the legion take on misshapen versions of predator animals! drannun is obviously based on a velociraptor, but with horns and scythe-arms. balmoth is a big anthropomorphic shark. bongwater and gregory are exceptions because they are freaks. but the remainder of the army is made up of creatures resembling hyenas, carnivorous dinosaurs, reptiles, arachnids like spiders or scorpions, and occassionally big cats. none of them ever look quite right tho. they always have more or less eyes than they should, are made of tar like pride himself, have more or the wrong kinds of limbs, have multiple mouths and heads, etc. etc. they're all just terrible and horrible looking and are usually just as slimy and gross as they look lmao
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spacefinch · 3 months
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Okay, how would a trip to the zoo would go for the MSB gang?
We kind of saw it in "In the City," but not that much. But here's what I would think would happen:
Phoebe loves all the animals there. And she spends the most time in the aviary.
Keesha, Carlos and Wanda check out the reptile/amphibian house. Wanda's favorites are the poison dart frogs, Carlos likes the geckos, and Keesha likes the snakes.
However, nobody is able to convince Carlos to go into the Bug House, since there is a tarantula there. And giant hissing cockroaches. And scorpions. And giant beetles. Carlos is not a big fan of any arthropod.
On the other hand, Ralphie and Phoebe love the Bug House. (ESPECIALLY the tarantula).
Also: Ralphie takes lots and lots of pictures.
D.A. reads all the information signs very thoroughly and tells fun zoology facts to anyone who will listen.
At one point, the rest of the gang lost track of D.A.. They later found her chatting with one of the zookeepers, right where they had left her.
Arnold likes watching the fish in the aquarium exhibits. They're very relaxing to look at.
Tim brings his sketchbook along and spends a good part of the trip drawing animals.
Mikey is also there. Unlike his brother, he IS brave enough to go into the Bug House.
He also likes watching the otters and any exhibit with cats or dogs (i.e., wolves, fennec foxes, lynxes, bobcats, snow leopards, etc...)
Carlos and D.A. visit the peregrine falcon aviary again.
The entire class goes to one of those live-animal shows at the zoo's amphitheater.
The show is mostly birds and reptiles.
There's a ball python in the show, and the zookeeper lets the kids take turns gently holding it. Keesha (the class's number one snake lover) goes first.
Ralphie spends almost all his souvenir money on junk food. He tries to bring some cotton candy home, but it melts in his backpack.
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papermonkeyism · 2 years
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Just to organize my thoughts re:pet.
My current life situation isn't compatible with my ultimate life goal (a cat), and I don't want a small rodent (just can't deal with a companion animal with a life span of two years or less), so I'm looking for something non-mammalian.
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I'm planning on reorganizing my book shelf, and if I move my Black Jack collection (pictured) to an upper shelf, I could fit a small terrarium on its place.
Because I live in a tiny arse one-room apartment that's basically just a glorified cardboard box, it's currently the only place where I can fit an enclosure without it fucking with my ADHD (I cannot create new nooks and crannies without things getting seriously obstructed/cluttered). I have 27cm of height and depth at my disposal (though I could theoretically empty the entire shelf to get up to about 84cm in width if needed), so this limits my choice quite a bit. Too small for a reptile or frogs (saw some amazon milk frogs available through a local pet store, but the minimum recommended terrarium space was way bigger than my puny shelf). I might dream about a snake or a lizard of some sort in the future, but for now I have to go smaller.
So mainly looking for invertebrates. Current thoughts:
Spider not gonna happen if I ever want my mom to visit me again
Mantis probably not either. Extremely fun to look at, but solitary and with really short life span
Flower beetles. Shiny, small, easy to feed. Could get a handful, and then just keep having them in waves as I understand they're quite eager to breed.
Stick insects. Might be able to get for free? Though shelf space height limit might be too tight for arboreal things.
Scorpion. Surprisingly sturdy with a 5-8 year lifespan. Big enough to feel like an animal, but not too spider-looking to banish my mom??
Isopods. Quite small, so not sure how my attention span might handle them, but fun looking little things. (could you put isopods as a cleaning crew for a beetle colony or a scorpion? Idk, I saw someone selling isopod+spring tail packages for bioactive setups, but not sure if that'd work for other invertebrates)
I think my current top options are a small colony of flower beetles or a scorpion. I shall continue to ruminate on this, but I just wanted to type out my thoughts to organize them better.
