#insert meme of dog looking into mirror

[leona-florianova]

I quite like my new profile pic but its different enough from the last one so every time i see my own posts on the dashboard im like “Who the fuck is this person posting my ar-! oh yeah its me” :I

#text post #did i follow this person accidentally? #oh yeah #insert meme of dog looking into mirror

[vaindumbass]

Do it. Elaborate on the Shrek au. I dare you.

oh god. oh god. well i cannot resist now i have been dared. remember that u asked for this. Also, this is mainly a collection of vague thoughts & details that maybe do not matter all that much, and will probably not make sense if u havent watched it.

fundamentally, shrek is a film (insert ‘im not even going to call it a movie’ meme here) about learning to love yourself as you are, but also about opening up to other people & letting them help you & also about how those two things interact with each other.

And who kind of hates himself and feels like a monster and uses the help of his friends? remus, of course. However! to even slightly maintain the vibe of the film the main character has to look hideous and intimidating to others, so we’re adding the lore that everyone can see that he’s a werewolf because of a particular scar on his head.

(sidenote: remember when sirius volunarily locked himself into a cave and looked like shit and ate rats? he would also make a good shrek, but if im going to list all the alternative ways this could be done we’ll never be done) 

Then, an enthusiastic four-footed sidekick: prongs. yes, it’s James in stag form. no, i don’t think he’ll be human at any point in the movie. (He has to be an outcast, that’s what unites them all, after all)

Also, the swamp is the shrieking shack.

now it’s going to get complicated, because unfortunately shrek wasn’t made with the idea of a marauders au in mind, which is kind of inconsiderate tbh. I’d make voldemort Lord Farquad just so that all the ‘compensating for something’ jokes can be replaced with something along the lines of: ‘well u know what they say: the smaller the nose,,,,’  

the magic mirror that snitches on them is Peter, and he tells voldemort that to be complete he needs a seventh horcrux and that the only thing fit for that is this one Black family heirloom. The black family will only give it away as a wedding gift. enter sirius black, stage left. 

lily is the dragon but. we’ve got to change the personality. lily is simply a Professional and wants to do her job, but james, overconfident as always, says he’ll be able to distract her with his seductive skills (yes, hes still a stag). Weirdest thing? it works. lily, who has never really talked to anyone before, just burned them to a crisp, is too busy laughing to really do anything. Somehow the whole ranting and never stop talking thing is the perfect approach, and Lily is quite curious about the outside world and how it has changed those past few years, and she is quite glad that she doesn’t have to kill him, because turns out he was just lost, and that must be true because he hasn’t asked about the prince yet. 

And then she spots Remus and Sirius getting away and realizes she was tricked. she isn’t exactly. proud of her reaction but to be fair trying to burn and kill people was just her knee-jerk reaction at that point!! she didn’t really have the time to get used to the talking thing!! 

ehhh sirius changes into a. fucking dog at night. and he can’t control it. that’s the curse. 

that one robin hood-like figure? that came to attack them? the blonde one with the song. yes that’s Gilderoy Lockhart and Sirius enjoys punching him very much (#letsiriusblackgoferal2021). Remus enjoys watching the punching and such and then the cute and slightly disturbing bonding montage starts. 

they take shelter in the windmill, sirius transforms into a dog but can still talk for plot reasons, and explains the whole being cursed and needing a true love’s kiss etcetera. remus got him a flower but drops it when he hears the words ‘but who could ever love a mangy mutt’ and it’s all a very sad misunderstanding and voldemort takes sirius away. (sorry abt putting the image of sirius and voldemort marrying into ur head <3) 

Here, for fun, I’d suggest just giving Lily some time to shine, going out, exploring the world, because she doesn’t really have a job anymore and doesn’t know what to do. She sees the fairytale people, the different ones, and how they are treated and how lord voldemort tries to get them all away because it doesn’t fit into his worldview. It’s horrible, and at her core, she’s a protector, so one day she just swoops two dwarfs (marlene and dorcas) onto her back, away from the soldiers who try to make them go down the mines and stay there forever, out of sight.

They have fun & explore & become friends, honestly, and her new friends want to show her some really cool dwarven shit let’s say a nice gemstone. Lily gives the appropriate reaction but unfortunately a very big dragon isn’t very subtle and the soldiers manage to find them and to capture marlene and dorcas, who both encourage lily to just get away as fast as possible. and lily does. she flies and flies and keeps flying until she can’t and then she stops next to a lake and cries.

that’s where she sees james again. they talk, james consoles her, says that at least she had that friendship because friendship is the most important thing in the world, and then we see him have a lightbulb moment. He makes up with remus. 

