#satanise

[morthern]

common misunderstanding

#germs #invader zim #gir invader zim #sanitize #satanise #gir #fanart #prompt generator

[you-will-meet-your-downfall]

Sanitize, not Satanize

Sophie: Keefe... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Keefe: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Sophie: Sophie: I wrote sanitize, Keefe.

#kotlc memes #kotlc incorrect quotes #kotlc keefe #kotlc sophie #kotlc #funny #lol #sanitize #satanise

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

i made a meme that kind of violates the geneva convention for you.

When it was quarantine, sure Crowley napped a lot, but also: what if it was DIY time. Presenting to you... the Hand Sataniser, inspired by someone's actual typo during the pandemic. It involved one canva graphic, a lot of text adjustment, unnecessarily complicated disasters with hex codes and colour theory, and voila.

AND YES, THIS MEME PARTIALLY VIOLATES THE GENEVA CONVENTION BY USE OF THE RED CROSS SYMBOL. BUT I HAVE EVADED THAT BY SAYING NO CROSS (IT'S A DEMONIC PUN SEE I'M FUNNY) ANYWAY THAT IS THE LEVEL OF COMMITMENT I HAVE AS GOOD OMENS MASCOT.

Cheers to @arkytiorlecter who said "It's never a war crime the first time!"

Cheers to @orpiknight who started this, then kindly informed me that I was violating the Geneva Convention and then happily proclaimed, "Asmi's an international criminal."

If the reason I finally violate the Geneva Convention is a Crowley meme, then so be it. Such is my passion for the cause. Appreciate me. Uplift me. Enable me. My KoFi is linked in the pinned post. Yes, that last part was a joke. Do you really want to fund an international war criminal?

(no, btw, the answer is typically no)

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #pandemic #covid memes #hand sanitizer #or IS IT #hand sataniser #aj crowley #good omemes #and the geneva convention.

[yorkshireteauk]

kate comes home one day to yelena putting pentagrams and devil horns all over the house and even put the dogs in devil costumes while kate has to yelena that

1. she said Sanitise the house not satanise

2. why did yelena just go along with satanising the house

yelena then spends the next 5 minutes telling kate she thought it was just a fun word for halloween decorating

#… it was july #marvel #kate bishop #yelena belova #bishova #hawkeye #pizza dog #lucky #yelena my beloved #yelena black widow #and kate and yelena #spotify #bishlova #hawkeye series #kate bishop x yelena belova #kate x yelena #yelena boleva #yelena x kate #autism #wandanat #natasha romanoff #happy pride 🌈 #pride month #wanda maximoff #gay marvel

[mischievous-thunder]

Person B: What's the difference between Santa and Satan?

Person A: The same between sanitise and satanise.

#imagine your otp #fanfiction ao3 #otp prompts #symbrock #ineffable husbands #hannigram #destiel #wolfstar and drarry #lokius #geraskier #thorki #sambucky #blackbonnet ofmd #stucky #merthur and malec #stony #nagron #spideypool #marvel mcu avengers memes

[felixpigtails]

chan: hey, we’re back from the grocery store

chan:

chan: … why is changbin in the living room?

felix: lee know hyung told me to satanise the place

lee know: SANITISE! I SAID SANITISE IT!

#incorrect quotes #stray kids #skz #stray kids incorrect quotes #bang chan #kpop quotes #jyp stray kids #changbin #felix #lee know #kpop incorrect quotes

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Attention attention attention

With the following evidence kept in mind :

Massachusetts is considered the most haunted state of the NE

A lot of horror stories are set in Maine

Louisiana is considered the most haunted state of the South

MA is well-known for the witch trials in the late 1600s and a hc I've found floating in a lot of posts (tell me where from I want to credit) is that he himself was also the victim of one

ME is considered the “ghostliest” state in America (based of something I found off the net from a study by 'Porch and Ghosts of America' that says 58 out of every 100,000 Mainers claim to have seen a ghost)

LA is the "voodoo capital of the world" and the fact that he has a Ouija board is not expected to be surprising to anyone

Mass and Loui still practice witchcraft occasionally (but no one else knows this other than close trustworthy friends/family)

Maine is a fan of learning about paranormal activities and watches horror movies solely for fun before sleeping (he is so me for this)

May I therefore present to you all :

The Sorcery Siblings

Or -

The Witchcraft Brothers

Whatever you find more fun :) [or suggest some other name plss]

They do stuff like we girls do during sleep-overs and all a lot too. I would know, they invited me last time.

