#the hobbit dwarf

[master-muffinn]

The Hobbit,  incorrect quotes

The dwarfs and y/n scary mother

*walks outside*

Y/n: Thorin you really didn't need to- 

Thorin: Of course! They need to know their place!

Y/n: My mother bickers with me all the time! It’s really no big deal, I'm used to it!

Thorin: And because of that you deserve more respect than anyone!

_ _ _ _

*When they having the meeting in Bilbo's house* 

Bofur: The dragon is really dangerous and scary so fighting it will cost us our lives…

Y/n: Even scarier than my mom?

Everyone: *silence*

Bofur: Oh Hey! Couldn't we have brought with us y/n mother? Then-

Everyone: NO!!

Thorin: If we asked y/n mother to come with us, nobody would join us on this quest. 

_ _ _ _

*Y/n tries to sneak out during the night*

Thorin: And where are you going?

Y/n: I-i’ll just go out for a small night stroll… 

Thorin: With Fili and Kili? Do you think that I haven't heard your plans for the night? You three aren’t exactly quiet. 

Thorin: I’ll tell your mother.

Y/n: Wait? Are you using my mother against me?

Thorin: Her anger is very useful to make sure young people don't do anything stupid.

Y/n: i’ll tell her you stepped on her favorite necklace and broke it

Thorin: *sweating nervously* Please don’t, it was an accident..

Fili and Kili: *standing outside and tries to hold in their laughter*

#me and my mom always fighting #scary mother lol #everyone is scared of angry mom #you know the angry mother meme with the t-rex? #incorrect quotes #the hobbit incorrect quotes #dwarf #hobbit #Thorin #fili #kili #thorin x reader #bofur #thorin oakenshield #kili and fili #the hobbit dwarf #the hobbit funny #master-muffinn

[estethell]

Redraw Fili!

I asked which between my old drawings I should to redraw in my currently style and @sotwk suggested me to redraw this Fili!!

I hope you like my improvements ❤️

If you like my style I remember you commissions are open on my Ko-fi.com/estethell ✨

#the hobbit #lotr #tolkien #fili #fili the dwarf #fili the hobbit #redraw #hobbit #dwarves #the hobbit dwarf #lord of the ring #my art #erebor #artist on tumblr #procreate #digital art #traditional art #draw this again

[cemeterything]

a lot of stories will take a so-called "golden age" period and go "hey it wasn't actually that good, in fact it kind of sucked for basically everyone but a few guys who benefitted from exploiting the rest" and i can respect that because i love a good exposure of the bones the system is built on, but the thing is i also kind of want more stories where it really was that good and just as horrifying for it. empires bursting at the seams with opulence, where gold really does run as freely as blood in the gem-encrusted streets. warriors clad in shining armour, with weapons so bright and sharp they hurt to look at. every day is overflowing with possibility, every night a party where people gorge themselves sick on sheer excess and still return for more. even the poorest man in the region lives in comparative luxury to his poverty-stricken peers elsewhere. and none of it is sustainable. it's collapsing under its own weight and the rot eating at its heart, its bottomless hunger barely kept at bay. it's a society that isn't built to last or be outlived.

#🐉 #weirdly enough the hobbit kinda hinted at this with the dwarf kingdom of erebor #but we didnt reslly get to see that ugly overripe rotting *waste* that comes with an age of seemingly endless prosperity

[chardysstuff]

Tarot Card XIX- The Sun☀️

Am i sleep deprived? Yes. Should i go to sleep? Yes. Did i go to sleep? Obviously not.

But at least I’m productive:P

Take this sunny dwarf prince!

#digital drawing #drawing #fanart #the hobbit fanart #the hobbit #the hobbit fili #fili durin #fili fanart #fili the dwarf

[brewerssupplies]

In relation to the fireworks wizard post and the Lord of the Rings part comp. The party composition for The Hobbit is just as crazy if not more.

It goes

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Halfling rogue

And occasionally that same fucking aasimar wizard.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons & dragons #5e #ad speaks #meme #shitpost #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #hobbit #dwarf

[coveredinsun]

rewatching lotr, and rewatched the hobbit trilogy like 2 weeks ago, and i must say. i love this franchise for all its “i knew a guy who knew a guy” relations. like to give just one example, gimli presumes for a second, like the whole fellowship, that frodo got injured by the cave troll in moria. but he’s actually just fine! because frodo just happens to be gimli’s dad’s boss’s situationship’s nephew, and therefore has the mithril shirt that gimli’s dad’s boss gave to his situationship right before gimli’s dad’s boss led the company to battle against, among others, legolas’s dad. legolas’s old situationship from like last year (60 years ago) was also there and chose, get this, gimli’s dad’s boss’s nephew over him. i love yall

#i know thorin isnt their boss but its silly to say it that way #makes me laugh #also #the legolas/tauriel and then kili/tauriel plot in the hobbit movies make me giggle #i waited 600 years dwarf did it in one week. I WAITED 600 YEARS DWARF DID IT IN ONE WEEK. #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #frodo baggins #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #gimli son of gloin #tolkien #bagginshield #<- HONESTLY WHY NOT #coveredinsunposting

