Ayo why Hobie be speaking in riddles and rhymes like the lorax
No wonder Jessica be ignoring him
like okay Rumpelstiltskin this is not a game of two truths and a lie 😭😭
walking around speaking in clues and doing hand tricks and making shit disappear
are you a spider person or an amateur magician you gotta pick one
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alright listen closely: Namor is completely head over heels for Shuri. THAT MAN IS A WHORE, now let me elaborate...
after their first encounter at the river and Shuri's kidnapped 💀, he gives her a gorgeous dress, gives her his mother's bracelet, tells her his and his people's story, shows her his kingdom, has a very calming and understanding conversation even though they don't come to an agreement and tells her she's the first one from the surface to see his kingdom??? 🤨🤨🤨
and don't even get me started with the looks he kept giving her while explaining his reasons. The way Namor whispered he heard what she said back at the beach and then delivers the “Let's burn it together” line EXUDING ENEMIES TO LOVERS TROPE!!!
Queen Ramonda seeks communication with Namor at the beach, trying to make a deal to let Shuri go. She asks what can she exchange for Shuri's release AND THE FISH MAN TELLS HER WITH A BIG ASS SMILE ON HIS FACE: “nothing” (bro already had their marriage and future planned in his head, how'd their kids look like, their names, everything, i just know.)
as they fought he said he wished things were different, yielded when she told him to. When giving his powerful speech before that big fight btw talokans and wakandans, he was sitted on his throne WITH THAT GODDMAN SHELL LIKE A BROKEN-HEARTED EX WHO COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER I--
and after everything there he was, painting Shuri beating his ass on that wall and trying to convince Namora his decisions were a good idea like “listen i know it looks like i have a crush on her but trust me i know what i'm doing---” poor Namora did not take his shit and almost lost it 😔
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Avengers: Hawkeye & Nick Fury
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Is Dream also gonna make it everyone's problem when he and Stardust get romantic ?
bet.
y'all prepare to wake up in a sweat he's gonna make it everyone's business that badly. ngl I did say I rarely write smut outside my original character, but when I commit to it... we're going through it all hand in unlovable hand besties.
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Pepper Potts in
IRON MAN (2008)
Larry called. He's got another buyer for the Jackson Pollock in the wings. Do you want it? Yes or no. Is it a good representation of his spring period? No. The Springs was actually the neighborhood in East Hampton where he lived and worked, not "spring" like the season. So? I think it's a fair example. I think it's incredibly overpriced. I need it. Buy it. Store it.
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To @thefantasmarex and other Cap adopts Kon AU enjoyers
I just thought something, Captain Marvel isn’t an inherited title. In the OG comics and still in a lot of later ones it’s specifically a chosen one thing, we know that with Billy, but his entire family is honorary members and titles passed between close friends and family specifically to share the power. Not pass it on.
Billy has 3 potential candidates for succession depending on canons; The original being BillBat from the 30th century, Power of Shazam’s CeCe Beck from the 90th century, and Tanist of the 853rd century in the DC 1,000,000 comics.
(Pictures and more below the cut)
Only one is actually related to Billy, and that’s BillBat of earth, his distant descendant. CeCe is from Bindermann and Tanist is from Mercury, both having stumbled into the RoE some how and have no prior relation.
No one in the current Marvel family as they know it is supposed to usurp Billy or replace him, he’s supposed to take the Wizards mantle fully later on in life and wait until his successor is old enough to inherit his power. Billy has to live to see that day, weather it’s 1,000 or 7,000 or 83,000 years into the future, he has to make it to pass the torch to the next being Pure of Heart and Strong of Spirit.
There is no replacing Marvel in the modern day, no keeping his name alive till the next guy needed, Conner has no expected inheritance or standards if he’s taken in as a member of the Marvel family. He can be whatever he wants as long as he’s a good person, he could wear his symbol and call himself Junior or another Lieutenant Marvel but he doesn’t have to.
There has to be a Superman once Clark’s gone, he’s too much of a symbol to fade, he means too much. But in a way Marvel doesn’t, and it’s not something bad or sad in context.
Being Captain Marvel is always shown as a thankless and isolating job, but one that has to be done to keep ancient evils at bay and the balance of Magic in order. That’s why Billy takes the job as Wizard only when Shazam dies, magic needs a warden but he doesn’t want that job right away, when he takes it he chooses Freddy as a champion to be Captain Marvel but they aren’t Shazam, he is. That’s what separates the Wizards champion, which is what Billy is, from the gods champions that his family is.
Conner has no expectation in his family, not because he isn’t good enough or because of a flaw in his upbringing, but because of a highly selective criteria for a job no one really wants.
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