#jontron quote

[fukia]

The public: *Wept joyously for the Air Nomad who’d lingered in the city and brought with her the boons of food and healing and care.*

Avatar Yangchen: I hate every last one of you for what you represent. Free will is a waste on subjects such as yourselves. I’d rather give free will to my fucking airbender staff.

#jontron quote #atla #avatar yangchen #dawn of Yangchen #legacy of yangchen #the dawn of yangchen #the legacy of yangchen #Yangchen #first avatar revealed to not have just an avatar state #but a wrathful god complex state #it was a glorious scene ngl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #godlike gatekeep girlboss #avatar the last airbender

[cruger2984]

Wriothesley: (with a high voice and holding Lynette's Barbie doll) Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career… Neuvillette: (with a sexy deep voice and holding Lynette's Ken doll) Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids. (Lyney and Freminet sees them while hiding) Lyney: What are you guys doing? Freminet: Playing systemic oppression.

#source: jontron #lyney #freminet #wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally and Julie are playing with dolls in front of Home:

Wally: *with a high-pitched monotone voice* Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Julie: *with a deep growly voice* Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids!

Eddie: *watching warily* Uh, what are you two doing?

Julie: *cheerily* We’re playing Systemic Oppression!

#source: jontron #Wally Darling #Julie Joyful #Eddie Dear #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[luvbazkrekker]

Gojo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about maybe y’know taking the year off and going back to college and starting a career!

Geto, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids

Nanami: what the hell are you guys playing?

Gojo: systemic oppression.

Nanami:

#source: jontron #geto suguru #suguru geto #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk geto #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito, with a high voice and holding Ayumi’s Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Shiho, with a deep voice and holding Ayumi’s Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Shinichi: What are you guys doing?

Kaito: Playing systemic oppression.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #the detective boys #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: jontron

[incorrectataquotes]

Amanda, with a high voice and holding Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career...

Wooly, with a deep voice and holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Riley: What are you two doing?

Amanda: playing systemic oppression

#amanda the adventurer #incorrect amanda the adventurer quotes #wooly the sheep #wooly #riley park #source: jontron #mod peach pie

[the-black-bulls]

Henry: Ah, what a beautiful day.

Henry: [opens the curtains revealing Dante on the other side].

Dante: Let me in bitch.

Henry: [closes the curtains quickly and blocks it off using a bunch of wooden planks, then grabs a cross and salt].

Henry: Outta this house! Outta this house! Spirits be gone from this houssse!

#black clover #henry legolant #dante zogratis #black clover incorrect quotes #source: jontron #henry #dante #the black bulls #this is my peak henry quote #50

[shadow-coolness]

Two kids gonna die tonight~!

Qilby when he first fought Ad and Grougal

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu #source: jontron

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jonah, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Zag: What are you doing?

Jonah: Playing "Systemic Oppression".

#incorrect quotes #angel hare #jonah #angel zaggy #source: jontron

[athfiq]

Shake: “Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, Ok? You know him, you know the one. You go into the bar and he's like, "This suit is uhhh, officially, it's, uhhh, Giorgio Armani. Eh, m'dad knows him." FUCK YOU! I AIN’T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!”

#aqua teen hunger force #athf #master shake #source: jontron #posted by mod shintsuki #incorrect quotes

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: To show you the power of Flex Tape...

*chainsaw sounds and screaming*

Cookie: *now covered in blood and guts* I sawed this intern in half!

Binjpipe: Cookie, what does that have to do with tape, okay, tell me, what's that got to do with Flex Tape

Cookie: I SAWED THIS INTERN IN HALF! And repaired him with only Flex Tape!

Binjpipe: You repaired it with only Flex Tape, I'm sure you did...

(9:29 pm, 12/28/2023)

^

Intern: *starts walking around again, somehow completely fine*

Binjpipe: "AND HE'S WALKING! HE'S FUCKING WALKING AGAIN!!"

#source: jontron #binjpipe #cookie masterson #cookie #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #ydkj #you dont know jack #you don't know jack full stream

[cruger2984]

[During Alhaitham's birthday party...] Kaveh: Okay. One. Alhaitham: What even. Kaveh: I counted you in— Alhaitham: (shuts him up) Go to fucking hell.

#source: jontron #kaveh #alhaitham #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-digital-circus-quotes]

Jax, in a high voice, holding up barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career

Jax, in a deep voice, putting down barbie and holding up ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids!

Ragatha: ...uh...what are you playing?

Jax: systemic oppression

Ragatha:

Jax:

#digital circus #funny #meme #incorrect quotes #jontron

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Zayn, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Liam: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Louis: Playing systemic oppression.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #liam payne #source: jontron #zouis #incorrect zouis #zouiam

[prof-ramses]

Helluva Boss but it's actually Jontron moments

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Stella: *playing with dolls* "Hey, Alejandro, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking a year off, going back to college, starting my career." "Nonsense, Monica! You're staying home and having my kids!"

Andrealphus: Stella, What are you playing?

Stella: Systemic oppression :)

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Wally: *selling a carpet that a guy was stitched into* Yes, okay, he had a bit of an accident, but, I say, it's one of a kind! I'll give you a good price!

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Mammon: *on the phone* Oh, okay. So I guess what you're telling me is that I should NOT make a game about the Titanic sinking!

...

Mammon: Hey, you know what, I think you're right. On second thought, I don't think it's gonna work... But I got one for you better! Schindler's List: HD Remix!

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Moxxie: You can count me in.

Blitz: Okay, one.

Moxxie: What even?

Blitz: I counted you in :)

Moxxie: Go to fucking Heaven.

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Stolas:*picks up a packet of sunflower seeds* Via, what is this? Where did you learn to do this? have you been doing SEED?!?

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#helluva boss #hellaverse #hb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hb Stella #helluva Stella #hellaverse Stella #hb Andrealphus #helluva Andrealphus #hellaverse Andrealphus #hb Wally Wackford #helluva Wally Wackfrod #hellaverse Wally Wackford #hb Mammon #helluva Mammon #hellaverse Mammon #hb Moxxie #helluva Moxxie #hellaverse Moxxie #hb Blitz #helluva Blitz #hellaverse Blitz #hb Stolas #helluva Stolas #hellaverse Stolas #hb Octavia #helluva Octavia #hellaverse Octavia #Jontron

[thatorigamiguy]

Blake: “Oh Gods, it’s like the side of a Pony Jar!”

Ruby: “What’s a...”

Weiss: “...Pony Jar?”

Blake looks down at the inquisitive looks directed at her, before she turns away with dead look and a heavy tone in her voice.

Blake: “...don’t worry about it.”

#blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby #rwby shitpost #shitpost #humor #incorrect rwby quotes #internet historian #jontron