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master-muffinn · 4 months
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The Hobbit,  incorrect quotes
The dwarfs and y/n scary mother
*walks outside*
Y/n: Thorin you really didn't need to- 
Thorin: Of course! They need to know their place!
Y/n: My mother bickers with me all the time! It’s really no big deal, I'm used to it!
Thorin: And because of that you deserve more respect than anyone!
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*When they having the meeting in Bilbo's house* 
Bofur: The dragon is really dangerous and scary so fighting it will cost us our lives…
Y/n: Even scarier than my mom?
Everyone: *silence*
Bofur: Oh Hey! Couldn't we have brought with us y/n mother? Then-
Everyone: NO!!
Thorin: If we asked y/n mother to come with us, nobody would join us on this quest. 
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*Y/n tries to sneak out during the night*
Thorin: And where are you going?
Y/n: I-i’ll just go out for a small night stroll… 
Thorin: With Fili and Kili? Do you think that I haven't heard your plans for the night? You three aren’t exactly quiet. 
Thorin: I’ll tell your mother.
Y/n: Wait? Are you using my mother against me?
Thorin: Her anger is very useful to make sure young people don't do anything stupid.
Y/n: i’ll tell her you stepped on her favorite necklace and broke it
Thorin: *sweating nervously* Please don’t, it was an accident..
Fili and Kili: *standing outside and tries to hold in their laughter*
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an-entity-i-think · 2 years
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When the door opens, a lot of thoughts rush through Tim's head at lightning speed. If any telepaths were near, he's sure his mind would have given them mental whiplash because he felt like he was going Mach 20 from what the fuck to a very natural oh my god Bruce is going to fuck this up and ending up at I know exactly what to do in about five seconds.
A haughty looking Prince watched them with a straight spine and a scowl on his lips as he stood- proudly, happily, next to Talia Al Ghul who looks just as royal and proud beside him.
"I thought you'd be taller, Father."
If anything was different- anything at all, he's sure this scenario would have gone wrong.
Had Tim been any less prepared then he was anyways.
Because Tim is not oblivious to the fact that as Bruce has already allowed three children into his life in the past- it would make sense that Bruce would follow the trend and collect more as time went on.
Tim is prepared. He lived alone for the first thirteen years of his life wishing for a younger sibling to watch over and he has made plans for every scenario that he could possibly conceive.
His plans got even more convoluted as he joined the Wayne family and he promised himself that his relationship with his successor would be the best in the family because he wants to win at being a big brother.
He has been training for this his entire life.
So when Bruce- oh poor emotionally constipated Bruce who deflects big emotions with anger -looks at Talia with fire in his eyes at what Tim is sure is a valid anger about having a very clearly his child hidden from him for a decade opens his mouth, Tim does the smart thing and slaps his hand over Bruce's mouth without any hesitation or care.
Talia lifts an eyebrow in amusement as the young Prince's eyes widen fractionally in surprise.
Bruce goes back to being a still life painting in real life as he looks at him intently.
Tim does not care and looks at him sweetly in a way he knows that Bruce knows means that he'll tranq him if he doesn't think about his words.
Batman was very out of it when Tim became Robin.
Tim read a parenting book and decided boundaries were very important in a caretaker situation.
(Yes, Tim considers himself the caretaker in this situation. He thinks it's funny.)
(Bruce did not find it funny after being tranqed for the fifth time, but he could never find all the tranqs.)
"Bruce. Isn't it so wonderful that Talia has created such a gift to the world? It's almost like welcoming a child with love is a much higher priority than whatever you were about to say."
Bruce's left hand twitches in such a subtle way that allows Tim, who knows his partner very well from the past few years, to know that Bruce was surprised.
Tim nods acceptingly before giving Bruce his ability to speak back, and smiling at their guests nicely and genuinely.
Nodding his head to each in greeting, "Ms. Talia, Prince. Please come in for some tea."
He pretends not to notice the barely there shuffle of the Prince's right foot wanting to hide behind his mother, nor does he linger on the vaguest tightening of Talia's hand on her son's shoulder as she glances around them casually.