Also, just know, none of them would ever confuse Sanitise for Satanise. It's just not like them to do that. Rituals are too complicated to carry out just for fun - so they only do it when they really want to. Whatever you saw, whatever you heard, none of it was a mistake. It was all on purpose. The blood and the spells were all intended - no matter what they tell you. Now the polite thing to do is ignore the screams you hear and go back to sleep. Your turn to come out of the coffin will come soon. In the meantime, get your friend to flatten the soil once you're underneath it again.

#sorry about the last part #I have no restraint #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt louisiana #wttt maine #wttt massachusetts

[lolli-says-stuff]

Yassen: why are you drawing pentagrams on the floor?

Alex: you told me to satanise the room!

Yassen: ….

Yassen: what?

Yassen: I told you to sanitise the room

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider books #alex rider tv #alex rider incorrect quotes #yasha gregorovich #yassen

[incorrectstation19quotes]

Theo: Trav… why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Travis: Your text told me to satanise the house before you returned.

Theo:

Theo: I wrote sanitise, Trav.

#travis montgomery #theo ruiz #station 19 #incorrect s19 quotes #source: tumblr

[peaky-f0cking-blinders]

Alfie: Why is there a pentagram on the floor?

Ollie: You told me to satanise the room.

Alfie: No, I said sanitise.

Tommy: *Enters the room*

Alfie: OH NO, IT’S WORKING!

#alfie solomons #ollie peaky blinders #tommy shelby #netflix peaky blinders #peaky blinders #incorrect peaky blinders #incorrect peaky blinders quotes #incorrect quotes peaky blinders #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #peaky fucking blinders

[nevermorehellhole]

Lenore: Alright, let’s- why is there a giant pentagram painted on the floor?

Morella: You told us to satanise the hideout!

Lenore: I said sanitize

Morella:

#nevermore #nevermore webtoon

[ailichi]

I love when trad tunes get put through the sataniser

[drondskaath]

Pestilential Shadows | Devil's Hammer | 2024

Australian Black Metal

Artwork by Greallach

#Pestilential Shadows #Devil's Hammer #Australian Black Metal #AUBM #Black Metal #music #band #art #artwork #artist #Greallach #Seance Records #Northern Silence Productions #Bandcamp

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

hand sataniser labels, from your mascot.

@magicclemons You wanted a label version of the geneva convention violating meme of Crowley? You got it.

HERE, STICK THIS ON YOUR HAND SANITISERS TO MAKE THEM HAND SATANISERS. COURTESY OF YOUR BELOVED GOOD OMENS MASCOT.

I'M SUCH A GOOD DESIGNER HAHAHAHA yeah no *cries* what am I doing with my life I should have a job. I was going to do things. Instead, here I am.

Why does it violate the geneva convention you ask?

Shush no reason nothing moving on. Here, have labels. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. My Kofi's in the pinned post, if you want to support memes that are war crimes. Or something. It's 7:38 am and I should have been asleep by now.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #hand sataniser #fanart? #good omens fanart #er #if you #stretch the definition a bit #pandemic #covid memes #good omemes

[onceandfuturecabbagehead]

Sam got covid.

Sam: Dean, why did you draw a pentagram on the bunker's floor?

Dean: your text told me to satanise the bunker before you returned. I wasn't sure what you meant, but here you go. A satanised bunker.

Sam:

Sam *bitchface #106*: I wrote sanitise, Dean.

#spn #men of letters bunker #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn incorrect quotes

[ghostbc-headcanons]

Would it be a fun idea for Phil to teleport to those that say "Lucifer!" or "By Satan!" or all those other satanised take the lords name in vain phrases?

Like he did some spell to listen to all the tea and to this day nobody questions why he's around anytime they curse? xD

yes this would ABSOLUTELY be a fun idea like are you KIDDING ME

especially if you go with the headcanon that he's actually lucifer, he just appears around the corner and is like 'you rang?' and the siblings of sin are like 'wtf are you talking about phil.'

special ghoul is a nuisance (as he should be)

#ghost bc #ghost band #ghost #ghost the band #ghost bc headcanons #ghost headcanons #headcanons #special ghoul