#kakuzu

[partak90q]

art for TIFIRET (on FicBook) and for the work "Господин всего" 🤫

#kakuhida #naruto #hidan #kakuzu #kakuzu x hidan

[nail-art-no-jutsu]

I'm thinking about Kakuzu and Hidan and nail polish because ofc I am, and no I don't actually want it to be a jutsu, I want all the Akatsuki to do it the hard way

Kakuzu

he learns quickly and doesn't see why others have trouble with it - especially Hidan

he does one coat and one coat only, to save up, luckily the stuff they all use is quite opaque

he's good at not getting any polish on his fingers, again, cause he wants the bottle to last as long as possible

he doesn't need his hands to turn pages while he reads, he can use his tendrils for that, so he does his nails before reading time and lets them dry

he's grateful for the dark brown, the only thing that would be worse than being partnered with Hidan would have been ending up with one of the bright colors that other Akatsuki members got

Hidan: "So there's something worse than being partnered with me?~ <3" to which Kakuzu glares

Kakuzu won't use nail polish remover cause that costs extra, he waits for that one coat to chip to the point that there's only a little bit left in the middle, and paints a new coat on top of that, and ends up with a number of bumpy layers

he's just efficient at it, it doesn't really look all that great from up close

Hidan

he absolutely sucks at painting his nails. absolutely sucks

no patience, no focus, he'll do one nail and then he'll go "Hey Kakuzu!!" cause he's already done a whole entire nail and he's bored

Kakuzu is still trying to think of some kind of way to get Hidan to associate nail polish with Jashin-sama, but no luck yet, that dark green shade is to blame, why didn't they give him red to remind him of blood? white to remind him of bones?

at one point Hidan learns to weaponize his crappy nail painting skills and make Kakuzu do his nails for him

but not by complimenting him on how much better he is, Hidan already knows that flattery won't get him anywhere - instead he "accidentally" knocks over the bottle and lets it spill, and after a very unpleasant lecture about wasting the product, Kakuzu accepts the reality that it won't get done without him

and the perfect time for that is when Hidan is lying down in his prayer circle

Hidan doesn't really start praying until Kakuzu is done painting his nails though, he likes to watch Kakuzu focus on him so intensely, just like when he stitches him up, and most importantly, he loves knowing that Kakuzu would never ever do this for anyone else <3

#hidan #kakuzu #kakuhida #hidakaku #akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #hidan headcanons #kakuzu headcanons #kakuhida headcanons

[bakapandy]

KakuHida...my problematic faves...

#kakuzu #hidan #kakuhida #akatsuki #naruto #naruto shippuden #pandy draws

[teapotart]

What? A group of weird and charismatic people who do questionable things against the rotten world’s stability and (mostly) die young? I stood no chance.

#so enjoy my silly perception of them #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #markers #deidara #sasori #kakuzu #hidan #uchiha itachi #hoshigaki kisame #tobi #uchiha obito #zetsu #konan #pein #uzumaki nagato #orochimaru #una sortas #naruto #i enjoyed drawing eyelashes #shoujofication is inevitable

[bougiebutchbitch]

As much as we all love this sad skrunkly wet cat, let us not forget that he is, at heart, a stone-cold badass

#kakashi #hatake kakashi #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto #kakashi hatake #naruto shippuden #kakashi retsuden #zabuza #kakuzu #anime #naruto fanart #bbb creates #my art

[evilkitten3]

naruto textpost memes 7/?????????

#naruto #naruto shippuden #text post meme #textpost meme #uzumaki naruto #senju tobirama #uchiha obito #uzumaki nagato #ootsutsuki kaguya #tenji #emperor tenji #hatake kakashi #maito gai #might guy #tenten #kakuzu #fuu #kurama #uchiha sasuke #uchiha itachi #this is actually only my second favorite one i've done for tobirama #but the other one i haven't decided to post yet bc i think people will yell at me #even tho it's true and more importantly funny

[nyaaamato]

AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE! late day 1 pic for @obito-week 🎉

#won't lie this is my first time drawing so many people in a pic and it was stupid fun HAHAHA #sorry no zetsu or orochimaru.. they outlived him </3 #obito uchiha #kisame hoshigaki #konan #pein #deidara #sasori #itachi uchiha #hidan #kakuzu #naruto #my art #YAYYYYY #if it's not obvious they are having a post-mortem end of the world party in the konoha playground lol #obito week 2024