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anxious-ace · 4 months
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Who asked for EI phobias, no one? Here they are anyway:
Toast:
Thalassophobia- sea/ocean/open water
Cynophobia- dogs
Lupophobia- wolves
Claustrophobia- enclosed spaces/having no escape/being closed in
Astraphobia- thunder and lightning
Gavin:
Frigophobia- becoming too cold
Mycophobia- fungus
Chemophobia- chemicals
Ghost:
Orithophobia- birds
Acrophobia- heights
Older men- Androphobia or Gerontophobia
Aphenphosmphobia- being touched
Body dysmorphic disorder- obsession with real or imaginary body defect
Jimmy:
Older men (pretty much just toilet toucher)- Androphobia or Gerontophobia
Zymarikaphobia- pasta (canonically fears macaroni and has nightmares of it eating him)
Colon:
Trypophobia- holes/textures w/ pattern of holes
Chiroptophobia- bats
Emetophobia- vomiting
Spooker:
Hemophobia- blood
Panphobia- everything/constant fear of unknown cause
Cj:
Aphenphosmphobia- being touched
Atychiphobia- failure/negative evaluations of others
Enchlophobia- crowds
Gelotophobia- being laughed at
Musophobia- mice/rats
Alex:
Dendrophobia- trees
Lepidoterophobia- butterflies and moths
Submechanophobia- partially/fully submerged man-made objects
Suzannah:
Arachnophobia- spiders, scorpions, and other arachnids
Belonephobia- needles or pins
Equinophobia- horses
Toxiphobia- being poisoned
Zoé:
Apiphobia- bees
Coimetrophobia- cemeteries
Gephyrophobia- bridges
Lilasophobia- tornadoes or hurricanes
Tim:
Automatonophobia- lifelike robots/animatronics/wax figures etc
Cibophobia- aversion to food (synonymous with anorexia nervosa)
Frigophobia- becoming too cold
Ranidaphobia- frogs
Thanatophobia- dying
Toast Sr.:
Orithophobia- birds
Trypanophobia- needles/injections
Tomophobia- invasive medical procedures
Tiphaine:
Aerophobia- aircraft/flying
Emetophobia- vomiting
Myrmecophobia- ants
Bronson:
Ailurophobia- cats
Gelotophobia- being laughed at
Lilapsophobia- tornadoes/hurricanes
Johnson:
Coimetrophobia- cemeteries
Coulrophobia- clowns
Hippophobia- horses
Peewee:
Dentophobia- dentists
Entomophobia- insects
Masklophobia- people in masks/costumes/mascots
Ernie:
Alliumphobia- strongly scented allium genus (garlic, onions, chives, shallots)
Bacteriophobia- bacteria
Ophidiophobia- snakes
Spheksophobia- wasps
Ana:
Agoraphobia- open spaces
Astraphobia- thunder and lightning
Hypochondria- illness
Lepidopterophobia- butterflies and moths
Tom:
Eisoptrophobia- mirrors/seeing one's reflection in a mirror
Herpetophobia- reptiles/amphibians
Ichthyophobia- fish (includes eating fish and dead fish)
Angus:
Atychiphobia- failure/negative evaluations of others
Autophobia- isolation
Body dysmorphic disorder- obsession with real or imaginary body defect
Enchlophobia- crowds
Gelotophobia- being laughed at
Thanatophobia- dying
Jackie:
Achluophobia- darkness
Aerophobia- aircraft or flying
Coulrophobia- clowns
Globophobia- balloons
Chase:
Alektorophobia- chickens
Aichnmophobia- sharp/pointed objects like needles/knives
Masklophobia- people in masks/costumes/mascots
Phonophobia- loud sounds or voices
Henrik:
Frigophobia- becoming too cold
Helminthophobia- worms
Mysophobia- germs/contamination/dirt
Taphophobia- graves or being placed in one while still alive
Marvin:
Atelophobia- imperfection
Atychiphobia- failure/negative evaluations of others
Ecophobia- cataclysmic environmental change
Haphephobia- being touched
Eisoptrophobia- mirrors/seeing one's reflection in a mirror
Jameson:
Aichnmophobia- sharp/pointed objects like needles/knives
Melissophobia- bees
Necrophobia- death or the dead
Pupaphobia- puppets
Shawn:
Pyrophobia- fire
Enochlophobia- crowds
Scopophobia- being looked/stared at
(if you want me to explain certain ones, I'd be willing too)
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thelittleamethyst · 2 years
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Best Pets for each sign
If your sun sign doesn’t resonate, look at your 6th house placement as the 6th house also rules pets.
Aries- They need a companion to match their energy. They are eager, dynamic, quick, and competitive. An energetic and active dog breed such as a Dalmatian, Labrador Retriever, German shepherd, or Border Collie will be perfect for keeping an Aries on their toes.
Taurus- Just like most cats, Tauruses love to lounge around and enjoy the simple things in life. The pair can lie together and enjoy taking a nap. Taurus are known for being strong, dependable, sensual, and creative, just like your favorite feline! Affectionate Breeds like Russian Blue, Devon Rex, Birman would be great for a Taurus individual.
Gemini- Geminis are talkative, expressive, and curious. What could be better for this sign than an animal that talks back? A bird such as a parrot could be a fun confidant to share ideas and words, while keeping both of you intellectually engaged.
Cancer- Cancers are protective, intuitive, sentimental, and compassionate. They value home life and comfort, so a cuddly bunny would make this sensitive sign feel even more at home.
Leo- While it may seem cliche to say a cat for Leos, they do share traits of the lion. Leo's are dramatic, outgoing, fiery, and self-assured. This sign channels the fierce side of cats, unlike the Taurus who emulates more of the sensual side. The best cat breeds for a Leo would be Manx, Persian and Siamese.
Virgo- Virgos crave order and simplicity. This loyal, analytical, and practical sign would thrive with a small hamster, as Virgos love to spend time alone. Easy to clean up after, low-maintenance, and requiring little attention, hamsters would be the perfect pet for any Virgo.
Libra- Libras are true romantics. A pair of lovebirds embodies the sweetness and beauty of a Libra. A pair of Peach face, Budgies or the Lovebird breed themselves would be a perfect fit. 
Scorpio- Scorpios often connect with the reptilian side of us and teach us to shed what no longer serves us. Any reptile, scorpion, or spider could match the intensity of your inner Scorpio.
Sagittarius- A Sagittarius is an adventurous being that loves hiking and being outside. Like an Aries, a lively dog would suit this sign. A Jack Russell terrier, Siberian Husky, or Australian shepherd would make a great adventure partner for a free spirited Sagittarius.
Capricorn-This hard-working earth sign flourishes on stability and routine, so a simple pet such as a guinea pig would be a great match. A guinea pig is easy to take care of, making it a practical choice for a practical sign. They are serious, disciplined, and independent just like the Capricorn.
