#random conversations

[justanotheraussieteen-2005]

No show answer, choose one.

Please pass this around, I wanna know what people are most proud of.

#random things #random #justanotheraussieteen-2005 #polls #my polls #physical characteristics #looks #random conversations #traits #character traits #physical features

[just-a-nerdy-engineer]

Talking about the Submarine Event at Work

Coworker: "They can just open the door and swim to the surface."

Me: "They physically can't open a door 4km deep in the ocean, and even if they had scuba gear they would still be dead due to explosive decompression."

Coworker: "But what level of dead would they be?"

Me: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT LEVEL OF DEAD? DEAD IS DEAD!"

#oceangate #titanic #submarine #funny #humour #random conversations

[worldoffanfiction10]

Bruce to Diana: It’s a bit morbid that you hum “Am I Blue” when you cook bacon.

Diana: It’s a bit morbid that you find it sexy.

#wonderbat #wonder woman #batman #bruce wayne #diana prince #batman x wonder woman #random conversations

[bwrmcytcorner]

A conversation I had with my brother about the Hermits:

Me: *tells the story of Scar saying he’s going to fight Bdubs daughter*

My brother: using the wheelchair as a weapon 10/10

Me: You’d think it’s kinda crazy to think he has a child and makes a living form playing minecraft

My brother: but honestly that’s living the best life, I’d be him if I could

Me: if I could I think I’d be Mumbo

Brother: I mean, I know he is a silly redstone man

Me: And also a well known filmmaker in the Uk, that’s why he takes some breaks form hermitcraft

Brother: I see why you’d pick him, in picking him too

#bluerantraven #hermitcraft #random conversations #mcyt #love my brother #he lets me rant

[image-thot]

*Doing some gardening when I suddenly remembered about the robo dong reviews* Me: Shit I still have robo dicks to review The Farmhand who came up to get some water: The what? Me: ah fuck

#random conversations #transformers #valveplug #why do i do this to myself

[slytherpuff-conversations]

Hufflepuff: If I sent my cat to space with a male cat…

Slytherin: Pretty sure that’s animal abuse

Hufflepuff: If they did the do in space and had a baby but the baby was born in space. Would the baby count as an alien?

Slytherin: I want to say no since the baby’s parents are both from Earth

Hufflepuff: What if my cat fucks an alien?

Slytherin: This conversation took a turn!

#i don’t even know #yes this really happened #random conversations #i guess #I can’t remember how we got onto the topic of aliens #but here we are #i wanna say it was aliens vs ghosts but idk #anyway time for tags #harry potter #harry potter houses #hogwarts #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #slytherpuff #slytherpuff couple

[bayofwolves]

shaneke crumbs in my rewrite of one of the last chapters of the dragon's eye

#i just opened this old doc that has a BUNCH of snippets jotted down in it #passages like these #random conversations #plot points i want to utilize #a list of potential redcloak names #anyways #if i couldn't sprinkle shaneke crumbs into every single thing i write i would die i think #text #spirit animals #spirit animals books #spirit animals series #path of the heroes #abeke #conor #worthy #shane #shaneke #YUP worthy is gay asf #conor went from biggest shaneke hater to biggest shaneke supporter out of him meilin and rollan lol we love a matured king #this change is something important that i wanna go into later

[isame-allen]

Random convos with canon and oc

Nightmare: oh kindle, you the tallest in your family right?

Kindle: [the fifth shortest]

Nightmare: WHAT

(Kindle is 7’6 btw)

#imma just use [] as sign language for now on #and yes I did this cuz why not #ds nightmare #kindle #oc insert #random conversations #isaacballz

[msscar31]

Remus: Sometimes I just want to disappear.

James: What did you say?

Remus: Sometimes I just want to drink a beer.

#harry potter #james potter #remus lupin #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius black #peter pettigrew #remus x sirius #harry potter marauders #random conversations

[kissoflightning]

#Random Thoughts featuring my art wip:

My sister was bored and wanted to socialize, so I gave her permission to hang out in my room while I draw.

She looked at my drawing and asked "Ooh! Are they going to fall in love?"

Me: "Uh no."

Her: "Oh because usually when you draw two men together, you are making them gay."

Me: "I just wanted to draw a cool picture. For once I'm drawing two men in the same picture and not making them gay."

#art wip #random thoughts #random conversations #dbh art #cops #gavin reed #hank anderson #dbh fanart #hand drawn #KOL: ART

[nanamivnemesis]

My friends and I were just having a friendly debate over what counts as a book ( where light novels and manga would lie compared to full novels and stuff) and I realized I'm so tired of such dry, boring conversation starters I.E:

- What's your favorite color

-What your favorite weather

- Do you like cats or dogs

I need help with coming up with more creative conversations to have, like some raw unhinged Tumblr user energy conversations or just 100x more original, interesting, and worth being invested in I:E

do waterfalls ever run out of water who are their supplies?

If your brain had like a video game-level design ( think psychonauts) what would that look like and how would it reflect who you are?

if tacos were living would they ever hatch out of their shells?

