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fathercharlesoffdensen · 4 months

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Part 2 [see Part 1] of my favorite Charles panels from Dark Horse's Metalocalypse three-part mini-series and the Dethklok vs. The Goon one-shot (circa 2011):

Panel 1-3 + 5-6: Neither Charles nor Pickles want to be anywhere near Dethklok's brand spankin' new but also somehow already haunted Dethtrain;

Panel 4: Mashed Potato Johnson has a favor to ask of Dethklok, in return for his help with managing their collective depression in "Bluesklok" (1x14);

Panel 7: "Butt-horns" is one of Facebones' nicer terms of endearment;

Panel 8: The band marinates in existential angst wrt what other people will do with their music when they're all dead while Toki thumbs through what I assume to be the latest issue of Pussy Lovers magazine;

Panel 9: I won't ever be over this flawless parody of most Tribunal exchanges that also functions as a legitimate Tribunal exchange;

Panel 10: Charles always carries copious amounts of hand sanitizer on his person, which makes him @thortwenty151's mom.

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 17 days

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i made a meme that kind of violates the geneva convention for you.

When it was quarantine, sure Crowley napped a lot, but also: what if it was DIY time. Presenting to you... the Hand Sataniser, inspired by someone's actual typo during the pandemic. It involved one canva graphic, a lot of text adjustment, unnecessarily complicated disasters with hex codes and colour theory, and voila.

AND YES, THIS MEME PARTIALLY VIOLATES THE GENEVA CONVENTION BY USE OF THE RED CROSS SYMBOL. BUT I HAVE EVADED THAT BY SAYING NO CROSS (IT'S A DEMONIC PUN SEE I'M FUNNY) ANYWAY THAT IS THE LEVEL OF COMMITMENT I HAVE AS GOOD OMENS MASCOT.

Cheers to @arkytiorlecter who said "It's never a war crime the first time!"

Cheers to @orpiknight who started this, then kindly informed me that I was violating the Geneva Convention and then happily proclaimed, "Asmi's an international criminal."

If the reason I finally violate the Geneva Convention is a Crowley meme, then so be it. Such is my passion for the cause. Appreciate me. Uplift me. Enable me. My KoFi is linked in the pinned post. Yes, that last part was a joke. Do you really want to fund an international war criminal?

(no, btw, the answer is typically no)

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley #pandemic #covid memes #hand sanitizer #or IS IT #hand sataniser #aj crowley #good omemes #and the geneva convention.

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christianstepmoms · 1 month

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I'm feeling like the white Mr. Beast

#myphotos #hand sanitizer

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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My Chemistry teacher was a huge germophobe and snapped my phone in half when I didn't use hand sanitizer after an experiment.

#dream #chemistry teacher #chemistry #teacher #school #germophobia #germophobe #phone #hand sanitizer

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floridaboiler · 7 months

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#Rum and Coke #hand sanitizer

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magicalshopping · 1 year

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♡ Sanrio Characters Spray Bottles from Kuru Store ♡

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coomer-every-day · 8 months

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send coomer to the inside of a sanitizer bottle

pretry please 👉👈

Day 133

#dr coomer #hlvrai #half life #hand sanitizer #sanitizer

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ki11erkitt3n04 · 7 months

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Miss this so much🎃

#bath and body works #hand sanitizer #halloween nostalgia #tis the spooky season #early 2010s #nostalgic #spooky #emo scene

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facts-i-just-made-up · 1 year

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Why You Should Never Mix Hand Sanitizer Brands:

Sometimes that last bit of hand sanitizer won't come out of the bottle and goes to waste, so many will pour it into the next bottle. This can be okay with the same hand sanitizer brand, but mixing brands with different compositions can cause skin irritants such as SQEFTS to develop and worse. Take for example, what happens when you mix Purell with Germ-X:

Purell is mostly alcohol and glycerine, but also contains Isopropyl Myristate, Tocopheryl Acetate, and most importantly, Caprylyl Glycol. Caprylyl Glycol is mostly harmless on its own, but when mixed with Maltodextrin (an ingredient in Germ-X) something disturbing can happen and it takes some degree of historical explanation.

Maltodextrin was invented on the island of Malta in 1594 by Caterina Vitale as a means to enhance the dexterity of the Knights Templar, who rated high in charisma and strength, but low in dexterity. Maltodextrin gave them well over +3 in that regard and was added to most of their food.

The Knights Templar were, at the time, engaged in a war with the Caprylylian Order from the Vatican. The Caprylylian Order swore to destroy not only the knights, but anyone or anything who would help them fight. This included not only Vitale, but her invention itself- Maltodextrin. So the Caprylylian's famed physicist Enrico Fermi (no relation) developed a compound that would combat the effects of Maltodextrin: Caprylyl Glycol.

Much like the ancient royalty that oversaw these events and developments, the actual science of their chemical interactions also has rules and procedures. Caprylyl Glycol is known as a "royal particle" due to its possession of a Benzene Ring, which can ionize the Alicyclic Rings of Maltodextrin. The Benzene Ring can in fact control the reactions of up to 20 Alicyclic Rings. Maltodextrin is composed of 19 Alicyclic Rings: 3 for the Enolates, 7 for the Alkalides, and 9, Nine Alicyclic Rings for the Actinides, which above all are highly reactive with halogens and chalcogens.

But still, a single Benzene Ring can attract them, and in certain conditions, bind them. Or so the reaction would have been, had it not been for another royal particle in Maltodextrin itself- Elendilium. Now, components of Elendilium have a weak bond on their own, but they can, given the energy from the reaction with Benzene, donate an electron to any accompanying Anion or Anarion. Most importantly they can do so for Isildurium, and that is exactly what happens. It is in this reaction that Isildurium picks up its father particle's ion and bonds with the Benzene Ring itself. It could have ended there, but the compound would prove unable to get abandon that Benzene Ring, and there, trouble began.

So it was that upon contact, the two sanitizer molecules would annihilate each other and produce a toxin, in Italy known as the "Sterquilinium Quod Erit Fornicatus Tuum Sursum," or "SQEFTS," which will cause skin irritation in humans, but far more important is the war of the molecules. Because truly, isn't there enough misery in the world without mixing hand sanitizers? Isn't there enough sadness, darkness in this day and age?

But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. There is still good in this world, and it’s worth sanitizing your hands for.

(Seriously though don’t mix brands because that can really produce irritants and give off fumes, just a bit of reality here, sorry)

#science #history #hand sanitizer #lotr #the rings of power #unreality #except the warning at the end that part is real #dont mix hand sanitizers

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rat-at-heart · 4 months

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Likes: sticky hands, public restrooms, toe nails Dislikes: hand sanitizer, wet wipes, Jim the germ (Jim owes him money)

#art #doodle #drawing #ratatheart #rat at heart #germs #bacteria #fungus #sticky #toe nails #restroom #hand sanitizer #wet wipes

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bottlesandfun · 10 months

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#cleancore #skin care #body care #bath #bottles #gel #cleaning #soap #hand soap #purell #clear #hand sanitizer

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reality-detective · 10 months

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Remember when they pushed hand sanitizer during the scamdemic? They had it throughout stores, hospitals and other businesses, people were buying it by the bulk.

This is why 👇

I'll leave these 👇 here for you to read 👀

You can pick one that you will believe 👇

Question government recommendations 🤔

Question the medical systems safety 🤔

Maybe you should overcome your fear of lies instead of running towards everything that is pushed by a corrupt system.

I don't know... You Decide 🤔