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nofatclips · 1 year

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The Smoke by The Smile - A film by Mark Jenkin

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 4 days

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Tim: What are you guys' favorite cereals?

Damian: Cocoa Puffs

Tim: Good answer, good answer

Jason: Frosties

Dick: *turns to Jason* That is such a basic answer

Jason: So what?! They're good! Let me guess, yours is like Fruit Loops, the Tropical Edition or something!

Dick: No, who do you think I am?! Mine is obviously the "Super Crunch" Edition from 2005

Tim: The Superman cereal? The one that had wildberry, cherry AND cinnamon all in one box?

Damian: I doubt that those are still safe for consumption, Richard

Jason: You were asked to name your favourite cereal and you go ahead and are like "Oh, I like the Ford Bronco produced in 1993! Yes, it has to be from 1993 because the other ones suck actually!" Be a fucking person, Dick!

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genericamentegiuseppe · 1 year

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The Smile - A Light For Attracting People

Che sia arrivato il momento di sapere cosa sarebbe successo se Fela Kuti avesse suonato nei My Bloody Valentine? Beh, non proprio.

Etichetta: XLPaese: UKAnno: 2022

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incorrectbatfam · 11 months

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Jason: So it doesn't matter what my crime is, then?

Dick: Not really.

Jason: No, be real.

Dick: No, 'cause I love you.

Jason: I don't think—

Dick: Dude, you would have to do something so fucking insane.

Jason: That's what I'm saying. What is it? What would be the thing?

Dick: Like, if you fucking... killed people.

Dick: Then I'd be like, "Jason. Come on."

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arguablysomaya · 8 months

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Jason: You tweeted something that I wanted to make sure we talked about because it's just too good to ignore. Dick: Oh, god. Jason: And I quote “I've been drunk in Portugal for 3 days (obv)-” By the way, you had the amount of characters to spell “obviously”. Dick: Yeah, but I didn’t have the capacity… Jason: Yeah, I figured that. You had the capacity for the rest of this tweet though. “-And I can honestly say nothing is better than traveling with your friends and doing weird shit.” Dick: Dick: …I deleted that in the morning. Jason: Mhm. Here’s my one question. Dick: Go ahead. Jason: Was this written by you, or the fucking 22-year-old white sorority girl that lives inside your body?

#batfam + basement yard is always a banger #batfam #dcu #dc universe #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #jason todd #dick grayson #batkids #1k

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brokenstar28 · 3 months

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Robin

My sister: Did you see how many robins and squirrels there are?

Me: There are five Robins, six if you include the starfish.

My sister: ...I meant in the yard...

Me: And there is Squirrel Girl!

#anyway #there were like #a hundred robins in the yard #only about 7 squirrels though #dorleen green #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #red robin #red hood #nightwing #batfam shenanigans #jarro the starro #jarro the star wonder #batfam #batfamily #robins

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oldmannapping · 4 months

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Roy: Can I ask you a question?

Jason: You have free rein to ask me any question you want. Go ahead.

Roy: Of your brothers. Who do you think is the better kisser?

Jason: I take back what I just said. I take that back.

Roy: You can’t sit here and pontificate about who might be the better kisser between Dick and Tim?

Jason: First of all, we’re not gonna use that type of language. You’re not gonna use the word pontificate.

Roy: I would have to say, probably Dick.

Jason: We’re not gonna speculate either.

Roy: Who of my brothers do you think would be a better kisser?

Jason: Goodnight.

Roy: You kiss my brothers, I kiss your brothers, how does that sound?

Jason: Also not great.

Roy: We do a full report. We report back.

Jason: No.

Roy: Any cousins you still wanna kiss?

Jason: Still??!

