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fic writers! (and everyone in general)

watch out! for the Bastards

#shrimp thoughts #You Won't Believe Where This One Guy Tasted His Lover's Come! #edit: i'm sorry my loves this post is all i can see in my notifs i am Tired. might make it rebloggable again at some point?

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I just saw an ad for ikea that started with a "do not try this at home" warning and then it immediately cut to two people doing karate while floating?? How am i gonna do this at home??? Even if i want to i simply cannot try this at home

#from the shrimp :) #shrimp posting #Shrimp thoughts

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My creative process: I try to draw. I stare at it. I throw my tablet across the room. I cri. The end

#I want to screm #why draw so hard #why #why does god hate me #what did I do to her #shrimp thoughts

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like a dandelion

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #hythlodaeus #azem #wol #shrimme phrydrice #comic #i have not done a comic in so long but like... #shrimp thoughts #thank u to 2020 me for deciding to give her yellow eyes so that i could do this comic 2 years later #they share the same feeling about their roles i think. #dionysus is glad to be azem and shrimme is glad to be wol but are worried about how theyve changed as people.. just a bit

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in other news i have polls apparently

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some people want to be unproblematic so bad it makes them stupid

#shrimp thoughts #not even 'look stupid'. just stupid

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ah yes, you see, my knuckle tats, LOVE TITS, signify my enthusiasm, admiration and interest in small passerine birds from the paridae family. and also human breasts

#shrimp thoughts #this is nothing but

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the “nmj’s moustache or lqr’s goatee” poll is dangerous because if you shave off nmj’s moustache,

just a little guy emerges. i can put him in my pocket, that’s how little he is.

however if you do the same to uncle lan,

the average number of rules broken in the cloud recesses per day grows ten times.

nmj’s dignity as a Big Scary Sect Leader, or peace and calm in the cloud recesses? are we truly qualified to make this decision. however i also think we should do both, as a social experiment

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the rumors about jiang cheng torturing people are 100% false. what is 100% true, however, is that he once tried to give fairy, who’s a husky, a bath without silencing talismans

#jc: fairy for fucks-- SHUT UP WOMAN-- baby girl please YOU'RE OKAY YOU'RE NOT DYING tomorrow jgy is picking a-ling up. pls cooperate #fairy (nonstop): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #shrimp thoughts

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"modern au in which jgy is poor and oppressed" okay, i'm listening! "--and everyone feels bad for him and tries to help him, which is why everyone's shocked and hurt when their favourite Good Guy turns out to be a toxic and phony asshole who's been preying on their good instincts all along" insert that one gif of mark hamill yeeting the lightsaber away over his shoulder because that's precisely what i'm doing with your post/fic in my mind 😔

#shrimp thoughts #i know it's super easy to just take jgy as this guy who has everything under control and only pretends to be affected by the opinion #of the public. BUT HE GREW UP IN POVERTY‚ PEOPLE. if he was rich all along? sure! i'd believe he's faking everything and cheer him on. #BUT HIS MOM WAS A SEX WORKER. can we please agree‚ like on a principle‚ we don't even have to pay attention to all the little details #that the novel peppers in here and there to show you that jgy is NOT liked by everyone‚ can we please agree that it's a bit Rough #to live in a classist society made up of snotty rich people when you're a bastard child with a sex worker as a mother. can we. can we pleas #in anno domini 2024... next year md/zs will be ten years old... come ooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn

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honestly cql is the only adaptation that got zidian right. like. when it's not in use it's a ring, it's on the user's finger. why on this beautiful green earth would it turn into a Separate Whip, With A Handle, when in use? like. you can drop it. your badass spiritual tool. you can drop it, and what then. cql truly understands! it's not only a ring, it's also a bracelet that CONNECTS to the ring, and it's a SNAKE that slithers over your palm when you give someone permission to use it, AND when you use it it doesn't leave your hand even for a second. king shit

#and it's pretty. sorry all the other weapons can and in fact should sit down. especially mr transparent blade bichen. #just. there's no comparison really #shrimp thoughts

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STEPPY

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rolling him around in my brain like a cutlet in bread crumbs

#shrimp thoughts #little guy enthusiast central

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the "boo hoo people who think their favourite villain character is misunderstood and a victim are weak, stupid and cringe, REAL villain fans embrace the fact that their faves are assholes with no redeeming qualities like NORMAL people 🙄" thing is not only very annoying but it also only works when the characters are actual, cartoonish, moustache-twirling villains who do Evil Acts because they Love Being Evil. but is it used towards fans of such characters? nah, of course it's not. it's used towards fans of antagonists or anti-heroes, no less complex than the protagonists, often misunderstood and ostracized by society, often with goals and motivations that are entirely understandable even to a modern audience.

and it's like. god you're such a loser for insisting this half-orphan raised in poverty who desperately longs for a better life and does horrible things for his father hoping against everything that he'll be loved, who just wants to be safe and respected and recognized for his achievements, is not an one-dimensional twisted sadistic motherfucker of a villain. just shut up and admit he's a piece of trash who gets off to hurting others. you're not even a villain fan, a real villain fan would accept their fave is irredeemably evil! lmao!

a coupla years ago -- maybe more than a coupla -- you'd have people sooooo terribly exasperated with the ~trend~ of such misunderstood antagonists, like why can't we have normal villains who are just Evil, why does every bad guy have to have a tragic backstory, it's so cliche and stupid and-- ok buddy, but why are you so opposed to compassion? why do you want shit to be black and white all the time? why are you so upset at the idea that you can't expect people to do good and be kind if they've never known goodness and kindness?

rarely -- at least i don't really remember, but then i don't keep up with popular media -- the antagonists people (ugh!) Feel Bad For is a rich ceo who wants to make money because profits good, more profits now. they're usually either poor and/or marginalized or, if rich and privileged -- abandoned, misunderstood and/or shunned by their family/peers/everyone around them. it's honestly more surprising to me that someone Wouldn't feel at least a little bad for, idk, a prince who always lived in his more popular brother's shadow, unable to get true understanding and affection either from him or from anyone else. but no, "cool motive, still murder, also he's a literal prince so he has no right to complain". okay then!

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sometimes people just read and interpret books like this

"well in this paragraph from timmy's pov he says it outright: 'mommy cruelly forbade him to eat more than two sweet buns a day, coming up with a stupid excuse that they're bad for his teeth -- but timmy has never, ever noticed anything being wrong with his teeth. understanding dawned on him: she was depriving him of his innocent pleasures for no reason other than to delight in his pain, and in that moment he hated her with all his might'. like it's RIGHT HERE. IN TEXT. if you don't see that mommy is a sadistic bitch who'd kill timmy the first time he has his back turned, you're fucking illiterate at this point"

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