Aquarius- An Aquarius is a quirky, fun-loving, original, and imaginative person, so a non-traditional pet would match their playful personality. A miniature pig could add a freshness to the life of an Aquarius but remember they don't stay miniature forever! Alternatively, a Ferret, Bearded Dragon, Hedgehog and Chicken would make great Aquarius pets as well.
Pisces- This water sign, symbolized by a fish, would do well with their own aquarium. A Pisces is affectionate, empathetic, wise, and artistic. The underwater oasis could bring a new perspective and inspiration to their life. Acting as an outlet for Pisces imagination, nurture and creativity to run wild.
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For the sentimental asks, all questions with a 1 in it please. :-) ❤️❤️❤️
Hiii!! I hope you are doing well! 😊❤️
Also thank you for the ask! I totally forgot I had this post in my drafts (like many others but shhh) and decided to post it because why not?
1 - What’s the last recipe you tried? Blueberry pancakes!! 10 - What did your childhood bedroom look like? Uhm... bland and messy. It wasn't really a child's bedroom since it was a pretty complicated time. But I remember having this big, (and a bit ugly), lion plushie where I could sit on it and I had a Winnie the Pooh blanket on the bed, that's all I remember. 11 - Are there any recurring themes in your dreams? For some reasons, turning into a werewolf. But often it's the feeling of being powerless in front of things that are happening in front of me. 12 - Any good memories from this time of year? Good memories... hmm, maybe not from this time of year, holidays are just... sad for me. Overall I had a lot of fics ideas (just gotta write them oops). I also improved a bit in digital art which is fun. I feel like I got closer to my irl friends and I get along very well with a new coworker. I'm just trying my best. :') 13 - What do you like about yourself? For my physique, I love my hands, my hair and my eyes. Personnality wise, I would say... my imagination and my kindness. I don't really know what else to say on that. 14- What’s your favorite food from what you grew up eating at home? Poutine! ♥ But I grew up eating a lot of fish too, mostly cod, it's so good. 15- How do you show affection? I'm a very touchy and affectionnate girl with people I love and trust. Hugs, handholding... Physical touch is very important to me, just like words of affirmation. But to be honest, the 5 love languages fits me very well lmao. 16- What have you been listening to? Name one song from each of your 5 recently played albums: American Pie by Don McLean // Footloose by Blake Shelton // Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan // A Thousand Years by Christina Perri // Istanbul by ParticleMen // Rock you like an Hurricane by Scorpions 17- Do you like the name your parents gave you? Are you named after anyone? Do you have any nicknames? I love the name I have, as for if i'm named after anyone- not really. Nicknames? I got a LOT! 18- What does your dream home look like? Not too small, not too big, just enough. I imagine it cozy, with some fantasy-like decoration, plants and succulents a bit everywhere, in almost each pieces. Paint would be warm colours, to make the place feels like home and welcoming. I imagine putting some paintings around the place as well, as well as having a place of my own where I can do my art and crafts. I'd like a dog too, or even a cat- or both and maybe a reptile friend as well. I could go on and on for each pieces but i'll stop there ahaha. 19 - What’s the name of your first crush or first friend? I won't say their full names, but for my first friend, her name started with J, as for my first crush I ever had, his name started with D. 21- What songs were you obsessed with last year? Savages by Marina and the Diamonds // Killer Queen by Queen // Horns by Bryce Fox // Hey Brother by Avicii // Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd // Miss Missing You by Fall Out Boy 31- A lyric that feels like it was written specifically for you/about you:
"I know it's hard to tell how mixed up you feel Hoping what you need is behind every door Each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change Because everyone has hopes, you're human after all"
"Please don't go, I want you to stay I'm begging you please, please don't leave here I don't want you to hate; For all the hurt that you feel, The world is just illusion, trying to change you"
- VNV Nation, Illusion (I couldn't choose between those two part so here is both)
41- What was your dream job as a kid? Who didn't want to be a veterinary as a kid? Surely not me, I wanted to become one so badly! Or even work to protect endangered animals, like lions and rhinos. But as I grew up I discovered the real jobs vets does and I am too sensitive for that even if I love animals a lot. :')
Thank you again for the ask!
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cerebrumrott · 3 years
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Obey Me! Shall we Date?
Brothers x MC
Synopsis: Demon Form Head Canons
Lucifer
Is not shy about sharing his demon form in the slightest.
More than happy to show off his wings for you and every compliment and awed look you give him just strokes his pride.
He gets taller in his demon form, not by more than a few inches but its enough to have you craning your neck to look him in the eyes.
His horns are not nearly as sensitive as some of his brothers but he still quite enjoys when you pet them.
Specifically likes it when the base of his horns are scratched, he could just melt into your hands.
His wings are prone to molting when he is stressed and seeing as he is stressed almost all the time. It's fairly common to find black feathers around the house.
When Lucifer later finds out that you had been collecting his discarded feathers in a small vase in your room he can’t help the blush on his cheeks having forgotten the entire reason he went into your room in the first place.
Seeing as you are so entranced by his feathers you might as well help him preen when he is molting.
It is totally cause he wants you to just have a nice collection, not because its a massive boost to his ego to have you doting over him.
Straighten his tie and flatten out his collar. Even if it doesn't need it. These little gestures will leave him flustered and blushing.
Mammon
His horns, due to their peculiar shape, are extremely sensitive. To the point where just blowing on them sends a tremble racing down his spine.
Pressing a finger between the grooves or into the center of the horn's spiral will have him practically howling from the sensation or more accurately leave him a stuttering and flustered mess.
