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koaly-ty · 2 months

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Different Princess (Episode Reacts)

Spoilers for Different Princess from episode 18 to 20. Tis what this review covers. Expect nothing and be not disappointed.

Ep 18

bestie stands disapproving of you rescuing your traitor wife (fish guy needs an award for all those exasperated frustrated im done with this looks, also a promotion to eternally disappointed in you bestie)

so much shoving

dont suck it out dont suck it out (chants frantically) please dont please please please nooo, eternally frustrated bestie why did u have to say that, u r a doctor do not make such terrible incomplete medical statements, lovesick people have very different interpretations of such matters

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (cries, not in a goood way, in a very sad utterly done with these people way)

also doctor thank you for stating that like you thought it was gonna stop him, or be retained in the memory of any of these people

now they are going to kiss feed her and fight over that (facepalm)

bro u should atleast be awake to appreciate all these tropes going on over your head (and on your neck)(he makes a nice vampire, perfect amount of agony on his face while attacking her neck)

please just end me

i cant do this

gongye qi i am so sorry for you and i respect you, i would have left the continent by now

and they have music, background music for the medicine mouth to mouth (sinking into the ground, im never coming back)

also bro u r the prettiest in the room, why didnt they give you more space for your faint, why such a cramped fall (so disappointed)

bro you need to get paid, forget brotherhood of revenge, your bestie has clearly decided to lose every single one of his braincells

what they cant share the medicine, mouth to mouth, it just all perfectly pours into the other person's mouth?

wrong word. u r a physician not a saint

bro changed his hairstyle (hello zhao yunlan)

bestie mad about it

such a im a big tough guy nice stoic pose (rolls eyes) could look a little less constipated though

oh oh fish guy reciprocates

Female lead: i will not believe these villains but of course they have explained their side of the matter and i may have misunderstood them (lies on floor, what logic is she on)

Ep 19

secretary du u have an exemplary work ethic

new robes new hairstyle bro got a full makeover

and how do u not know he is gentle? he carried you out there while running from pursuers, caught you before you could fall etc etc

he smiled!!!!! (who are you)

proud man applauding his brilliant wife's achievements (so cheesy, pauses to stave off the second hand embarrasment, does not succeed)

lady realises son is still after his bro's wife (aishh)

bestie accepts his in-law

everybody get up give this princess a standing ovation, ostrich (accurate, died laughing)

well now we have two matchmakers for her main couple

i did not just read goo-goo eyes (my eyes oh my eyes my eyes)

bury head in book why not

Ep 20

bro u wrote him, what do u mean since when do u understand each other so well

look who is jealous (smirky face)

secretary du, are u scratched, u r the assassin arent you

im dead sorry, look at him, look at that man staring so adoringly at his wife

ive passed away…………………………..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (insert more incoherent screaming) proposed, he proposed (more screaming) bro is totally on full husband mode

and here is the obligatory mid-autumn festival scene, every single drama has it huh lanterns wonder and adoring looks

sorry bro your automated script lines are not gonna reach those ears tonight

oh no that male lead is gonna confess his love to her isnt he? bro u know she's ur bro's, why do u persist so futiley

yao yao adorable as always

ah hah mid autumn festival, the holder of all the all cliche cheesy and embarrasssing romantic scenes of dramas

yao yao is the general's kid

murder bro u cant flirt and reciprocate and then suddenly have a moral dilemna, the dilemna should be before you throw yourself in

princess (give her a standing ovation), forget your brothers, u would be the best queen on the throne, she is every self-insert's dream, a pro at wrapping her man around her fingers

okay look here bro, u betrayed your murder bestie for your wife, now you who recycle your outfits has gone and gotten a new outfit to tell your bestie off for falling in love, he hasnt even betrayed you

i can give them a chance, if (insert pointy finger) u agree to marry me, admit to being my wife etc etc

bro u could have called him delusional, u could have pretended u had so many options instead u stood there like a goldfish and admitted it, then u blame him (slaps hand onto forehead)

get off my screen and flirt you terrible cringy creature, even ur servants are in on this (wriggles fingers at screen, shoo shoo)

so du has been replaced by someone else, and no one noticed? poor guy :(

#different princess #cdrama #episode review #clearing out my notes #ji wan er is a queen

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beneathashadytree · 2 years

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FITTING ROOM - KATSUKI BAKUGOU X READER

Warnings : Bakugou is in his 20s and living with the reader, some cursing, reader is gender-neutral!

Genre : fluff, crack

Word count : 0.4K words

Synopsis : Katsuki likes taking his sweet ol’ time looking for the perfect shirt to buy—one that shows just how hot he actually is.

Requests : Are closed for the time being.

Want to support me financially? Here’s my CashApp!

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Tapping their foot against the floor, they slowly grew impatient, having sat in front of their boyfriend’s fitting room for the past half hour.

“Katsuki, I think all the workers here hate us by now,” they groaned, throwing their head back exasperatedly, “You’ve tried on no less than fifteen shirts, and nothing caters to your tastes?!”

“Shut up, you’re the one who offered to sit and watch,” came his muffled voice from behind the curtain, before it was pulled open and he re-emerged, this time with a somewhat satisfied look on his face.

They blinked up at him once, then twice. With a sigh, they rolled their eyes.

“Of course, you ended up choosing yet another tank top that’s almost identical to the thirty others you’ve got at home… why am I not surprised,” they sighed again, before taking him in properly.

The shirt admittedly snugly fit him in all the right places, accentuating the muscular planes of his chest and his slim waist, the deep orange swirls adorning the side stitches contrasting nicely against his signature black.

With a devilishly attractive smirk, Bakugou cleared his throat, “You’re staring. You talk all big, but it looks like you’ve got no complaints, eh?”

Feeling a flush rising in their cheeks, they got up, shuffling closer to him as they mumbled, “You’re my boyfriend, where the fuck else would I look when you look this good?”

The ash-blonde’s devious grin only grew wider, crossing his arms against his chest, vermillion eyes watching as their own trailed from his chest to his face, lingering on his smirk.

“Has anyone told you that you’ve got nice teeth?” they breathed out, seemingly in a trance as they reached out to gently thumb at his lower lip, “And a hot smirk?”

Slightly bewildered now, Bakugou arched his eyebrow, “What are you going on about?”

“Dunno, when you bare your teeth, it does something to me,” they mumbled, leaning against the wall of the fitting room, “It’s kinda sexy.”

Scowling so as to fight the confused blush on his cheeks, he weakly pushed them off with one hand, the other quick to draw the curtains shut once again, snapping them out of their reverie and separating them with a rather loud, “Fucking weirdo.”

To anyone else, it might’ve sounded like his voice was dripping with venom, but to his lover who knew him all too well and had perfected the art of reading his embarrasssed reactions, they knew that that was only him growing too flustered.

