communistcephalopod

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good bit but i'm going insane, why are there people in the notes thirsting for jimmy fucking giggle

#do you think people ever shipped him with hoot? #actually don't answer that

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Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

#in awe of what some of these people are trying to say about this

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I am and always have been an Edelgard defender who believes she did basically nothing wrong, but her involvement with Kronya has always confused me a little tbh.

#really i don't get anything about her role in either edelgard or twsitd's plans #why did they need jeralt dead? #if that was all they needed her for then why was edelgard so busy with her? #she couldn't have been in on it because there's no way that wouldn't have come up #also again why would she do that #am i just being stupid? #edelgard #byleth eisner #edelgard von hresvelg #edeleth #fire emblem three houses #three houses spoilers #i guess??? #in case anyone was unaware that a fire emblem protaganist's parent died lmao

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closeted mean girl haley who kisses her friends to share lipgloss….

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*pic of funny/impractical looking historical thing*

ha ha it looks so silly what were they thinking!

imagine being in *historical time and place* and thinking “bro, i just had the best idea, ok? *simplified description of said historical thing*” 

oh! this is actually really interesting! *30 page essay about the history and how it was actually rarely used that takes all the fun out of the post, 80% of which is unnecessary historical context*

#old post from when i had a following of like 5 porn bots

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Having balls is crazy, why the hell do I have an exposed weak-point like some video game boss? Who designed this? Shigeru Miyamoto? How is it I’m a 6”6’ guy and a grazing hit to the groin will leave me on the floor in pain. Terrible design. Women do not have such flaws. That is why they scare me.

#this is not an accusation op #just an observation #but egg me said shit like this all the time lol

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i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

#IT WAS ONLY 5 YEARS AGO?

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just some casual girlfriend reanimation, nbd

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I really am glad that anime only people finally get to see the funniest thing about Marcille's feelings for Falin, namely how Marcille spends the entire story up to that point fawning over Falin and how cool and powerful and special she is while also acting like Laios is a deranged weirdo who tortures her for fun, only for the story to reveal that Falin is a Carbon Copy of Laios in almost every way and absolutely down with all of the freaky shit he's been up to. Legit comedy gold. I can't get over it. Marcille you're so fucking stupid, I love you.

#she's such a lesbian i love her

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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif

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Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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I haven’t found a single listing for an easily manipulable transfem in today’s modern job market. this is fucking bullshit.

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Gonna be 1000% with you guys. Gonna speak my truth here. People who act like armpits as a sex thing is like this weird crazy thing are the ones who are weird actually. Sexualizing the armpit is intuitive. When you're attracted to someone you like how they smell. Like ??? This is just how sex is. Humans are just like that. Faggots understand this

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

#honestly i would kinda like it if all gifs were like this #or at least most #a lot of gifs annoy me because they take what could be a still image and make it move repetitively and distractingly for no reason

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Secularist society that takes the cigarettes approach to religion and it's totally legal but all religious texts require a big sticker thst says "THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR GOD" or whatever. And at the start of every sermon you have to give a disclaimer thst you're making it all up. Etc. Kinda based

#i'm sorry but this goes hard #though the notes are. fun.