Despite being essentially shirtless in his demon form. Mammon is like a walking heater. Just standing next to him for too long can cause you to break into a sweat.
If you were to ever trace the white lines that cover his torso he would just stop functioning entirely.
He would of course vehemently deny any such claims stating that, he was simply… thinking… about things… shut up.
Mammon is also extremely ticklish and with so much exposed skin from his questionable choice in a shirt. Do with that what you will ;)
His wings are restless, always flickering, fluttering or some variation of the two.
The only time they had ever truly stilled was when Mammon had agreed to let you touch them for the first time. In that moment as you ever so carefully ran your hands over the thin membrane of the wings, they didn't so much as twitch under the touch.
While his wings aren't necessarily sensitive to touch they are slightly delicate, being as they are made from a thin leathery membrane.
Leviathan
He also gets taller in his demon form by a few inches. Though due to his terrible posture you are likely to not notice.
He regularly sheds his antlers each year and grows back new ones.
He used to be extremely self conscious while his antlers regrew due to teasing from his brothers but after hearing how much you liked them they were now a point of pride for him.
I can also totally see an MC who collects his shed antlers like, it's 2 am and Levi texts them like ""Hey normie you want my old antlers I know you asked about them before so...""
Leviathan would get such an ego boost from it though. His face growing reed each time he walks into your room to see his old antlers nestled about the shelves like decor.
His tail also sheds its skin every so often (like a reptile would) another reason as to why he is always showering or taking a bath.
On that same thought, Levi has to take daily soaks in either the shower or tub to keep his skin from drying out or getting irritated. Being in the sun for too long can also irritate his skin.
Uses this as an excuse to not go outside despite there being no sun in the Devildom.
Both his horns and his tail are rather sensitive to touch. Though he loves the idea of you petting them his self consciousness prevents him from ever initiating such a thing.
The markings on the side of his neck are also highly sensitive. Running a hand or dragging your nails over them sends shivers down his spine every time.
Satan
Not only does he get taller but he also physically bulks up in his demon form. Its hardly noticeable under the sweater and boa he wears but on close inspection you can see the defined lines of his muscles straining under the fabric.
Similar to Lucifer, his horns are not all that sensitive. Though the area where they connect to his head are very mush so.
Satan is not shy in the slightest about asking MC to pet his head when he is in a bad mood and needs someone to stop him from doing something potentially stupid.
Satan often subconsciously purrs when he is happy or content.
This habit may have stemmed from his obsession with cats
His tail for the most part is hard and senseless, though the green end is softer and more pliable like cartilage. It is also extremely sensitive to both touch and temperature.
This is why he keeps his tail wrapped around his leg to protect it from being accidentally trampled on or whacked.
Since his tail extends from his lower back rather than the base of his spine the exposed skin surrounding the base of his tail is extremely sensitive and ticklish.
Asmodeus
Asmo of course loves any kind of affection, especially if it is coming from you of all people.
The tips of his horns that are pink in hue are extremely sensitive to touch. He is not shy about asking you to touch him obviously but you would note that he does get extremely flustered when you do so without having to be asked.
Asmo will just melt into your touch if you walk up to him and just randomly cup his face or pet his horns.
When he is especially flustered the pink hue of his horns will even darken
His wings are velvety and soft to the touch. He loves to have kisses pressed to the soft membrane of the wings.
The easiest way to turn him to putty in your hands is to go straight for his wings. They are his weak spot.
It's really little affectionate things that get him going. Adjusting the metal chain of his scorpion brooch, pushing a stray piece of his bangs back into place, even something as simple as picking a piece of lint off of his jacket has him beaming with affection.
I don't see Asmo as getting to experience these little things as often as the more prominent things that come with his sin. So when you go out of your way to make sure he does get to experience these little things he falls hard and fast.
Beelzebub
He physically bulks up when he transforms. If you thought he was shredded normally wait till you see him in demon form.
His horns are extremely sensitive, almost like little antennas. Turns into the biggest puppy when you rubs his horns. Just all smiles and happiness from him.
Sometimes he will even rub your cheeks together so his horns brush against your hair.
He is a bit hesitant when it comes to his wings being touched just because of their nature. It's not that he doesn't trust you it’s just when he gets excited he unconsciously buzzes his wings.
If he were to catch his wing on your hand and rip it he would feel bad for making you think you hurt him. In reality it does not hurt him all that much, akin to like a paper cut or bad scratch.
Beel is really just a big push over for you, scratch him behind the horns and he will just become the biggest lap dog.
Belphegor
His horns and tail are not sensitive but that doesn't mean he doesn't want you to pet him.
After he falls asleep to you petting his horns one afternoon he now demands that you do this at least once a week. If you don't he will bother you until you cave to his wishes.
Also loves to have the fluff of his tail brushed / petted, although he would never admit it outright. His brothers already think he is spoiled so how would they react to knowing he has you pampering him each week? Braiding his tail hair and brushing out the tangles while he snoozes.
On the rare occasions he can’t sleep or when he is awakened from a nightmare he will seek you out and ask you to pet him so he can get to sleep. There are many mornings you will wake up and just find Belphie in bed next to you curled around his pillow with his face buried in your shoulder.
He promises to pay you back later though. Totally...
The cow spots on his neck are extremely ticklish, to the point he borderline passes out from wheezing so hard when Beel tickles him there.
Bonus:
Diavolo
He is much, much larger in his demon form than he is when he appears as human. He is normally tall but like this he is borderline massive.
He tends to keep his wings folded into his sides due to their large span. Though is more than happy to show them off to you when prompted.