They crash the wedding! sirius appreciates the dramatics of it all, and, not one to be bested, reveals that he changes into a dog when the sun goes down. lord voldemort, appaled, calls for his guards (remember, the problem isn’t necessarily ugliness, here, but the exclusion of the non-normal, non-human people (shrek as a metaphor for queerness anyone?)) and lily eats him. #girlboss

remus hugs dog-sirius, and he’s smiling a lot more than we’ve seen so far in this film!! he also presses a small kiss to the top of sirius’ head just because. not much happens but a few seconds later sirius seems to concentrate and suddenly he’s human again (a delighted human, to be clear). he concentrates again and he’s a dog. human-dog-human-dog-human. remus, although he isn’t quite sure what’s going on, watches with a fond smile. sirius remembers he’s there and they kiss and it’s cute ig

ending scene is a big party with a banner of ‘we ended the monarchy!!!!’ and next to it there’s a painting of the person who was elected as president and it’s Just Some Guy. halfway through the party james decides to defend lily’s honour and crosses out the ‘we’ and writes down ‘I’ and drapes it around lily as if it’s a sash. remus and sirius are also vibing. dorcas and marlene are furiously digging out gems and giving them to each other (it’s how they flirt). the end <3

#i am. so tired goodnight #i WILL tag this however yall are going to see this my apologies #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #do i dare to tag this as my writing #oh to hell with it #mywriting #james potter #lily evans #if anyone unfollows me now i understand #i wrote this while tired this isnt my best work. or maybe it is #skdjh okay goodnight <3 if im writing shrek aus thats probably a sign that i should go to bed

[karajaynetoday]

for the prompts, can I get “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.” with luke, pretty please?? tomorrow or next week is fine

Hi Shelbi! Thanks so much for this request, hope you enjoy this lil blurb xo

(and by lil I mean 1.6k words but I got carried away as per usual. anyway, enjoy some soft Luke weekend away in a cabin-based friends to lovers!)

(This is a fem reader insert blurb)

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This weekend trip away to the lake with your close friend group had been in the works for months. The date had finally arrived, and all week your group chat had been buzzing with notifications from people  talking about the fun supplies they’d bought, or screenshots of the excellent weather forecast, or memes about bears (that, to be honest, made you a little nervous).

Luke had offered you a carpool spot in his car, along with Michael and Crystal, which you gladly accepted. Originally the idea of camping in tents had been floated, but you were definitely thankful when instead Crystal found an incredible cabin on Air BnB that had more than enough room for all of you, plus private lake access and heaps of nature trails and other activities nearby.

When you showed up at Luke’s, overnight bag in tow, you suddenly felt super nervous. These were all your best friends that you’d known for years, and it definitely wasn’t your first trip away together as a group, but lately things between you and Luke had been… different, somehow.

He’d always been a great friend to you, making sure you had a ride home after a night out, or buying your favourite snacks whenever he hosted an event at his house, or inviting you on walks with Petunia because he remembered you had a dog similar to her growing up and it helped with your homesickness. But lately, you found yourself thinking of him more often than not. In those moments where you’d slip into a daydream about your future, and envisaged travelling the world, or walking down the aisle, or settling down into a house with little ones of your own one day, the only person you could see by your side in those daydreams was Luke. But then reality would set in, and you’d have to remind yourself that he’d never really shown any interest in you beyond friendship, so you couldn’t get your hopes up too high.

Michael and Crystal were already there when you arrived, so you helped pack the remaining supplies into Luke’s car and got on the road as soon as you could. The lake was about a four hour drive away and you’d agreed to share the driving, so you all rotated through various seats in the car. For the final hour of the journey, sunset had passed and you were driving through darkness as you made your way through the wooded area leading towards the lake. Michael had offered to drive the final shift, and Luke sat next to him in the front passenger seat, leaving you and Crystal in the back. You’d both assured the boys that you’d keep them company, and you wouldn’t dare fall asleep, but the steady rhythm of the car quickly lulled you into sleep.

You couldn’t have been out for more than 20 minutes or so when you silently stirred and blinked furiously to try and wake yourself up more quickly. You were about to make a joke to Luke and Michael about definitely not falling asleep, when your ears picked up on them having a murmured conversation amongst themselves up the front.

“I’m so in love with her, Mike. I don’t know what to do.” Luke sounded exasperated, and you saw him run a hand through his mop of curls – a clear sign he was feeling anxious.

“Mate, I’m telling you, there is a solid 95% chance that the feeling is mutual. I see the way her face lit up when you offered her a lift to the cabin, or when you invite her on walks with Petunia, or when you have her favourite snacks at your house parties. I would bet a solid amount that she’s in the exact same boat as you.” Michael was trying to be patient and kind, but you could tell from his tone that he was a little amused by Luke’s predicament.

You froze when you realised they were talking about you. No. Surely not? Luke… Luke didn’t have feelings for you, did he? He couldn’t be IN LOVE with you? Plain, boring old you? Was this a dream? It has to be a dream. You pinched yourself, hard, and let out a small gasp at the pain before you could realise what you’d done. Luke’s head whipped around to the back seat, and you made eye contact.

“H-hey, sweetheart. How long have you been awake?” He asked, his tone wobbly and unsure.

“Oh, literally just woke up a second ago. Must’ve moved around in my sleep and bumped my elbow too hard, that’s why I gasped. Sorry if I gave you a fright!” You were desperately trying to sound as normal as possible.

