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All three generations 🤍

#absolutely eats #fleamont potter #are you kidding? #i am drooling #hashtag lesbian #james potter #harry potter #indi serves

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ATTENTION:

To everyone following my fic or my general online presence,

I am not dead. I am worse.

You see, my laptop keyboard melted. At my own hands, so be it, but what would you do in a situation as dire as mine? My day began just fine until sunday morning when a fat ass trail of ANTS led up to my computer. I lifted the screen in horror. You guessed it. All ants. Ants of every size, shape and sexual orientation formed a coven beneath my laptops keys during the three days of which i was on vacation.

My first thought: burn the fucking house to the ground. My second thought: blast the motherfuckers out with a hair dryer.

Fortunately, many of the ants melted. Less fortunately, many of my laptop keys melted also.

This is NOT where the story ends. THE ANTS. HAVE AN ENTIRE. ARMY. BENEATH MY KEYS. In full seriousness there are BABY FUCKING ANT EGGS BENEATH MY KEYBOARD THAT ARE VERY ALIVE AND WELL. I AM HORRIFIED AND HAVE BEEN SOBBING VIOLENTLY.

BUT ALAS, do not fear because by god it would take satan himself and the entire power of hell to pry my WIP fanfic from my greedy claws. no ants will stop me, NO, not I.

(however i do have adhd and i can’t type without key caps :( thank you for being patient and know that chapter 30 is alive and well and coming soon.)

IF MY KEYBOARD BURNS, THE ANTS WILL BURN WITH IT

through violent tremors and tear-stained eyes,

mac ☆

(this is literally not a joke.)

#TSCR #nothing will end my WIP #im horrified tho please send help #there is an ant on my hand as i write this #how do i resign? #how do i quit? #tell me how to be done #im tired of this ‘living’ thing

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>>Not mine<<

#funniest shit i’ve seen in my life #remus lupin #im cackling #wolfstar

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NEW UPDATE WHEN (jk take ur time)

this is unintentionally hilarious to me because it was submitted the same day i uploaded the next chapter

(next next chapter is coming next week :)

#tscr #things like this make my day #i love u #the stars cried requiem #mail

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i’ve been channeling my inner regulus for chemistry and i’m still failing what am i doing wrong

#slash gen #please send help #regulus black #regulus black kinnie #marauders era #regulus #RAB #marauders fanfiction #slytherin skittles #marauders #jegulus

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me (externally): i’ve read a fic or two about a new ship. It’s sort of cute, you know, as far as fics go

me (internally): I AM EATING BREATHING AND LIVING THIS SHIP AND I HAVE BEEN FOR MONTHS IF YOU READ IT AND DONT LIKE IT I WILL NEVER EVER RECOVER

#ao3 #marauders era #fanfic meme #fanfic #fanficwriters #ao3writer #marauders fanfiction #fanfiction reader #marauders #wolfstar

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When i entered the Marauders fandom: haha omg Lupin and Sirius are so cute together ahaha I love them I'd die for them! Wolfstar all the way!! But...I think Lily is the only one for James! Im not sure who all these other people are though I'll have to learn more! Uwu! (I had only read ATYD)

Me now, beaten and bruised, lit cigarette in hand hard liquor in the other: they all fuckin.

#they all fuckin #help 💀 #i’m rolling #hashtag partyvan #wolfstar #sunseeker #starchaser #rosekiller #dorlene #jegulily

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Fanfiction writers only want one* thing and it’s disgusting

*Comments where you explain in excruciating detail how each line made you feel

#that sums it up yes #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #fanfiction

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R.A.B ⋆｡°✩

#um??? #GENUINELY SO PRETTY #THE TALENT? #this is my regulus #i want this art injected into my bloodstream #regulus arcturus black #RAB #reggie :3

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barty absolutely LOVES valentine’s day and uses it as an excuse to be as publicly sexual as possible, loudly flirtatious, and is wrapped around evan like a condom

evan pretends to DESPISE valentine’s day, acting like he forgets about the occasion just to get on Barty’s nerves- dodging his attempts to flirt / touch, and makes a show to be as unromantic as possible. on the inside, he’s squealing and kicking his feet

and they were soulmates

#rosekiller #rosekiller headcanon #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #barty x evan #valentine’s day #happy valentine’s day by the way #this is my bcj #marauders era #slytherin skittles

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James, being levitated in to the Hospital after a Quidditch injury...

Pomfery, trying to give him blood: Quick! What's his type?

Sirius, flustered: Uh....short, mean Slytherins?

Pomfrey: No, his BLOOD type!

#you mean MY type #*said in ace/aro* #reg is my platonic soulmate #jegulus #starchaser #marauders

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remus going “i dont wanna go on blind dates what if i get stood up?” and sirius going “then you call me and then we go eat together”

and so remus pretends to be continuously stood up just so he and sirius can go on a “date”

#stop this is adorable #wolfstar #sirius x remus #marauders era #harry potter #marauders fanfiction

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for anyone wondering, this is my fic summed up in one screenshot

(chapter 27 tmr tehe :)

#trans regulus black #regulus black #animagus regulus #jegulus #regulus centric #slytherin skittles #wolfstar #regulus kinnie #marauders fanfic #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #tscr

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i can’t believe it took me this long to get into the marauders fandom lmao??? it was in the back of my mind like 3 years ago i never touched upon it until a few days ago and now i’ve fallen into a rabbit hole 🫶🏼

i care for regulus and pandora’s friendship so much so i was like ‘why not introduce my current obsession with them?’ so here we are.

(regulus didn’t bother to brush off the petals pandora put on his hair afterwards cuz it would’ve made her sad)

#look at this masterpiece #this is my reggie #this is my for #ARGH #muah muah #i <3 u op #i wanna eat this

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stay with me

#suddenly a bartylus shipper #this eats #i want to be them #bartylus #regulus black #barty crouch jr

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i wish barty crouch jr had tiktok so i could watch his version of the ‘don’t go insane’ belt dance because i KNOW he would eat that up

#evan would be drooling off to the side #does anyone know what i’m referencing #or am i fucking crazy #barty crouch jr #don’t go insane dpr ian #rosekiller #evan rosier #slytherin skittles #marauders era #marauders fanfiction

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crimson rivers James 🤝 disintegration Sirius

* having a knife kink *

#can you tell i’m in my disintigration era #anyway #wolfstar #jegulus #enemies to lovers #marauders era #vampire au #zeppazariel #moonymoment