Chuckling at his harmless grumbling from behind the curtain, they called out to him, “I’ll be waiting for you at the cashier, handsome.”

“Fuck off.”

Taglist: @wifeofkyojuro @thispersoniscrazy @the-foreigner @cloroxisadelectabletreat

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shinsukesgf · 4 years

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i am a SLUT for atsumu nd such a baby, pls pls pleeeeaase can i get reader accidentally calling tsumu 'daddy' in bed cause she's been thinking about calling him that for a while so it just slips out. atsumu is kinda shocked at first cause he thought you were his precious lil innocent babygirl that he had to slowly introduce to dirty acts, but then he gets more turned on and tells her not to be embarrassed and to call him daddy again. KAY IMMA GO JERK OFF NOW THANK UUUUUUUUUUU :) LOVE YOU

bskendjd i had to cut this a lil short bcs i swear i couldve made this WAYYY longer than it should be....

send me prompts or headcanons? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

!! nsfw !!

the pleasure you were feeling was immense. despite atsumu saying he would go slow & gentle for you, his sweet innocent babygirl, your cunny was still gushing around him. he was holding himself back, afraid that you had yet to try more intense things in the bedroom that he was more accustomed to but he had no objections to slowing things down to teach his babygirl. fuck, maybe he even got off on the fact that he would be the one to slowly corrupt & defile an innocent & pure angel such as yourself to do such dirty & erotic actions.

“you feeling good, angel? you like me fucking this cunt of yours hm?” his eyes was fixed on the lewd expressions you wore.

“y-yes ‘tsumu. you feel so good in me, d-daddy,” you mindlessly babbled out due to how good atsumu’s cock was filling your cunny up to the brim. atsumu’s eyes went wide open & hips came to a still. was he hearing things? did his little babygirl just call him daddy?

“y-you called me... daddy” he mumbled out.

“fuck, oh my god i didn’t mean to say that ‘tsumu. i really didn’t. i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable. jesus, i’m so embarrasssed-“ you rambled on before atsumu placed his a soft & reassuring grip on your face.

“look at me, angel. there’s nothing to be embarrasssed about. in fact, i want you to keep calling me that,” you could only meekly nod in response to his words.

atsumu began ramming his cock into you with much more force and speed than before, perhaps he had stopped holding back. his warm hands were around your waist, leaving purple bruises in the shape of his hands due to how tightly he was holding onto you.

“who would’ve thought my sweet angel likes to call me daddy? you’re just a dirty little girl, aren’t ya? come on, say it angel”

“yes daddy, i’m your dirty little girl!”

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markets · 2 years

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shes like one of those tiktok accounts that put on a black wig bunny hat and the biggest worst eyeliner ever and types with ten homestuck quirks or whatever and double as many tone indicators and people fall for it despite being it the worlds most obvious bait

i believed what yello told me and didnt look into her blog past that This is saur embarrasssing 😭

#ALSOS I HATEEEE THOSE TIK TOK ACCOUNTS Literally on my fyp every 5 secondss sthe most obvioous unfunny bait💀#angieanswers.txt

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slytherinshitposts · 4 years

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NYE 2020

Bellatrix: What are we doing to celebrate the new year, my sweets?

Hermione: *nonchalantly as she writes up a report for Zoom Uni* Oh, me and the gang are probably gonna try these shrooms Neville’s been growing in his backyard all pandemic.

Bellatrix: *chokes on her spit* SHROOMS?! *hysterical coughing ensues*

[Enters Andy, Cissa, and Tonks laughing. All three women stop upon seeing Bellatrix beating her chest, red in the face. They turn to Hermione who is unfazed, confused]

Tonks: Umm.. Mione? What’s wrong with Aunt Bella?

Hermione: *looks away from her paper* Huh?.... Oh! I told her our plans for NYE this year and I guess her spit went down the wrong pipe.

Bellatrix: *gasps loudly as her sisters rub her back* Andy! Did you know your delinquent was going to be doing DRUGS!! With my precious and pure Hermione?!

[Andy and Cissa share a look and then turn to Tonks]

Tonks: *shrugs non-committedly* Well I did tell you we were going to Neville’s for NYE. Besides, you let me get high, mom and I’ve heard the stories about you and aunt bella and aunt Cissa. Shrooms aren’t that bad in a controlled environment.

Bellatrix: What kind of mother are you, Andy?! DRUGS?!

Cissa: Oh, come off it Bellatrix. Don’t forget the last time you decided to take a couple edibles when we went to visit mom and dad. Remember that uber ride back home?

[Tonks and Hermione jumps as Andromeda barks out in laughter. Doubling over as tears well in her eyes]

Andy: Oh *gasp* my *gasp* GOD. Now THAT was a time!!

[Bellatrix groans and pushes a laughing Narcissa away from her as she approaches Hermione at her desk]

Hermione: I’m suddenly very intrigued by this turn of events. Do tell more.....

Tonks: yes. Tell us all about aunt Bella’s wild night on EDIBLES. This is gonna be pure blackmailing gold!

Bella: Oh shut up, morphling. *sighs* but I’m afraid I don’t remember anything from that night at all.

Andy: BWAHAHAHAHA! That’s complete bullshit! You went on days and days griping about how embarrasssing you must have looked! *laughs louder*

Cissa: So you girls know how me and my sisters go to our parents monthly to check in with them. Well one weekend we decided to try these new edibles Andy’s been experimenting with. While we were having dinner with our parents Bella decided she should start earlier and took more than the suggested amount. So, anyways, the night went on as usual. We said our goodbyes and decided to take a car back to my loft in the city. Well, as we were driving off from the esta—

Andy: *cuts in* BELLA SUDDENLY GRABS THE TOP OF HER HEAD AND STARTED SCREAMING AT THE DRIVER TO TAKE HIS TIME AND DRIVE OR ELSE SHE’LL SPILL ALL OVER THE PLACE HAHHAAAHH

Cissa: We asked her what she meant and she turned to us with a deathly scared face and said “I’m a milkshake and if he drives too fast my top will come off and I’ll spill all over the place and I don’t wanna spill!” And started cry—BWAHHAHAHAHA*laughs loudly*

[Bellatrix hides her blushing face in Hermione’s unkempt hair as the girl chuckles till she’s red in the face by the story]

Hermione: Thats actually really funny. I can only imagine that. Now I kinda want you to join us NYE, Bella.

Bella: NO. Nope! You go and have your fun but be safe! I will never forget that feeling. I really did feel like someone changed me into a milkshake and I was seconds away from spilling. It’s not funny!

[Bella puts on a face of irritation only to laugh as Hermione looks at her and smiles. Opening her arms for a hug, school work forgotten, Hermione holds her lover as everyone comes down from their hysteria]

Bella: Edibles are evil. Promise you’ll never do them, kitten.

Hermione: *smirks* ......sure.