Luke’s face visibly relaxed, and you knew you’d sold the lie well enough. Your heart was still pounding over what he said, but in this car right now was not the time to address it. You could see Michael eyeing you curiously in the rear-view mirror, almost like he didn’t believe a word of your elbow bump story, but you just flashed him a smile and focused your gaze out the window, even though you could barely see a thing in the darkness of night.

When you arrived at the cabin, the others in the group had beaten you there, and already started claiming bedrooms and stocking the kitchen, and they’d even used the outdoor grill for dinner which gave the area a delicious aroma. Stepping out of the car, you gave your arms a nice big stretch and took a deep breath in and out. You’d lived in a more rural area growing up, and being near the trees and the water really made you feel more at home.

Before you could protest, Luke was carrying your bag inside as well as his own, and you scurried along to claim a bedroom before they were all gone. You settled for a small bedroom that was more like a nook just off the kitchen, but it had a nice big window that you thought would give wonderful sunrise views of the lake when you woke up the next day, so its size and the single bed didn’t bother you.

After a welcome night cap and a brief discussion of plans for tomorrow (Calum offered to cook breakfast, Ashton was coordinating yoga down on the lake’s shore, Crystal and Sierra had mapped out some easy hikes, and Michael and Luke had organised boat hire and tubing), you all adjourned to your own rooms for some sleep. You’d been tossing and turning for what felt like hours, replaying Luke’s words that you overhead in the car in your head, when you heard someone step into the kitchen and open the fridge. You’d left your bedroom door slightly ajar because it was kind of warm in the cabin, so you were able to crawl up the bed and squint out into the kitchen to see who was on the hunt for a midnight snack. Even without your glasses on, you could tell the blurry, broad-shouldered, white-singlet clad kitchen intruder was Luke from a mile away.

You didn’t want to startle him, but you weren’t sure how many other chances you’d get this weekend to talk to him entirely alone. You pulled a sweater over your head, located your glasses and slowly shuffled over to the doorway.

“Hey, kitchen intruder. What’s on for midnight snack?” Your voice was soft, but Luke still jumped a mile and clutched at his chest, and you couldn’t help but giggle.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten you. To be fair, hearing the fridge open metres away from me unexpectedly was a bit of a heart stopper too, pal.” You teased, crossing across the kitchen to lean up against the counter next to where Luke was making a nutella sandwich.

“I guess that makes us even then, sweetheart.” Luke shot you a wink, and you felt your heart leap in your chest.

“Gonna make one for me too, or what?” You said, making grabby hands at Luke’s sandwich.

“Well considering you asked SO nicely…” Luke stuck his tongue out at you, but pulled out more slices of bread onto the cutting board and started making you a sandwich anyway.

You paused for a moment, and took Luke in. Even in the middle of the night, after a long and tiring drive, he still looked so damn good. And he was making you a chocolate-y snack. What a dream. A dream, that if you just took a little leap of faith, could maybe be part of your reality.

“Hey, Luke?” You half-whispered, almost not wanting him to hear you. His head perked up immediately, sparkling blue eyes meeting yours with a curious look.

“Yeah?” He half-whispered back.

“I know what you should do.” You spoke louder and more purposefully this time, the adrenaline taking over as you angled your body towards Luke’s.

“About what?” Luke countered, not moving an inch as you got a little closer.

“About the girl you’re in love with.”

Luke froze, dropping the butter knife covered in nutella onto the kitchen counter with a loud clang. He swallowed audibly, before fixing you with a look that you couldn’t quite read.

“Oh yeah? What should I do, do you reckon?” The mystery stare was gone, and the familiar mischievous glint you loved to see in Luke’s eyes replaced it, as he moved in and closed the gap between you, bringing you chest to chest.

“I think you should tell her. Mike gives good advice, there’s a pretty good chance she feels the same.” You could feel yourself smiling uncontrollably, as you glanced up and realised how close Luke’s face was to yours.

“I guess I’ll take my chances, then.”

Before you could respond, Luke cupped your face with both hands and kissed you, hard. You felt like your skin was on fire, and your heart was about to burst out of your chest, but kissing Luke also felt like coming home and finding everything you’d ever hoped and waited for.

The nutella sandwiches could wait. You had some making up for lost time to do first.

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[talkfastromance4]

Michael kept saying "Where's my kitty cat?" On his stream and I couldn't help but think of him playing and kitty hiding but everyone's asking where she is and it's suuuuper soft :( (I'm sorry,I just had to share this with you)

omg this is the sweetest and most soft thing ever. and don’t be sorry! the fact he said that is just oof I wish I could have heard it :( but also that you thought of me because of it? my heart💕💕 i know he’s been watching tik toks and youtube videos of him and the band and he BETTER not come to tumbler because yowza👀 (insert mariah carey “i don’t know her” meme)

• • • •

You usually get home about 5:00 from work and Michael is currently in the middle of a twitch stream. He’s playing fornite then alternated to funny youtube videos.

