#like literally the epitome of a perfect partner for me

[stars-n-spice]

y'know what?

I'm glad I didn't get Old Man Wrecker because I would've literally never would've shut up about it. They knew I wouldn't be able to handle it. That would've killed me on the spot.

#LIKE #you're going to take the most perfect man ever #like literally the epitome of a perfect partner for me #AND THEN #put him in the age range I tend to be attracted to???? #yeah no #at that point i'd find a way to crawl into the television #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb wrecker #wrecker bad batch

[koliejeon]

Tainted by You - JJK

╰┈➤ 𝙋𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜: nerd yandere jk x queen bee reader!

╰┈➤ 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: who would have thought that being tainted by the nerd Jeon Jungkook would feel this good.

╰┈➤ 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩: 3.3k+

╰┈➤ 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: manipulation, gaslighting, dumbification cock riding, fingering, dom jk, sub! reader, cream pie, squirting, size kink, blackmailing, yandere jk, slightly mean jk, degradation.

You're considered the queen bee of your university, the one who's always seen as the epitome of perfection, with everyone admiring how much of a pretty face and a smart student you are. Being looked up to by everyone on this kind of level really boosts your ego, so it's a shame if anyone would know how much of a  moaning bitch you are while riding the cock of the biggest nerd in school, Jeon Jungkook. 

But It's not your fault that he just fucks you too good... 

He’s just too good at it that you can’t help youself coming back for more, even if you fully knew that this would taint your reputation as a queen bee. I mean, everyone’s expecting you to date someone who’s on your level, and not just a nerd dude with a messy curly black hair and thick glasses that just covers his features. 

But to your defense, he’s not what everyone is thinking of him of. That boy who’s always shy around people, and just keeps himself accompanied with his books has a totally different persona when it’s just the two of you alone. He’s not shy, he’s actually arrogant, mean, manipulative and hot…

Yeah, hot… like how hot the depts of hell could feel like.

It all started last month when your stupid history professor decided to paired you up with him for a project. You didn’t have a problem with it, you thought that with this project, he might open up with you and to others instead of being that awkward nerd guy that everyone hates.

╰┈➤ 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝

The bell rang as a sign that the class discussion has already ended and that it’s now time for lunch. “You may now leave the class, don’t forget to communicate with your partners and discuss the project” Mr. Lim, your History professor, reminded to everyone as they started packing their things to leave the class. Some replied a simple “yes” to him, while some didn’t bother and just hurriedly leave the room before the canteen seats would run out.

“Y/N, hurry up, let’s go now!” Jennie, who’s one of your friends said to you as she’s waiting for you near the classroom’s door. You smiled at here and was about to say something along the lines of “Yeah, i’m coming,” but you got distracted when you saw the boy in one of the backseats, he looks so lonely in there packing his things ever so slowly – probably taking his time since no one is inviting him anyway to go for a lunch, and for some reason you felt pity for him. “Actually, just go ahead first, I remember I have something to do this time” you lied to her, and she simply just agreed to what you said as she quickly tag along with her other friends.

Now it’s just the two of you alone in the classroom, you awkwardly approach him… unsure of how to start a conversation with him. “Uhm… Jungkook right?” you asked even know the answer is already obvious.  He looked up at you and stared at you for atleast 5 seconds before responding “Y-yeah that’s me” he managed to mutter that out with a little stutter. You thought he was just shy, and you hate it. This is literally the reason why he’s being made fun of by those bullies. You brushed off that thought as you brightly smiled at him, “Great! I’m Y/N, Mr. Lim paired us up for the project. I suggest if we start doing it as early as possible” 

“I’m okay with that” he simply replied.

“I’m free later, are you okay with that? I just don’t know where we can do the project though, My apartment is not that great since it’s small and I’m sharing it with Jennie” You stated, already feeling comfortable in conversing with him even though he’s not literally replying anything and just looking at you. You  guess he’s more of a listener rather than a talker. “Aha! How about we do the project at your place?”  you suggested out of nowhere. The project has to do with arts and crafts, so coffee shops are not the best place to do the project. 

Jungkook eyes seemed to widen from being shock with what you’ve said. He can't even believe it. You want to go to his house??? This is something straight out from his dreams.

“Y-yeah…sure, why not” he was really glad and euphoric that you’ve said that, but his reply came like he was just forced to say yes.  “Great! You can send me your address” you said, and he frowned but not enough for you to notice, what do you mean by that? You don’t wanna go with him together at his house later? “Uhm… lets just go together later” he suggested, and you nervously chuckled, no way your gonna go with him after class, people might see you and probably make fun of you for hanging out with a weird guy like him.

“But-”

“It’s kind of far away from here and you might get lost” he explained without stuttering, while straightly looking in your eyes. Those thick glasses might have cover his intense gaze, but definitely not the tension that’s starting to form in the room.

There’s this something from his aura, it’s like a sudden change that you could clearly figure out, but it surely made you nervous as you gulped. You wanted to say something but you were unable to get the right word out of your mouth, so instead you simply just agreed with him “...m’kay” you said while looking at the ground like a child who got declined by your parents to buy the toy that you wanted in the store. 

Yeah, you wanted to somehow talk to him, but not like this!  You were sulking with the idea and Jungkook found it cute that he smirk at your behavior. He broke the silence by saying good bye to you for now, “So I guess were already settled? I’ll see you at the parking lot” 

╰┈➤ 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥𝙨 - 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙤𝙩

It’s already 6 PM when I headed in the parking lot as I try to spot where Jungkook might be. Classes are already finished at 5:30 PM but I made sure to be late so that no one familiar would spot me getting onto Jungkook’s vehicle. This almost feels like I’m doing some sort of a crime, even though I am not. After a few minutes of searching he spots me and raised his hand to get my attention. I immediately went into his direction and damn… I just don’t know how to feel.

He’s leaning in a black sedan that I suppose is his with his left hand in his pocket and the other hand holding a cigarette. This is the only time that I’ve noticed he has veiny hands. Just what the actual fuck! It feels like I’m looking at the same person from an hour ago! He’s definitely not the typical nerd you get to see everyday. I mean, a nerd with a sedan who’s looking hot as ever while smoking?! I was basically gawking at the new sight, and I only got out from my delusions when he cleared his throat.

“Let’s go?” He said as he throw the cigarette on the ground and stomped on it. “Yeah” is the only thing I was able to mutter as I went to the passenger side of his car. I buckled my seatbelt on, and he started driving. He was wearing a ripped jeans and a grey Calvin Clien hoodie that he later on re-adjusted, exposing his left arm that is covered with tattoos. Do I even fully know this guy??? It seems like all those school gossips about him are just pure lies.

He was not lying, his house was really a bit far from the University, not to mention the slight traffic on the way. His house was located somewhere inside of an expensive looking village.

“You live here?” You asked after getting out of his car. The house was big, and looks expensive with a modern touch to its’ architecture. “Yeah, my parents gifted it to me last year” he replied like it was nothing as he guided you through the main entrance of his house. What kind of parents would gift their child an expensive house?! For fucks sake he didn’t even graduated yet or is about to get married. His parents must be crazy rich like those in the movies.

“I already have the needed materials, is it okay for you to wait here? I just needed to freshen up”

“Ugh… yeah sure. I’ll just play some music in my phone” I said, and he simply chuckled before opening the television for me without saying anything. I feel poor being here., well yeah my parents are also well-off, but not on this level!  Waiting for him for at least 25 minutes was boring so I just made myself at home as I watched the movie playing in the television. 

“You should take a picture” he suddenly said which caught me off guard

“I- what?”

“You’re looking at me a little too much”

“No I wasn’t!” I tried to deny it even though it was already obvious as my face became as red as a tomato from being so embarrassed, that I choosed to look on the floor, being shy to even look at him” Inside of my head, I was scolding myself for acting that way, he must have now think of me as a pervert!

He started approaching me, and before I knew it, he lifted up my chin as he cupped my face with both of his hands so that I would look at him. We we’re both looking at each other’s eyes, and then everything just happened so fast, I didn’t even know why I let It happen, but we we’re now passionately kissing as both of our tongues fought for dominance in which he obviously won. We were now in his bedroom but before things could  get even more heated, I tap his shoulder thrice as a sign that I want it to stop. Gladly, he accepted my request and pulled back, “This is wrong” I simply told him, and a that made him ‘tsk’ as his face contorted an annoyed look.

“Wrong? Tell me what’s wrong about this Y/N?!” He answered back, he’s clearly not liking what I’ve told him but him. I can’t just answer him by saying that I don’t want to be associated with someone like him, people would make fun of me, and my reputation as a queen bee who’s always been perfect would be tainted. I don’t want them to think that choosing Jungkook was a bad decision, and that I’ve made a wrong decision. But I just can’t also tell that to Jungkook, I don’t want him to feel bad himself even though those are the true reason. I remained silent without moving a single inch of my body, my hand are still in his shoulder while he’s arms are wrapped on my waist. We were standing in the middle of the room, but even though were close enough, I didn’t had the urge to look in his eyes even though I know that he’s  looking at me with burning gaze.

“What? You don’t know how to answer now? Cat got your tongue? Or  you’re stupid little mind can’t just comprehend simple things?!” All his words hurt like hell, I didn’t even realize he could say such mean things to me, when all I knew is that we was that shy nerd boy at the back of the class who doesn’t even know how to fight back from his bullies. “Stupid Y/N, can’t even explain herself” he continued belittling me and it was all to much that I burst out and cry myself in his chest. He was shocked for a while but then embraced me in his arms as he let me cry all my worries while shushing me down “Shhh it’s okay darling, I know you’re little brain hurts from thinking too much, you don’t have to think, that’s my job, and you only have to follow what I say, right? It’s true, my mind was clouded and it hurts, so I just let him embrace me while drawing circles on my back.

It stayed like that for a while but then Jungkook drop the bomb, “I know you think it’s wrong because it would taint your reputation. Their poor queen bee Lee Y/N dating the nerd Jeon Jungkook? Doesn’t sound good to them right?” I look up at him, unable to say anything, and that just made me tear up more. “I’m sorry” I muttered to him as I buried myself in his bare chest, the citrus scent of his body wash engulfing my nostrils.

“Shhh… it’s okay baby, I know how much you love the attention the campus is giving you, it makes your dumb ego grow right? But the thing is, you ONLY need my attention”

“I’m sorry - Y/N’s really sorry” I said, already at my worst point as I continued to cry. I feel like a bad person based on what’s he’s telling me, but that’s the truth, I’m too self-concious of what people will say to me, I’m someone who starved attention, and I just feel bad that Jungkook has to know that side of me, and I’m now thinking that I hurted his feelings because I was too selfish. So I kept on apologizing “Gguk, Y/N’s sorry, please forgive her”

Jungkook smirked in victory, he knew he fully had you in control, oh just how easy it is to manipulate you. To break you into pieces so that he can fix you again, and then make feel like he’s the only one who can fix and save you from yourself.

