#AND THEN

[crafter273]

hey wait

Guardian of the eastern gate

And the most east place on earth(before the discovery of america and all that) is the British isles

Is that why aziraphale, being the guardian of the eastern gate, has been stationed in london?

#Something something historical geographical inaccuracy of making maps #Based on the crackpot theory that at some point the british isles must have thought they are the MOST EASTEST in the world #Not counting africa its at the south #And we didnt have satellites before at least 1800 #And then #aziraphale #Guardian of the Eastern Gate #Of the Garden of Eden #And then he settles down in London #SEE THE PARALLELS??? #good omens meta #good omens parallels #good omens theory #good omens s2 #Not to forget people usually navigated only by carriage #Horses and bicycles #And by ships for extremely long journeys

[pixiefms]

yall need to write a fanfic in christopher’s pov where he’s been trying to get his dad (eddie) and buck together for months (like he has a whiteboard and everything operation buddie was a Go) only for buck to sit him down and be like hey i have smth to talk to you about and christopher’s bones are shaking out of his body because oh my god oh my god oh my god is operation buddie finally successful???? only to have his soul and dreams crushed when buck tells him he’s dating tommy

#and then #yall can do what yous want #i only got to this point #buddie

[weirdnesslieshere]

If Sampo really is an Emanator, that makes Topaz beating him up to collect his debt x10 times funnier.

#If he is an Emantor #That's just hilarious in general #All known Emanators so far are super powerful #And then #Sampo #Whom everyone just wants to beat up all the time #HSR #Sampo Koski #Honkai Star Rail

[nervocat]

Guys I can't get over the wack ass dreams I had

#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★ #I had two dreams in one night #and #first one was so stupid #and then #the second one was orv #and ig I was in kdj's pov?? #I become the omniscient one #I'm not ok guys #pls laugh guys #am I funny

[fatherfigureneeded]

thinking about sirius black secretly listening to the muggle radio in 1970 and hearing O-o-h Child and lying in bed later that night, singing to himself and holding back tears, thinking about things getting easier and despite his sorrow, hope sparks. he'll be off to hogwarts the very next year, after all.

thinking about a remus lupin somewhere in wales listening to his mother's muggle radio in the kitchen, chin resting in his hands and hearing the same song. he lies in bed later that night and thinks about things getting easier before deciding that this line of thinking is unrealistic. he won't even be able to go to hogwarts, after all.

#sorry for being depressing #i thought of this and couldn't ignore it i'm sorry #sometimes i just have thoughts that poke me in my mind noodles and don't leave me alone until i put it into words or make it real #imagine me in front of my computer or eating dinner with my family #and then #imagine it like the imperio curse #my vessel is only a puppet for my mind's most awful ideas #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #they're so sad #werewolves

[oh-obrien]

I need to yell about this book for a moment…

this MAN ASKS THIS WOMAN TO CRAWL TO HIM AND AFTER YEARS OF FUCKING PINING (childhood friends to lovers trope) HE ASKS HER IF SHE LIKED CRAWLING TO HIM (which kinda hot) WHILE SHES KNEELING FOR HIM AND SHE RESPONDS…

“It feels like I’ve been crawling after you for years. This is nothing new for me”

I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN

#and then #HE DOESNT LIKE A COMMENT SHE MAKES #SO HE TELLS HER YOU CAN WAIT AND WALKS AWAY #IM EXCUSE ME #IM SORRY #IM GOING TO SCREAM

[bookofhappyescapes]

My neurotypical friend just looked at my calendar and went ‘Book, you don’t need to specify what time you have breakfast, and have a shower - just set your wake up time and what time you need to leave the house’

And I’m just sat there going ‘ohoho, it is soooo obvious you have never experienced executive dysfunction’

#if I did that #I would wake up #and then #do nothing #until I had to leave #which really defeats the point #because I haven’t achieved #any of the things #I needed to #autistic things #autism #autistic #executive dysfunction #you can pry my calendar #from my cold dead hands

[sophia-helix]

A-Yuan: McDonald’s?