#apologies if this has been done #source: the basement yard #Batman: incorrect quotes #Batfam incorrect quotes #Batman #red hood #Jason Todd #Roy Harper #dick Grayson #Tim drake #incorrect quotes

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ahfrickenfrick · 3 days

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jason: *joking around* you ready to get wet, wild, soaking and-

roy: and fucking gay… we should make out for a whole episode

jason: roy… no

roy: 40 minutes of us just going to town on each others tongues

jason: we’re not— jesus

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versasfanficwastedump · 3 days

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i think that in my own headcanons, my ideal Dick and Jason dynamic is Joe and Frankie from The Basement Yard

#batman #jason todd #dick grayson #the basement yard #this is very niche

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sanguinessunflower · 5 months

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Jason Todd building a gingerbread house with you, that is all I have to share for this holiday season...

I would write it out but I'm tired

#rip #ill probably write it tonight or something bc its stuck in my brain #i feel like it would be perfect bc he could squeeze the icing and you'd hold the house together :)#and be likes watching you do the little details and he'll do the yard #or build a makeshift gingerbread motorcyle #where did he get the pieces???#dont ask #batman #jason todd #prompt #red hood #arkham knight #x reader #jason todd x reader

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Been thinkin about Batman & Pokemon crossovers, so have a list-ish of what I think they'd have. Might do Gotham's rogues too later. First ones listed would probably be their starter of sorts, but honestly that can be up for debate too.

Bruce Wayne -Lets be honest as part of his Brucie cover he probably hides the fact he has a few of these lol [1] Absol (Everyone knows he has one & it probably wears a bow-tie to Galas) [2] Jigglypuff (Mostly for his Brucie cover but he loves the attention seeker) [3] Kangaskhan (C'mon mister adoption-issue definitely has one) [4] Noivern (Big dragon-bat for the Batman) [5] Drakloak (Another parenting pokemon, one had by both Bruce & the Bat) [6] Metagross (Very smart armored friend for the Bat) [7] Silvally (Let's be honest with all the labs in Gotham he probably found it) [8] Iron Valiant (Look at it and tell me its not here to steal ur gender) [9] Mareep (It's his therapy sheep that he can hug because fluff) [10] Hisuian Goodra (powerful shy friend for the socially awkward man)

Alfred Pennyworth [1] Dragapult (He deserves a ghostly dragon friend swarmed by lil dragons) [2] Gallade (We know he's good at hand-to-hand combat) [3] Cinccino (C'mon give him a helper in cleaning the manor) [4] Blissey (Let's be honest with how often the bats are hurt he needs help) [5] Solgaleo (If anyone deserves a big intimidating sun lion it's Alfred) [6] Dachsbun (I mean just look at it, he deserves a bread dog as the cook) [7] Drampa (Grandpa dragon, enough said for the grandpa of the batclan) [8] Sylveon (Another healer helper who probably was part of the service) [9] Flabebe (Let's be honest this buddy helps with the garden)

Dick Grayson [1] Staraptor (I mean speedy dark bird friend who starts small & cuddly looking) [2] Lucario (Honestly they probably spar spikes vs escrima sticks lol) [3] Growlithe (Mans worked as a police officer, every one of them has one) [4] Salamence (If you read the lines pokedex you know exactly why this fits) [5] Joltik (A secret tiny electric friend to sit on his shoulder or head)

Barbara Gordon [1] Emolga (C'mon energetic gliding bat friend is totally Batgirl) [2] Herdier (Probably a gift from her dad as a puppy who she raised) [3] Swoobat (Another bat bud to help her in fighting) [4] Deoxys (Who would want to mess with Oracle with a 'mon like this lol) [5] Porygon-2 (Oracle is everywhere & this lil data bird is too)

Jason Todd [1] Talonflame (Speedy red bird who starts tiny & gets huge) [2] Chandelure (I mean ghost friend for the undead boi?) [3] Steelix (Let him pain its head red for vigilante/crime lord work) [4] Corviknight (Let's be honest he got this one while in the League) [5] Decidueye (There's not exactly pokemon with a gun but there's this) [6] Roaring Moon (I mean this looks constantly ready to maul you lol)

Cassandra Cain [1] Weavile (Look at it & look at her backstory, her dad definitely gave her it) [2] Marshadow (I mean it's the pokemon who copies others via shadows) [3] Crobat (Bruce: I don't have favorites; Also Bruce: Gives her one of his bats) [4] Sensu Oricorio (They can dance together for funsies) [5] Kecleon (She's very stealthy & can disappear with a friend)