“Shh… I was really hurt, darling. What you did was wrong, how come you think of me as a person that would taint your reputation when all I do is love you from a far?” that made me feel guilty more…

“But I would forgive you if…

“If what? Please tell me, Gguk, I will make it up to you, I promise!” I said, feeling determined to fix my mistake.

“If you make love with me. Prove me that you love me, that you need me, and that you’re not afraid to be tainted by me” and so, without much thought, I kissed him deeply, I opened my mouth, inviting him to intertwine his tongue in my hot cavern, as he lifted my shirt and carry me on his bed. I am now laying on my back, the tension from both us rising as I hurriedly removed my pants, leaving me in my underwear. The sight infront of me, him hovering above me as he continued kissing me while exploring every inch of my body had me whimpering in his bed. He started attacking my neck, making sure to leave as many hickies he could so that everyone knows I’m his.

His right hand started massaging my breast while the one started licking and sucking my nipple. The pleasure was just too good to be true, and after a seconds, my buds now sensitive and hardened as I continued moaning shamelessly. The pleasure that he’s giving me was just too god that I started unconciously buckling my hips to his hardened dick.  “Too impatients aren’t you?” he teased, and I just whimpered. He took off my panties, looking at my dripping core, already wet for him. “Please hurry,”  “Easy there, princess we have to to adjust your pretty little pussy first so it woudn’t hurt that much, okay?” he’s talking to me as if I’m some dumb kid, it was embarrasing but it makes me more turned on. Two fingers were pushed in my hole, I was shocked at the sudden intrusion but he soothed it by drawing circles on clit. “See? My fingers are even too much for you, how can you properly take my cock if you’re like that?” I wanted to disagree with him but I coudn’t utter a single word as he started fastly moving his digits inside me. “One more,  please” he only chuckled after hearing that, and I’ve never felt so pathetic in my entire life. He must’ve known that I’m  being dumbly determined just to impress him, but I later regret that when he fulfilled my wish. 

“As you wish, darling” the third finger definitely burned my inside like hell, he’s fingers are not just long but also thick. After some time, my moans got louder and louder as I trembled in his fingers, and before I knew it, I squirted a lot, but he didn’t stop from fingering me, until I was begging him to stop “Ggukie…. To-too much please” and with that he removed his fingers on me...

“You haven’t even got the real thing yet. Plus you promised me, you would make it up for me, right?  I was really hurt you know?”

“Sorry, I forgot” I embarrassedly admitted with a pout  and he only chuckled at me “I know, it’s okay, I’m always here to remind you”

“Have you tried riding a cock before?” his question caught me off guard, 

“What??? No I’ve never! Plus… you’re actually my first”

“Good, cause I will make sure that that person would die, if someone comes first on you before me. How about you become a good girl and right my dick, yeah? Prove me that you’re really sorry” I blushed at his statement but I didn’t bother to disagree with his request, I was at fault and I should make it up.

He’s leaning on the headboard right now, and Ii’m straddling his lap, while he lined up his cock in my entrance. I started moving down ever so slowly, but Jungkook was patient enough. But you know what they say, patience can also grew out easily, “What if it hurts?” I dumbly asked him, knowing that it would hurt more after seeing his size. He’s length is around 7 inch and it’s very thick, “It’s supposed to hurt, Darling” and with that, both of his hands pushed me down on his length, it hurt at first, but after a few seconds of adjusting, it felt like a bliss of heaven. I continued to bounce up and down on his length while moaning loudly as he played with my boobs, “Touch your clit, love” I did as what I was told and it was the best feeling I could ever imagine. Later on, I grew tired and cummed on his dick, but he didn’t stop there, instead he controlled my hip movement as he buckled is hips to reach his high and cum deep inside me. I was already pliant as black out after the session.

You may have not seen it, but Jungkook had the biggest grin of victory on his face, as he removed his now soften length inside your pussy. You’re already passed out, so Jungkook took the time to clean both of you as he covered your body with clean sheets. Little did you know, everything was recorded, from the moment the two of you step in his room. Jungkook would surely play the video sometime to jerk on you, and maybe use it for blackmail if you started acting up. But for now, you don’t have to know anything, what the two of you have, the thing that he made you believe, is already enough for him, cause he succesfully tainted you.

#yandere jungkook #jungkook #bts fanfic #fanfic #jungkook ff #smut #bts smut

[nvoirs]

i had an idea and I was wondering if I could request you write it! <33

So the reader is a rookie agent working with Leon to save Ashley in re4, but Leon's salty about it because he prefers to work alone, but after getting to know her better and having an extreme attraction to her.. they hide out somewhere while taking shelter from an attack by salazar and they share an intimate moment? 😏

could Leon be dom and the reader is nervous and sub... but Leon's still respectful while still fucking her dumb?

ty!!!

Disclaimers: Thongs are not practical for missions but whatever! Cowgirl + missionary position, Leon dom but he's a respectful man, female reader sub, cussing, fingering, hand job, spanking, marking, biting, hickeys, creampied.

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There he goes off again, walking ahead of you yet again. If you were ambushed he probably wouldn't even bat an eye at you probably saying “you can handle it on your own.” Leon Kennedy was the epitome of an arrogant bastard, he made your blood pump angrily around your body fists clenched ready to punch him squarely in his perfect nose.

You didn’t hate Leon. it’s just that he got on your nerves sometimes, he preferred to ‘work alone’ as he put it. He was acting as if you had chosen to come along with him like some dumb puppy of a rookie. You actually did look up to Leon, copying his hand movements with his gun and shielding yourself the same way he did. He wasn’t a brilliant partner to you but he sure knew how to take care of himself.

“Leon, look! There’s the church, hunnigan mentioned.”

 He mentally rolled his eyes at you ignoring your little buzzing voice as he trudged to the church shotgun in hand with you scurrying behind his tall form.

“Hey you know Leon, you don’t have to be such a rude bitch ya know? Lighten up a little.” You looked at his stoic expression that slowly changed into a mixture of arrogance and disgust.

“Watch your mouth rookie, I’m your superior. You follow my orders and speak when I tell you to.”

 You scoffed as you tagged along, pistol in hand as you glared at him. He was so fucking handsome you couldn’t lie. His golden hair wet with rain water made him look so sexy and you were biting your lip but quickly turned away when he caught you staring.

Leon was about to open his mouth when you heard a distant cry in the distance. A bunch of axe wielding cultists came scrambling your way ready to stake you both. You both turned a corner the opposite way from the church, when Leon shockingly grabbed your arm flinging you into the side of a cabin door.

“Quick in here!”

 You thought you saw an apologetic gaze for quite literally smacking you into the door but it was gone as quickly as it was revealed. You silently followed his orders walking through the door of the small home. The air smelt musty and dust particles swarmed everything you touched, a faint smell of rotting meat lingered making you curl your lips and scrunch your nose in disgust.

“Get down!” Leon hissed. “Alright, alright.” you replied, hands surrendered in the air, getting down on your knees, your back hitting the wall below the window just as a mumbling villager swept past.

 Your heartbeat thumped in your chest, and you could hear blood rushing in your ears scared of being caught. Leon however was poking his head out just so he could see out of the window.

“Fuck, they're setting up a camp goddamnit.” His frustrated words made your mind hazy, and you swallowed the lump in your dry throat.

“Looks like we're going to be here for a while, unless I can get in contact with Luis or Hunnigan.” He smacked the radio in his palm, but all that could be heard was a faint crackling sound. Not a good sign.

“So.. what now?” You trembled, wait to go to make it obvious you were shitting yourself right now.

“Don't tell me you're a scared rookie.” He chuckled a cheshire grin etching itself upon his pinkish lips.

“I mean I might be sawn in half if they find us here, in this tight little hut with barely any ammo left so yeah Leon I am a bit scared.”

For the first time ever, Leon's face seemed to soften at your curt words. “Don't worry rookie, I'll keep you safe, I promise.” He stuck his pinkie out, and you looked at it as if he was mocking you.

“Seriously, What am I five?”

 He pouted. “No but we're never too old for pinky promises.” You laughed, slapping his pinky playfully away.

It had been around an hour since you and Leon had been stuck, waiting for the right time to bolt through that door and make your escape. That time had yet to come as the villagers looked like they weren't budging at all. You'd gotten to know Leon slightly more than you had known sixty minutes ago. He was actually a pretty cool dude, and your crush on him just intensified at all the things he spoke to you about.

You eventually both stopped speaking, sighing, your eyes drooping with sleep. You couldn't help but just close your eyes..

“Wake up!” Leon whispered to you. Your eyelids shot open, “W-what can we leave now?” Your head moved from something soft beneath you, and you realised it was Leon's thigh.

You moved swiftly, coughing to mask the embarrassment bubbling inside of you. “Sorry Leon, didn't mean to fall asleep on you.” You awkwardly laughed scratching your head before stretching.

“No we can't leave just yet, but you sleeping on me was kinda cute.”

“W-what?” Your eyes widened, like a deer stuck in headlights you didn't know what to say.

“Need me to repeat that?” He whispered into your ear, smooth like honey, warm like the sun.

“No? But thanks I guess.” His deep chuckles had butterflies fluttering violently inside of you as you swallowed.

“So cute.. do you maybe want to do something else to pass the time, rookie?”

You weren't entirely sure what he meant, but then it hit you like a truck.

Sex? Here? Out of all places!

“Leon, I'd love to but not here..”

His eyes glistened, the pupil of his eyes dilating in excitement.

“But wouldn't it be fun here baby? What other place will we have this much privacy?”

He had a point. You and him would eventually meet back up with Luis and Ashley and you wouldn't have another chance of trying this new side of Leon you hadn't seen before.

“There isn't that much privacy.” You mumbled, looking up at the window, the ragged curtains fluttering in the cool breeze.

“Enough privacy then.” His hand was clutching your thigh lightly and you hadn't even realised. You wiggled your thigh slightly, and Leon gripped tighter. He was still waiting for an answer.

“O-okay.”

 He grinned when you nodded, showing his pearly rows of teeth.

He cupped your face gently, moving in for a sweet passionate but desperate kiss. His blonde stray hairs tickling your face, as his kisses slowly got more sloppy, more needy. He bit your lip, and you whined at the sudden intrusion but you liked it. Your hands slid around the nape of his neck, trying to pull him impossibly closer. At this point you were sitting on his lap, grinding down for any sort of friction.