They are thick and velvety to the touch, the metallic jewelry that covers the tops of them a cold contrast to the warm skin.
He adores any kind of attention from you, more than content to sit and chatter about whatever comes to his mind as you sit beside him or stop him petting his wings.
He bent down once so you could see his horns and as a joke lifted you off the ground while you were holding onto them. He laughed so hard you thought he was going to drop you on your ass.
His horns are not sensitive in the slightest, hence why he has no problems with decorating them with tight metal pieces akin to a piercing on a person.
Diavolo is a super loving guy normally and this holds true to when he is in his demon form. So whenever he gives you a hug you end up smothered in his pecs. Not that your complaining.
Barbatos
Barbatos would never say it aloud but he very much enjoys when you spend time just running your fingers ever so softly over his horns. Their unique shape and varied textures can leave you entertained for what feels like hours but in reality you love the soft expressions you can pull out of the normally stoic butler.
Loves having soft kisses pressed to the joints of his horns.
His tail is his one weak spot as once one learns what certain movements mean. You can always tell how he is feeling.
The unbridled joy you feel well in your heart when his tail begins to curl up upon seeing you letting you know he is feeling the same way has you biting your lip to hold yourself back from running into his arms.
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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 3 years
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Hello!
Maybe some la sqadra headcanons with s/o, who is super fixed on pets? Like, they want to adopt every animal from the shelter, and cry every time they see a abandoned pet on the street. S/o just loves pets so so much that they would do everything to have more
Ofc it's just a proposition, bye bye!❤
AW I LOVE THIS
la squadra with a partner who loves animals 😻
risotto ✂️
he gets it. he has a soft spot for small cute things
he's very fond of how doting u are to every creature but he'll keep you in check, gently pull you away from a passing animal shelter and the like. pets take commitment and u both have very demanding jobs as is
he will help u set out bowls of water for all the strays and little creatures tho
if u bring home a lost pet he'll want you to bring it to the shelter and let the people there find its owner but you count as small cute things he's soft for (because everyone is small compared to risotto). give him puppy eyes for long enough and he'll give you a few days to find the owner yourself but it can't interfere with work and you're completely responsible for it
you'll probably be able to sway him on taking in ONE (1) stray cat if it has the right temperament, quiet and won't interfere and more on the independent side. there are a lot of strays in the neighbourhood as is, he figures having a cat in the house won't be much more of a stretch than you looking after the cats outside
he reasons that for himself too because he loves cats. he'll let it sleep on his chest and he WILL take it for walks on a lil kitty harness do NOT test him, do NOT fuck with this guy while he's walking his cat
he also thinks tarantulas, scorpions, and reptiles are cool (reptiles would love him he's so warm!!!) but maintaining a terrarium is a lot of work
prosciutto 🚬
no. he will answer firmly, no. you both know how busy you are
he tries to reason with you every time you cry over a stray: you can't adopt them all, you know it would be a disservice to the animal to take on that responsibility only to find you can't balance it, i know it's sad but you're only one person with a very difficult job you can't overhaul the shelter system overnight. he'd try to help you toughen up for your own sake, not that u have to love animals any less but he doesn't want u burning out emotionally and he doesn't like seeing u cry either
if u bring home a lost pet, he will also insist you take it to the shelter. if u have a staredown about it (the shelters are so busy already and what if they can't find its person!!!!), it will be a LONG staredown. but if u promise to take full responsibility and find the owners asap he will relent BUT DONT MAKE IT A HABIT. if he has spare time he May help you with finding the owners, mostly to speed things up but it does also make u happy
might also accept one (1) cat with the right temperament but it's YOUR responsibility. if you're prepared to take on the commitment urself, he can coexist with a chill cat pretty easily. he will give it pets if it curls around his legs. if it wants to curl up in his lap, as long as he's not busy, well..... he would allow it
(the cat definitely grows on him)
he supposes he wouldn't mind fishes or a reptile but again, your responsibility
pesci 🎣
he thinks ur so sweet and he has a very hard time saying no to you
as long as ur managing your time and energy right he doesn't think it's so bad!!!! will defend you if the others try to tease you or get on your case
he will help. he might not mesh well with very rambunctious and outgoing animals tho. he may get nervous about caring for them right (is this food good for them? how do i hold them? what if they get sick?) but if u show him how and reassure him and he gets reassurance and affection from the critter too he'll probably cry
he would, of course, love a fish tank. he gets really into arranging and rearranging the setup and caring for ur fishies. he could watch them for hours and also defends them against people who say they're boring (THEY HAVE PERSONALITY)
he would say no to arachnids or other bugs and no to reptiles and amphibians (cause they eat bugs)
formaggio 🧀
HES RIGHT THERE WITH U
cats are his favorite even if he is not cats' favorite. he looks after the strays with you and will comfort you when you cry about them
if you find a lost pet he'll help you hide it (probably make it smaller) while you team up to secretly care for it and find the owners
'formaggio what the hell is that sound coming from ur room' 'oh i just fell asleep with the tv on' '..... and it's still making the same sounds 3 hours later?' 'ITS A LONG MOVIE'
HE WOULD LOVE TO RAISE A CAT WITH U. two cats would be great too but you do both have busy jobs. cool with rodents too, would be cool with a dog or parrot in theory but in practice they take a lot of work and require a lot of social time and y'all are pretty busy being assassins.