She smiles at him, politely sharp. She actually reminds Tim of his own mother- weilding the twitch of her lips like it could cut deeper than any hidden dagger.
"That sounds lovely."
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leolaroot · 2 months
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if your disabled and cant live away from your parents for medical/physical/financial support reasons we need to unionize for real. guys we need to invent a place you can live where you will get a modicum of financial/medical/physical assistance without depending on your parwnts. how else are we going to start hrt or have sex or make friends or be happy or be alive.
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hometownangels · 6 days
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fathers are genuinely wired wrong
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wachi-delectrico · 1 year
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Gonna get spicy for a second and say that everyone loves spewing hate about narcissistic (NPD) parents and how awful parents with personality disorders are, but if someone were to make a post with the exact same cadence about ADHD parents they'd get shot in public at first sight
#rambling#Lemme clarify and extend my point here (cos I feel ppl could really misinterpret this one)#Am I saying people should just accept the abuse of parents if said parents have a personality disorder? No#Am I saying people with ADHD parents have it worse or that both experiences are comparable and exactly the same? No#What I'm saying is that ppl are much more eager to call out abusive or neglectful behaviour from ppl w personality disorders bc#they're seen as 'scary' or 'monstrous' and inherently evil so they have no qualms going full force at it. They think -pd ppl are the devil#But adhd in ppl's general views could never be the source of such pain from a parent to a child; ADHD ppl are seen as childish#and harmless and clueless and silly and tbh a bit stupid. Besides they could never hurt a 'monster' by jumping the gun at -pd ppl right?#'normal people don't have personality disorders so this can't affect me! But normal people can have adhd!'#That's the core of my complaint: one is dehumanised as a destructive monster; the other is as an innocent victim child#And both (parent w -pd & w adhd) can be pretty bad in their own uniqie ways! But such a thing is never considered - for the#societal construct of the child - that neurodivergencies get pushed into - is of an untainted pure inherently clueless being below human#From my exp and the exp of other friends lemme say: having an adhd parent can suck so much ass! Lol#I grew up with two opposing ideals troubling my mind: my mothers obvious overwhelming love; and the shadow her constant absence cast#She loved me so much and did as much as she could; but constantly forgot about my care and my needs and made rash choices#I think about that more and more as i age; especially as i go to doctors over and over for problems i have had since forever#It is an awful feeling to have sink in your heart: how a parent's love isn't enough; how 'maturing quick' isn't a blessing but a curse#As i grew i stopped telling my mom about my needs my school things and my life bc i got used to her forgetfulness and lack of organisation#It meant irregular eating schedules & inadequate meals. In 5th grade I'd eat table scraps at school cos my mom couldn't remember#how I'd tell her over and over that the food had to be in a specific way or it'd get burnt in the school's oven#I'd go to the 'first' dr appointment to deal w an ongoing problem & then she'd forget to schedule the following ones#You get the idea#Kind of a weird post w a strange framing device but I've been thinking about it a lot lately. Smth triggered this thought last night#I'll also never forget a few months ago when i went go a specialist for my hEDS - told her I've known all my life but never got treatment#Also just. The crushing feeling of the dr saying ''you should've gotten your own med team to work ur case since u were young!'#And just. silently nodding & wanting to cry feeling validated but also so hurt looking @ the obvious neglect#Anyways hey how did this therapy session go Doctor
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running-in-the-dark · 2 months
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a super fun thing that my brain is really good at is hearing a random fact and remembering it forever. but only if it's bad :)