[fg083nrt]

the brand of optimism inspired of all the things by a XEET

#kakuhida #kakuzu #hidan #my art #i believe that even in the depth of despair hell find a way to be like well at least whatever #naruto #akatsuki

[dannyrebib]

#hidan #kakuzu #naruto #akatsuki

[edgy-senju]

You bite at the hand that feeds you

#Yes it's been 300 years and today i got hit by brainrot #Kakuzu #naruto #akatsuki #naruto shippuden #myart #edgy-senju #illustration #akatsuki naruto #Do you ever think about how tragic Kakuzu's backstory is. #because i do #naruto fanart #young kakuzu

[wispforever]

one of my fav fandom headcanons for them is hidan naming the masks and treating them like big puppies

#Naruto #Kakuhida #hidakaku #kakuzu #hidan #i had a lot of fun thinking of different names #kakuzu gets pissed like #the masks are dangerous weapons don't give them childish names #and hidan is like f off they come when I call them #and they DO #they love hidan cuz kakuzu loves hidan and those are his hearts #they dont have kakuzus brain tho so they can't play it cool like he does LOL

[bakapandy]

it’s been a solid month since I’ve drawn anything so I’m rusty as hell but here’s another sketchdump!

#kiba #akamaru #iruka #itachi #shisui #kakuzu #haku #zabuza #shikadai #ryogi #naruto #boruto #naruto shippuden #boruto naruto next generations #pandy draws

[hidanizm]

its 4am bye

#kakuzu #kakuhida #hidan #hashirama

[purplefloyd]

these mfs are in love.

#naruto #hidan #kakuzu #kakuhida #my art #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #digital art

[dark-konohagakure2]

kakuzu x with clingy daughter reader, who always wants to be close to him and share a bed.

tw: incest, parent/child, dub/noncon, age difference, unhealthy relationship

All characters depicted are 18+

Kakuzu isn't affectionate at all, even as a father he's still a grumpy old man. He also finds clingy people annoying, especially his own daughter, he only lets her cling to him because he has to, not because he's soft on her or anything...

Despite his daughter being an adult, she's a complete daddy's girl, clinging to him all the time and even sleeping in the same bed as him. Kakuzu won't admit it, but he enjoys sleeping in the same bed as her, and not just because it saves money.

She's always so clingy to him even when they're sleeping, giving Kakuzu nearly unlimited access to her beautiful body, and he takes full advantage of that fact, since his own daughter is his only source of release.

Even if she were to reject his advances, Kakuzu uses his role as her father to his advantage, telling her to behave herself and do as he says, even using her own clinginess against her and making her feel solely responsible for his own desires for her.

"Don't be such a brat, you little idiot. You're always clinging to daddy, so be a good girl and do as he says..."

Kakuzu doesn't like women his age, considering that he's over 90 years old, he likes the cute younger women that are his daughter's age, just barely legal, and Kakuzu just can't get enough of his clingy daughter's barely legal cunt.

He's a big man, so his cock is big too, so it'll be hard for him to force his member into her tight little snatch, but once he does, it takes all of his self control to not cum right away.

He's rough with her, pounding into her snug cunt with enough force to make his headboard loudly bang against the wall. He's glad the girl's mother isn't in the picture, otherwise she would have definitely heard the noises of the father and daughter engaging in rough, almost animalistic sex.

Once he's done he'll be affectionate to her in his own grumpy way, letting her cuddle up to him as close as she wants and even praising her a bit, even if said praise is hidden under layers of degradation.

"Fuck that felt good... maybe keeping you around wasn't such a bad idea after all... even if you are an expensive little bitch..."

Kakuzu isn't the best father, not by a long shot, but he knows what his babygirl wants and how to give it to her, even if it means putting up with her clinginess all the time.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #boruto #tw.incest #kakuzu #kakuzu x reader #kakuzu smut #akatsuki x reader #akatsuki #akatsuki smut #reader insert #x reader #naruto x reader #naruto smut

[sorakimichi]

#kakuhida #飛段 #hidan #角都 #kakuzu #kakuzu x hidan #ナルト #naruto art #my art