The Hobbit, incorrect quotes
The dwarfs and y/n scary mother
*walks outside*
Y/n: Thorin you really didn't need to-
Thorin: Of course! They need to know their place!
Y/n: My mother bickers with me all the time! It’s really no big deal, I'm used to it!
Thorin: And because of that you deserve more respect than anyone!
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*When they having the meeting in Bilbo's house*
Bofur: The dragon is really dangerous and scary so fighting it will cost us our lives…
Y/n: Even scarier than my mom?
Everyone: *silence*
Bofur: Oh Hey! Couldn't we have brought with us y/n mother? Then-
Everyone: NO!!
Thorin: If we asked y/n mother to come with us, nobody would join us on this quest.
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*Y/n tries to sneak out during the night*
Thorin: And where are you going?
Y/n: I-i’ll just go out for a small night stroll…
Thorin: With Fili and Kili? Do you think that I haven't heard your plans for the night? You three aren’t exactly quiet.
Thorin: I’ll tell your mother.
Y/n: Wait? Are you using my mother against me?
Thorin: Her anger is very useful to make sure young people don't do anything stupid.
Y/n: i’ll tell her you stepped on her favorite necklace and broke it
Thorin: *sweating nervously* Please don’t, it was an accident..
Fili and Kili: *standing outside and tries to hold in their laughter*
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was rewatching nekoma v nohebi and honestly. you will NEVER have a funnier match. you’ve got this group of third-years, a group of ALMOST ADULTS, and they’re like “lol let’s completely trash on these pipsqueak fifteen-year-olds that seems like the Right Way of doing things” except one of those fifteen-year-olds is just. SUPERBLY overconfident to the point where discovering the power of TEAMWORK, in a TEAM SPORT, is like a mind-blowing revelation that he has never once considered before in his entire LIFE and he’s like “HOLY SHIT I’VE CRACKED THE CODE” when he really just needed to take a step back from being a shallow asshat (which i say with the greatest affection possible) and now he’s like “wow teamwork is GREAT why haven’t i done this before” and it’s just HILARIOUS to watch it play out
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Whenever I watch Bad Batch, I watch it with my mom's cat, Snoopy, (who is currently isolated due to health and safety reasons)-
Anyways, she's a menace to society but she's really cute so I let things slide. She has this habit of,, fuckin biting and scratching me even when I'm doing absolutely nothing, so whenever I'm watching Bad Batch, if she's not having zoomies she's gnawing on me like I'm a bone.
But when I was watching the Juggernaut episode, halfway into the commandeering the vehicle scene I realized there was no little menace attacking me and I couldn't hear her bell zooming around the room.
Then I looked down and saw this:
For the ENTIRE scene of them in the vehicle, she was perfectly still and watching the show.
She only moved to look at me when I took these photos because my phone has a bell charm, but after that she went right back to watching the show.
It was so cute, I love indoctrinating our cats.
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congrats, everyone, dickwing is officially yuri 🎉
steph: aaand got it!
dick: really? ah thank you steph, that looks great!
steph: so how are you going to edit it to look like you're... y'know, interacting?
dick: babs lost a bet and officially owes me one.
steph: ahaha, nice. send me the photo once its done, yeah?
dick: oh, of course.
tim, walking in: hey have you guys seen my-
dick:
steph:
tim: what are you doing?
steph: we, uh-
tim: did you guys superglue butterfly wings to my headphones
dick: well i mean, i use air pods and steph uses earbuds so it wouldn't have worked with-
tim: wait. wait. is this that vocaloid song.
steph: wait you know- i shouldn't be surprised actually that makes sense
dick: we didn't use glue, anyway. see, the wings come off just like-
tim: dick.
dick: ...yeah?
tim: you're not doing it again are you
dick:
dick: whatever could you mean, dearest brother of mine?
tim:
dick: have i ever told you you're my favorite sibling?
tim: give me one good reason not to report you to bruce right now.
dick:
dick: cause i'm your brother and you love me?
tim:
tim: yeah i'm telling
dick: WAIT WAIT NO- I'M NOT EVEN GONNA POST IT ANYWHERE PLEASE-
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overcoming anxiety (through practicing the things that scare you) is so interesting. i used to be horrified of taking up space or alerting other people of my presence. now i'm compelled to tell strangers i like their outfits or hair or earrings- on bad days i tell maybe a quarter of them. do i still overthink it? absolutely. but i call attention to myself to tell someone else my opinion. and with the way they tend to smile and tell me "thank you!" i'm pretty sure it's taken to heart.
i used to be horrified of making phone calls as well. this is one i'm still getting over- i just Don't Like Doing It. i used to have a phone call routine that i still joke about- realize i need to call someone, cry, avoid it for a few days, suck it up, write a script, memorize the script, cry again, final script read, make the call with the script in front of me. and i would be Exhausted by the end of it. i don't cry when i need to call people anymore. i'm even needing scripts less and less- i've found out that people actually won't kill me if i talk a little too fast or stumble on my words. i doubt i'll ever like making phone calls- i especially hate robots (i'm afraid they'll mishear me and direct me wrong or a person will suddenly show up and i won't be prepared)- but i can make them now.
i get overwhelmed really easy. just a thing that happens to me. my brain is really really good at taking one task and breaking it up into thousands of little tasks and it feels like i'm drowning. if i try to make it fewer larger tasks then it starts to feel insurmountable. i was completely lost on how to deal with this (other than avoid until you get that panic attack and can do work in the post-catharsis calm until 6:00 AM) until one night when my dad (who i often meet late at night due to overlapping mental illness symptoms) asked me how to eat an elephant. i looked at him, confused, and he said "one bite at a time." that was way more effective than any other analogy i've seen has been. "light at the end of a tunnel"- i don't feel like i'm moving forward, i feel like i'm scaling a wall. "steps on a trail"- i can see my destination, but it feels impossible to move forward. but eating an elephant? that sums it up perfectly. this huge task which seems impossible at a glance. but it must be done. so you eat the elephant, a bite at a time. every time i'm overwhelmed i repeat that phrase to myself. it hasn't made any major changes yet, but it keeps me calm enough to start before i hit the panic attack, which i'll take.
i was such a perfectionist growing up- i actually thought it was a good thing (school always taught me to strive for perfection). but it made me scared to try new things- if i wasn't immediately good at them, then it clearly wasn't for me. i'm still not great at starting new hobbies, but i try a lot of new things within the hobbies i already have. i test out different ways of making art, i try new puzzle games i don't understand, etc. and the feeling of steady improvement reminds me that i don't need to be good right away. some of the most satisfying moments don't come from immediately being good- they come from achieving that skill over time. i'd like to try to learn to sew soon.
idk it's interesting. i rewire my own brain's fear response by doing the Horrifying Thing enough times for me to understand that no i will not die. and while i'm doing it it feels like nothing is changing. i get so stressed every time- it can actually take a lot out of me (turns out fight-or-flight burns a lot of energy). but i look back at then vs. now and i realize how far i've come, and i can't help but think "huh. neat"
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