“What else should I watch next, guys?” he asks the fans while also glancing at the clock. As soon as you got home he would hop off the stream and take you out to a nice dinner.

His comments are blowing up for him to watch funny animal videos and when he types it in he’s thinking about where exactly to take you for dinner. Your favorite place or somewhere new? 

He clicks on one and watches a dog bark at its reflection in a mirror, then one attacks the hose spraying water in it’s face. 

“Why are dogs so cute? We don’t deserve them,” he sighs rubbing the scruff on his chin. He glances to the comments again and sees cat video recommendations then questions about you. 

Where’s kitty?

Is kitty gonna watch with you too?!

does kitty like cats or dogs more?

where’s your kitty?!

“Where’s your kitty?” he smiles softly at the comments. He loves how the fans adore you (not as much as hi obviously) but that they wanna see you too. “She should be home soon,” he glances at the clock again and hears the door open. “Sounds like she just got here.” He smiles widely and the comment section blows up with how in love he looks. 

He scrolls through more videos and lands on best vine videos. The fans notice he’s constantly looking behind him waiting for you to appear in the doorway and greet him with a hello kiss like you always do when you get home. 

“Where is my kitty cat?” he says under his breath but the microphone catches his words and comments are flooding in. 

He turns when he hears you approach, the dogs nails clicking on the floor as they follow you. You peek in shyly, not wanting to interrupt his stream or if he’s at an intense moment of a game. 

“Hey you,” he greets with a smile. “Come say hi, they’re asking about you.”

“Really?!” you ask brightly and walk into the room. 

You lean against his chair, and Michael’s arm holds onto the lower half of your waist as you bend down and wave at the screen.

“Hi guys! I look gross from work, sorry,” you giggle. 

“Found my kitty, guys,” Michael grins. “All right, time to go. I’ll tweet when I’ll be on next.”

He switches off everything then pulls you onto his lap, you poke at his own kitty ears from his headset. 

“Where’s my kiss?” he asks.

You hold onto his cheek and give him a sweet kiss. “Hi baby.”

“Hi my kitty,” he squeezes your waist. “Want to go out for dinner tonight?”

“Sure! Can I do another stream with you soon? I wanna play a game,” you say excitedly. 

“Sure,” he chuckles, “soon they’ll want you more than me.”

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[hollywoodhangar]

5 things!

Tagged by: @silvcrreaper! thank you, dear! :’D this is a really cute meme! I’ll probably use it again in the future bc of that tbh. I’d like to do a lotta characters. Tagging: @mettatoniic / @corviudex, @wcrldlyadventures​, @tcthinecwnself, @scwewywcbbit, @wabbitseezun, @couragelinked​, @contractualsarcasm​, @heedingcalls, @bloominghands, @fairestfall, @blackstardiopside​ / @hellhogged​, & you!

doing this for red’s hardcore over-a-year fixation seriously this woman owns my ass at this point hhggh this thing got way too long!!

CLAUDIA P.

5 THINGS YOU’LL FIND ON HER PERSON.

Her mother's broken pearl necklace. It's very near and dear to her, she's held onto it like a security blanket as well as a trinket for luck & protection ever since Lord Phantomhive whisked her away to the estate. She keeps them safely tucked away in one of her hidden skirt pockets! Those of supernatural origin that are able to detect magical objects can sense there is a Divine blessing on it; it’ll never be lost to Claudia, and those who mean her ill-intent will have their hands burn when they grab at it - almost like they stuck their hand in flames. It’s a precious thing that Máire [ her mother ] has long since used in her prayers specifically to Brigid ever since she was twelve, so it’s instilled with her blessing! 

Her axe. Even when she’s retired, the Countess keeps her silver axe on her person just the same; tucked away in its renewed sheathe that’s hidden under a flap on the back of her dress [ fun headcanon: while undertaker takes his sotoba up from the top of his collar, she pulls her axe down from below ]. Divine magic also touches this weapon; a blessing from the Morrígan in which the blade is kept heinously sharp so long as she gets some sip her blood tribute, absorbing the splatter and gore through the axe’s silver surface and leaving it pristine. Should too long go by without it having a taste of blood it will begin to dull rapidly for the amount of years its gone untouched, but fortunately the Phantomhives never seem to run short of assassins, hitmen and abductors. Her Divine continues to be pleased.

An emerald poison ring. Silver, classy and adorned with the head of a wolf opening its maw to hold a shiny emerald. No one'd expect such a beautiful big gem hides such a heinous poison beneath! It looks pretty neat when she pops it open and the poison pours out of the wolf’s mouth.

[ Enchanted ] Skeleton key. A simple-looking golden key with hidden runes that activate when inserted into magical locks its made for, but it functions like a normal key as well. This key will open absolutely any door in the Phantomhive manor [ unless Sebastian’s room has the same thing going on! ] as well as the invisible locks she has guarding her forest altar. This is also the only thing that will open all doors leading into her bedroom [ the hallway and the balcony ] as those locks are spellbound to react to only the key itself. Vincent’s always tried to pick his way in but could never quite achieve it! I like to think he inherited his mother’s mischievously nosy curiosity. 