“Aren't you just the sweetest when you make those sounds for me?” Leon gently pushed you off of him, pinning you down to the dusty, wooden floor. His hands trailing up your torso, before hovering over your chest.

You watched him, locking eye contact while the wetness grew inside your underwear. You nodded, giving him permission to undress you at your will, he started ripping off your tactical gear. It was dangerous, he knew that because the crazed villagers were only a few feet away but he couldn't help but want to see you completely naked on your knees for him.

Managing to shimmy of your pants, he squeezed his eyes shut from the view. Your underwear was so skimpy, it was barely covering you and he raised an eyebrow at the choice of underwear you'd gone with. A thong.

“What? I find them practical for missions” You pouted.

You watched his eyes darken with a brewing lust for you. Rolling you over so your tits were squished and your ass exposed he slapped a cheek. Not loud enough to alert the cultists, but loud enough that you got the message. You were driving him to the very edge, knowing what choice of clothing you had on underneath this whole time. If he had known, you would have been fucked and full of his cum long before. The stinging sensation made your pussy clench, groping the other cheek Leon left another searing slap making your eyes water.

“You okay down there?”

You nodded, “Want more please.”

He chuckled, tutting at you, “Always so eager, even at a time like this.”

Leon unclasped your bra, the straps falling down your quivering shoulders as his calloused hands ran over the skin of them. Leon pulled you up so your bra slipped from your body completely, leaving you exposed. He hummed as he dragged you onto his lap, grabbing each breast in the palm of his hand and kneading them causing you to throw your head back from the burst of pleasure.

“Oh yeah, just like that Leon.”

Your moans of encouragement spurred him on to pursuit, taking a finger before wetting it and bringing it back to your erect nipple. He rubbed his saliva around, tight little circles making you jerk up. Your pussy was leaking like crazy as you whimpered into his ear, rutting like a pup against his clad thigh. The thin of your underwear made it easier for you to grind against him, hot and sweaty you could feel yourself getting closer-

Coming to an abrupt stop because of the strong pair of hands glueing your hips into place you mewled at the loss of contact.

“No! was so close.” Tears filling your eyes.

“Aw baby, don't you want to cum on my fingers instead? don't cry shh now.” He twisted you around so you were facing him, clasping your face in his rough hands.

“Y-yes please.” Pulling your panties to the side, and with a satisfied hum Leon slipped two of his fingers into your throbbing hole.

“Oh!” You were surprised at your own noises, but maybe that's because your senior had his fingers buried deep inside of you.

“You like that?” The smug look annoyed you a bit, but you couldn't open your mouth because if you did you weren't going to form a coherent sentence for him to understand.

A low whine slipped its way from under your breath, making you slap a hand to your filthy mouth. Leon saw this, grabbing your hand that was plastered across your face and pinning it to the ground.

You were panting, the curdling feeling in your stomach increasing second by second.

 “I want to hear you, want to hear how good I'm making you feel.”  Leon mumbled inside your ear, sending straight up shivers rolling down your slumped form pressed tightly against his broad chest.

“Leon I'm gonna- I can't hold it I'm gonna be too loud-!” He already knew this with the way you were tightening your walls around his fingers like you never wanted them to leave.

 Leon hushed you and you panicked as the coil in your abdomen snapped making you scream but Leon was quicker pressing a large hand swiftly to your loud mouth.

You rode out your high by grinding against his lap, until finally you were back down to earth again.

“Baby if you're that loud with just my fingers, how are you gonna take my actual dick?”

You flushed an incredibly red colour, “You want to do that?”

His eyes glinted, “Of course I do, we've gone too far to start anew.”

The corruption was real, and Leon had you in the palm of his hand.

He dropped his pants, clutching his throbbing cock in one hand stroking it as you watched him. Your eyes fluttering hidden beneath your long lashes making Leon's cock twitch.

“Do you want to help me out angel?” His grin widened, as he watched you move from your sprawled out position on the ground.

“Yes please, I want to.” You sprung up at the opportunity, making him chuckle at your eagerness to please him. To please your senior.

You were naked completely, vulnerable to the touch and Leon watched you move your unblemished, smooth skin unmarked. He'll have to fix that later.

Holding his cock, you felt the warmth of his skin blossoming beneath your fingers. Your up and down movements made Leon grit his teeth, head leaning against the cracked wall as you rubbed him increasingly.

“Oh fuck yes, go faster.”

His command worked wonders on you, as you sped up your movements. Leon opened his eyes and took in the view right in front of him. Plump lips swollen covered in something he believed to be his own saliva, hair messily strewn on your head, and the sparkly red nail polish looked good holding him like that. He didn't really think your nail polish was professional at first but he just found it really cute now.

He was coming before he knew it. Spurts of cum covered himself, and he couldn't remember the last time he'd been this intimate with somebody.

“That's a lot.” Your widened eyes caught his attention and he chuckled.

“That's the way you make me feel, now why don't you clean up the mess you made?”

Your mouth was honest to god heavenly. Heavenly could really only be the one that could describe you finally on your knees gracing your presence for Leon to admire.

“Oh yeah, get that tongue working c'mon.” He was huffing and puffing by the time you were done, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand.

“C'mere, come and ride me before we have to get going.” You gulped as you shifted your body weight over to Leon.

Slowly sinking yourself down onto him you felt his dick press against your inner side.

“Did you miss the entrance because you're still a little out of it baby?” He lifted you off of his lap, stroking your clit making you bite your tongue hard.

“You should try again, maybe you'll land a bullseye.” His glistening eyes didn’t seem blue anymore, but something darker entirely like he was enjoying embarrassing you.

You sunk down again, the burning sensation of Leon's cock filling your walls made tears prick your eyes.

“Need help moving?” He muttered softly in your ear.

“N-no I don’t” Your head lolled into the crook of his neck, smelling the sweat and dirt accumulated from the job. It was surprisingly comforting and you stayed like that till you heard Leon chuckle grabbing a fistful of your tied up hair yanking your head back not too hard but it definitely wasn’t soft either.

“You're so stubborn, just ask for help, you know?”

Grabbing a hold of your hips, he began to grind you against his cock and you made your way towards the snug spot in his chest once again.

“Mmph Leon- so big!”

“Or maybe you're just too small.”

Your bottom lips trembled at his words, a shudder passing over you as you gripped onto his shoulder practically glueing your hand to his skin. Making out the top of the ganandos heads you gasped when you saw one of their heads slowly turning to observe the surroundings.

Without thinking you pushed Leon to the ground, his damp hair tickling your face as you held your breath. He looked at you confused, but you just enveloped your lips in his to stop your high pitched moans. His cock was impossibly deep inside of you at this angle, slick dripping down your leg as you felt yourself reaching that orgasmic bliss.

“Any reason why you did that?”

“They were fuck- gonna see us.”

“Well they would have seen me fucking you stupid that’s all.” Grabbing your ass cheeks, Leon bounced you harder on his cock. You couldn’t even warn him as you cummed hard, creaming his cock trickling down your thighs.

Muscles tensing as a hard wave of overstimulation washed over your whole body, Leon had rolled you over pounding into you as hard as he could. Grunting and fallen curses leaving his blessed lips as he came hard inside of you. You're already warm insides, warmed even more by his creamy load.

“So glad I got to feel that pussy, hope you're on birth control baby.”

“What if I’m not?”

 You were, but wanted to tease him a bit, get his heart pumping.

“Well there’s no morning after pills around here, I mean I could ask the merchant but I don’t think he’d have those in stock so- Ouch!”

A sharp pain to the ribs welcomed Leon, as he clutched his now sore side baby blue eyes blinking up at you as he watched you pull your pants up grimacing.

“Hey what was that for?”

“For being a dick, superiors can still be dicks, you know.”

He huffed, crossing his arms, eyes narrowing at your appearance.

“Well if you want a mini Kennedy running around your legs for the next twenty years, be my guest but he’d be tough just like his papa.”

Leon had finished pulling his pants up, and buckling his belt before running a hand through his matte blonde strands.

“I was joking, Leon.” You clicked your tongue.

“Oh right, I knew that.”

“Sure ya did, now how am I going to wear this?” You brandished the torn underwear you held between your thumb and index finger.

“Well, that’s pretty unwearable rookie I’d go look for another pair.”

“We fucked and your still calling me rookie?” You hissed. “Where exactly do you want me to look for another pair of underwear in this shithole?”

His eyes were travelling to the stairs that led to the top of the house,you caught that following his lead.

“No way Leon! I am not wearing someone else's underwear, gross!” You scowled at the thought.

“Underwear really wasn’t covering you anyways, but hey It’d be nice to feel my cum drip down your legs, show you who took you right here.”

He placed a swift kiss on the corner of your mouth, leaving you to indulge in your new feelings for your sarky but extremely attractive superior.

#leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #resident evil smut #leon s kennedy #resident evil #resident evil x reader #re4 leon smut

[venuscnjunctpluto]

Observations Pt 7.

Credits: @venuscnjunctpluto

* Jesse’s Lilith is in Billie’s 12th house. This is such scary synastry to me because you don’t see how the Lilith person can be manipulating you or even trying to seduce you.

*scorpio risings have something noticeable about their ‘glabella’ (space in btw the eyes specifically the smooth area above the nose I had to Google it lol) I notice Scorpio risings have glabella’s that protrude which makes their eyes even more noticeable and intense. And it makes them look like a skunk lol (ex: Taylor swift, dita von teese, Natalie Portman, Chaka Khan, and Sydney Sweeney)

*moon square Venus people are the epitome of Candy Heron in mean girls. They end up in friendships and relationships that worse their emotional well-being. It’s usually summed up to them not being able to be themselves around their “friends” or partners.

*libra risings have pudgy noses with smaller nostrils while Aries risings have defined noses with larger nostrils. You can usually guess these two by their noses

*Capricorn rising women 🤝 elaborate ponytails, long braids, bangs idk their hair gives off power puff girl vibes

*the way Pisces placements get talked to is ridiculous to me. People will talk to them like literal children which is very demeaning.

*simone biles just got married congrats to her! Her husband has so many prominent cancer placements and 0 degree libra mars. Civilized cardinal placements have such big husband/wife energy it’s insane. Very romantic and taking the time you learn you as a person. They also have Venus trine Venus, mars conjunct mars, moon conjunct moon synastry 💕

*kelis is the perfect example of a Leo dominant. She wears so many vibrant colors, dyed her hair often, and always carried confident aura.

*I notice Scorpio Venus women defend plastic surgery and those who get it. I know three of them who defend the kardashians like crazy (even though ppls problem is the lying about surgery but anywho). I think it’s bc they would get plastic surgery as well if they could.