Insert any shower thought or random thing to add to a friendly debate

Imagine some guy with like several trench coats on and he just keeps on opening it up

and dnd item, character, etc concept any prompt for a PowerPoint presentation night ( dear friends of mine can we please do this )

#nanamiknowsnothing #tumblr #shower thougts #random conversations #conversation prompts #tumblrpost #help i need ideas #i need input #i just have a lot of random thoughts i want to talk about more but usually people dont want to talk about them because its too weird #or if the do talk they dont try to get invested their just like ok maybe well i guess and dont try to use the yes and rule to add on #i wish there were more people willing to have these convos #part of why i love tumblr is often people love to alk about random unhinged things you wuld hear from the back of the class #yall are all cool i love it here #all other socials are about oh get popular and you have to be perfect but here comes tumblr like hey be you be cool its not about popularit #thank you tumblr #i love you all #it give me so much anxiety of oh what if I'm not cool enough on other platforms and i worried about that when I first joined here

[justanotheraussieteen-2005]

Enemies to lovers used to just be called opposites attract.

#random things #random #fandom #justanotheraussieteen-2005 #random conversations #fanfic #fan fiction #tropes #enemies to lovers

[mr-bowtieman]

I went to a family event yesterday and I was looking something up for one of my aunts, so my phone was on its wallpaper which is Tim and Bernard cause they're cute as hell and my older cousin looked over my shoulder and said "is that Robin and shaggy",,,,,, I than had to explain who Bernard was(im pretty sure this cousin is a little fruity like me) and he went "I'm still pretty sure he's a stand in for shaggy"

#tim drake #bernard dowd #what even is my life #random conversations

[lunar-goodness]

“qu'est-ce que c'est?”

“What?”

“What is that?”

“That’s not what you said.”

“That is what I said I just said it in French, what is that?”

“Why would you say it in French?”

“Because I took 2 years of French in high school and that’s the only bit that stuck, now what is that???????”

#shit post #french #high school #random conversations

[image-thot]

Random in my dm: *referring to the valve and spike calculations* Why would you even do that? Me: *Evil Chuckle* Because I could Me: ... Me: And because I literally had nothing else to do.

#transformers #valveplug #random conversations

[misterfudgelord]

1 AM musings

Friend 1: <Grover's mad quest to kill God> Why does this go so fucking hard Friend 1: Like this shitpost where Grover steals a Glock to kill God is biblical levels of story telling and moral Me: i just about had it when they got to the "he saw the birth of the universe and the heat death and couldnt tell the difference" Friend 1: Right? That is a cold fucking line Me: adding it to my repertoire hey Friend 1 i just had a really dumb fucking idea if like i have a terminal illness or some shit eat a shit ton of explosive material and tell my family to cremate me Friend 1: That is certainly a way to go You can indeed eat and pass C4 plastic explosives Me: it'll be interesting if there is a hell and i get sent there i'm not about to face the devil without attemping to gain the upper hand and i think that tannerite might just level the playing field Friend 1: Does killing the devil in hell warrant an even greater punishment from the Almighty or is it worthy of reward? For the devil is one of God’s divine creations, one of his best at that; and the fact God himself has not smote him implies he wishes Lucifer to live Me: I killed the Devil; I usurped his throne. There is no punishment for such an act. No reward. For what has God to fear but that which would face the Devil and want for his place? True evil has limits. I've surpassed them. Friend 1: Jesus Christ dude Me: But realize, God has nothing to fear. I killed the Devil for the Devil's throne; for the Devil's post. I do not take up a quarrel with God so as to supplant him: I do not want his post, for all it entails is antithetical to what I've sought. I took up a path to the throne of fire and brimstone, and there I sit. Higher than God. Friend 1: I once read a Tumblr writing prompt where God is talking to people who are in heaven, and asks them to pick a seven deadly sin to enjoy for eternity. Protag picks pride, God sighs, and he is cursed with the power to create a universe Me: Oh I know that one Me: Know, ye faithful, that God is sinful. To sin is to be whole, and to be holy. Only a being which sees itself as perfect could decree such and find the pride within itself to believe itself. The Devil is the only one to cast a stone. For the Devil is the only one without sin; that is his post. To be accursed with imperfection. For humanity was made in God's image, and humanity is sinful; so too is God sinful. But the Devil shall never be the whole that is to be sinful, and so must punish humanity for its sin. It is a cruel mockery of holiness, and yet, is a seat above all else. But surely not one to be content with. Jesus may have died on the cross for our sins, but the Devil is only sated for so long. Friend 1: Mfw the Jew has a much cooler take on Christian mythology Me: It has 0 bearing on my life so I have an unmarred perspective If the Jews are right then there is no hell and I'm going right up to chill with God and Satan (Satan is just God's lawyer) If the Christians are right then I'm going to hell and I get to kill the devil Friend 2: What if Dante is right What if Dante’s 7 circles of hell exist Me: Then I'll bring a car.

#god is dead #i could kill god #but i chose to kill the devil #by day this guy hates me but usually in the early morning we have deep conversations #1 am things #judaism #christianity #hell #heaven #you-met-god and tell-me-the-name-of-god vibes #random conversations #dante's inferno #why are you reading the tags lame-o (i would totally read the tags you're not a lame-o)