Her black choker with a deep green brooch embedded in its middle. It hides the scar paved along her throat from the attempted assassination. Don’t want anyone seeing that, especially not family. v_v

5 THINGS YOU’LL FIND IN HER ROOM.

Her bed, of course! Mahogany framed. It’s enormous, as to be expected for a Countess. It’s extremely soft, easy to sink into and piled with many lace-ended pillows. Heavy, wool-knitted beige blankets lay over the very top, plush to the touch and covering the white and green sheets beneath it. Deep green curtains with leaf embroidery are tied to the bed posts with dark brown rope, and close all around the bed when Claudia turns in for the night -- except for the curtains at the foot. Those stay partially open to absorb the heat from the fireplace. As for the back of the bed, she built it herself! It has an enormous, full-length mirror installed into its wooden frame and a long, smooth surface below for convenience. It has two lamps at both ends that are within reach. 

Lovely mannequins. Rested next to the balcony are two simple manniquens. One is the bearer of her Brigid cloak, the hood pulled up and draped over to obsfuscate the face. Its arms are stretched forwards, hands splayed up with the ceremonial cloth and ropes used for Claudia’s handfasting ceremony; the pearls that were wrapped around all that hanging from its neck. Opposite of that is the other manniquen. Covered with a deep, dark duster, a peasant blouse, tight black pants and thigh-high boots give off a familiar visage of the Countess during her Watchdog days. Around its waist hangs a very intricate rich brown leather belt with lots of slots in it, weaponized chatelaines and satchels with golden clasps - and a golden wolf head as the buckle in front center.

Secret compartments. Many secret locked compartments in the walls she installed herself [ ^ that can only be opened by aforementioned skeleton key, or a very determined and powerful supernatural force ], hidden behind landscape portraits and animal print wall tapestries. She keeps various things in them: Tonics & Poisons. These are very rare breeds of both, being highly efficient in what they’re made for specifically. There’s vials of strange-looking gnarled roots and various colored liquids stored in here as well, along with herbs (??) hanging from the top. Inheritance. The late Lord Phantomhive left Claudia a fortune, most of which she sent to charity, but kept her own sum for emergencies sake. But that is not all he left her; there’s a small pile of letters, some opened, some remaining closed with different seals. There’s also an envelope in here for Claudia specifically, opened and re-sealed. What’s inside is information concerning safe passage to a number of locations and a list of names. Near the very end, the Lord gave Claudia a way out if she ever felt the need to flee from the Phantomhive title; she’s the only blood left. He would not hold it against her to forfeit the Watchdog title, he’d be dead - he has no reason to care for anything at that point. It’s a very bittersweet gift Claudia’s gone back and forth more than once and plans to hand down to the Undertaker “if I go before he does”. She trusts him to hold onto it and give to any Phantomhive who starts feeling pushed to the brink. Altars. A small altar for each of her Goddesses exists in the walls, in twin compartments side-by-side, their doors marked with the carvings of an anvil and a raven. Brigid’s altar is warm, decorated with handmade trinkets and rolled up drawings. The Morrígan’s is dark, positively dark and dimly lit with this very small icy blue lantern that hangs from the top, and the rest of it is decorated with fans fastened from raven feathers and odd white-crimson candles -- that contain her own blood.  Memonto Mori. Death has been embraced around Claudia for so much of her life, so she’s dedicated her own reminder of that in a “.. yet I survived” way.  Mementos from the Famine in the form of mothbitten fabric from the nightgown she wore that entire time and a lock of hair that had fallen out, from the first attempt on her life by a kidnapper in the form of the rusting gun he had and the bottled flesh & muscle she tore from his throat that earned her the title “Wolf of Winchester” among the Aristocrats of Evil, from the nigh successful assassination in the form of the bloodied gown fabric and pressed white roses that wear dried crimson on their petals. There is nothing for the Phantomhive Fire. This rebuilt manor is a jarring memento mori of its own now. 

Cherry wood bookcases. It is stacked with books of worldwide mythology, folklore, natural remedies, strange leatherbacks, and lots of journals Claudia’s written personally over the years. There’s pictures of loved ones wrapped in oval-shaped, polished wooden frames, a lot of old wooden toys she made for her progeny that they’ve grown out of, a black onyx hand with all fingers lined with rings she made herself and holding an ornate athame. Currently, “Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus” sits with a long brown & white feather serving as a bookmarker. 

Urns. Three very precious porcelain urns that are specifically customized to fit the lives they belonged to: Vincent, Rachel, and Claudia’s seven hounds. While she drew the designs for Vincent and her hounds, she let Rachel’s parents decide how they wanted their daughter’s urn handled. She passed the drawings to the Undertaker and he made them to perfection. They rest on the previously mentioned bookshelf, side-by-side in a very gorgeous center display, with fresh white roses, rosemary, gladiolus & lilies from the garden surrounding them and small lanterns constantly providing a low, gentle golden light. There’s candles that have been melted to their hilts and others that are brand new.