Harper Row [1] Midnight Lycanroc (She was very angry in the beginning so have friend) [2] Cloyster (This one is straight up from vibes lol) [3] Nidoqueen (Big armored friend for vigilante work & hugs) [4] Shiny Venomoth (A friend to help keep watch over her brother) [5] Pidgeot (Dye the head feathers blue for Bluebird work) [6] Tinktatuff (Tinkering buddies who can build cannons together)

Stephanie Brown [1] Marshadow (She found it on the streets while trying to take out her dad) [2] Gabite (Look at that face & tell me they wouldn't do mischief together) [3] Scrafty (Street kid w/ her equally scrappy pal do battle togethre) [4] Fearow (She'll steal whatever pokemon she likes from Bruce thx) [5] Paldean Wooper (Dead Robin club has a new death-themed member)

Terry McGinnis [1] Zorua (He definitely needs a fluffy friend to hold as a child) [2] Mimikyu (Living shadow pal in matching disguises) [3] Flygon (He got it as a trapinch below their floorboards) [4] Zekrom (This was probably hidden in the Batcave or deeper in the caves) [5] Iron Jugulis (This is definitely the sort of thing that'd be in Neo-Gotham) [6] Iron Treads (Look at it & look at Terry's batsuit, they can match together)

Tim Drake [1] Dragonair (Gifted by his bio-parents because appearances) [2] Milotic (Also given by the Drakes before they left again) [3] Duraludon (Mister CEO deserves a skyscraper dragon for intimidation) [4] Noctowl (Night owl to go vigilantying with him & tries to get him to sleep) [5] Iron Jugulis (Honestly he probably built it, let's be honest)

Duke Thomas [1] Kilowattrel (Glowy bird friend? Glowy bird friend.) [2] Murkrow (Shadowy bird friend? Shadowy bird friend.) [3] Watchog (A friend who goes on patrol & shines like he does) [4] Umbreon (He deserves a dog-cat to help with the trauma) [5] Dedenne (Another squishy friend who helps comfort him) [6] Chi-Yu (Look at this lil fire goldfish, he deserves a fire goldfish)

Cullen Row [1] Cubone (I mean just read the pokedex entry, enough said) [2] Pikachu (I just like to think he carries it around like a big cat) [3] Sobble (Sad friend bois who can both grow together) [4] Eevee (Fluffy fox-dog he plays fetch with as he deserves) [5] Flamigo (It just sort of followed him home & is overprotective now)

Damian Al Ghul [1] Gliscor (Poisonous scorpion bat friend given by his mom probably) [2] Skarmory (Blade bird also trained to be an assassin of sorts) [3] Pawniard (Another blade friend but also a pawn like he was to Ras) [4] Aegislash (A literal blade friend who he can use as a sword) [5] Ceruledge (Ghost knight buddy for the son of the dark knight) [6] Paldean Tauros (BatcowBatcowBatcowBatcowBatcow) [7] Spearow (Angry baby bird to go with an angry baby vigilante) [8] Arcanine (TitusTitusTitusTitus) [9] Poochyena (Tiny puppy that Titus brought back during fetch) [10] Dreepy (Gift from Bruce who got his own dreepy from Alfred as a kid) [11] Ralts (Emotion sensing friend to help him understand social rules) [12] Eternatus (Ever see Goliath, Damian's demon dragon-bat? This. This.)

Mathew McGinnis [1] Murkrow (They're probably everywhere in Neo-Gotham) [2] Iron Moth () [3] Orange Minior () [4] Galarian Farfetch'd () [5] Pupitar ()

Jarro the Starro [1] Starmie (Starfish friends, it likes to hold him on top of its head) [2] Ditto (tiny squishy vigilante pals who are the same size as a batarang) [3] Orthworm (The biggest friend he can ride on the head of) [4] Wishiwashi (Big swarm of friends who can get big like the Starros) [5] Espeon (Psychic cat friend befriends psychic starfish) [6] Tangela (I just think the vibes would fit)