*venus-uranus/aqua Venus placements make friends so easily it’s insane. They’ll get reposted on social media a lot as well.

*Ik this guy with cupido conjunct mars and he’s a huge flirt and player. I have cupido conjunct mars and I think it attracts players towards me it’s been so many situations a guy has tried to hide his player tendencies but I always found out eventually. I think this is a red flag placement🚩🚩🚩🚩

*i have cupido in the 8th so does Barack Obama, Ryan gosling, Rihanna, Monica Bellucci, Elizabeth Taylor, Cardi B. This might be a very seductive placement these ppl probably go all in when they’re attracted to someone. Or they might use their sexuality to get their crushes.

*zoe kravitz playing Selina Kyle and having Venus conjunct pluto makes sense. She can pull off darker looks and I notice women w this look like cats. Ryan destiny is also a good example of this.

* a lot of my celeb crushes I have their Venus in my 1st. Matthew Gary gubler, Rob Lowe, Prince, Johnny depp, Cillian Murphy etc…the house person can admire the Venus persons’s style.

*uranus-asc have something unique about their appearance and usually it’s a cleft chin (ex: Ben Affleck, Troian Bellisario, Adele) I have this aspect as well and I have one

*virgo venuses 🤝 wearing black clothes and glasses

*sag venuses 🤝wearing goofy graphic t-shirts

*hilaria baldwin has a sag venus and obviously that’s a indicator of being into other cultures. I notice ppl who tend to be fixated on or appropriate other cultures have sag or aqua venuses *insert timothee chalamet’s rap video lol*

*in defense of Austin butlers sexy voice…a lot of Taurus risings have voice changes or issues. Miley Cyrus’s voice has gotten incredibly deeper as well because she developed a condition. Unpopular opinion I think his voice just changed😭

* Saturn-asc and people thinking you’re older bc you are reserved. They’re the kid who sat down quietly and read books or knitted while everybody else was running around. Even when we have other carefree placements our Saturn-asc makes them barely noticeable at all during first impressions. We also love vintage clothing (ex: Keith powers) I saw a similar post but I agree that this can make someone’s rising traits develop more as they get older. As an Aries rising I didn’t start working out or asserting myself more until I got older.

Stars with Venus-asc tend to be really charismatic and funny during interviews. (Ex: Rihanna, keke Palmer, Megan the stallion, and lizzo)

*saturn-sun people have very strict fathers or male figures who tried to control them a lot growing up. This can make them very hard on themselves as they get older and I notice a lot of lawyers have major Saturn aspects.

* two prominent stem malfunctions (challenger explosion and the Columbia explosion) happened during Aquarius season

#astro observations #astro community #Lilith #moon square Venus #Pisces #Leo

[fbfh]

Leo Valdez x pregnant!reader 3rd trimester headcanons

wc: 1.3k

genre: fluff, domestic bliss, slice of life

pairing: Leo x afab/pregnant reader

warnings: discussions of pregnancy and pregnancy symptoms, Leo is an amazing hubby/baby daddy, Esperanza is alive and well and excited to be an abuela, your friends are all super supportive and excited, Leo is amazing and this will give you baby fever, Leo cannot get enough of how cute your baby bump is

song rec: father of the bride 2 soundtrack

a/n: ngl normally pregnancy icks me the hell out but like... it's leo. I would. hm. I would give him a million babies with no hesitation. I want to bite him. blushing giggling kicking my feet.

tags @yesv01 @magcon7280 @perseajohnson @afidiofobia @almostjollypizza @fictionalcomforts  @lizziebitch33  @girlfriendwhoseawitch @dustyinkpages @cowboylikekelsey @legramilis @youkissedareaderinthedark @mrscarolscaramoucheplease @inthehoneymoonwithconnorrk800 @cosmiq-cloud @anything-forourmoony @chasingpj @mystic-writings  @dreamerball @if-only-i-was-fictional @2manyobsessions

You’re in your third trimester by now, and you and Leo couldn’t be more excited 

He and Annabeth have been working on the nursery nonstop

And Hazel has been spearheading your baby shower

She’s so excited about it, constantly bringing you color swatches and different spools of ribbon and little hors d'oeuvres to see which ones you like best

Esperanza’s over at your place a lot too

She loves going on walks with you, talking about baby stuff, helping you guys around the house

She loves all the baby gossip, telling you all the stories from when she was pregnant with Leo

She knows all the home remedies, too

She helps you out through all the aches and pains and assures you all the random symptoms are normal

You called her in tears once about a sharp pain you felt

Turns out it was just lighting crotch

You’re able to laugh about it now, but at the time it was so scary

And you’re really glad you have Esperanza there to help you through it

Leo adores how big your belly is getting 

He’s always kissing you and your tummy

Talking to baby, putting headphones on your belly to play music for them

You have a collaborative playlist of your favorite songs

Leo makes sure to include lots of Selena and Luis Miguel and all the other 90s music his mom raised him on

Baby has started kicking way more now too

You and Leo have a “wow, they’re gonna be a soccer player” jar

Every time someone sees that your baby is kicking and makes the soccer player joke, a dollar goes in the jar

“At this rate, we’re going to have a college fund ready before they’re even born.” Leo says it so matter of factly that you burst out laughing

Leo has a way of doing that

Making you laugh and smile through all the difficult parts of pregnancy

He’s right there for you through all the swelling and leaking and aches and pains and mood swings

And he’s also there for every kick and laugh and smile and kiss

He’s there for all of it

Every single part

You literally could not have a more enthusiastic, supportive partner

He’s the epitome of “if he wanted to he would”

Leo wants to do EVERYTHING

And he does

Esperanza raised him right

And she couldn’t be more proud and happy for both of you

Your cravings are finally subsiding

They’re still there, but they’re not nearly as bad as they were in your second trimester

You’ve had the worst cravings for cake recently

And fried chicken with a whole bunch of different sides ranging from olives and pickles to cabbage leaves rolled up with cottage cheese

Leo has become a familiar face at your local grocery store and bakery 

He showed up twice in one day to get you a lemon cake, and a marble cake with strawberry frosting a few hours later

You’re already some of the bakery’s most loyal customers, and Leo told Hazel to make sure she gets the baby shower cake from there

It’s also a perfect opportunity to do some subtle cake taste tests

But now your bump is so big it’s really getting in the way of daily activities

You insist on at least trying to tie your shoes and pick things up off the floor by yourself

You usually give up after a couple tries, and Leo is happy to help you out with everything

He can’t get over how adorable you look waddling around with your big old bump

He takes so many pictures and gets so many videos 

You basically can’t sleep without your maternity pillow, so Leo’s taken to spooning you when you guys are going to sleep

He rubs your belly and kisses your cheek and holds your hand

And you fall asleep with him murmuring about how much he loves you and your baby and how he wouldn’t want to do this with anyone else

And god, when your baby shower actually arrives??

Leo has been distracting you all week so you don’t accidentally figure out what’s being planned

One of his favorite ways to do this has been taking you out to get food and shop for more clothes for you and baby

Some of your favorites so far have been the sesame street one, the duck pajamas, and the fuzzy bear onesie with little ears and paws and a little tail

Leo has a talent for picking out the cutest dresses and other maternity clothes

Everything he finds for you makes you feel so pretty and feels so comfortable to wear

He even picks out some non maternity clothes for you too

“As much as I’d love for you to stay like this forever, you do need something to wear after the baby is born…” 

He rubs his hands over your belly affectionately before pressing a kiss to your lips

You ask Leo if you can slip away to get another cake

It’s a caramel hazelnut swirl with oreo filling that you’ve been talking about for two days

He lets you down gently, telling you the bakery is still out of oreo filling and hazelnuts

He makes sure you guys hit up the baby aisle and the snack aisle before you leave

Finally it’s time for your actual baby shower

And it’s absolutely amazing

It’s like Hazel looked into your brain and pulled out everything you could have dreamed of

And when you arrive to all your friends and family surrounded by the beautiful decorations

They bring out a caramel hazelnut swirl cake with oreo filling

That’s what finally brings you to tears

It’s the most wonderful time you could have hoped for

You spend tons of time with friends and family, eat delicious food, and talk about baby stuff the whole time

It’s not long after your baby shower that you start getting braxton hicks more regularly 

Leo insists on taking you to the hospital even when you insist it’s a false alarm

He is not going to take any risks when it comes to you or your baby

After the first false alarm, he made sure your hospital bags were packed and ready to go

He’s gone over the plan and the backup plan and the backup backup plan so many times he could recite them in his sleep

After a few more, you wake up one night, and Leo wakes up right behind you

You tell him you’re having contractions and he gets up immediately, launching into his usual speech about how the doctor said for you to go to the hospital even if it’s a false alarm and how much he loves you both

Before he can finish you turn to him with a look of seriousness he’s never seen before

“I don’t think it’s a false alarm.” 

That wakes him up even more

He gets you to the hospital in record time, and calls his mom on the way

He’s right by your side the whole time and holding your hand while the doctors and nurses get you set up

You share a look and know it’s hitting both of you at the same time

You’re about to have a baby

You’re finally, finally going to meet your baby

You’re about to be parents

Through all of the highs and lows of his life

Every crazy thing you’ve gotten through together

This night is by far the most exciting

#leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez headcanons #dad!leo #pregnant!reader #tw pregnancy #tw: pregnancy

[snow-143]

Water Coloured Tears | Jeon Jungkook

two- drunk call (0.9k words)

*JJUNGKOOK requested to follow you*

I wish I could say I didn't already know he had unfollowed me all those month ago, but the truth is I knew as soon as he did. Stalker alert. 

'Girl, what is up with your vibe today?' Looking to my left I meet eyes with Lisa. My one acception to my rule of not involving myself with anything to do with Jungkook. Mostly because she doesn't care about the bullshit him and his friends get into. 

She's the epitome of the 'cool girl'. Never Giving a fuck about drama outside of her and never involving herself in gossip. Everyone admires her, I sometimes debate why she even bothers with me. Opposites attract I suppose. 

She's loosely involved with his group of friends, from the little that I've got out of her she thinks they're too much to be around on the regular. 

'Ughhh. Okay, but don't laugh at me. It's really stressing me out.' How can I even ask her that when I feel stupid myself?

'I can't promise anything, but I'll try my very best.' Her tone is light. She's proven to me already that she'll always be there for me, even if she does think my predicament is trivial, if it's causing me stress she'll be there. That's what I love so much about her, she doesn't need to understand to be empathetic.  

'You know that massive project I have that will literally last like half of the year? I got partnered up with Jungkook.' 