[lovebeatriceplz]

(gimli was definitely tip toeing)

#gimli #gimli son of gloin #legolas #legolas greenleaf #legolas thranduilion #legolas and gimli #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr legolas #lotr gimli #fantasy #the hobbit #dwarf #elf

[mrkida-art]

Just a lil baby dwarf being kissed on the cheek 8) 

#Firebeards #Ered Luin dwarves #Clans of Ered Luin #the seven clans of the dwarves #the hobbit #tolkien #the lord of the rings #lotr #The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power #lotrtrop #lotro #lord of the rings online #my art #dwarves #dwarfling #baby dwarf #dwarven parents #the firebeard clan

[meteors-lotr]

Thorin: OW! Bilbo: What happened? Thorin: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade Bilbo: Aw, here *kisses his finger* Thorin: Why'd you do that? Bilbo: It's a hobbit thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better! Thorin: -Later- Thorin: Dwalin I need you to punch me in the mouth

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thilbo #bagginshield #dwalin the dwarf

[smolestboop]

Bagginshield-tober / Day 4: Company Dialogue transcript below!

Bofur: Now laddie, don't be shy, tell us all about how you got into His Majesty's good graces? Ori: Oh, Master Baggins! So the rumors are true about you and Thorin Oakenshield? Tell me everything in detail if you can. Bombur: With how loving he was hugging Bilbo on the Carrock, I knew he was smitten, Ori! Nori: Bofur, quit teasing the poor thing. He's turning bright red! Dwalin: Master Baggins seems just like your type, Thorin. A gentle fellow, hmm? Balin: Say the word Thorin. Once we reclaim Erebor, I'll have the wedding planned within the week!

#bagginshield #bagginshieldtober #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #my art #thilbo #the dwarfs can't resist the tea!!!! #dwalin #balin #bofur #bombur #ori #nori

[vforvalensa]

Remembering that the OG hobbit from The Hobbit was coerced into a shady job with poor working conditions and basically no worker protection, it makes Dungeon Meshi's characterization of its primary hobbit as a staunch union man even funnier.

#i wonder if the halffoots have a story about one of them getting kidnapped by some dwarfs #and thats why they have such strong unions #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #delicious in dungeon #the hobbit #half foot

[glorfindelridesagain]

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

#Bagginshield #Bilbo #Bilbo Baggins #Baggins #Thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #Oakenshield #Dwarf #Dwarves #Hobbits #Hobbit #The Hobbit #Gay Thorin #Tolkien #JRR Tolkien #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect Tolkien quotes #misquote #misquotes

[chardysstuff]

Tarot Card XVIII- The Moon 🌙

Done cooking, bon appétit :P

#digital drawing #drawing #fanart #the hobbit #kili durin #kili fanart #the hobbit kili #kili the dwarf #kili durin fanart #tolkien #tolkien fanart #the hobbit fanart

[estethell]

If Fili had become the king of Erebor he would have been remembered as "The Sun under the mountain".

Majestic!!!

#the hobbit #lotr #tolkien #fili the hobbit #fili the dwarf #erebor

[celeste-clearwater-06]

okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)

so without further ado...

rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)

thorin

r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron

rick grimes from the walking dead

wet brushes

google maps

making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok

bilbo

r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes

ring doorbells

facebook neighborhood watch

swiffer wet jet

keeping up with the kardashians

gandalf

r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360

caines chicken

st. louis city museum

grammarly

child harnesses

fìli

r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels

sad older sibling tiktoks

caseoh

0.5x pictures

hello kitty/sanrio girls

kìli

r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing

native hair wash

tiktok

snapchat streaks

photodumping on instagram

dwalin

r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness

to catch a predator with jim hansen

the will smith slap drama

dude wipes

teenage mutant ninja turtles

balin

r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen

turbotax

eBay

low quality inspirational quotes on facebook

air fryers

bofur

r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers

the superbowl

cringey minion memes

andy bernard from the office

snoop dog

ori

r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft

selling stuff on etsy

aesthetic pinterest boards

the perks of being a wallflower

spotify premium

dori

r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts

the pioneer woman cookbook

abba

hgtv

temu

(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)

lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺

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#bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #xreader #bilbo baggins x reader #the hobbit #bofur #bofur the dwarf #bofur x reader #dwalin x reader #dwalin #dwarves #tolkien #peter jackson #thorin oakenshield x reader #ori #ori x reader #ori the dwarf #gandalf #gandalf the grey #tiktok #trending #fili x reader #fili durin #fili and kili #kili x reader #kili durin #kili #dori the dwarf #balin #balin the dwarf

[nastiiuu]

They understand eachother

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #gimli #frodo #lotr #hobbit #my art #they are proud husbands and dads #they have monthly meetings to gush about their families bc no one else will listen #i Imagine Bilbo having dwarf guards carry around pictures of thorin and Frodo #just so he can have an army of people show everyone his family at any given time #lmao