Based on this twt post:

#harry potter #bellatrix black #harry potter fandom #slytherinposts #hermione granger #bellamione #bellatrix lestrange #harry potter fanfiction #shitpost #fanfic #based on a twt pic #andromeda tonks #nymphadora tonks #narcissa black

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daybreakx · 3 years

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I agree about the selca days and people trying to turn it into a competition. Like can't it just be "Hi! This is me, me love Astro" and then all the other Arohas get excited and its a giant hype squad. I live for this.

Like fansigns are an excuse to be like "OMG did you see that Aroha??? Her nails are perf!" Or "That Aroha there? The one beside Rocky. Heard her speak, she sounds like an angel. Wanna squish." There is so much stuff to love and appreciate in other people even if you dont feel you're like a real life Eunwoo pretty. You are. Someone, somewhere is totally losing their shit cause you exist.

Just like... Be nice to each other??? Sorry #didntmeantorant

omg i completely agree with you!

It's honestly super touching to see fandoms being each others' hype people? like it's just beautiful you're there to give a nice comment to a complete stranger because you know you have something in common and they made an effort to look good in their selca (or in anything else, really). But per usual people just turned it into a competition like 'ugh, you don't have more than 20 likes in your pic? embarrasssing!' and getting to the point of attacking others on whether the boys would like them irl or not?? that's just ridiculous.

#daybreakx answers #thedollymaker

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dangan-happy · 4 years

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to anyone really, I’m in an online class right now, and my dad waltz right on camera and starts cuddling me and hugging me and kissing me, and of course I’m embarrasssed and shocked and mad and I go “wtf??!!”. and this grown adult. walks out of the room. and punches the door I don’t even know how many times. this was in my living room so I quickly escaped but now both my parents are mad at me (because I said a curse word) and I’m legitimately scared and I don’t know what to do. what if he doesn’t have the self control to leave the room one day?? what do I do then? they made me go back on call in tears after wards too. I’m just scared and I don’t know what to do or what to think.

U-Uuhh.. A-Anon-! I-I'm so sorry you h-had to go through t-that..! Y-Your father doesn't s-seem nice at all a-and I think you should g-get help as soon a-as possible to get out of that e-environment.. Y-You should look up c-child protection s-services and m-maybe try to reach out, b-because you need t-to have a s-safe place away f-from a person like t-that...

H-Here.. I'll give you a hug as w-well.. I-If that's okay with y-you! E-Everything will be okay, b-but please do your best t-to get away from t-that bad spot.. Y-You really don't deserve anything l-like that, A-Anon..! I-I'm here for you regardless, o-okay...? I k-know you can d-do this..!

#danganronpa #danganronpa roleplay blog #ask #mikan tsumiki #mod mikan #tw abuse #abuse mention

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promisebymin · 4 years

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INSTAGRAM BUYERS .... Help

soooo basically I found this one seller who was selling a jimin pc that’s kinda rare and I ended up buying 🤡 very embarrasssing to admit but I spent over $150 for it and now looking at our messages I’m kinda like uhhhh bc I think I was too excited that I didn’t notice their lack of answers to me when I’d ask multiple questions. As in, I’d ask 4 things then she’d only answer 1. ALSO as of now this morning, the account is gone so I’m like ..... god no pls no ..... and I’ve only bought from an insta seller once sooo I don’t have much experience and I haven’t been on there for long. have you guys had this happen? A part of me really believe they were legit, maybe something happened and they’ll come back but the other part of me is like yup I lost some money!! I looked through their profile and they seemed real plus had a good amount of proof so I’m like ... uhhh. I don’t know if I should wait it out and see if they come back orrrrrrr TRY to get my money back which will surely be impossible to get bc of course I paid the F&F on PayPal.... idk what to doooo has anyone had this happened maybe? I don’t wanna start contacting some ppl I saw buy from them and go thru with this PayPal thing then end up having the seller come back ya know? Like i don’t wanna panic when it’s been 12ish hours since it happened.

#AHHH idk if i can even get my money back this is so ughhhh #i feel so dumb like i was soo excited m everything

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ziracona · 4 years

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me: about to start a trial in dbd. my cat: Lays on my hands. me: ok nvm i guess. Ty for answering my michael ask. Hope it didn't come across as me saying "does this go away" and more "does he find out ways to manage his symptoms better?". So. What made him change his mind about listening to the voices in the later chapters? ALSO. Do Frank and Julie hesitate from interacting with the survivors out of guilt? or just because They're Like That. Does this ever change? - Sleepy

Lol, cats be like that. And np!

Hmmm, Michael—apologies if some of these things weren’t as self-evident as I thought they were in-fic :’-) — So! For him, it was a combination of several things. DbD Michael has had years of isolation and suffering to ruminate, and the only source of familiarity or anything that’s not a blanket negative in his life for all those years has been Laurie. He’s never hated her. He used to love her. As an adult, his motivation for killing her was never anger; it was just the price the voices told him they needed for him to be left alone in peace, which is all he really wanted and has been desperate for for years. But like, a couple decades of hunting in the realm were not pelasant for him. He hated being trapped there, and eternally unable to accomplish anything. It was hell. Laurie wasn’t exactly a source of community, but she was literally the only thing in the whole realm that he had any connection to at all. And once she started talking to him, that kind of did a lot. I mean, no one since he was a small child has even spoken to him by name outside of Loomis, who calls him ‘it’ and a demon as much as anything else. He’s starved for recognition and connection and affection, whether he’s aware of it or not, and he does remember Laurie. She’s like, one of the only good memory sources he has of his entire life. He liked her, they were happy as kids. Once she recognised official who he was and started talking to him about being her brother, it was confusing, because no one had treated him like a person—much less a person they were even as positively disposed towards as ‘sad’ or ‘conflicted’—since he was six. He’d never been offered any version of the future besides the one the voices and Loomis carved out for him and threw at his face every day. In Family Matters, Laurie tells him he’s supposed to protect her, and that they look the same when she sees him without the mask, and that he should keep it off because he’s so much less scary without it while she’s dying, and I think more than anything he just doesn’t know how to feel about all that. Laurie has been with him for years and never done it. In fact nobody has ever treated him like this before, and it’s nice just kind of universally to be liked or shown affection and familiarity or kindness, and it’s completely alien to him, but it’s not bad, and it’s the first not bad experience in decades, so he’s confused and it’s odd, but he also wants to hear more and tries to not kill her so she can talk more—tries to shake her shoulder to wake her back up—but it’s too late by then and she bleeds out. I think Dwight mentions later in a different chapter that even though Michael kills Laurie within a few minutes, he’s gone the entire trial until the very end. It’s because he spent the rest of that time trying to get her to wake back up before finally giving up and accepting she was dead.