illuso ✨
he will gently tease you for being a softie (the keyword here being gently because he loves u) but he's honestly a little endeared
he's trying to befriend the flock of crows around base so they'll be his little minions so u spend time together leaving them snack offerings
for trying to actually get a pet tho? ur on ur own
if you find a lost pet he may offer to hide it in the mirror world while u search for the owner BUT he will require payment. whether that is a kiss or you do his chores for a week. and he doesn't really do well with animals cause he just doesn't know what to do with them but he will do his best to help care for them in the mirror world if u can't be there because it's for u (and contrary to popular belief he's not completely heartless)
no. no strays in the house. i know it's cute and sad but it's all dirty, you don't know where it's been. but then you start tearing up and he's like ah fuck okay FINE tidy it up and bring it to the shelter but im outtie
he does find cats and snakes very graceful tho and may be open to having one as long as it's a good fit personality and needs wise and it's mostly your responsibility
melone 🍈
he finds it adorable. he loves how sweet u are
he loves hearing about his partner's interests so he will talk about cool biological and developmental animal facts and how u can learn a lot about human behaviour by studying the nature around us
doesn't see the harm in helping out any strays or lost creatures u may find and is totally down to help
he will remind u that pets are a lot of responsibility tho!!! if u want one u have to figure out how to balance other responsibilities with it but he's cool with co-parenting
he thinks reptiles and amphibians are really fucking cool. he'd probably be interested in a bird too cause he has the patience and creativity for them but ur also both busy people. he'd LOVE having sweet rat babies b/c they are so smart!!!
ghiaccio ❄️
he LOVES everything cute and soft and fluffy so he understands but also you can't rescue every stray or adopt the whole shelter we are assassins,
you befriend the neighbourhood cats together and build squirrel feeders. sometimes you'll go to the park just to cry about how cute all the dogs are
if you find a lost pet he may try to be like ugh.... do we have time for this....... but he caves VERY fast. will whisper-yell at anyone who tries to give you grief for it because he doesn't want to startle the poor creature. will help you find its owner if it'll get the others off ur back
he would very much want to raise cute animals with u. you have work to think about but if u had a rather independent cat that would work. he'd also love rats and hamsters
starts dreaming of retiring with u one day so u can have a bunny and a yappy little pomeranian he can wear matching sweaters with
sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦
they think ur utterly adorable. ur their sweet beloved third and they dote on you and would love to be involved in/support ur passions
they will help u look after the strays and may point out like someone's cute dog that they're walking just to see ur eyes light up and hear u gush
they Will smuggle lost pets inside the base for you and they Will help you find the owner they don't care about getting in trouble with risotto they're in trouble all the time anyway it's their jobs
would very much like to be pet parents with u and it might honestly be easier to manage between the three of you
they'd do very well with rats, they could handle high energy pets like ferrets, parrots, and dogs, but y'know u do all have work and stuff. they are determined to find the right fit for all of u b/c ur so cute they can't NOT indulge u
maybe one day the three of u can retire on a heap of money and adopt an older cockatoo and harness train it so u can all go on adventures together, that's the dream!!!!
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oc-mother · 3 years
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Name: TUO
Dragon specie type: Evil
Appearance mix: Scorpion, Chinese Dragon, rat
Specific appearance: Dragon TUO is a rare one. His face/skull is roughly shaped like a classic cartoonish rat, rather than the typical reptile. His horns are one of the most bizarre of horn shapes from all other dragons. They are based on one side of the head, curling around to the other side, resembling the hair swoop of his “human” counterpart. His body is long and sleek, like a Chinese Dragon, and he has a scorpion tail. Along his back, his back spines, look and act like the legs of scorpion legs/limbs.
Breath element: Dark scorpion transformative magic. (I wanted him to have something, but i really couldn't think of anything, so i just put something random here for now). 
Other notes: He has the same abilities as his Draconaquis form. He can eat victims with his scorpion tail, and the toxins inside of his body would do either different things depending on the genetic makeup of the victim’s body, (if he didn’t eat them with a specific purpose), or transformative ability, turning them into something else. Usually something that he could keep track of to keep them as victims forever.
Name: Me – Cassidy
Dragon specie type: Chimera/Portal
Appearance mix: A snake, a Chinese dragon, a cat, and a ferret.
Specific appearance: The head, body, and eyes are that of a Chinese dragon. The face/muzzle is that of a slightly rounder snake. I have the mane of a Chinese dragon in the color of my natural hair color, which is brown. I have cat or ferret ears. My body is long like a Chinese Dragon, but my arms, legs, hands, and feet look like that of a ferret. Not sure if I have multiple limbs, but I have the tail of a ferret as well.
Breath Element: I can breath portals. Kind of like the portal gun from the Portal franchise, but not specifically like from between two points in the same room. I don’t have to be able to see where I am going, I just need to know where I want to go. If I am just trying to get away from an enemy, I could also teleport myself mostly to a random area, but although it could/would get me away from THAT enemy, it could also put me into danger of a different enemy.
Other notes: I am very shy, cute, and nervous. I have the same relationship with Brian, TUO, and Alistair. Like all other dragons here, I can transform into my human form if I wanted to. And like TUO and Brian, I am capable of turning into a form that is half human form and half dragon.
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snuggleboots · 4 years
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Been vibin over pets I've had & then, like always, hopped back on my Naruto bullshit because Naruto is life. Here's what my last 2 brain cells think everyone's pet preferences would be.
Kakuzu is a reptile guy. He likes dogs too, but isn't overly fond of how dependent dogs are on their owners. Larger reptiles are his preference, because they have more obvious personality and he has a healthy respect for their abilities and generally low-maintenance lifestyles. He has four lizards; a monitor, a tegu, a blue tongued skink, and a tiny bearded dragon he rescued (who is very spoiled). Their habitats are flawless, probably bio-active and planted because they maintain themselves and the animals like it more.
