#it's not really salty

[cheekylittlepupp]

Somewhere where we can lose ourselves and forget all this madness..

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #astarion x tav #mims posts ~ #bg3 astarion #did i really do this scene unless i post it #astarion gif #bg3 gifs #bg3 tav #astarion romance #astarion x durge #baldurs gate 3 #my gifs ~ #oc: mira #forever salty i couldn't add the other gifs thanks to tumblr bleugh

[twinksintrees]

this bastard doesn’t deserve bram’s cunty look someone get him back in his ugly ass rat bastard outfit

#maybe reading the new chapter first thing in the morning was a mistake #i’m so salty #i did really enjoy the chapter to be clear i just think fyodor is a slippery bastard and i want to see him really lose for once #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd manga spoilers #bsd 114.5 #bram stoker #fyodor dostoevsky

[tending-the-hearth]

watched "the lightning thief" movie for the first time in forever tonight and i think i've finally figured out the main reason the movie rubs me the wrong way.

percabeth.

they completely misunderstood percy and annabeth's relationship.

the movie shows them as an enemies to lovers, with a romantic tension and shoving them towards a romantic plot within literally five seconds of them meeting.

part of it's probably because they picked older actors, but it's just completely wrong.

the wonderful thing about percy and annabeth is their friendship. the friendship that's built from the very start of their meeting, where they dislike each other for all of three seconds before becoming best friends.

a friendship that we don't see any real romance blossoming from until percy's thoughts about annabeth in "sea of monsters" at cc's island, and a friendship we really don't see any real progress in until their kiss in "battle of the labyrinth" at the volcano. (you could definitely argue everything about percy's thoughts in "titan's curse", which is what i view as percy's real turning point towards seeing annabeth in a romantic light)

percabeth doesn't work if they're just automatically pushed into a romantic plot together. it's their friendship that makes us root for them, the way that we know how much they care about each other, but also know that they wouldn't feel so strongly about each other if they didn't start off as such strong friends

anyone who paints percabeth as enemies to lovers and not childhood best friends to lovers i'm sorry but it's just not them

#salty about the movie tonight #and ofc that's not touching on the MULTIPLE mythological innacuracies #like not even book inaccuracies bc that's just everything #but the inaccuracies with the referenced myths themselves #like these people really did zero research #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #the lightning thief

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

#Baghera Jones #Ironmouse #QSMP #Philza #Baghera #October 9 2023 #Why Do You Hate Yuri Phil ( /j ) #Salty about there not being enough clips of the QSMP ladies #admittedly I'm part of the problem but in my defense; none of them frickin stream at a good time for me #except Jaiden on occassion #I move heaven and earth to watch Jaiden #I've been watching Mouse a bit more though! #Audio only because I'm so busy but I really like her and want to watch her more #I wanna watch Baghera more too but usually she overlaps with people I'm already watching so at least I can see her that way #like with Purgatory #also someone in the tag asked for a ship name and my mind instantly went ''ironduck'' which made me laugh #I'm just imagining Baghera and Ironmouse pulling up to Purgatory in their Jaeger ''IronDuck'' #Catch These Hands Watcher

[ventique18]

The way twst intentionally made it a big slap to the face that Idia's and Ortho's mom and dad would go through heaven and hell to save their children, yet Malleus' only living blood relative is completely silent throughout the disaster...

The way the Shrouds would exhaust everything they have just to retrieve their robot son who isn't even alive, yet the remaining Draconia can't even stand up from her throne to check if her grandson is still alive.

My queen, my queen, have you forsaken him?

#I'm sorry I'm really salty about this lol #thinking that there's a possibility that she really really is unable to love him hurts #holy shit malleus is seriously lonely #seriously lonely #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #maleficia draconia #malleus draconia #shroud family

[skitskatdacat63]

"it was good fun! Surprisingly competitive I would say!"