'Jungkook as in the Jungkook who shattered your heart into a million little pieces and never looked back?' Her expression might've been the driest I've ever seen it.

'First of all, ouch. Second of all, no the Jungkook who magically just appeared that no ones ever heard of.' It's said in the same tone she used, just slightly more sarcastic. 

'Damn there's a mysterious new boy? Is he cute?' At this point I can't even tell if she's joking. Looking far interested at the idea.

'Girl please be serious. I don't know what to do.' 

'Just switch partners or something, your professors chill.' Sighing, I explain exactly why I cant do just that.

'Damn. Well looks like you're fucked.' 

'Exactly my thought.'

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3am. That's when I receive the message from him, asking if I was busy tomorrow, Or that's what I think It's meant to say. From his grammar I can tell he's drunk. That catches me off guard, who in their right mind thinks about school work when they're drunk. 

What confuses me more though is the way my heart drops to my arse. Sure, I was expecting the message but not at 3am on a Friday night. While he's drunk might I add. God this boy is strange.

I stare at the message for what feels like an eternity, I know he can see that I've saw it but it's like I'm in a trance. My phone screaming out it's annoying ring tone snaps me right out of it. 

If I was shocked before I don't even know how to describe this feeling. 

Answering the call comes far too easily, like he never stopped calling me.

'Jungkook?' 

'You answered.' It's a gentle whisper, I almost didn't hear it. 'I didn't think you'd answer, but you answered.' His words, his tone, send a shooting pain straight into my heart. He sounds so relieved. As if all he's ever needed was for me to accept this one call. 

'I answered.' Is all I can manage to force out of my mouth and he's giggling. An uncontrollable giggle. How does one react to that? How do I possibly respond to this boy giggling down the line. 

Turns out the only response I have is a sore laugh. Sore but real, a real laugh because what even is this? What is he doing?

The line is silent on his side now, I'm beginning to conclude that he's fallen asleep in his drunken haze when he finally begins to talk again, 'So... are you busy tomorrow?'

'No. No, I'm not.' We're still whispering. I can't tell if it's because he doesn't want anyone to know who he's talking to or because he doesn't want to scare me off. Either way, I know which one it is for me.  

'Perfect! Meet me at the campus café at two.' He's perked up now, his voice raising an octave or two. A smile evident in his voice.

'I'll be there.' I can't help but smile too. 

The line goes quite, once again. 

'Y/n?' His voice is a delicate lull again. Breathy almost.

'Yes?'

'I'm sorry.' 

'It's okay.' It's not okay, though. I'm not okay. He's not okay and I don't forgive him. I'll never forgive him. Not after how much he hurt me. I want to say it, to scream it, but I don't. 

Preferring to let the gentleness of it all to stay intact. Leaving my unspoken words screaming into the abyss. 

It's deafeningly quite, I'm half expecting him to break the silence again. 

That is until I start to hear his soft snores. I don't hang up. I've missed this too much to give it up now. My ego might be bruised for being so weak, but I've never been more content. 

Curling into my blanket I cling onto my lone teddy, the one he bought me when we we're 16. It's a pathetic stand in for what I wish I was holding, but it's all I have.

Falling asleep to the sound of his breathing is far to easy. Normally my brain is clouded by thoughts but tonight non come, and as much as I hate to admit it, that is the best I've slept since the night he left.

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a/n: reminder to everyone to never call/ text someone you dont talk to anymore while drunk (or at all tbh). life is NOT a fanfic (unfortunately)

#books #bts non idol au #bts x reader #fanfic #bts angst #bts college au #bts fanfic #jeon jungkook #bts #bts army #bts art au #bts fluff #bts comfort #bts jungkook #college au #artist au #kpop fanfic #bts fanfction #bts fan fiction #bts smut #smut

[eggyrocks]

Hello! Im sorry it’s kinda long, hope you don’t mind! 😅

My mbti is intp-t, so you could say im a little shy (i have problems talking to people i don’t know all that 💀) but when im around people I know im suddenly very extroverted (as are most people). My zodiac is Capricorn, and on the note of zodiacs - I don’t care about zodiacs at all, i don’t believe that the month and day u were born in will change your personality and the way you act 😁.

I really like animals, the only living creature i don’t like are spiders. But i like bugs too (i often pick them up from the ground and carry them to safety) but if it flies consider me out. I also have a dog that i take out on a walk basically everyday (which resulted in me getting bit recently 😜)

I don’t really have any hobbies, ever since i quit playing basketball (my teammates literally hated me for no reason, also were the reason I quit😻, but im not sporty, literally have asthma and can’t breathe when i run)) I have not taken on another hobby. I enjoy being lazy, like, getting up from the bed only when necessary. But when the time calls for social life i do go out and hang out with my friends. I also really like music. I enjoy travelling too, but if im at the beach and its extremely hot, i will stay in the water for 99% of the time (only going out for ice cream 😊)Oh another thing, im not really great at doing makeup, like i cover my eye bags, but that’s about it. Can’t even do eyeliner (i blame the fact i didn’t have a faze with makeup when i was younger.) I don’t like bright lights, loud noise, loud people (stfu), and when the temperature is super high and i sweat (i have eczema, which becomes so much worse in summer because of the sweating 😃)

Im not a very affectionate person usually, but people who are very affectionate towards me tend to make me more affectionate back (💀). I think i might get jealous very easily but I won’t say anything and just try to pretend im not jealous at all. Im also a little mean, but i mean it in good fun (usually)

Thank you for taking the time to read this! 😊

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match up #1: bokuto koutarou

a little bit of an opposites attract dynamic here

listen i KNOW u said u don’t like loud people listen

LISTEN

i think this would be the perfect opportunity for a slight enemies to lovers dynamic here

LISTEN!!!!!!!!

bokuto would actually take it as a personal challenge to make u warm up to him; the type of guy to see you be affectionate and extroverted with people you’re comfortable with and immediately want to get to earn your trust enough for you to act like that with him

he would approach getting to know you with such an intense sincerity that at first it kind of seems like a joke but eventually it’s like. oh no. this guy is 100% serious

like he would ask so many questions abt you like he’s trying to speedrun getting to know you but he would just be very enthusiastic abt you and your interests

might be something you find annoying at first but he’s persistent and genuine in wanting to get to know you

and even though he can be dramatic and intense he does have a serious side that u could bring out & maybe his outgoing personality could bring out a different side in u

see do u see the vision

opposites attract im telling u

would be the most supportive person in the entire world of you if you felt shy around other people. even tho he himself is the epitome of outgoing, at social events he would hang back and stick with you to make sure you felt comfortable

and when you would start to warm up he would still stick by ur side like glue holding ur hand all night

just in case

in general would be extremely supportive of u and all of ur ideas.

also ik u don’t believe in it but i can’t help myself & he’s a virgo and it’s such a good matchup

the best partner for dog walking and trips to the dog park. he has such a dog personality it’s almost frightening. truly beloved by all animals and would 100% throw himself in front of a dog to protect you from a bite

would show up with bags of new dog toys and would love nothing more than spending time with you and your dog and it makes him happy to feel like you guys are a little family

would post pictures of you and your dog on instagram with captions like “i’m not a step dad, im the dad that stepped up” in reference to ur dog

impressed by the bugs you show him, would take a picture of every single one you find in your hands and make you smile next to the capture. each picture would be the new background on his phone

the SLIGHTEST indication of a wheeze and he is volunteering to carry you around so you can save energy

a very silly goofy guy but would take your health very seriously and would keep an extra inhaler around for you

u get a little jealous sometimes ??? don’t worry. he is the most loyal person on the planet

so believably dedicated he does not even see other people

he’s naturally very affectionate but i can absolutely see him building up to it; starting out holding back to respect what your comfortable with

and then gradually becoming more open with affection the more you’re comfortable with it

also beach days with him would go crazy

u would be chilling in the water & he’d be playing beach volleyball trying to show off to u

runs over to the water every time he does something cool and enthusiastically asks if u saw

if you didn’t, he try to do it again until you did lmafo

also a bit of a sensitive bb but would absolutely take the good natured roasting bc it’s from u

definitely pouts abt it tho

in conclusion: slow burn slight enemies to lovers opposites attract thank u for ur time

match up #2: sakusa kiyoomi

two people who match each others freak (/j)

ur a little mean? that’s okay he’s a little mean too. you guys can absolutely be mean together

tbh i feel like you two would talk excellent shit together

(not like nasty spreading rumors or being unnecessarily mean or anything like that, but you guys would share and discuss strong opinions on people and/or events with each other)

like ur teammates ? yeah he has his thoughts and opinions and he’s going to tell u those thoughts and opinions in detail

you get kind of jealous? so does he. probably more jealous. btw who was that guy you were talking to he’s ugly btw

you don’t like loud noises? that’s okay neither does he. he’ll find a quiet corner with you. he would rather be with you than his extremely rowdy teammates anyways

kind of instinctually covers your ears anytime there’s a loud noise. like he hears sirens coming down the street or one of those obnoxiously loud tricked out cars & he would lightly cover your ears with his palms

it only blocks out the noise a little but he just does his best to keep you from being subjugated to the noise machine that is the outside world

a very chill relationship i envision, like he wouldn’t feel the need to fill up your days with activities or elaborate dates

of course every now and then he would pull together something special, but most days he would absolutely be more than content with your company and nothing else

would easily match your energy and your vibe and is ecstatic when he gets to spend a day with you doing absolutely nothing

would eagerly devour all the music you recommend to him. trusts your opinion above all else & would ask that you make him playlists for him to listen to while he goes to the gym

carries around hand sanitizer in his pocket for when your dog makes his way onto his lap. like he’ll pet him, but he double sanitizes after

will absolutely not be scooping up after ur dog on walks but will provide moral support from a safe distance

kinda back to the jealous thing, he likes to keep you to himself

not like he wouldn’t be proud of u or anything, he’d just be very protective of the dynamic u two would establish and wouldn’t want other people interfering

like ur his partner and he would take that v seriously and maybe be slightly possessive in a way that’s not like, creepy

more like in a way like, this is my person and they’re perfect for me no one dare to fuck it up or interfere in any way

in conclusion: very similar energies that mesh so well together u guys would basically be like soulmates

he does not fw the bugs tho

match up #3: kozume kenma

my brain is cooking up a friends to lovers plot for u and kenma

🧑‍🍳 (me)

like i feel like you and kenma would be good friends and it would be nice for him to be around someone who’s more introverted and chill bc he’s constantly around people who push him into always trying harder

not that that’s a bad thing, but being with you would grant him a kind of reprieve. like ur his safe space

you two could sit in comfortable silence together and there would be no pressure or weirdness

and this would be the type of crush to fester forever until eventually he’s just like “u know i like u right”

it would be an easy transition from friendship to a relationship bc kenma would already feel so comfortable around you

streamer ceo kenma would be like. a quasi-sugar daddy. like he just wants to show his affection by funding your love of traveling and supporting your dreams of not having to get out of bed ever

gift giving is definitely his love language

gets a bit extravagant with it bc he’s rich

like he hears you like a band and oh what’s that he got you box seats so you can watch in comfort away from the crowd

life with kenma would be very quiet and relaxing

would keep your identity a secret since he’s a public figure and doesn’t want you to get subjected to the loud stupidity of the internet

but understands ur jealously so makes it very clear to overly affectionate fans that he appreciates their support but no he’s absolutely not single even a little and please stop making weird comments in the chat pls

would lowkey be afraid of ur dog LMAFO like he would absolutely mind his business when it comes to the dog

would absolutely ask you to cover up the bags under his eyes too

like after a long night of steaming they would be DARK and it’s not that he even really cares about them but he would like the attention u would give him while you cover them up

would not be extremely affectionate most of the time but would be very liberal with it randomly

like very catlike behavior would randomly and without and notice plop himself by ur side and expect affection

in conclusion: besties who are in love <3

bonus match up: tsukishima kei !!!!!