#the reason I'm thinking about that right now: I wish I had never read that having a crease on your earlobe means you're more likely to have#heart disease.#scared me so much that I read a whole paper about it#but it's been years now so I don't remember the details#just that that's a thing apparently#and guess what my brain does with that information? oh yeah of course I have to obsessively look at the ears of everyone now! does that#do anything helpful? nope! just makes me very very anxious :)#it's just like when I was a kid and I got nightmares about scurvy every time I didn't eat a potato for a week.#like. wow I could be so smart and everything if my brain wasn't constantly focused on random bullshit that is completely irrelevant 😭#also this thing specifically: I've always been weirdly fascinated by ears and this made that a million times worse and also very scary.#like ooh that's a nice ear :) oh no death exists and this person is going to die and#yeah it sucks.#specifically choosing not to mention any names in this context because my god this shit is on my mind all the time already I really don't#need to say it where anyone can see#it's embarrassing enough#though anyone who has looked at my blog in the past month already knows who I'm talking about.#like. I really shouldn't allow myself to like anyone over the age of like. idk 45.#it's so unbelievably exhausting.#but annnyway I'm totally normal and fine :)#oh yeah I also have creases on my earlobes lol so that definitely added to the scariness (and THEN my mother randomly mentioned recently#that EVERYONE on her side of the family had/has heart disease. bitch WHAT the fuck. anyway so yeah guess we know what's gonna kill me#haha isn't that fun :) )#ALSO the fact that my memory is very very bad means that I remember absolutely none of the details about shit like this. so it could very#well be completely irrelevant and harmless but i wouldn't remember that part.#and I think even if I found out more it wouldn't help. it's been an obsession for so long. I've never had one go away that I've had for#this long. so. guess I'm just fucked.#personal
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creepyscritches · 2 years
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My partner went to see Smile with his sisters but I don't fuck w that so while he's being transformed mentally into a shaken prey animal I'm smoking and eating a comically large baked potato while watching cartoons. I am sleeping good tonight baby
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clarabow-mp3 · 9 months
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it's when these fake snow white enjoyers get mad that rachel zegler said snow white scared her as a child like if you'd seen the movie recently you'd know that that's because it's scary. hope this helps.
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sebastianshaw · 1 year
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Ten minutes past midnight thought is that Marvel has so MANY cosmic level beings that are embodiments of entropy and destruction and want to destroy/devour/assimilate/etc everything else in the universes that I should just make an OC that is an equal and opposite embodiment of creation and preservation to them all because how the duck else is ANYTHING still around
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spiritofjustice · 4 months
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think i might have said something to this degree before but it's a shame Beau dies before he ever gets to meet/interact with Mimi. i think they could have kind of an endearing friendship, barring Beau being. yknow. her husband's affair partner KRKFN but ignoring that, she'd probably find him to be very funny and sweet, at least in small doses. i think they'd click to the point Vincent would feel weird about it lol.
i once thought abt an AU where Beau is alive long enough to go to New York n meet Mimi and i think that'd be fun horror all on its own, though. meeting someone that she initially really likes, then getting weird vibes about his relationship to her husband, and then the slow dawning realization of "something is deeply wrong with this man and i'm scared' while Vincent seems to be completely blind to the idea that anything is wrong and there's very little she can do. tis a fun concept. too bad i can't use it
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jaseygay · 7 months
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i hope Alex is doing okay
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leatherbookmark · 10 months
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hopping around different blogs is fun.
a post on blog 1: i find it a little weird that -- don't get me wrong, the barbie movie looks great with all the doll-like details, i bet the actors had great fun and i'd like to see it myself, but -- people are getting excited about marketing of this movie. they're acting as though mattel's 3985* deals with 837* different companies are something new, exciting and creative instead of... 3985 deals with 837 companies spanning many different areas! this movie is a commercial for a doll! isn't this kinda weird?
*numbers made up
a post on blog 2: i don't think any sane adult doesn't realize that this is a toy commercial! it's rather obvious.
a post on blog 3: boo hoo 'the barbie movie is capitalist propaganda' i don't give a SHIT marx won't fuck you. did you do this for transformers too? do you think only stupid girls who like pink need the reminder?
like, oooooh! things are happening!