Sasori likes cats (especially mainecoons and servals), loves arachnids and insects. Probably has a fair collection of scorpions, mantis, tarantulas and other creepy crawlies. Absolutely raises his own colony of feeder insects- Kakuzu probably buys some from time to time for his (definitely spoiled) skink. He loves observing his pets just going about their lives- he absolutely saves their molts. When they eventually reach the end of their life cycle and pass away, he preserves them in jars of 99% alcohol.
Deidara likes birds, but only has a couple that he owns- a parrot, two budgies, and two silly little quails that like ONLY him and get territorial towards outsiders. Absolutely ended up a registered falconer as an older teen because it was cool and immediately got attached to the birds he worked with. His birds are his loves, he spoils them and loves watching them groom and play. His parrot mimicks some some speech- and has its own life mission to teach the other birds to swear like it does. Deidara loves his mouthy little flock to pieces.
Hidan likes dogs- has only ever had rescues. Never puppies, but middle-aged or senior dogs that have clearly had a rough lot in life. They end up like puppies anyway- renewed and always excited and happy with Hidan who dotes on them daily. Ended up with a rescued husky/king shepherd mutt currently, who despite his age still has serious zoomies and a very commanding bark. Looks intimidating from scars and some nicks in his ears, but is very friendly when you give him a chance. Tried his hand in fish keeping because he impulse-purchased some piranhas, they were promptly rehomed to Kisame when he realized it wasn't his thing.
Kisame, predictably, loves fishkeeping. Has a few tanks- a marine tank, a blackwater tank, a predator tank, and a fresh water community tank. Beautifully scaped, perfectly maintained. He also has a dog, a gigantic tibatian mastiff that is a complete lovebug with the people it recognizes as Kisame's people. God help anyone that tries to threaten or show aggression towards this dog's people- this breed has guarded prisons and hunted bears, without Kisame's express command protecting any aggressor, they would be finished. Massive pup has claimed more than half of Kisame's bed come the evening- and serves as a beautiful, snuggly furnace through the colder months.
Itachi is a simple man. He likes cats. Literally any cat. Grumpy, aloof, affectionate or hyper- a cat is a cat. Cats seem to love him- he is a walking, talking feline magnet. He's the guy that takes the blame for feral cat colonies moving into his nice neighbourhood- Itachi definitely works with TNR programs/cat sanctuaries in lessening the risk of kittens being born feral, and making sure any cat comfortable in a home, finds their forever home. That's how he ended up with two cats of his own, a brother and sister that he was introduced to through some of the rescue staff. Both are tuxedos- one black and white, the other grey and white. Incredibly sweet and loving, with a bit of a hyper streak when excited.
Zetsu also practices fishkeeping, taught Kisame some of his tricks and secrets to flourishing bioactive, planted tanks. If you need aquatic plants, he's your guy. Crypts and christmas moss are his favourites to work with, for their colour and their (generally) low-maintenance. He only keeps smaller varieties of fish and invertebrates; tetras, guppies, shrimp, snails, bettas, swordtails and (very occasionally) mollies- mostly to supplement the cycle and keep the plants nourished and growing well. He has a fix for any issues in aquatic pet-keeping- snail infestation? He'll give you some assassin snails. Trouble establishing a cycled tank? No worries, he can send over some of his used filter media to get you started. His tanks are gorgeous, and his plants are second to none.
Tobi likes just about any animal that clicks with him. He's had a variety over the years, some found and rescued, others from licensed and well-rated breeders. Cats, dogs, reptiles, amphibians- he's had one of everything by now. Currently has a very senior cat, with patchy fur, arthritis from past de-clawing, and a blind eye- she loves sweaters, receives many treats, and has a good life thanks to her loving owner. Tobi has area rugs for a lot of his home to ensure the tile and wood doesn't hurt the queen's delicate little feet. She does not like outsiders- but is a complete and utter hog of any and all of his attention and love.
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Zoo date as requested by @xgardensinspace
Here is a link to my post about Harringrove for BLM, and here is a link to Writers/Artists Against Police Brutality
Here’s also a link to the Masterlist of Harringrove for BLM coutesy of @harringrovetrashh
Thank you all for organizing, participating, and donating. 
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Modern au
Please ignore my rhino facts I love them so much
Steve’s encounter with + reaction to the rhino is based on me from a few years ago
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“Wait, this is, this is where you’re taking me?”
Billy was pulling into a spot in the parking lot of the San Diego Zoo and Safari Park.
“Yeah. You’ve never been to this one, and I know how much you love a zoo.” Steve was vibrating in his seat.
This was one of the best zoos in the country.
He chucked off his seatbelt, making Billy laugh as he scrambled out of the car.
He danced around as he waited for Billy to grab the backpack he had put together for the day, before taking his wrist and dragging him to the ticket counter.
“Baby, I already got us tickets.” Billy shuffled him to the gate, jostling him past the birds at the beginning of the park. “We’re on a schedule, Pretty Boy. Gotta be there in ten.” He led Steve to the Ranger Base, walking up to the ticket window.
“Hi, we’re in the 10 am caravan group.” The woman behind the counter took their tickets, pointed them to another group a little ways away.
“Wait, are we doing one of the tours?” Steve was sitting close next to Billy, all pressed up against him. Billy kissed his forehead.
“You’ll see.”
Their tour leader began explaining a few of the rules of the caravan to them, shuffled them aboard, and set off across the park, leading to the large open African Plains.
Steve cooed at all the buffalo, taking picture after picture of any baby animals they saw, getting yelled at when he excitedly almost stood up in the moving truck.