He’s more open to talking in The Tower once he finally sees her again, and he still wants suicide pact, but is willing to compromise to get what he wants, and is kind of enjoying himself for once because stuff is happening and he has hope. He gets chewed out by two small strangers for being a bad brother, and then flips out when he realises Laurie was not going to do joint suicide today (and honestly a part of why he flips out so much in The Tower is Laurie’s “I meant like in a few months, not in 12 minutes! Why would you think I meant that?” embarrasss him and hurts his feelings. Michael is sensitive and does not like feeling mocked). Then Laurie shows up to have a showdown with him after he has calmed down a little, and the stuff she says about him having to be dead to her so she can still remember him as a kid as someone she loved really hurts, I think, even if he’s not introspective enough to get why. But at the end of it, when Laurie can’t kill him while he’s unconscious and chooses to leave him instead, he’s not unconscious for that whole speech. He’s awake a lot of it, because he’s smart enough to play dead (and routinely does in Halloween films when in his best interest) and is playing dead waiting for a chance to stop her from killing him for real. So, that means he’s awake and just super injured for her whole “I can’t do it. I can’t kill the memory of you. I hate myself for it, but I still love you. I wish that things could have been different. I wish our lives were good, and that I understood you. I wish I’d been old enough to do something. I wish you still loved me.” speech to what she thinks is his unconscious body, and while he didn’t get everything she said, he got most of it—he’s not stupid. And it was sweet, and sad, and overwhelming, and I don’t think anyone has ever said they loved him since he was six, and the people who did once are all dead now. I don’t think it occurred to him anyone could, or should, or would want to. And he doesn’t understand Laurie, because their lived experiences are so different, but what she says means something to him too. Laurie says in 600 Seconds that he’s all she’s had for forty years, and in a lot of ways, even if he felt it very differently, that’s true for Michael too.

When he finds Laurie in Vs., he’s still looking for his way out, but more than that, he’s just looking for her. Laurie immediately assumes he’s there to try to commit suicide with her again, but he doesn’t actually make her try that initially. Just comes to collect her. And then as soon as she gets attacked by Krueger, starts kicking ass and taking name on her behalf. Listens to her about not killing Quentin, partially because she’s threatening him with a knife, but partially because at this point he trust her as much as he’s ever trusted anybody. And she and Quentin work to save him, and do, and she gets him out of the realm, and so by the time he comes to find her for the last time in 600 Seconds, she’s not Cynthia Myers: the second sister I need to kill to obtain peace anymore. She’s Cynthia, the baby sister who remembers me and fought someone to protect me, and said she loves me, and is going to kill herself with me so we can both be at peace. And so when she begs him not to kill her, he cares. You have to understand, his few memories of Laurie from the last year or two in-realm are like, the only memories from his adult life that are even partially good. He’s never had a real shot at being a normal human because of Loomis, but she’s been working so hard to treat him like one just the same, and it matters to him that he can tell how much he matters to her. So when she asks him, his initial response is, “...Well. If I kill her and live, I can be at peace, but then what? What does life really have that I want?” And the answer is, as far as he knows, not really anything. He never thought past the quiet. And if he dies? He could be at peace that way too. So if Cynthia wants to live so badly, he can let her, because he doesn’t really want to kill her, and if she kills him instead, it’ll still be quiet. And that’s kind of nice. He can have looked out for her once before the end, like she wanted.

And then of course, Laurie is distraught over that response and tries to talk him out of killing himself too, and to convince him they could have a normal life together as family and deserve one. That it’s what she wants, and even if it seems impossible, she knows they could find a way to make it work for him too and to be okay, and says she had been good on her word so far. And she has, she got him out of the realm like she promised. And she wants it so bad, and Michael doesn’t really want anything but quiet, or he hasn’t, not for years, but he does now, because being with Laurie he’s almost felt like a real person again. And Michael has always disconnected himself from the killings—not in a DID way, just, he doesn’t think of the desire as his, because it’s not—it’s the voices—so he wears the mask if he’s going to kill. And it’s the voices who want Cynthia dead, but she’s asking him not to do it and not to die either, not them, and so he just makes his own choice for the first time in years, and says no to the voices, and does what she wants, because he hopes it’s what he wants too. Being with her is the closest to alive and happy he can remember feeling, and wants that. He wants to be Michael again, and not the Shape, he just doesn’t know if he can. But he decides to try. And then again, when she comes to find him in Out of Darkness, there’s that scene where he considers killing her when she’s asleep, because the voices are so overwhelming and he can’t stand it and he’s so depressed, but he remembers he promised her he wouldn’t kill her, and so he doesn’t, and then she wakes up a little when he goes back to the couch, and smiles at him and uses him as a pillow because she loves him and trusts him and isn’t afraid to touch him or show physical affection, and if almost kills him because being touched in any way not meant to hurt or move him is a thing he can barely even remember anymore. But it feels good, like, unbearably. And he doesn’t know who he is anymore or what he wants, except that he wants to try just in case maybe things can be okay. And so he does, and they are. Slowly, but they are. And he gets to be happy.

So, in short. The TLDR is his whole life he had two doors: Listen to the voices, or suffer alone in misery forever. And someone offered him a door number three, and because that person loved him, and he wanted to try for a life where he could keep being loved and maybe remember for real how to love somebody back, he took it. He never wanted to kill Judith, or Laurie. He did it out of desperation. And if he’d gotten help, he’d never have even killed Judith. He was just never presented with an alternative. Nobody ever gave him a way to choose to be Michael anymore. Until Laurie. And that’s what he really wanted—has always wanted. To get to be the fragments of a person he managed to keep alive through all those years of abuse and loss and isolation. Laurie was just what it took to convince him he had a choice. And that it might be one that even maybe could succeed.

As for Julie and Frank, they avoid the survivors out of a mixture of guilt, and also discomfort. It’s not super fun to be around people who hate you or judge you, no matter how much you deserve it. And they do feel bad, and neither one likes to think about that or the shit they did very much, much less be actively reminded of it. This does get better though! It takes a while, but the road trip Julie and Frank end up joining does a lot to help. Gets a couple of bridges built, and things get a lot better. It takes time, especially for them to not feel like totally shit around the people they hurt the most, but the more years pass, the better that gets, and they become a lot less prickly and defensive or self-isolating when around the survivors.

#ask #sleepy #in living memory (fic)#in living memory #ilm spoilers #dead by daylight #I hope the Michael answer made sense! also once again didn’t proofread /anything/ so hang in there reading it rip #sorry I’m super dead today

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leeyuunmi · 4 years

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Love & Producer KR: Gavin Rainy Day Date 「비 오는 날 데이트」 Part 3

Text version of Gavin’s Rainy Day Date

Quite confused about the hostel owner’s age as he used the word hyung when he spoke to Gavin. Young hostel owner, perhaps? XD

Still using sunbae in this translation everytime MC addresses him as sunbae.

Video version to be updated.

Please do not repost this anywhere else.

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The rain outside became more and more intense. Gavin and I sat on the sofa and looked at the guestbook under the warm light.