5 THINGS THAT MAKE HER HAPPY.

DOGS. 

Mythology. Mythology and folklore have always been incredibly fascinating to her! They can easily eat hours away as she delves herself into learning more and more about them and re-reading the ones she already knows.

Family. I've said it once, I've said it twice, Claudia's a woman who adores to be surrounded by family. Her attempts to convince the Midfords to join with the Phantomhive household have gone shot down by both her grandson and her daughter. One day she’ll prevail. One day. She won’t but she can dream of having a full house again, let her dream.

The countryside. Honestly, the fact they live here instead of in the city was something of an immense comfort to Claudia because it’s a little reminscent of Donegal. She regularly takes Gelert for a walk and finds a nice green pasture to just sit in for a while and enjoy the wind. It brings such a huge wash of calm and relief and what she turns to when feeling absolutely stressed, anxious or angry. Her natural dopamine hit!

Sweets. The Countess has a bad sweet tooth like her grandson and loves to eat sweet things, including things of her own baking and creating! Wave any delectable sugary sweet before her face and you have her attention - not her compliance, but her attention. [ 1v1 phantomhive discourse is continuously stealing the other’s treats. she doesn’t even recall who started it but it is an on-going War. ] 

5 THINGS SHE'S CURRENTLY INTO.

Infinite woodworking! She has several projects going on at the moment, one being a boat and another being a marionette bitter rabbit she’s eventually going to get around to painting. Both gifts!

Foraging. Sure she can easily send the servants to buy this stuff from the market, but she likes to retrieve them herself. There’s a lot of berries and edible/medicinal plants in season right now and she’s pretty happy about that. :) Mulberries galore.

Reading. Very good exercise for her brain as she’s getting a little more forgetful in her old age, so keeping it busy with things like this strengthens her mentally. At the moment she’s not only reading Frankenstein, but she’s also reading about Japan mythology! That, and about strange monsters & creatures encountered at sea, actual accounts taken down by the author of the book who interviewed many-a sailor. 

Hunting. Not only does it give her a grand excuse to get out of the manor, but she needs to keep her archery sharp and Gelert in shape. 

Summer Games. Speaking of which, she has a title to defend! Sporting events are beginning to ramp up and the Phantomhive name continues to hold first place in the Archery branch, much to the chagrin of many who try their aim & speed against the Countess And Lose. Also, the events are always a bunch of fun to take part in - she’s dragging along anyone available.

5 THINGS THINGS ON HER TO-DO LIST.

Finish the on-going "Misfortune's Way" Funtom board game with Ciel. [ Ciel: 9. Claudia: 9. Neck-to-neck. Who Will Win? ]

Continue work on the boat she's created for the Midfords. She needs to finish carving their family crest into the right side of it and hollow out the rest of the bow. So much work to be done! But four months of blood, sweat and tears are going to pay off. :)

Fix that TERRIBLY painful floorboard her foot keeps hitting. It's been on this list for about a week now. She keeps forgetting or gets sidetracked! She’s getting a bruise. :( [ have tanaka do it? no no, she lets that poor man rest now. have sebastian do it? not a chance. "Are ya daft!? I ain't about to have that damned vulture creepin' about my own private quarters." ]

Pack up Tanaka, cook some food [ avoid bard. he always offers, she always declines after he set a strawberry cobbler she requested on fire right before her own eyes, and then proceeded to catch a portion of the kitchen on fire. she was so stunned she didn’t even notice Sebastian come in and bat out the flames LMAO. ], make some tea and head out with Gelert to her favorite spot to chill in the countryside and soak up the rays of Summer. She’s been so much colder than normal lately and needs to a b s o r b s u n. It’s Summer! She shouldn’t be freezing this much! [ although it is funny to put her hand on the back of people’s necks when they complain about the heat and watch them flip ]

Commune with the Goddesses at her forest altar. Bring the landscape painting she’s done for Brigid, bring the bloodied clothes of a fallen enemy for The Morrígan.

#♈ [ CLAUDIA; HEADCANON. ] ━ 『 the wolf of winchester. 』 #♈ [ BLOG; OOC. ] ━ 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧! #tagged. #(( these little SOL memes are so good I love 'em. thank you tick. :D )) #long post

[captain-of-the-roses]

Stupid Things my family has said

Part III

"I can taste colors." ".......excuse me??"

"Mom! Mom the cart!" "It'll be fine!"

"Do we have enough syrup?" ".........NOPE."

"The cart-Mom!"

"We should get yogurt." "Ew." "For Jaiden." "Still ew."

"Last chance to trade." Whispering: "Last chance to negotiate. Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight."

"I'm a girl in a word where my only job is to marry rich- Paddidle- my father has no sons so-"

*picks up egg carten* "Ooh, look at that one." "Oof." *picks up another carten* "These are nice." "Perfect."

*insert entire conversation about boys being dumb*

"What's wrong with me tonight?" "Do you want me to answer that?" "Sure. Why not." "Everything."