#shrimp thoughts#earlier today i got into a bit of an essay reading spree (as much as my brain allowed me lol)#and it got me thinking about like... associating oneself with products/aesthetics/companies as a way of self-creation#this is me. i love [fashion brand] you won't catch me without my k*nken and here is my room in which you can see posters of [movies]#it's very... human to get excited about things and feel it more the more others get excited because. community building#at the same time i've noticed it myself that it's so much easier to label yourself a [thing] girl than to like... Look Into Yourself#who am i? what defines me? these questions are difficult because how do i know that? with what means do i obtain this knowledge?#should i create myself as i want or should i observe myself with the eyes of others instead? ...let me just say i like plants and overalls#and i feel like when someone says something you perceive as a critique of the identity slash community you associate yourself with#it's... hurtful? but at the same time. hm. i don't know actually#like chances are these posts are talking about completely different things and not vaguing each other or even similar posts#maybe posts that blog 3 vagues really were obnoxiously condescending! who knows! that being said DESPITE being a small-brained#shrimp who would honestly love to win soooo many moneys and just do whatever i want all day instead of being an Independant and Competent#Expert In My Field (this sounds scary and stressing). i still would like to avoid falling into the 'just let me ENJOY things and don't try#to make me hate femininity because it's not working! pink and shopping can be empowering' hole.#idk!! i listen to k/pop and am part magpie. i can't quite pose myself as like anti-capitalist intellectual#but i do want to achieve at least a small brain! someday!! and boy do i hope my brain energy days don't end before the books arrive;;#2am thoughts. wonder if my mother goes to sleep earlier than at 4am today because its getting annoying
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batgirlsay · 2 years
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Cold Like Winter
Vampire AU Playlist for Obiyuki AU Bingo 2022 by @snowwhite-andtheknight
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I used this AU as an excuse to make another Obi fall/winter themed playlist…
Started rearranging some fall/Halloween themed playlists and ended up with a story where vampire Obi falls for Shirayuki and has a lot of doubts about them being together. Eventually, after sharing his feelings, Shirayuki becomes the “final girl” and thinks about becoming a vampire too. The Anthony Green and Matt Pond songs fit perfectly for this theme!
East Coast Winters- Anthony Green You’re So Dead Meat- Anthony Green Your Ghost- The Decemberists Ghosting- Mother Mother The Haunting- Anberlin Halloween- Matt Pond PA Last Light- Matt Pond PA Final Girl- Chvrches
Summary lyrics are cited after the bonus vampire obi!
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East Coast Winters- Anthony Green
Anyone who walks down my path after it snows Will cover up their footprints
Anyone who walks through my door is already done for And if you walk a mile in my shoes, you'd never choose You'd never come back here
As far as I can tell, you never got it right And everyone I know is all but turned away Scattered in the dark
You’re So Dead Meat- Anthony Green
Faces of doubt Haunted by the memories of everything minus the bad stuff
Sorrow and all Don't tell me if you care, come alive with it, let it show And don't wistfully believe I would die for it
Your Ghost- The Decemberists
Along the old seawall Inside the banquet hall Below the cellar stair Maybe you'll find me there Your ghost
And at your final end When you are free again No longer long to be You will belong to me
Ghosting- Mother Mother
I've been ghosting, I've been ghosting along Ghost in your house, ghost in your arms When you're tossing, when you turn in your sleep It's because I'm ghosting your dreams
And this is why I have decided To pull these old white sheets from my head I'll leave them folded neat and tidy So that you'll know I'm out of hiding
I remember, I remember the days When I'd make you oh-so afraid
I will be kind and I'll be sweet If you stop staring straight through me
And this is why I have decided To leave your house and home unhaunted You don't need poltergeist for sidekicks You don't need treats and you don't need tricks
The Haunting- Anberlin
Up on this hill, in this uncanny house The wind makes this place creak, the lights they are flickering The moon she is lurking, the clock it stopped working At a quarter past three
There's something dancing here in the shadows And I wish it were us
You haunt me baby, you haunt me here tonight
Can't get your memory, off of my mind Just want your heartbeat, on top of mine
Up on this hill, in this uncanny house Your spirit I can't see, but I still believe I can feel your breath on me
Halloween- Matt Pond PA
Went to where the people were on a Saturday night Seems like it always seems Where I go, I want to leave
I surprised myself as my mouth started speaking There is nothing left of my nerves As I lean over to ask her Pardon the intrusion Could we leave before it gets bad?