MC: Should we leave something in the guestbook when we leave too?

Gavin: Okay. Write whatever you want.

MC: But what should I write... We were stuck in the room because of the rain?

Gavin: ...the mist was beautiful here?

MC: Yes. It was like a fairy tale. It’s a shame that I can’t see anything.

We were feeling frustrated, we exchanged words one by one and finally looked at each other and laughed.

Gavin: Let’s come back when the weather is better.

MC: Let’s stay a few more days then!

*knock knock*

A sudden knock sound stopped our conversation. Gavin stood up and opened the door, outside, the owner of the hostel looks embarrassed.

Gavin: What is it?

Gavin’s voiced calmed him down. He took a deep breath and told us the unfortunate news.

Owner: I just got a warning from the Meteorogical Agency. Because of the several days of rain, the upstream water level has risen.

Owner: Also, signal is unstable and gets disconnected because of the heavy rain. So we don’t know what’s going on down the mountain.

MC: Unbelievable!

I hurriedly took out my phone and looked at it, the signal was all gone.

The owner hesitated again and again before revealing why he came.

Owner: I have a difficult request... Can Gavin go down and check the situation on the road?

Surprised by the words, I looked at Gavin. However, the look in Gavin’s eyes seemed to have made a decision.

Gavin: Okay.

Owner: Thank you! Be sure to go safely. If there is anything, MC, please come to me.

The owner, after sayingthat, hurriedly went back. Gavin swiftly went back to the room, packed a few items and prepared to take an umbrella.

When I saw that, I quickly grabbed an umbrella and changed my shoes.

MC: Sunbae, I will go with you too!

Gavin: No, the situation down the mountain is unclear, I can’t risk you.

Gavin worriedly cut.

MC: It is also dangerous for you to go alone. Can’t we wait for the rain to stop first then go?

Gavin: We can’t wait to know what the situation is right now.

He took the umbrella in my hand and put it back in the umbrella stand.

Gavin: I don’t want to put you in uncertain danger.

MC: I...

I looked at Gavin anxiously, but at that moment I could not say anything to refute.

Gavin: Don’t worry. Nothing will happen.

Gavin bowed his head, his warm lips are light and soft on my forehead.

Gavin: I’ll be back soon.

The thick wooden door closed with a sound. Through the window I could see Gavin disappearing in the cloudy rain while holding the umbrella.

I keep waiting until his figure disappears completely.

Still worried, I returned to the living room and sat down and flipped through the guestbook.

When I reached a page, a familiar neat handwriting reappeared, a simple line was written on one side of the paper,

“After the rain, we will be together.”

MC: The two of them got together!

I screamed in surprise. This sudden discovery comforted me at this moment.

One second, one minute, time passed... Even after enough time for a round trip, Gavin didn’t return.

MC: What might have happened to sunbae?

There was an amnious thought in my head. I hesitated for a moment, clenched my teeth and left the hostel with an umbrella.

I went down the mountain along with one and only road.

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Nobody in the mountains, and it was difficult to walk because of the heavy rain. The stone tablets and stairs laid on the road were also slippery.

I took one step carefully, but when I passed the corner, I stumbled on my feet and fell on the stairs.

MC: Ugh... someone, help!

I was embarrasssed. I held on the tree trunk next to me. Then, my umbrella was blown by the wind and raindrops fell on my face.

Looking over the cliff over the road, my heart pounded.

MC: It was dangerous... I’m glad I didn’t have an accident.

I tried to stand up on the tree trunk, but suddenly felt a sharp pain on my ankle. When I just fell, I was fine...

MC: Oh...

The situation of dilemma. Looking left and right, I spotted a small space to avoid rain under the trees not so far away.

I struggled as I moved to it. Then I took off the white coat and placed it over my head.

MC: What should I do...

When I turned on my phone, a signal suddenly appeared at the top of the screen. It was hard to believe. After checking again, I immediately called Gavin.

After dozens of attempts, a ringtone was heard.

Gavin: MC? What’s wrong?

Overwhelming joy swept me. My voice increased without my knowledge.

MC: Sunbae! Where are you now?

Gavin: Going back... You... (how is it there?)

His voice continued to hang over the phone. It seemed to disappear soon.

Gavin: Are you outside now?

MC: Yes, I tried to find you. But I sprained my ankle so I cannot move now.

Gavin: Where are you now?

MC: I am...

Duuu... The signal was cut again.

I looked at the phone screen with blank eyes, I was more disappointed and embraced my arms and placed my face on my knees.

It rained constantly and made the whole mountain noisy. Cold, soaked in wet clothes, slowly penetrated my skin.

After awhile, a small sound was heard. I hurriedly raised my head but no one was there. It’s as if that sound was just my imagination.

MC: Could sunbae have passed by?

My thought flowed in the worst direction without my knowledge and my mood gradually subsided.

MC: Sunbae...

Then, urgent footsteps covered the loud noise of rain. The sound is far, but I can clearly hear it despite the rain.

MC: Is this my imagination again?

Gavin: MC!

Before I raised my head, another coat was over my head. Wet hands held me tight.

Gavin’s impatient face appeared in my sight. In the rain that covered the sky, his appearance was dreamy.

It seemed that the light that had fallen through the fod and leaves reflected in the rain and turned into a rainbow.

Gavin: Sorry I’m late. Are you okay?

Only then I could believe that Gavin really appeared before me.

At the moment, my eyes stopped. Something that I didn’t know whether it was raindrops or tears had fallen out from my eyes making my sight blurry.

I followed his cautious hands into his arms. But the hand that was trying to hold me suddenly stopped.

Gavin: ... I’m all wet.

Gavin looked down on me and explained. Water droplets on the tip of his hair slipped along the contours of his face and shook precariously on his lower jaw.

MC: I don’t mind.

Gavin: Then you might catch a cold.

Before he finished his sentence, I hugged him as hard as I could.

We felt each other’s heartbeats by sticking together without a gap. My half dried clothes soon got wet with his wet clothes.

MC: Both of us are wet now.

Gavin laughed. He hugged me like a treasure he found again.

#mr love: dream date #mr love: queen’s choice #love and producer #dates #gavin dates #baek gi dates #gavin #baek gi #mldd #mlqc #러프듀 #러브앤프로듀서 #gavin dates in text #gavin rainy day date

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imaghostwriter · 5 years

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The Café test

i got tagged by the amazing @writingonesdreams. it took me a while to get to it and now that i did it got freakishly long. sorry about that

(answering this one for my drama novel. do i have a name for it yet? no, i don’t)

Did they get a cafe they liked? What kind of cafe do they like? What does that say about their character?

