anyone: mentions the marauders
me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)
also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them
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marauders as quotes/moments from my life pt 19
sirius:I had a pretty good year, Ive only cried about 3-4 times and one of them because I was laughing. How many times have you?
reg:... 135...
sirius: *misheard* 35 TIMES? ARE YOU OKAY? THAT IS LIKE EVERY SECOND DAY!
reg: its actually 2.5x a week, I made a powerpoint... wanna see?
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Idk, just saw this and immediately though of Jegulus. Still think I’m funny.
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me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
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i think my favourite part about reading fanfiction is the amount of obscure knowledge i now possess
hockey? never played but you can consider me an expert
will i ever need to know the complicated inner workings of criminal defense law? perhaps not but i know it
the perfect technique to making an espresso? put me in coach
how to steal millions of dollars worth of art? i’m your guy
you want statistics on specific songs that came out throughout the 70s and 80s? i thought you’d never ask
bartending? tell me what drink you want baby girl
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this is what i mean when i hc remus as the tallest marauder
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pt.83
god i LOVE how to train your dragon
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Sirius: you can't gaslight me
Regulus: you're right I can't
Sirius: exactly
Regulus:
Sirius:
Sirius: wAIT
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Regulus: This Barbie is *depressed*
James: Babe, do you ever think about getting help instead of expressing your mental health struggles through memes?
Regulus:
Regulus: This Barbie is *feeling attacked*
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