Very opposing opinions on cute ladybugs, it would seem.
(based on a tweet about ladybugs I stumbled upon)
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Kagami: why do you want a dog so badly?
Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things
Kagami: so does Adrien
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Plagg: Do you care about your friends?
Adrien: Of Course! All of them.
Plagg: Would you do anything for them?
Adrien: Name it and I'm there!
Plagg: And if they had a problem?
Adrien: Talk to me
Plagg: And if they were going through Something really tough?
Adrien:Then they wont have to face it alone!
Plagg: What if it hurt them too much to talk about it?
Adrien:As much as it hurts, it will only hurt more if you dont open up.
Plagg: Okay good, now this last part is very important.
Adrien: Lay it on me.
Plagg: What if YOU had problem
Adrien: Bottle it up!
Plagg: No no!
Adrien: Push it ALL the way down and dont be a burden!
Plagg: No! What you said. Its what you just said before.
Adrien: My Family and friends have enough to deal with.
Plagg: Think back Adrien.
Adrien: Conceal, dont feel. Do NOT let it go
Plagg: (sighs) Lets just start from the top again
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Kagami: do you know your gay name?
Marinette: my...my gay name?
Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-
Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-
Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Marinette: oh-oh my god-
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Chat Noir, snuggling beside Marinette: You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. You're my star, the light in my darkest days.
Marinette, jumping awake: What the heck- I thought I locked the door?!
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: The window was open.
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Daminette School AU Quotes
Lila: You know Marinette, it’s such a shame no one likes you, you’re actually quite useful when you know your place.
Marinette: (sighing) Lila, the bar for civility is so low it’s practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.
Lila: (smiling falsely) If you say something like that again, I’ll “trip” you out of that window you- What are you doing?
Marinette: (looking at the window) Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it.
Damian: (sitting behind them on his phone, not looking up) Most humans can survive a two story fall, Dupain-Cheng. You’ll be fine.
Marinette: Aww, Lila wouldn’t make it then?
Lila: (fuming) Excuse me!?
Marinette: He said humans, and since you’ve clearly escaped from hell you’ll probably just shatter into a thousand pieces and reform there.
Damian: (under his breath) The devil doesn’t want her back.
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Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)
Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat: Oh! B positive.
Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chat:
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Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything.
Damian: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep.
Marinette, conjuring up the sweetest smile and a glare that could throw anyone six-feet under: Absolutely and positively no.
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Ladybug: You can't let your emotions control you, Kim.
Chat Noir, who was ready to kill him because he hurt his gf: Yeah man that was pretty lame tf
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Marinette: Dammit, Chloé, you can’t keep doing stuff like that!
Chloé: No, I have to, because of my Miraculous.
Marinette: What!? It’s not yours- What!?
Chloé: You know the instruction for it.
Chloé: Bee gay, do crimes.
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Adrien: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Marinette: Cannibalism.
Adrien: *confused chewing noises*
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