"The Boston Tea Party~ Fuck ya, bitches!"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN~" "This is why we dont take you anywhere."

*picks up tomato* "You are ugly." "Did you just pick up that tomato and say you are ugly?" "I say that every time I look in a mirror."

Me: "So, when we went to Applebees-"

Sister:"We went to Applebees?"

Me: "I did. Anyways there was a baguette-"

Sister: "Lafayette baguette."

Dad: "A bag-et"

Me: "its bu-get not bag-et."

Dad: "In American its bag-et."

Me: "First of all, American isn't a language-"

Dad: "Depends on where you are."

Me: "Second of all, its bu-get"

"I'm not a fan of scary games." "You fight zombies." "Ya, but then I have a gun."

"Aaron Burr tried to start an empire out of Texas." "Not surprised, he was kinda an asshole."

"What-no, I have headphones in-" "Hearing aids~"

*tries to explain plan* *gets interrupted* *tries to explain once again* *everyone starts laughing* "I really do love you guys..."

While eating ice cream "I forgot how to eat ice cream."

In total seriousness. "I swear, if you get cake in the hair-"

"Honestly, I'm surprised whenever she talks this late." "Because you didnt expect her to be up?" "No, it just surprises me she talks after 8." "At this point in pretty much Nocturnal."

"Maybe that's what we'll do." "Eat Kylynn?!?!?"

"-he spent $40 dollars on a coconut!" "I mean, they were probably pretty rare-" "A. COCONUT!"

"Leonardo DiCaprio, I think." "Oh ya, meme guy."

"I ran super fast into the stairs and stubbed my toe."

"I heard breathing." "We own a dog???"

Finger guns "I'll ignore her."

"Did you just say snap, crackle, pop?" "Ya, I'm walking up the stairs and things are cracking. I'm like a bowl of fucking rice crispies over here."

"She isn't the brightest..."

"Google wished me a happy birthday." "More proof it has no sense of privacy."

"Do you ever get scared of the window cause you think a sniper os out there, waiting." "No, I pray."

"If you like soggy bacon why not just go out to a farm and take a bite of a pig."

"The world needs more assassins."

Eating the ice cream off the lid. "Depressed~"

"Ok, stop." "I'm just coughing."

"I'm going to the bathroom, don't kill each other."

"Dad left!"

"I heard loud noises and a car just pulled up out front."

"She just froze?"

"I want the cake on a metal plate without the frosting." "Does the metal plate make the cake taste different?"

"Crispy bacon is best bacon. That is a fact." "That's an opinion." "Its a fact amd any one who says otherwise is wrong."

"Ssssaaaaammmmee...."

"Ok, someone take the cheese away from her."

"Put the cheese in your coffee." "How dare you try to disrespect the drink of the gods!"

"Pennsyvania, but its spelt Penfylvania." "Penfylvania?" "Penfylvania." "Penfylvania." "Penfylvania." "Penfylvania." "Penfylvania."

"What do you think?" *licks face* "Same."

"Do you need anything?" "Drugs." "Kids don't do drugs." "And if you do, come to me." "John!"

*sneezes* "Bless you." "Bless you." "..........Bless you." "That was delayed."

"Can you imagine having 4 other siblings? ....wait-"

*super high-pitched sneeze* "Did you sneeze or drop something?"

#weird things my family has said #our conversations are strange #some of these its super obvious who said what

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

Henlo, tis I Wyatt's Beefy Bitch here to send you some yummy yummy VAV cummies uwu

But I don't know how to submit posts on tumblr and I oop. So I'll just explain the photos in the best way I can

First Pic: a photo of Daddy Geumhyuk being sexy with hims tattooed arms out uwu and baby boy Yoonho is there being sexy Papi too

Second Pic: it's a pic of ACE at the Germany concert with his abs out OwO

Third Pic: oops, it's a gif uwu it's Papi Peng without a shirt looking at the camera 

Fourth Pic: it's another gif! Of Daddy Wooyoung feelin himself in the mirror because he knows he's sexy af

Fifth Pic: it's a pic of Daddy Geumhyuk looking at his hands. I hope he's thinking "can I wrap my hand around Wyatt's Beefy Bitch anon's throat?"

Sixth Pic: it's Papi Yoonho in leather pants and y'all know what that means. *insert the meme of the lady saying "I just know his dick is big"*

Seventh Pic: guess who!? It's Lou, he's showing his abs too. Being sexy is hard, so many thirsty hoes throwing their panties at you. I'd throw my panties at Lou, I'd throw crotch less panties at Lou thank you

Eighth Pic: it's a gif of Baron from the Senorita mv OwO

Ninth Pic: who haven't we done? I know your bias isn't Ziu but Daddy Heejun doesn't care. It's another gif, of Ziu getting kissed by Daddy SPREADLEGS I mean Baron oops

Tenth Pic: because I'm trying to convert you into a Wooyoung stan here's a pic of Daddy ACE wearing a dog collar. He's a kinky basterd, woof woof daddy

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You are funny. I already like ACE, Baron and Jacob. You can't distract me from St. Van, I noticed him first. I think somebody needs to learn how to share.