i hope u enjoyed <3333333

#i relate way too hard to hating loud noises tbh like i get u #fics for gaza #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #hq x reader #hq x you #haikyuu character matchup #character matchups

[mooifyourecows]

Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

Sure! (given in no particular order)

1. Daichi from Haikyuu, of course.. I just love everything about him. He's a great captain and he has a big appetite and he's so down to earth and masculine in the best ways, what a man!!! I want a tattoo of him on my body!

2. Pam Poovey from Archer. It's hard to stand out in a show where nearly every character is the single most interesting person in the world but I really do think that Pam takes the cake. She's a real one. She stays true to herself no matter how much everyone else begs her to stop and I RESPECT THAT. Also she's a fat character who isn't limited to being the Fat Character. While her weight does come up, often in insulting jokes or bits, she has so much else to her that it feels like such a small part of her character.

3. Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman. Out of all the insanely good character arcs in Bojack Horseman, Princess Carolyn's is my favorite. Usually the hardworking career woman character who wants a baby winds up the most disappointing character for me because she always gives up her career to be a mom but NOT MY GIRL PRINCESS CAROLYN. She said I want to be a badass boss lady AND a mom and I don't need no man to get what I want! And she did that shit. She deserves it.

4. Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers. I aspire to be like Linda. She's fun, she's extroverted, she is just so excited to live her modest life with a struggling burger business, a husband she actually enjoys spending time with, and 3 kids she adores with every fiber of her being. She sings and dances at any given opportunity and doesnt let embarrassment faze her. What an icon.

5. Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings. Every time I think of him I wanna cry. He's just so.... perfect.... and wonderful.... He is the sweetest, bravest man to ever exist and NOBODY CAN ARGUE. The original Ride or Die. We all need a Samwise Gamgee in our lives. 🖤

6. Usopp from One Piece. That's my boy! He's so funny and relatable. I love characters who are brave while being terrified. Despite his wacky goofy personality, he's complex and insecure but he stands by his guns and isn't afraid to challenge even his best friend/captain to defend what he believes and GOSH what a stand up guy ammiright?

7. Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place. I love a disaster of a woman. She's a selfish bisexual with zero shame, what's more to love? I just can't help it. I'm weak for women who are just The Worst ™️.

8. Manny from Swiss Army Man. I mean... He's dead, he teaches us what it means to be alive, and he's played by Daniel Radcliffe. He's basically the perfect character, right? Listen, Swiss Army Man is my all time favorite movie and I want everyone else to like it too. I can't even talk much on it because it's so much better when you watch it yourself. Especially if you love amazing soundtracks, beautiful visuals, and queer revelations.

9. Hal from Malcolm in the Middle. I'm such a sucker for husbands who are obsessed with their wives and men in touch with their emotions and Hal is the epitome of both those things! I watched this show while growing up and I truly think that Bryan Cranston's portrayal of Hal taught me how men are supposed to act, especially in regards to their romantic partners. And now my own partner is basically a less theatrical version of him so it paid off ya know?

10. Judas Iscariot from Jesus Christ Superstar (1973). This is mainly based on performance. Carl Anderson did such an AMAZING job playing Judas that he literally stole the show, imo. Jesus who? You mean Judas's boyfriend? It's not JUST his performance though, the way the character is written is so well done that I feel like Judas is the real main character. Yeah, this is the story about Jesus but he ain't the star, ya dig? He's a basic bitch in comparison to the complexity and emotional turmoil of Judas. Also they're gay and in love, what a tragedy! This is cinema!

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Hi but you can convince me that this isn’t how pack version of jisung and Lee know didn’t meet.

Lee know the hot junior alpha of the dance/theater major.

Scrawny lil unpresented freshman genius jisung in the music composition class Lee know was forced to take for his major.

One group project where jisung just happened to stumble into class late on the first day, almost knocking Lee know over and it was over. Complete heart eyes for Lee know moment one.

Like quite literally the epitome of the meme where the hero takes the sickly and “unappealing” person as their partner/S.O. when they have unlimited options

Minho: “I need the perfect, most compatible partner as my mate.”

*jisung enters the room, trips over his own feet, knocks over a desk”

Minho: “that one. I want that one.”

#skz #stray kids #stay #ot8 #inbox #reply #ask #moots #mutuals #my submissions #submission #anon #anonymous #sweet nonnie #skz!pack #skz!abo #poly!skz #minsung #Minho #jisung

[honeyhotteoks]

I'm back to get my kink!teez fix on 😝😝

That was fully pun intended b/c here's to all you Mingi Stan's out here.

Mingi is 95% submissive, perfect epitome of a pillow princess. Now hold on because I know you Mingi Stan's like to tussle.

The amount of TikTok's I've seen where they're like 'Mingi can't be a sub, he's too tall'.

But that would be one of his biggest fantasies though, he would love a partner that's shorter & tinier than him & is able to overempower him & make the rules.

He has an 8th house stellium so this man is quite seggsual, probably one of the biggest fbois in Ateez. I've seen TikTok's where they rank Ateez members that would have the highest amount of 'bitches' & Mingi is always at the top & they're perfectly right.

Hongjoong is always at the bottom which surprises me 😂😂

His 8th House stellium plus his Scorpio Mars heavily makes him an 🍑 man & would enjoy a lot of things to do with the 🍑. What you imagine is totally up to you. Both giving & receiving.

However his Cancer moon in the 7th house would decrease that k&nky energy so he would actually be quite vanilla with a heavy emphasis on power play.

His Virgo Venus/Cancer Moon = huge interest in mommy/mistress play. If he's into women, he's going to love a partner that would 'baby' him & that he can see as a 'mother' figure in some way.

His Mars Aspects means this man literally has BDE. I mean, are we truly surprised?

His Venus & Mars placements are both in a Gemini degree & pop quiz! Where does Gemini rule in the body?

That's right, the mouth. So that tongue technology is real plus Gemini rules the hands! And as a matter of fact, Mingi's hands are bigger than Yunho's and he has longer fingers than Yunho so he would have a special set of skills with his hands.

Huge voice k$nk, his partner has to have a nice voice that arouses him both mentally & seggsually. His mercury trine Pluto means he likes the dirty talk to be absolutely filthy, the more feral the better.

Straddle him & whisper in his ear about all the d&rty things you want to do to him & he will 🤯, the more vulgar, the more he'll love it.

His Venus is in retrograde which means he would really struggle to vocalise & communicate his needs which is why he needs a partner to be more emotionally open & more of a leader in the relationship. It's why the friendship with Yunho works so well because if you notice the power dynamics with Yungi, Yunho is the one that initiates everything & then Mingi will follow him. He needs a partner that constantly validates him & gives him permission to be himself.

If he's into women, he likes really elegant women, almost that 'cottagecore' vibes. He values tradition & would like a partner that's really domestic & would want to have children in the future. He would also love a plus-size/curvy partner, that theory is 100% correct.

Huge Breeding k&nk, huge seggs drive too, can go long rounds with minimal breaks in between.

He has a lot of mercury-mars-pluto aspects which means he would sound absolutely amazing in the 🛌. A lot of moans, groans & whimpers.

Basically, he wants a partner that's a 'queen on the streets but a freak in the sheets.'

You're welcome.

wait okay so i have to share this with everyone because i'm sure i have some mingi biases out there and let's be real.... mingi is a prime bias wrecker for me BUT i read him pretty differently???

like i agree that he can be subbier, but i've always read him as a true switch. he's unbothered and wants to just see what's what, if his partner wants to take the lead, then by all means. i also always view him as quieter, less verbal direction, but that might be playing into what you're saying about him receiving dirty talk.... interesting....

also yes, obviously bde. we all know.

#whatudowhennooneseesyou #ateez hard hours

[milfzatannaz]

I think the reason ppl who like batzee are very vocal about how they hate Constantine and think Zee deserves better than him, it's just disguised classism at work. They see John and how he is quinda scruffy and doing shady things and clearly from a working class background so the construct all this image about how he is inferior and not 'worthy' of Zatanna, and then batzee fans go fan over Batman bc they think he is "classier".

I also notice they tend to gloss over the darkest and flawed moments of Zatanna, saying it's ooc, bc it could potentially be a bonding point between johnstantine and her

Idk i think it's quite interesting phenomenon

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! Everything I’ve been preaching and crying over in the group chat…..

It’s literally just classism. Both John and Bruce have struggled with their mental health, have done questionable, even horrific things, and yet none of that comes up into conversation when it’s time to prop up Brucezee. Suddenly Bruce is model of mental health and an amazing, caring partner. When in reality, people are saying “he’s not poor like John”. John is always going to be seen as inferior bc he’s everything society wants to reject.

Zee’s own flaws and struggles get erased in all this meta about why johnzee is bad or they’re incompatible. Every time she fucks up, or does something morally grey, it’s inaccurate. Zee can be petty, haughty, judgmental and messy. I’m not saying identity crisis is the paradigm of her character, but every time it’s time for people to ship Brucezee, suddenly she’s perfect. The reason john can’t fit in there to them is bc he’s the epitome of imperfection.

I also think there’s an interesting narrative of like, male power fantasies there. John is bisexual, struggles with his own masculinity on panel, and isn’t quintessentially powerful or strong. So of course the conventionally attractive, sexualized love interest Zee can’t be into him. She has to be into Batman, the huge ideal of traditional masculinity, as least to most male comic fans. The gender roles of wanting her to move into the manor and be a role model to all of Bruce’s fucking kids aren’t lost on me.

