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Adrien: how do i know when the water is boiling?
Félix: just put your hand in it
Adrien: okay thanks
Félix: wait no NO NO
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marinette: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it’s supposed to say “luka’s birthday”
kagami: what does it say?
marinette: “luka’s bi”
kagami: well
kagami: that could still work
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Adrien: Félix has these insanely strong opinions on everything. go on, ask him soemthing no one should have an opinion on.
Nino: hey what's the worst multiple of four?
Félix: twelve, obviously. idiot
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Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...
Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*
Chat Noir: a hazard to society
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Kagami: why do you want a dog so badly?
Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things
Kagami: so does Adrien
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Kagami: *takes Félix's phone away*
Félix: please give it back
Kagami: no
Félix: *visibly upset*
Adrien: now who am i supposed to send memes i find at 2am to?
Félix:
Félix: keep it
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Nino: do you like eating bugs?
Alya: why would you talk about eating bugs at the dinner table? let's talk about this later
[later]
Alya: so why did you ask if i liked eating bugs?
Nino: there was one in your soup and you didn't see it
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[Félix on twitter]
Félix: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards my cousin. so to my cousin Adrien Agreste, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read
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akuma victim, catching Chat Noir: you have the right to remain silent
Chat Noir: i have the right, but i most definitely do not have the ability
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Marinette: last night i found out Adrien is a sleep talker
Alya: oh, really?
Marinette: "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." right. in. my. ear.
Marinette: AT 3AM
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Félix, studiously doing his homework, listening to classical music, very focused:
Adrien, upside down on a chair: do you think stars have feelings?
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[when Adrien was little]
Emilie: how are we going to tell him? he will be devastated!
Gabriel: don't worry, i will find a way
Adrien: mom, dad, look! i drew a picture of the whole family!
Gabriel:
Emilie:
Gabriel: scribble the dog out
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Adrien: happy mother's day, mom
Nathalie: what the fuck? i'm not your mother
Nathalie: *turning around, hiding her smile from Adrien*
Nathalie: but thank you nonetheless
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[texting]
Alix: hey
Alix: message me back when you can
Kim: sorry... i have a girlfriend :/
Alix: congratulations
Alix: which part of the powerpoint should i do
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Marinette: come on guys, let's just hug it out
Marinette, Adrien, Kagami and Félix: *snuggling into a group hug*
Adrien: who took my wallet?
Félix: sorry
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Nathalie: ily
Gabriel: spell it properly, it's more special
Nathalie: i'm leaving you
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Ladybug: do you ever think before you speak?
Chat Noir: yes
Chat Noir: i think "haha that's funny"
Chat Noir: and then i say it
Ladybug:
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