1. Where do they sit? (Near the door because there’s an exit? Near the back to hide? Where it’s shadowy? Where they’ll be seen by a waiter? Lots of table space for writing/drawing/hands? Minimal space? Would they ever sit with others? What do these things say about their character?)

daniel doesn't care where he sits so long as he can sit with his back to a wall so that he can look over the room. it makes him feel safe

james doesn't go to cafés unless he's being asked by someone else to accompany them and then he doesn't care where he sits bc his attention is solely focused on the person with him

ross sits somewhere central where there's loads of people around

colleen sits wherever she can be seen best by the people already in the café

sharon likes to sit by the window. she likes to watch the people outside and those in the café without necessarily being part of the hassle. she strategically places herself so that the waiter can easily spot her but not close to a door or any part where there's loads of movement

2. What do they order? (Is it sweet? Is it focused on hydration only? Is it expensive? (Can they afford it if it is?) Is it milky and warm? Is it to wake them up? To comfort them like a hot cocoa? Does it bring back memories? Do they get a drink connected to other people in their lives?)

daniel gets whatever the other person is getting. but if he goes by himself he always orders one large hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows. he's too embarrassed to do it while anyone else is there tho

james drinks coffee with loads of milk. he craves the caffeine and enjoys the creaminess that comes with the milk

ross likes to play tough and orders black coffee, no sugar every time. he hates coffee.

colleen goes for whatever fancy and expensive thing catches her eye first but never actually finishes her drink. most times she ends up not liking it and orders a bitter lemon after that

sharon drinks tea. it makes her feel warm and helps her to calm down

3. If they get a snack, what do they get? (See above for similar questions to ask. Another good one is: Are they allergic to anything? Are there health concerns? Do they have to worry about their digestion for any reason? Or is their stomach made of steel?)

daniel gets whatever the other person he's with is having. again. if he's on his own he gets a slice of pecan pie bc he feels like it goes best with his hot chocolate

james doesn't get snacks bc he can't afford to buy any food outside his main meals. if he does he tries to get something nutritious so that he can feel as though it was worth it

ross usually gets a sandwich. he's always hungry and doesn't care much for sweet things, apart from the occasional milkshake maybe

colleen never gets anything but she will steal half of whatever you just ordered

sharon gets a piece of cake or a muffin if she feels like it. more often than not whoever is behind the counter will take one look at her open smile and serves her the biggest or prettiest one

4. How do they pay? (Are they rich? Poor? Do they count their pennies or do they throw a whole bunch of gold on the table? Or are they rich and stingy, counting their pennies because that’s how they got rich in the first place? Do they run out without paying? Do they not give a shit about the law? Are they desperate for a feed and want to pay but just can’t?)

daniel never thought much about tips. his mother taught him only to leave a tip if the service was well but he usually gives the standard tip no matter what, only tipping better if the service was exceptional

james would like to tip better but often can't. sometimes he's so embarrasssed about how small his tip is that he just puts the cash on the table and leaves, his face burning red

ross leaves the standard tip, usually falling a bit shorter rather than being on the generous side but once he left a 100$ tip just to prove a point against colleen and capitalism. he got into trouble with his mom for it bc they had to cut short that month. at first he stayed defiant but that night he heard her cry alone in her bedroom when he was just about to get himself a glass of water. after that he got himself a job and started watching the money he spent.

colleen doesn't think too much about tips. whatever she has in her pockets she puts on the table. sometimes it's embarrassingly low, sometimes it's hilariously high

sharon tips well, no matter what.

5. How do they interact with staff? (No eye contact? Lots of smiles? Friendly banter? Awkward conversation?)

daniel stays friendly and polite, no matter what. but if the waiter/waitress starts up more than just small talk he's out of his depth. don't get me started on what happens when someone tries to flirt with him bc rest assured that goes straight over his head

james never knows what to say. he feels awkward ordering things from other people and next thing you know you've got a tree of a man stammering out his order with a voice raspy as sandpaper. and although he probably doesn't look you directly into the eye you can definetely see him blush. what a mess.

ross manages to stay nice enough for the few seconds it takes to place his order. he used to be a bit of a dick but ever since he started working retail himself he reached the minimum requirement of counting as somewhat of a pleasant customer.

colleen barely looks the staff in the eye. she just reads off the menu and then returns to whatever is more important to her atm. unless that staff is male and handsome. then they have her undivided attention

sharon is always kind and smiles a lot. she even likes to chit-chat with the waiter or waitress if they have some time on their hands

this was so much fun! i’m tagging @thewritingsofart, @storyteller-kaelo, @metaphors-and-melodrama, @bookenders, @authorified, @waywordwriter, @wasted-hymn, @writingnosefreak and anyone else who feels like doing this. but pls also don’t feel pressured if i’ve tagged you. this is all for the funsies :D

#wip: tna #ghostly gabbing #tagging game

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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years

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Supportive Regis (Gladnis AU)

So following the Supportive Clarus headcanons, and into the headcanon that Regis is the supportive parental figure to Ignis in Gladnis AU, I’ve tried to come with headcanons for it (adding a Read More for all of you out of the ship/headcanon, not to be bothered by a long post).

Regis and Ignis don’t get to spend too much time together, so his and Gladio’s relationship (as compared to) isn’t as fun/developed as it is between Clarus and Ignis.

The king is a busy man, and he gives priority to spending his free time with Noctis, so there’s very little time left...yet, if it’s up to him, he will choose to see Ignis.

Regis hates the way Ignis bottles up all his feelings, emotions and personal thoughts: he was raised to think he doesn’t matter so long he’s not treating royal issues and being “of use”.

Therefore, Regis will always look for subtle ways to make Ignis talk about his personal life.

Ignis won’t notice when the conversation went from last night’s Council meeting to how Gladio made a mean comment on their last date.

“*gasp* He didn’t”

“Astrals, he did”

Regis knows that if he gives one second to Ignis to think, Ignis will go “My apologies. My personal life isn’t important. We were talking about...” and will go back to robot-mood in which he only works.

That’s why Regis comes up with those awkward teenage-like responses: so that Ignis’ reflex is to answer and carry on with the conversation.

Regis likes Ignis “fangirl” mode: he will ramble a lot and move the hands, but his tone is the same as if he would be treating royal matters: keeps it cool, but if you take his words alone, he’s totally teenage-like rambling on his boyfriend.

At first Regis only wanted Ignis to talk bc it’s not healthy to bottle up everything, but turned out to be deeply interested in the issues themselves.

Plus Regis gives the greatest advise on the romantic issue: not on flirting or making the partner laugh, but on what love means and what it means to have a beloved one.

Regis is a gossip mess in the Gladnis matter.

“Ignis, you won’t believe what Clarus said that Gladiolus said about you the other day”

“Ignis, I heard from Clarus that Gladiolus was who hid your tie- it’s in the training hall”

“Ignis, you won’t believe what Clarus said about you the other day”

“Ignis, bet you can’t guess what Clarus’ going to gift you today”

“Ignis, Clarus said you left a great impression on him”

“Ignis, Clarus says”, “Ignis, Clarus thinks”, “Ignis, I heard that Gladiolus”.