Last Light- Matt Pond PA
Night comes in and takes our light As we turn once again in the sun We don't have to drift out of sight But shadows will fall and run
Green turns gold and the gold turns green As we turn one more time past the sun Light like no one else has seen As the shadows will shift to none Yeah, they'll run, they will run, they will run As the day's last light soon is done
You thought it was your time To give into the endless night No, you were not right
Sky hangs heavy in the lowest light As the day slips down past the sun Black and blue in the forest green Shadows are gone, they have run
I can feel your hand let go of mine Drift you to where there isn't any light And I can never sleep enough, that's right Something makes me nervous 'bout the night
Final Girl- Chvrches
Keeping secrets until everything became a bit too loud
And it feels like the weight is too much to carry I should quit, maybe go get married Only time will tell
Don't want to find your daughter in a body bag So I need to get out now while most of me is still intact
In the final cut In the final scene There's a final girl Does she look like me?
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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i'm officially one more year old today :) how old do you think i am? i'm curious
#just me hi#hiiiiii#i'm not gonna confirm it if someone gets it right but i am curious about how old you people think i am#but also wooooooooooo#another year under my belt! gonna try to not let the existentialism get me this year >:)#my dad called and said 'hey you're officially Old' and lol#thanks pops lolll#i literally just woke up a couple seconds ago so i'm not verrrrryyyyyyyy [hand gesture]#dang :)#it's a little like. scary but that's just how change is#gotta let go to get somethin better#GOSH i was a wee tot not too long ago!#i'm nearly half the age of my mother#i'm living in the 2020's (a solid group of numbers like heck yeah!!)#i'm doing pretty fine now#i'm not getting any taller [laughs at my tall younger siblings as i continue to sleep rather comfortably on the van's back seats]#i've lived to see my little sisters lose their teeth. my brother to learn how to drive#i've seen fireworks! and the sky from the window of a tall building!!#i've seen gold streetlights on city walks and bright white ones while i've sung in the car with my mom at night#i've been here for a year or so now and met many many lovely people#i've rediscovered my love for my crafts multiple times#i've been tired but now i'm not!!#i'm not so nervous outside!#i remembered i love the colour blue!#like woAH i haven't lived so long but i've been here for a while#there are little children who see me as the Big-Person-But-Not-An-Adult?? now!#i love this#good things make me wanna cry so i'll stop here#but hi again :)#how're you lol?
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sysig · 2 years
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Oh my gods it’s fucking happeninggggg
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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rowanhoney · 1 year
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so yes I do announce a new best friend every other week and I do crush hard on multiple people at once and then continue to crush again and again from the moment I first meet someone and I know people who are critical of these parts of me but I think it’s simply evidence of my capacity to love and it’s clear I’ve been blessed so there’s that
#I’d say top 3 crushes r the customer crush you all know about#the one who changed the course of my life and opened me up to the core of myself#then left me heartbroken and I can’t forget no matter how much I try#and someone else from work lol oops#we then also have star girl 💞 I get so nervous around her but her energy is gorgeous and bright and gentle#I was gonna say she’s like a cold stream on a hot day washing over you then I remembered she’s a pisces#and then the girl with the dogs who ik is queer and I’ve always had a thing for her cos she looks a bit scary but is rly sweet#and that’s my type……..#also the recent times I’ve seen her she has definitely flirted and I’ve definitely blushed#also the chalk artist but that’s cos she gives off noughties butch vibes and it makes me nervous#and then I’m p sure she clocked me and the fact she makes me nervous#and then got a bit cocky about it which makes me melt a bit even more 💘#then also my favourite customers husband#I’ve been instructed to keep him company because she’s away from Xmas#so those are all the notable ones#new besties of late include someone who was a fave customer who now works w me#and is so cool and vibrant I love her#and then another colleague who I trained yday but won’t rly work with#and we got drunk the other night#and basically spent 2 days talking music and mother issues and sexuality with Christian background etc#we have overlapping eclectic taste#just having so much fun#and it’s being pointed out that I get along with everyone and people really like me#and I radiate warmth and generally magnetise others towards me#I feel absolutely surrounded by so much love atm from so many angles#like my home and friends are also bringing so much love into my life#I’m overjoyed#this is my element and what I thrive in
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