“So, a few things about feeding the giraffes.” Billy could feel Steve begin wiggling next to him. “You each get three pieces of lettuce. Stand like this, hold the lettuce out, and let the giraffe take it from you. Do not touch the giraffe’s face or neck or anything.”
“Wait, Bill we get to, to feed them?” People had formed a line as one of the giraffes came loping slowly towards them.
“Yeah, this is like, the extra bitchin’ tour. You get to see all the animals real close, and feed ‘em and stuff.” Billy’s mom had taken him when he was little.
Steve was staring up at the giraffe, the first few people posing as the people they were with took pictures of them with the giraffe. Billy pushed him forward a little, taking about a fucking million pictures of Steve looking like a little kid, so fucking excited to feed the tall baby. Billy gave him one of his lettuce pieces so that he would keep smiling like that.
The caravan rattled on, transitioning to the Asian Savanna.
“Oh, my, God. Bill look at the rhino. Bill look.” Steve was slapping his arm. The guide laughed at him.
“You a fan of rhinos?”
“I love them. They’re my favorite.”
“Well, you’re in luck.” The cart stopped as the huge black rhino began lumbering towards them. “So, to feed Edison, our adult male Indian Black Rhino, wait for him to open his mouth, and toss a piece of apple in there for him. Everyone gets four pieces.”
Steve’s eyes were huge.
“You can touch his horn gently, but do not touch his eyes or nose. And he has the jaw power to rip your hand right off, so don’t put any fingers in his mouth.”
Steve’s fingers were tight around Billy’s wrist.
“Indian black rhinos come from northern India, Nepal, and Easter Pakistan. They have one thick horn, whereas African white rhinos have two long thin ones. Unlike most horned animals, a rhino’s horn is not made from bone. It is made from keratin, the same as your hair and fingernails, so it’s essentially like one big fingernail on it’s face.” Steve was nodding along. He knew probably every fact about the different kinds of rhinos. “White rhinos are typically larger, but the black male rhino has an average weight of nearly five thousand pounds.”
The rhino had approached the caravan. Steve was titled over the edge, staring at the thing.
“The Indian black rhino is now longer classified as endangered after the conservation efforts in the Indian subcontinent over the past two or so decades, unlike the northern white rhinos, with a population of two. Here at the San Diego Zoo and Safari Park, we are making conservation efforts in our frozen zoo, where we keep genetic samples from thousands of species. We are currently working on a way to artificially inseminate a female black rhino, or a southern white rhino with a northern white rhino fetus in order to try and grow the population that way.”
Steve was hanging onto his every fucking word.
They let everyone line up before them, Steve was too busy just fucking staring at the animal while he listened to the guide’s speech to move, apparently.
“See, this is why I got us on this one. Knew you’d lose your damn mind if you got to feed a rhino.” The guide handed Steve a few extra pieces of apple, shooting him a wink.
Billy stood behind him as he leaned over the side of the caravan, tossing apple into the rhino’s mouth, patting his horn.
“You’re the sweetest baby in the world. I love you so much. You are perfect, and amazing.” Billy stifled a laugh as he filmed Steve.
When he finally stood up he was fucking holding back tears.
“I just, I love them so much.”
“I know, Baby.” He put one arm around Steve’s shoulder on the ride back to the rest of the zoo.
Steve must’ve thanked the guide about a million times before they set off to do a loop around the park, stopped for close to twenty minutes in the petting zoo so that Steve could pet a little black goat.
Billy lost his fucking mind in the reptile house, spent at least a few minutes with his nose pressed to the glass of every terrarium.
“Stevie, fucking look at that tiny baby.”
The tiny baby in question was a twelve foot anaconda.
Steve kept his distance as Billy cooed over some scorpions, called a Goliath birdeater tarantula a beautiful boy. Steve knew his taste in animals was odd, but then They passed by the giant old tortoises, and Billy went berserk.
“They look like sweet little men. What amazing gentlemen. They are kind and wise.” He was passionately gesturing at the creatures, leaning over the rail around the enclosure.
Steve can’t fault Billy for going all soft at the desert cat nursery, as Steve was shoulder to shoulder with him as they smushed up against the glass to look at the tiny little things.
In the Australia section of the park, Billy only used an Aussie accent, would make Steve laugh because it was actually really good. He would make his voice all deep and say wallaby all drawn out, just to make Steve’s smile get bigger. Steve gasped when they saw the platypus.
“I didn’t think these were even real.”
“Are you serious?” Billy still had that fucking accent.
“Yeah. I mean, they sound so silly. They’re like, a duck and a beaver and a snake. They’re weird little hybrids with venom, Bill. Venom.” They watched the awkward little thing waddle across the field.
“It’s kinda growin’ on me.”
Steve got an amazing picture of Billy with about fourteen butterflies on him in the butterfly pavilion, And Steve got shit on by the parakeet they were trying to feed.
They hit the bird show on their way back to the entrance, would laugh and grab each other’s hands as large birds would swoop overhead.
They finally left the park after spending a minute at the gift shop, Billy surprising Steve with a soft stuffed rhino at the exact moment Steve presented him with a floppy stuffed tarantula. Billy couldn’t wait to put them on their bed.
Billy threw his arm around Steve’s shoulders as they walked to the car, the sun beginning to sink.
“That was a real good day.” Steve was slurping at the remains of an ice cream cone.
“For sure one for the books.” The tops of Billy’s shoulders on either side of his tank top were a little red from the sun.
“Thank you for bringing me. You know how much I love zoos. And getting to, getting to touch and feed a rhino, Billy that made my fucking life.” He kissed the side of Steve’s head.
“I’m glad, Sweet Thing.”
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