“Ignis, Clarus praises your loyalty”

“Wh-wha- did he really... ahem, apologies. I meant to say I’m deeply honored that Mr. Amicitia thinks-”

“And he says he’s so happy to have you as son-in-law and loves you”

“DID HE REALLY, OMG”

Indeed, Regis is so weak for Gladnis and Amicitia-Ignis gossip he was who told Ignis he was having dinner for the first time with the Amicitia before even Gladio could ask Ignis.

“IGNIS, SON, GO LOOK FOR YOUR BEST CASUAL-FORMAL ATTIRE. In a day or two you’re going to be asked to have dinner with Clarus and family! :D”

“to haVE WHAT-!? D:” Ignis also accidentally dropped some papers he was carrying by accident after stumbling upon his own feet as he quietly yelped that out.

Ignis doesn’t show it but he’s profoundly concerned of the kind of impression he may leave to Clarus Amicitia as a human being, not just as co-worker, and Regis knows Ignis’ scared.

Regis almost didn’t get it, but he managed to catch up with Ignis when he was leaving the Citadel that day to give him some advise and support for that night.

Ignis was too nervous and forgot everything except “don’t be nervous”.

Regis is also weak for gossip the other way around

“Clarus, you won’t believe what Ignis said about you the other day”

“Clarus, Ignis says he not only respects but also admires you”

“Clarus, the other day Ignis said Mr. Clarus and not Amicitia, omg, he loves you”

“Clarus, bet you can’t guess what Ignis’ going to gift you in your birthday”

“Clarus, the other day Ignis told me he really, really admires you”

“I’m honored to know-”

“And he said you’re more his dad than his real dad”

“...Did he really ;A; <3 “

Also after that first dinner together: “Clarus, Ignis was terrified of last night, you terrify him”

“Oh, was it terror? I thought he was just shy. He shouldn’t be scared, though. He behaved amazingly.”

“Ignis, you left a good impression last night, Clarus said...”

There was this once Noctis told Regis about his “new friend who loves photography”; Regis asked him what kind of stuff he liked to photograph, and when the list got to “sometimes Ignis and Gladio, too”, Regis asked Noctis to ask Prompto for some of those pictures.

That was Regis’ gift to Gladio and Ignis on their second anniversary: a bunch of photographs of the two of them, some of which they didn’t even know about.

Regis is really a fangirl mess for Gladio and Ignis’ relationship. Supports it as hell.

Regis had shown so much care for Ignis and his relationship that he’s the first person to come to Ignis’ mind when he wants to share something, even just a small comment .

Regis is also first in mind when Ignis is overwhelmed by emotions (whether they’re good or bad) and he doesn’t know who to go to (when he can’t/doesn’t want to go to Gladio).

When Ignis’ overwhelmed by emotions he will try to swallow it and “not bother anyone”. Except Regis always notices, and will always ask.

Ignis will say nothing on his emotions, so it’s always up to Regis to scan the guy and see if there’s anything bothering him. That’s the only way Ignis will talk those issues: when asked by Regis.

There was this once Ignis had a fight with Gladio and both snapped bad words (they didn’t mean to), and Ignis was terribly upset but tried not to show it.

Which was fine until he saw Regis.

The mere image of the king, his fatherly figure, looking at him broke him. Still, Ignis tried to keep composure and just started reporting things to Regis.

Regis noticed as soon as Ignis put the head lightly down that something was wrong. He asked, but Ignis ignored him and continued reporting like a robot with a memorized speech unable to stop.

When Regis put a hand on Ignis’ hair, Ignis just broke down.

As reserved and overly respectful as he is, he didn’t dare look up or get closer; he just cried and cried standing there, using his hands to clean his eyes, and apologizing over and over, hating himself because “Why can’t I stop?”

“My apologies, your Highness...I-I’m wetting the report papers...”

Like Regis gave a shit about the report papers.

Regis is always the one who has to bring Ignis in a hug; Ignis won’t touch the king otherwise.

It was Regis’ photographs-gift what brought Gladio and Ignis to apologize and work things out.

Regis knows Ignis is very embarrasssed (in a bad way that saddens the young adviser) because Clarus loves him so much, and he has had dinner with the Amicitia hundreds of time in over 2 years, and he was even given keys of the Amicitia house, while the Scientia haven’t given a chance to Gladio (they’re “too busy for teenage romance nonsense”).

So one day Regis asks for Gladio and Ignis into Council meeting, except there’s no council meeting, and the table is set for dinner.

“Your Majesty, I apologize. What are we celebrating?”

“Gladiolus, please forget about formalities. Tonight is family dinner. I’m Ignis’ father today.”

Ofc Gladio’s puzzled at first, but Ignis’ just as shocked: he had made comments on his problem with his parent, and had said he would “like to have dinner with Gladio and at least one of his parents”, he just wasn’t expecting this.

Yet, Ignis knew this was a real “family dinner” unlike what he would have gotten had his parents agreed someday.

Regis doesn’t say it but he really wishes to attend two weddings and walk two sons down the aisle one day. Not just Noctis.

Regis feels so much of a dad to Ignis that he once mistook him by that.

“...and that’s why I think it is important to tell your brother.”

“...to tell...who, your Highness? I...do not have any siblings”

“Oh. I meant...I meant Noctis”

Regis is chuckling and snorting at his own stupidity, but Ignis doesn’t understand: he interpreted it as a way of Regis to say Noctis and Ignis were good friends, never once did it cross Ignis’ head that the king had thought he was his son.

One of the last things Regis said to Gladio, regarding Ignis, was: “While I do know he doesn’t require of it, I do ask you to protect Ignis as well. I know your only responsability is to protect my son...but so is Ignis’. Ignis has no sense of self-care, and I fear he will blindly sacrifice himself only for the sake of protecting my son. You can save yourself and Noctis at once, but Ignis forgets he’s a human, and will only save Noctis if the situation is at hand. I do ask you, not as a king but as a father to Ignis, to look after him if necessary. Do not forget that behind your shied there’s not only Noctis; there’s Ignis, using his own body as a second shield for my son in case yours breaks. I ask too much, I’m aware, and while failure is part of life...I do ask you, Gladiolus, walk tall and try not to fail”.

That’s why Gladio takes so serious his role as Shield of the King: not only is it his task as Amicitia and his personal goal/life purpose, it’s also a personal promise to Regis.

Maybe that’s why he becomes SO angry to life and so overprotective to Ignis after Altissia: he failed to Regis. Twice.

I didn’t mean such sad last point but it made so much sense agh I hate me.

I’m a Gladnis trash mess and I regret nothing. I need more Regis in my life, dammit.

