Me : flirting to my gf by surgesting doing stuff to her that is not only condemmed by most religions but also illegal and by most measures also immoral.
My Gf: Please peg me!
I feel like i have figured this flirting game out.
(i don't take any responsibility for amy possible negative effects if you try to flirt with anyone by surgesting canibalism, acts of violence or any other actions in adjacent categories)
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HEIKAZU NATION???? HELLO????
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steven @ marc: idc how bloody handsome you are!
marc, literally steven's reflection: wait- 😳
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Peak t4t flirting is offering each other clothing from pre-transition.
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Steve thinks Billy is a bit like a cactus, prickly and stubbornly refuses to move. Billy thinks Steve is good in a way he isn’t and selfishly wants to feel the light he radiates. Robin thinks they’re both ridiculous and should make out in the break room like normal people instead of the awkward weekly shuffle they do. It isn’t even flirting really, Steve tries to re-stock movies and Billy just stands in his way.
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just the other morning i was all alone, when i was taken by surprise that you showed up on my phone.
i started reminiscing about a few years back, to the first time that we met you didn’t know how to act.
i bet you don’t remember because your mind went blank, but i could tell that you were nervous, you have your own face to thank.
i left a note in your inbox with a joke we told and that’s where our story unfolds.
you and i were both kinda lost in space. taken by another so we couldn’t embrace all the feelings that were felt standing in that room. that’s why we’re doomed…
and darling it’d be nice…just to try a slice…
the glances that you made gave me butterflies. but they weren’t in my stomach, they were between my thighs.
i know the smell of my perfume gives you bad thoughts. and the image of me on you seems like a lot.
you swear up and down that i’m not your type but something about me makes you think, that’s not right.
thinking about the taste of my tongue draws you in and you let those thoughts win.
but the truth is we both know…darling you’re not going home.
Sappy Scarab
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What am i doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now ?
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How flirt with boy? Make him frog? Make him frog filled with rice? Make him frog filled with rice and invite him to DnD?
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cxnsolatio asked: LESTAT
GIVE MY MUSE A NICKNAME / PET NAME.
“Are you calling me a brat? Or perhaps insinuating I am damned.” He knew well enough he was being teased. Bullied one might go so far as to claim. Dark brow raised in a silent call out of Trafalgar’s jesting name.
“If anyone here is the brat, I’d say it was you. I hope I find you well, my amusing, brat prince.” He would not be denied the fun in this game.
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Hayden and Moses always looking at each other
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