#LITERALLY THE CUTEST MAN TO EVER EXIST #ive said this before but #seriously if you ever feel bad abt his results #just go watch his interview bcs wow nowadays seemingly he is never upset on main #as suzuki said to me: what drugs does aston have him on #bcs seriosuly #bro dnfed and is fine?? super smiley even????? #i think its just a matter of extremely low expectations tbh so he cant really be affected anymore atp #and he was happy about being up in the front so long! #bcs they didnt think he could sustain it that long both cause the pace and the tires #lmao n the other hand carlos seemed very salty imo #i think he said smth along the lines of fernando being too ambitious????? bro youre talking abt fernando alonso like?? #and said he ruined both their results ah stfu dude #the guy youre talking abt literally dnfed and is all smiley #fernando alonso #2024 chinese gp #f1 #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

My entry for the SatoSho Discord Weekly Prompt: Just Friends

#lmao this isnt salty at aaaaaaaaalll I sweaaaarrr #basically these are all comments i got under my satosho art #most of them pare pinterest so take it with a grain of salt #people are mostly really nice to me or ignore my art #the shit in pinterest tho holy fuck loooll #its quite entertaining i encourage you to search for my art on pinterest for some good laughs #anyway yeah of course satoru and shoko are just friends #who kiss #and stuff #the best friends #i hope you can read it its very small... maybe you need to download and enhance #satosho #satoshoko #satoru gojo #shoko ieiri #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fanart

[mossy-paws]

Subspace doodles (PHIGHTING! Mermaid au)

so I was thinking more about the PHIGHTING mermaid au I’m doing and. What if subspaces’ gas- instead of being like actual gas, was polluted oil? I think that could make for a really cool trope if I ever were to redesign him for it :3!

For the design notes in specific:

When out of control, his “gas” takes the form of polluted oil, in control (as in wearing his mask and tank) it gets filtered into something akin to toxic brine (in which long exposure to can cause a lot of issues, specifically different types of shock, breathing issues, etc). Although the brine isn’t too dangerous to be around in small amounts, it can be harmful over time.

for those wondering what ACTUAL brine water (or more specifically brine pools) are, it’s pretty much a large accumulation of highly concentrated saltwater (which usually is around 10 times saltier then the ocean surrounding it) For most sea animals this brine means instant death due to the fact that is has no oxygen in it as well as the high saline levels.

(Im hyper fixating again can you tell)

#AUUUUUGH #ME WJEN THE #ME WHEN THE OCEAN IS THE COOLEST THING EVER #Anyways yeah! My inner marine biologist is coming out again it seems! #I think this would would pretty well for squidspace #Unfiltered his gas is polluted oil and filtered its lower concentrations of brine #Subspaces filtered brine I feel like would be around a 2-4 on how salty it is compared to the rest of the water #I also imagine that the oil he produces can be collected- and is used to help power the biografts #His urchins are also INCREDIBLY unstable #And will explode if thrown/stepped on/and or are handled a bit too roughly #To subspace hes immune to their affects #But to others they can be really dangerous as oil can stick to fins/gills/or mouths #Anyways enjoy this small thing #i love the world building for this au so much #I’m so proud of myself for coming up with it #I can’t WAIT for mermay >:3 #art #artists on tumblr #phighting fanart #phighting! #digital art #roblox phighting #phighting #phighting art #roblox #phighting roblox #phighting! roblox #phighting! art #phighting! subspace #subspace tripmine

[applestruda]

Knight impulse bc he's actually one of my favorite designs

#.... #i still might be a little salty about impulse loosing #BUT ITS COOL IG #anyways #yall'll (yall will) have to forgive me for the weird ass style this is in #i did a really weird method #dont fucking ask me about yall'll #i have no idea #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #boatem knights au #my art #cw eye strain

[communistcephalopod]

what a crazy twist, i can't believe that's what falin looks like now! boy am i sure glad it didn't get spoiled 87 times across every online platform that knows i'm watching this show weeks in advance, therefore totally ruining the reveal! that sure would suck, wouldn't it?

#i'm sorry i know it's dumb to be salty about this #but like #i tried so hard to avoid spoilers and firget anything i accidentally saw for a second #but i just kept fucking seeing her #idk maybe if you're making art of something really popular at the moment due to an anime adaptation #you could like #wait until that point in the show before drawing a major spoiler??? #maybe that's selfish but like #i cannot be the only one with this problem #falin touden #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

ethan desrved so much betterrr ususghhshshsdaaaa

#ethan winters #rose winters #rosemary winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #he would have been the best dad ever :( #he really went through all of that just to kill himself in the end #the last time he ever held rose was when he had to give her away to someone else #this is why i draw ethan in so many domestic scenarios #im trying to cope #he needs a nap #someone tuck him in #hed have nightmares nvm #why did this normal guy have to suffer so muchhhh 😭 #software engineer kills like 15+ bioweapons BSAA soldiers left flaberghasted #i will forever be salty about the fact that ethan was let down by the people he loved and they were the reason he suffered so much #mia and chris had their intentions but it doesnt matter because their executions got ethan killed anyways #ITS TRUE! #u can say mia loved him and chris was just worried but it wont change the end result #ethan still dies in the end #(not to say that they didnt care about ethan #they just sucked at handling things) #long tags #ooops