Wen Qing: We have food at home

Wen Ning: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonald’s!

Wei Wuxian: :goes through the drive-thru, orders a single black coffee:

Lan Wangji: :has already purchased the entire McDonald’s franchise and is sitting in the drive-thru:

#I was trying to decide which of the original 3 fit wangxian #and then #wangxian #the untamed #mdzs

[sweetpomtatoes]

It wasn't supposed to be you, but it was always you

I lie in bed at night staring up at the ceiling and you're there in the shadows in the corner of my mind you're always there you never leave you met me and you kicked and screamed and dug a hole in my head the shape of your hand on my waist pulling me closer

And I can feel you brushing my hair from my face I can feel you stroking a hand across my head the way my father stopped doing the moment I turned sixteen and I can feel a fist around my heart and whispers in my ear that it's not forever and I'll have to let you go one day

One day you'll meet someone who makes you feel the way I do and you'll have to cut me off because you can't find true love if I'm still haunting your feed and I'll just be here trying to fill up the gaping hole you left with empty words and vague dreams that I'd rather not think too hard about because if I do, they'll start looking too much like the curve of your neck where it meets your shoulder, or the veins on your arms or your fingertips sliding across my skin so gently, or the way your voice dips everytime you talk to me like every word you say is meant just for me, just for me and no one else.

When I brushed the hair away from your head to kiss the soft skin there it was the closest thing I've felt to religion do you not see how much of me you have taken do you not see how much of me you've ruined for anyone else do you not see the big space you've carved out in me I can feel you everywhere I close my eyes and think of the crinkles around your eyes when you smile, I lay in bed at night and think of your arms around me when they held me close and it felt like I took a breath for the first time in my life 

I've never been in love I don't know what it feels like but if i can choose it would be the ache I feel in my heart thinking how far away you are, the pang in my chest when you smile and your eyes shine and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. You made me want to write again you made me want to believe again you make me want to open my heart again and maybe just maybe, show you I care

You make me want to adore you despite the fear that you're just a hoax, because I want to. Because it's you. And I want to give you all the love i have to give and I want to do it while I'm scared out of my mind.

I'm only eighteen but this feels so big in my chest. I can feel it growing and growing and i can't hold it in anymore I can feel it making me float.

This is too much pain to feel at eighteen. This is just the right amount of pain to feel at eighteen

#something i needed to get off my chest #on love #words #you ever met someone and they made you feel like a weight you didn't know you were carrying was taken off your chest? #and then #when they leave you feel it coming back and it just stays right there until they come back to you uk

[seveneyesoup]

AND i have to finish this presentation fuck my stupid baka life

#it’s all good tho bc when i finish it #i will have one (1) other assignment to do #and then #i get something special #<3

[sugurus-rightnipple]

why is my comfort character a 6'10 34 year old man who can't put down his damn cigars to save his life

#i cant explain it #just thinking about smoker makes me feel so #he <3 #and he makes me #and then #his character is so #ugh #hes #... yeah 👍 #pbfft

[ruifictiveapproved]

hey guys can teachers normalize putting the accessibility tab ON and providing links to videos when a student is absent yk. the basics. thanks

#i cant hear the fucking audio in some videos cus i need it amped cus im DEAF #AND THEN #HALF THE ASSIGNMENTS DONT HAVE VIDEOS #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT BEVERLY????

[phoradendron]

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#each monday i think this week at work cannot possibly be more humiliating and demoralizing than the last one and then #and then #who wants to help me look for work

[kyliafanfiction]

I just finished Episode 7, bc I didn't watch it last week but

What the Fuck?

WHAT?

#Kylia Watches FX Shogun #FX Shogun #I was so sure that Kiku was gonna like kill him and then the kid shows up and then he's about to - #and then #WHAT KIND OF ANTICLIMAX #what the fuck?