#is anyone in those headcanons too #or is it me #sailing alone #all alone in the supportive dad regis headcanon #well i'll stay in the ship and i ain't hopping down #captain drowns with the ship #gladnis #gladnis au #regis lucis caelum #dad regis #final fantasy xv #ffxv #gladio #ignis

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witty-diagnosis · 5 years

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New years special

So I apologise, because I’m a little drunk, mostly tired, but hey I’m alone at uni so I’m excused (if you’re alone I’m there, in spirit, hear the toilet flush, that’s me). So currently I’m sat watching Madness, I mean they’re catchy, but I can’t say they’re of interest to me.

So what do I talk about, I mean I could do resolutions, or reveal a bit more about myself, or honestly I’ve hit a block, I really shouldn’t have had those half and half amarettos and Dr. Peppers. Oh well I’ll talk about what a new year means to me.

So usually people make resolutions they can’t stick to, or instagram girls post about how strong and independent they plan on being, or how hard the year was and how much they’ve grown. I mean that’s fair but honestly it’s bullshit, the only test they’ve had is credibility and they failed that so you can’t really say you’ve changed. See every year without realising it I’ve changed a massive amount, I think everyone does, but I don’t need a quote from some generic instagram inspirational shit for that because for me all that matters is I realise it, and I have, I mean I may have an alcohol induced headache and feel like I’m ready to dose off at any moment but hell I still know. Now everyone who reads my blog, you have some similar quality to me, either that or you enjoy watching reviews and someone gradually breaking down, either way you are welcome here. But I don’t know if you’ve ever seen that face when someone realises just how much you’ve changed, but there’s something about it, them realising they can’t say shit to you, or in my case that I’ll say shit back that is possibly worse than what they told me.

But onto resolutions, I mean no one ever sticks to them, and it’s bad, but it’s true. I mean I try my best but a change that fundamental to your person isn’t something you can do in a day, I mean I’ve been working out like 5 years and I started at christmas, I didn’t join some gym on new years and use it once, I forced myself to do it and put something with it, for me it controls my depression and without it after maybe a week I start noticing I get really bad mood swings, it is my equilibrium. That’s how I did it, you don’t suddenly do this thing, you have to work for it, ‘earn it’ as Tom Hanks in saving private ryan said. That is completely out of context but I’m happy when I look in the mirror and see the shape I’m in but I can’t stop because I know how bad I can get, I don’t want to stop, and honestly I know now I can’t, I enjoy being in shape, I mean recently I twisted the neck off a Bailey’s bottle trying to open it, now I didn’t realise that I’m that strong,and honestly it’s time I stop subtle bragging. But the message, a resolution is not some miracle, you have to work for it, most people can’t, they give up. You just gotta make sure you don’t fall into my group, and you chose to follow me, so you don’t.

To me a resolution means nothing but an empty wish, it’s not even a promise because not enough have come true to warrant it becoming a promise. But if you can stick to that, well damn dude you’ve got some willpower. But if you say come to a gym on new years, I’m not gonna try scare you off or embarrasss you, if you do you’re a dick. At least you’re trying, even if it fails and you mess up the resolution you tried, and if we had more triers then maybe we’d get somewhere. And it’s a real shame because there could be so much changed if just one person stuck to their resolution. So I want you all, everyone who reads or takes heed to go out there and try, hell if you want to tell me about it I’ll make you feel better about it, because you’re my followers and you’re all cool as fuck.

Now I hope you enjoyed my tipsy ramblings, watch Luther on BBC tomorrow, it’s my favourite TV show, let me know your resolutions and god damnit go get them, I’m rooting for you. So Happy new year, go get em fellas and lasses

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sohannabarberaesque · 6 years

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Rather amazing conversation between the CB Bears and Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels during the Steamboat Springs Winter Carnival:

(The whole being conducted over a fire pit at one of the quasi-swanky ski lodges in Steamboat Springs)

DEE-DEE, breaking the ice: Rather interesting to see such characters as yourselves here in Steamboat Springs for the Winter Carnival....

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN: Yeah, Cavey rather charmed to meet you!

HUSTLE, hoping not to be embarrasssed: Myself, I happen to be the leader of our somewhat incredible crew ... to my left is Bump ...

BUMP, trying not to look dumbfounded as he seems: Isn't it wonderful to meet you--imagine, seeing Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels at close range!

HUSTLE: And Boogie, the little shaver of the bunch, is to my right, as you can see....

BOOGIE: And in case you didn't know it, I happen to be rather proficient on the Popeil Pocket Fisherman between mysteries!

HUSTLE: Which, I must admit, involves a rather sorry-looking disused garbage truck we call "The Perfume Wagon" as base of operations.

BRENDA, somewhat startled: I just can't imagine how possible it is for that garbage truck of yours to actually hang on ... and yet, what would happen if it should manage to fail on you in the middle of a case?

BOOGIE: We'll likely get to that bridge when we cross it!

TAFFY: By contrast, our Angel Bus--with room for Cavey on the roof--manages to hold up rather well, even on rough and desolate roads!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN, getting his quarter in: But then again, there can be times when Cavey is trying to sleep and gets rudely awakened by bus going on bumpy desert roads! {Chuckling all around]

HUSTLE: But one especially amazing thing about our Perfume Wagon--so long as it holds up--is that it's actually amphibious. And if need be, it can actually float or even go as submarine! (To BOOGIE:) Remember that one time out in the Pacific when we were called to deal with a disappearing coral island, and you were in dive gear?

BOOGIE: Thanks for reminding me ... and I do happen to enjoy SCUBA every now and then, next to fishing. Which can feel somewhat crazy between the legs, if you know what I mean....

TAFFY: Speaking of diving, did you know Captain Caveman is a rather wonderful freediver himself?

BUMP: You mean this Captain Caveman is into diving as well?

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN: Yep, Bump! Cavey is more breath-holding type of diver! Cavey appreciates freedom and release of freediving!

DEE-DEE: If you ask me, Cavey's rather accurate there in explaining his diving fetish. And some of his favourite dive spots will be near-shore tidal pools agt high tide and lakes up in northern Minnesota ... in one instance, Cavey dived down to 60 feet without serious issues.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN: Except, maybe, for "those feelings" between legs! Probably an issue of the depth and pressure, but it can certainly feel crazy good!

HUSTLE: Which, I must admit, is rather astonishing. Still, it can be difficult managing to avoid females wanting us to mate with them out of lovesickness in season, yet inevitably, you have to give in to such urges in the end!

TAFFY: My Cavey-Wavey, for some reason, just cannot resist the quality time with me. Somehow, Cavey and me must be a rather wonderful love pair, to begin with!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN: [Hilariously romantic mating calls somehow going back to prehistory]

BRENDA, trying not to look embarrassed: I do hope this isn't exactly taking things a little too much romantic, but still--

HUSTLE: The time turned out to be rather worthwhile; thanks again for meeting up....

DEE-DEE: I have to agree there, too ... especially before Cavey starts getting rather serious....

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