#answered #sorry for like. the whole essay lmfao #meta

[in-my-feels-probably]

hi!! congrats on 1k followers!!<3

i would like to request option 2, romantic ship for grishaverse:) i’m a girl, use she/her pronouns and would love to be paired with any girl (just not nina, i see her as a bestie) i’m 5’4, have shoulder-length brown hair and hazel eyes. i have soo many favourite tropes but mutual pinning and like being kinda mean at the start but not bullying each other own my heart.

i’m intj, slytherin and a virgo. i can come across as cold hearted or just mean but it’s something i use to not let people get to me. i’m a very confident and don’t care what others think of me, most of the time. i’m a calm person unless someone gets close to me, then my mouth can’t shut around them. i’m a huge nerd and an overthinker. i’m also an introvert but i’m more active and bubbly when i’m around my friends. i don’t like talking to new people but when someone interests me even a tiny bit, i’m full on talking with them, even when i don’t know them that well. i value my own company and comfort so much, sometimes maybe even too much. i’m determined, stubborn and try to do everything perfectly even tho i know most of the time it’s not possible for everything to be perfect. i could say i talk too much but i see it as a positive thing. also i kinda feel like i have an old soul with a huge heart and am a hopeless romantic. i try to never loose hope especially if we are talking about dreams or goals and i believe even impossible can be achieved. i’m a huge dreamer, but try to stay as realistic in my everyday life as i can.

when i see someone struggling mentally i literally try to do anything to help them, as much as they let me and as far as it’s not damaging for me. i’m a very cuddly person because it helps me remember that everything will work out eventually:) i prefer staying home for the evening but i also adore going out to do something fun like going to lunapark or even cinema once in a while. to be honest i just want to find someone who would be my love, my best friend and partner in crime. i would do literally anything for love.

now some of my hobbies:i love writing(it’s like my whole personality) - stories, poems, letters, drawing and just creating things in general. i love plants and taking care of them, same goes with animals. if i could i’d adopt a whole zoo;> my favourite animals are lynxes, dragonflies and hyenas. (what a combo, i know). i love iced coffee but it has to be sweet and learning about things i’m actually passionate about. i don’t want to say i’m childish but i adore doing things my inner child is excited about. i loove chocolate and cotton candy. music and movies are huge part of my existence and when someone knows the same things i do i literally want to adopt them so we can talk, talk and talk. my favourite season is spring when everything comes to life:) also i loove everything people are used to hate about themselves, like stretch-marks, scars and that sort of stuff. idk it just reminds me we are all human and are beautiful just as we are ><

that’s all i can think of, hopefully it wasn’t too much!! thanks in advance i’m really curious who you’re going to pair me with:)

hi!

thank you for participating :)

i ship you with zoya!

zoya is the epitome of rivals to lovers. she’s so snarky, but i think she’d really like someone who could match her level of snark. banter is her way of flirting. i think zoya really understands coming across as cold and not really letting anyone get to know her. she uses that tactic herself, so it wouldn’t be an issue for her at all to get you talking to her. she’d make it a goal to get you to tell her a little bit about yourself every day, and consider it an accomplishment when you started opening up to her. she’d find your nerdy interests and hyperfixations really endearing, and she’d really enjoy listening to you ramble about the things you like. i feel like she’s secretly a little nerdy too, and would be able to talk to you about some of your interests. zoya is a very stubborn person, so it would be interesting to see how you two butt heads a little. she’s also a realist, and a borderline pessimist, so your hopefulness and optimism would be a new thing for her. but you’d reassure her and make her feel better about things, which she needs.

i wouldn’t consider zoya a very cuddly person, or someone who talks about their mental health. but she’d know she could talk to you about anything, and you wouldn’t judge her. it would take some getting used to, but she’d begin looking at you as a safe space. while zoya has to deal with a lot of people in a day, i think she’d enjoy staying in and not seeing anyone else for a change. she’d be more than happy to spend the evening with you, doing whatever you wanted to pass the time.

i’m not sure if zoya has ever really attempted art, but i think she’d be really good at it. she’s one of those people that’s just perfect the first try at everything she does, so she’d definitely be good at it. but she’s be more content to watch you from the sidelines and let you work, praising whatever outcome you came up with.

i think zoya really misses her inner child. she had to grow up so young, and never really had a chance to be a kid herself. you’d be a source for her to start exploring her inner child, and you’d remind her of all the good things she can remember about being a child. and you’d make new memories together, ones that can replace any bad ones.

i think zoya likes spring too. winter is too cold, and windy. she sees enough wind as a squallor, and would rather have any wind bothering being one she creates. i think the fresh flowers remind her of home with her aunt, and she likes the warm sun on her face. she’d love being outside with you during the spring, doing whatever you wanted to pass the time. it would be really peaceful for her.

zoya favorite thing about you would be how you see the beauty in everything. zoya is a stunning person, but i think she’s insecure about the scars she has from getting her amplifier. they’re running down her back, and she hates them. despite the power they gave her, it takes away from her beauty, at least in her eyes. she knows it’s superficial, but she can’t help but feel insecure about it. you’d be there to tell her that she’s beautiful, and that they’re part of what makes her her.

(i’m not sure if you’ve read the books or just seen the show, but i’m gonna very vaguely and briefly mention the king of scars duology. i hope that’s alright.)

as spring ended and summer approached, the keftas would be a little too warm for her. on rare occasions outside, she’d take it off. alone in her room, she’d be in little more than an undershirt. you’d sit behind her, running your fingers along her spine where the scars are. she’d stiffen, but you’d wrap your arms around her shoulders, squeezing her to you.

“you’re so pretty, you know that?”

she’d turn around with a grin, though you could hear the hesitation in her voice. “i know. as are you, darling. i don’t tell you that enough.”

you’d smile, shaking your head. “you’re changing the subject, but i’ll allow it because that was sweet.”

you’d let her change the subject, but keep a comforting hand on her shoulder. she’d lean into your touch, making small talk.

“nikolai started a new project today. i could see the smoke from all the way across the field,” you’d laugh, making her grin.

“leave it to our king to set something on fire on one of the hottest days of the year.”

you’d chuckle, resting your chin on her shoulder. “should we help him? i have a feeling all genya is doing is barking orders and standing around looking pretty. i bet david is enjoying it.”

zoya would shake her head, turning around to hug you. “later, darling. i want to sit with you a while. alright?”

you’d nod, holding her tight. “alright, love.”

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sorry for the wait! thanks again for participating :)

#1k followers celebration #1k followers #1000 followers celebration #1000 followers #followers celebration #grishaverse #shadow and bone #six of crows #zoya nazyalensky

[allinmycorner]

It was the semi-finals on Dancing With the Stars! We're now just one show away from crowning a winner! It's amazing how fast the time passes, isn't it?

Each of our semi-finalists had to dance twice during the show. They had to perform one unlearned ballroom dance and one unlearned Latin dance. It was just each couple both times - no relays, no marathons, no teams. Just them doing everything they could to make it into the finals.

We got two big announcements this week! The first is that Witney is pregnant with baby number two! Congratulations to her and her family!

The other announcement is that Len will be leaving Dancing With the Stars after this season, so the finale will be his last show. He said he wanted to spend more time with his grandchildren and family. I can also imagine the trips back and forth between the UK and the US are starting to take its toll. This is a bit sad as the core group of judges on this show has been the same for its run so far so it will be weird to not see Len on the show - they still incorporated him even when COVID restrictions kept him away back in 2020. We will miss Len and will never forget him. Thank you, Len, for everything and I wish you the best in your next chapter.

So outside those two announcements, how did the rest of the show go? Let's take a look!

Trevor and Emma: I'm going to miss seeing Trevor on my screen week in and week out. If I'm grateful for anything this season, it's that I was introduced to him. He did his best in both his cha-cha and Viennese waltz but his scores and the votes just weren't there. But if you told me the actor who said he had a literal phobia of dance would make it to the semifinals, I would've thought you were crazy. I've enjoyed watching his journey and know there are great things in his future as well.

Daniel and Britt: I wondered if maybe Daniel would get into the finals. He's also had an incredible journey but Shangela just had a smoother upward trajectory. But Daniel's Viennese waltz and samba were two great routines and he can look back on his entire DWTS journey with pride. His routine last week will be one people will talk about for years to come. So thank you for being you, Daniel. I can't wait to see what you do next.

Charli and Mark: Charli was a lock for the finals. She's been consistent throughout the series and has gotten better as Mark pushed her with more challenging routines. Her Viennese waltz and paso doble were no different. One of the judges even said she looked like a professional ballroom dancer. Maybe Charli will have a second career as a ballroom dancer. Who knows? But she could be hoisting the mirrorball trophy by the end of the finals so that could be a big help if so.

Gabby and Val: Gabby addressed the end of her engagement and relationship. She said she and her ex-fiancé were just not in step like she thought they were and that she was still holding out hope to find her right partner. It led perfectly into her waltz. And then she also slayed with her paso doble, managing to look very serious despite being a rather fun-loving person. She was another lock for the finals and could also be holding the mirrorball trophy. Bachelorettes have won before and we should never underestimate the power of Bachelor Nation. It may come down to them over Charli's fanbase. We'll see.

Shangela and Gleb: There was a moment during the judges' deliberation where I worried that Shangela wouldn't get into the finals as she was up against Daniel. But her overall performance this season got her into the finals as much as her elegant Viennese waltz and fiery paso doble. Shangela, to me, is the epitome of this contest. She came in and was good but not great. And so she kept working until she pulled away from the pack and became great. While I don't think she'll hoist the mirrorball trophy, she will always be my Season 31 champion.

Wayne and Witney: Wayne didn't get perfect scores tonight but he still some high scores, though he tied with Shangela. Even still, I knew he was a lock for the finals. He had a few missteps during both his paso and his Viennese waltz. But I think he will knock his freestyle out of the park and that could boost him to the win.

So our final four are set. I really can't guess who will hoist the mirrorball trophy beyond my gut feeling that it won't be Shangela. We'll just have to see what the finale has in store for us.

See you then!

#dancing with the stars #season 31 #trevor donovan #emma slater #daniel durant #britt stewart

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Imagine being the absolute epitome of soul mates.

Like, imagine when people are asked to describe soul mates in just a few sentences or phrases, they literally use you and your partner.

Could never be me.

Yes I’m talking about Nick and Charlie. Who tf else would I be talking about. I bring this up because I’m thinking about their novella a little extra today.