[not-the-tie-youre-looking-for]

“i can’t wait to see eli vanto in TotE” “i hope the crew of the chimera gets a cameo” “faro would be so cool to see”

no please i beg you please filoni do not TOUCH THESE GUYS bro will retcon every last one of them the first chance he gets. watch this absolute lunatic retcon the entire thrawn trilogy

#IM SORRY IM SALTY AKDBHAJSJBW #this is (mostly) in jest #in all honestly i’ll prob watch the eps and go ‘eh good animation whatever’ and then go about my day #i really like thrawn in the clone wars esque style tho ngl #where his glowin eyes tho #anti filoni #ish #not really #uhhh #better tag would probably be #sw negativity #star wars #thrawn #chiss #thrawn ascendancy #star wars rebels #tales of the empire #eli vanto #not the post youre looking for

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles just announced that will be doing a virtual tour of the Louvre LIVE with famous vlogger and YouTuber Léna Situation this Saturday on January 13!

Not only are Etoiles' virtual museum tours always very educational and interesting, but he also says it's been his dream to visit the Louvre for a long time. He's very excited to explore it with chat, and he says he hopes that international viewers will also be able to watch and enjoy the stream with the help of subtitles, since he knows not everyone has the opportunity to see the Louvre and it's a once in a lifetime experience.

Be sure to watch the tour live this Saturday, January 13 at 8:30pm (~11:30am PST / 2:30pm EST).

Translation (courtesy of @EtoilesUpdate):

YES YES YES, We’re there SATURDAY, one of my life’s dreams since SO LONG, THE LOUVRE ! I’m putting together an exceptional visit of @.MuseeLouvre with this MYTHICAL establishment just for us with Phillipe our always incredible speaker !! @.lenasituations will also be there and is SO excited to come, I think that she’ll be an exceptional guest who’ll know to ask the right questions! It’s this Saturday at 20h30, it’ll be a big week on my channel, I’m expecting you guys motivated 🥰

#Etoiles #IRL #SO PROUD OF HIM!!! He says this has been his dream for so long :') #That's amazing #I really hope I can watch it #January 7 2024 #Tumblr took an HOUR TO UPLOAD THIS FRICKIN VIDEO #I'm so salty

[fengchikelp]

back in my women loving era

#my art #limbus company #limbusposting #ryoshu #ryoshu lcb #project moon #still really salty i didn't get her chef identity #she's really cool! ignore the funny cigarette though ik it looks a bit funky #anyways..i haven't made a finished piece in a while. and this continues that trend #but at least it's a bit more polished? tryna get back on that grind fr fr #honestly idk how i was pumping out fully rendered piece after fully rendered piece in like jan-feb that was crazy #rambling again #queue

[sipsoftea]

Since I did one for my first farmer, I obviously had to do one for my second. We don’t play favorites in this house (except we totally do, I love her sm)

Her name is Jeannie, and she’s a half vampire on her dad’s side. Other than her appearance, vampirism hasn’t really affected her life that much, she just has to deal with a mild garlic allergy and getting sunburnt real easy. She also ages a tad slower than a normal person, but she does still age

#i admittedly got a little tired of working on it so it’s kinda half finished #sorry about that #but that means I get to move onto drawing more Mr Qi #I’m still really salty abt not getting to marry him #at least I have krobus #also. kinda torn between picking a father for her #idk if I want her dad to be the count from Sesame Street or Nosferatu #tbh I didn’t know she was a half vampire until I started drawing her because I felt the need to justify her purple skin #I didn’t want her to be a full vampire tho bc #ya know being a farmer in the sun all day might be bad for her health #anyway #sdv #stardew valley #my art #sdv farmer #my oc #sdv mr qi #Mr qi is hard to draw dude. I think it’s the hat that throws me off the most but man #I started over with him like 4 times

[superlohozavr]

on the other side of freedom

HEAVILY inspired by one of the endings from 'myhouse.wad'

#the stanley parable #tsp stanley #myhouse.wad #i bet narrator would be really salty and call me basic for liking this ending