For context, while Charlie and Nick are on their break (that they absolutely do NOT WANT TO BE ON), Nick and Sai are playing video games toward the end of their two week break and Nick tells Sai that he and charlie broke up and Sai is just not having it. Sai asks Nick if Charlie actually said the words “I want to break up with you” or vice versa. And Nick is like “no.” Then Sai and Nick talk about the situation further. Nick says something along the lines of “oh my relationship is pretty boring, that’s why he doesn’t want to be together anymore.” And Sai is still not having it and finally tells Nick that everyone who has ever met Charlie and Nick describes them as soul mates. They describe Nick and Charlie as they are the perfect example of what love is.

Ngl, it’s been a second since I’ve reread Nick and Charlie, but I remember that book so heavily because it was so sad throughout the entire thing until Nick and Charlie talked and made up at the end.

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

#i will go down with this ship #romance #high school romance #sweet #i love them #alice oseman #charlie spring #nick nelson #nick and charlie #heartstopper #Nick and Charlie novella #soulmates #they are soulmates #heartstopper tv #heartstopper season 2 #heartstopper netflix #charles francis spring #nicholas luke nelson #gay nerd #rugby lad #epitome of soulmates #nellie nelson #henry nelson #sai verma #sarah nelson #jane spring #tao and elle #tara and darcy

[baeshijima]

im quite curious, what ship dynamics would you give to your moots?

of course pls don't be pressured to answer this! (I'm just really curious)

oooo !! this is super cute !! (i say, sweating at all the ship dynamics that exist,,, sobbing why are they all so specificdhkgkdjfgd)

in other words, uh, take this as oddly specific ship dynamics (which could apply either way on them/their partner) i either thought of or found on pinterest and slapped next to my mutuals urls :D

@souglias — hero/civilian x villain/vigilante where the hero/civilian unknowingly gets in the way of the villain/vigilante every time they try to defy order and create havoc, ensuing a one-sided rivalry in which the former is confused on why the latter is after them and fights them back (honorary scene of either kabedon or where the fall w/ one on top of the other and they accidentally kiss. or both. both could happen.)

@tofuthoma — honestly giving me academic rivals to lovers vibe, where they are constantly neck and neck in terms of scores and boast to the other if they got a better mark and the original bitter feelings of rivalry fade from “why am i always thinking of them? is it because they’re my nemesis???” to “oh shit i like them”, and then they forget why they were even rivals in the first place (until they see the scores again, but this time they decide study dates would be much better)

@lilikags — literally just best friends/childhood friends to lovers where they grew up together throughout the years and have seen all sides of each other and wholly accept one another for their perfections and imperfections and always defend and support the other (but really they think the other is perfect in every way imaginable)

@versadies — the “i would travel through time and space just to come back to you” ship; the one that really shakes your soul of either reincarnated lovers, soulmates, or where one turns back time to fix a mistake and be with their lover again. honestly this dynamic would have a LOT to unpack and inspect, but the main matter is both hold unyielding affection for one another, so much so they end up being together lifetime after lifetime (whether they’re aware of it or not is another issue entirely but that just depends on the sub trope)

@2uvmio — that pairing where it’s like,,, a famous/popular x (tired)shop clerk (more likely in a coffee shop tbh), in which the employee is either unaware of who the famous person is or they just don’t care enough to react and serves them like they’re a normal human being, and the popular is torn between “you don’t know who i am? seriously?? how can you not know???” and “i’m being treated like a normal person for once? what is this feeling?” and now they’re a regular with a one-sided crush on the cute employee (the latter grows to eventually fall in love with the side others don’t get to see, as it’s reserved for them only)

@hamayumis — the sun x moon dynamic, wherein they’re the epitome of opposites attract that complement each other’s strengths and weaknesses and just have a strong established bond; one is cheerful and outgoing whereas the other is reserved and reliable, but they both bring out the best on each other that others can only be in wonder in and i just think that’s very lovely (bonus if their personalities switch when they’re alone with the other bc they’re that comfortable)

@milccyx — this can be kinda angsty, but the confesses and gets rejected x rejector and realises feelings later ship, where they’ve been friends for a while and B didn’t acknowledge their feelings at first and rejects them and remain as friends but then they start being more aware of A and their little habits moreso than before until having that “oh.” realisation that they like them back (eventually musters up the courage to confess and they have a happy ending bc no i am not giving u angst)

@sohyuki — the chaos x chaos enabler ship where it’s just A wreaking havoc in their wake, shouting and a fire probably going off somewhere in the distance, and when B comes along they look dependable — sensible, even — and everyone thinks they’re here to pacify A. in reality? the enabler just watches and goes “they’ll be done soon. probably” while everyone just gawks at the dumb proud smile on their face as they watch their partner set a house on fire (sometimes they would join in on the chaos; how could they not when their lover looks like they’re having so much fun, inviting them to join with a smile)

#omg a convo !? #nonnies !! #mutuals !! #if ur not here its bc head went empty and all my thoughts just ejected themselves out #so even if i wanted to do more i couldnt think of smth and i didnt want to just half-ass it bc id feel horrible if i did that 😭😭 #so pls dont think i dislike u or anything bc ur not in !! its just bc i ran out of steam before i could even get to u kjdfhlsdk #this took me way too long to do tho gn 😭

[misselko]

I always want to try to write a headcanons for Blue Lions from Fire Emblem Three Houses! Let’s imagine the bois after their first night with their partner! This is my first try. Here we go!

 Warnings: A bit spicy NSFW

AFTER FIRST NIGHT

Dimitri

Gently tuck you to sleep after a passionate night inside his warm fur cloak after making sure that you are fine and comfortable. Go to sleep peacefully as he watch gentle rise and fall of your chest and lulling rhythm of your breath.

Keep smiling from ear to ear. He glows and shines like the sun in the morning with so much happiness when he saw you sleep blissfully content next to him after an enjoyable night. Running his hands on your much smaller one, relishing on your warmth.

Despite the bruises and love bites that littered your skin from your first night together after your wedding, his face still turned deep shade of crimson and can’t look at you properly when you are awake and greet him with smiles. When you rose to stretch your limbs and his giant fur cloak slips from your shoulder, he screams and fell off the bed.

He apologize profusely when you help him to stand up, but smiles when you laugh heartily at his adorableness. You just made your giant lion husband turned into a kicked puppy. He glance down at you and leans in to kiss your forehead, murmuring “Good morning, my Beloved.”

That was until your two warm hands caught either side of his face and gently pulled him down towards you, removing his eyepatch, tiptoeing and gently pressing your soft lips on his scarred eye murmuring “I love you”. The chaste and delicate act awakened the sleeping lion inside.

“May I have you, my Beloved? I’ll back away if you don’t want me. I can’t hold myself back anymore. Please forgive me. You're just too beautiful for me to control myself.” You chuckled softly at his polite gesture and nods. “I’m yours, Dima.”

You felt strong arms roam across your body before enveloped in a tight embrace and getting swept off your feet. He carried you to the bed and gently laid you on your back. “I’m a still a man you know.” Dimitri shyly peeked at you. Beautiful cerulean eyes gazing into yours in mixed emotions of lust, love, and happiness. His wife, his precious wife…full of nothing but unconditional love for him… Dimitri can’t help but to wonder whether he deserve such happiness or not.

He ravaged you so hard that it made your legs nearly unusable with how sore they were for a few days. But you weren’t about to fault him for that. Despite his apologies and sad looks, it was very lovely.

 

Sylvain

A big redhead teddy bear!! Embrace you tightly in his arms, cuddling you to sleep after a hot and steamy night after your wedding, whispering sweet praises and sweet nothings to you.

“Morning, babe. Ready for another session?” He winks at you seductively while playing with your hair when you are awake. “Just want to go back to sleep. So… sluggish… my body feels sore all over after you pulled an all-nighter on me….” You turned your back on him and pull back the sheets to cover the burning heat in your cheeks.

This is his first time to wake up next to someone in the morning. Usually the redhead casanova had to wake up really early for his flirt escapade but… waking up next to his special someone and watching your almost ethereal form with sunlight over your beautiful hair that almost looks like a halo is his new favorite thing to do. You had looked so beautiful, and even now you were the epitome of perfection for him. Sylvain is literally the happiest man alive.

“I am willing to go over the moon and back to spend my whole life to do this with you.” He laughs when you smacked him affectionately at his teasings.

“Good morning, my dearest husband,” you smiled sheepishly, looking at him with eyes filled with nothing but full of sincere love for him. His face turned redder than tomato, thanks to you.

“It should be a crime to be this cute!!” He squeezed you tightly, pepper kisses on your face with much fervor that ends up in the creaking of the bed and wet sounds of skin slapping skin echoed in the room.

Guess both of you will skip the breakfast for today.

 

Felix

Felix isn’t used to contact, but he’ll make an exception for you. Literally a big spoon. He hug you to sleep to hide his blushing face, resting his head on your shoulder. “This is ridiculous. Just go to sleep. You need it.” But secretly enjoying the close contact.

You woke up to find him sleeping soundly on your chest. When you stroked his hair and rub his back, he woke up and grumble about it but after a few minutes he’d just melt and turned putty in your hands. “Good morning, Fe-Fe…,” you murmured, running your hand through his hair and very gently sliding the ribbon from his loose ponytail. You set the ribbon on the bedside table behind him, nuzzling your face against his neck.

“Can’t you woke me up normally?!” His grumpy exterior has turned into ashes when you pull him closer into your arms and pressed kisses to his jaw. You felt him purr sigh contently at your touch.

Wrapping your arms around him into a hug, reaching up to kiss him on his cheek. His face flushed but he didn’t pull away, instead he responded to your embrace by sliding an arm around your waist, simply pulling you closer to him. “My love….” He mumbled against your ear, nibbling it softly.

Your cheeks turned pink at his words. “Do you love me, Fe?” you look at the grouchy man, the love and adoration you held for him apparent in your eyes, as a beaming smile graced your lips as you awaited his response.

“Idiot. It’s not like I love you or something like that! Just thinking that maybe, it’s not that bad to have you as my life partner for the rest of my life.” While his words may have come off as harsh, you knew he didn’t mean it in a hurtful way.

“Argh. How frustrating. Just… let me show you…my feelings…” Felix said as he plants his hands into the mattress and leans over me to kiss you fervently, his warm brown eyes lost in lust, in intimacy, in you. “Don’t make me say it…” His cheeks flushed red as he glanced away from you for a second. He huffed before softening up as he looked at you, “Yes, you fool. I love you.” His lips gently brushed upon your hair as he kissed it reverently, and you could feel the thinnest and gentlest of smiles on his face as he did so.

In the end, it turned to be a very intense sparring that could happen in bed, with a different type of sword. “I’m going to be the best you could ever hope of having”. 

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