#vav #st. van #jacob #ACE #baron #half of the group are twinks #ACE is a sexy twink #not sorry #submission

[jasonblossomsghost]

1-64 and 65: If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?mm no more my own? i dissociate Constantly

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?4 unless i’m w someone else then 1

3. The person you would never want to meet?drumpf

4. What is your favorite word?hmm idk iridocyclitis is fun, a meme, and i work for an eye doctor so relevant to my occupation

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?i like weeping willows and i cry a lot so

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?we’re really doing this again huh

7. What shirt are you wearing?a long sleeved red and navy striped shirt that my mommy gave me

8. What do you label yourself as?a disaster

9. Bright room or dark room?bright room. fun fact: when i was ab 13 i could not sleep unless my overhead light was on. sometimes if im doing really badly i still need it lmao

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?uhh iirc i was talking to my boyfriend and playing wordscapes

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?idk 19 is going ok so far

12. Who told you they loved you last?my boyfriend

13. Your worst enemy?either myself or this one coworker of mine who i genuinely hate

14. What is your current desktop picture?just the preset one,,, idc that much lmao

15. Do you like someone?i mean my s/o is pretty cool sometimes

16. The last song you listened to?Outside - The Early November

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?me bitch tf

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?that one coworker... this one patient at my job who degrades me and my coworkers constantly

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?no one and nothing... i like to do things myself

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)idk tbh 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?don’t really like this question or the phrase opposite sex in general  so pass /:

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?nah i’m Talentless

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?you know overflow drains in like bathtubs? until i was like 10 i had to have my back against them bc i was scared people could watch me through it 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.i live off popcorn so i dont eat or like sandwiches really

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?put it in savings. i’m tryna move out in 6 months

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?hmm idk. i have a friend in san francisco i havent seen in forever so that would be lit

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?smirnoff 100%

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no geminis

29. What is your favorite expletive?fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?i was gonna say my fire safe box that has my social security card, birth certificate, etc then i was like wait a minute... but tbh idk maybe my laptop? or my purse?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?my childhood was like 98% trauma but like.. it made me not suck that bad so i’ll keep it

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!i wanna move to seattle but thats in country so.. no idea. sweden? i like ikea

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?don’t fuck w the dead. no one is coming back

34. What was your last dream about?last sunday night i dreamt i woke up monday (christmas eve) and didnt go to work even though i was supposed to (paranoia. i had the day off lmao)

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?i am very good at loving dogs

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?yeah lots of times lmao

37. Have you ever built a snowman?yep. shitty but a snowman

38. What is the color of your socks?black

39. What type of music do you like?depends. sad boi music lately

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?sunrises 100%

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?i can’t drink milk /: but maybe strawberry

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)i am gay idk sports

43. Do you have any scars?quite a few! i’m a clumsy clusterfuck

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?i’m currently in college for poli sci and after i graduate w my BA, i wanna go to law school

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?idk?? like i hate myself but i also dont really wanna change anything

46. Are you reliable?generally yes. but i am known to cancel plans bc i’m depressed lol

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?hows life dude

48. Do you hold grudges?oh hell yeah not gonna play like i dont

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?nope dont like that At All

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?nothing really stands out... probably something from work but i take 100 calls a day so? they all blur together

51. Are you a good liar?really good. i don’t lie though. i’m actually brutally honest bordering on asshole

52. How long could you go without talking?dayssss i love not speaking

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?uhh freshman year i had an awful side part... next

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?yeah! i’m really great at cooking and baking!

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?not really? i took 2 years french and 4 years spanish and to pronounce properly i have to talk differently so i guess i kinda take on an accent then? but not actually

56. What do you like on your toast?i have celiac and gluten free bread is like $5 i dont eat toast lmao

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?i had to do a portrait in the style of francis bacon for my art final

58. What would be you dream car?ideally something that uses clean energy other than that idc

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.no and no.. i just shower what y’all doing in the shower

60. Do you believe in aliens?1000000%

61. Do you often read your horoscope?not often.. like if i happen across it i’ll read it

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?i’m not sure. m is a nice letter

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?dinosaurs bc they were real

64. What do you think about babies?honestly? terrified of them 

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.if i were a bird maybe a magpie? or a crow or raven? or one of those really annoying parakeets

[rksora]

jiwonahhh    ›    FRECKLE BOY MAKEUP FT ・  재현  ◞    UPLOADED !

104재현  [ +566, -55 ]  jaehyun is so good looking!!!! and jiwon unni is so cute!! 😍 we ship 💗 chertewoz  [ +84, -29 ]   can you do a video of just jaehyun next time AZTK [ +236, -187 ]   you call this makeup it just looks like you put dots on his face

                                                 CLICK PLAY !

she doesn’t really remember how she had convinced him to be the model for a make-up look she had wanted to try. she was 100% sure that bribery of ice cream must have been wagered, half-aware that some form of puppy-dog eyes were involved, and the open-ended promise of lessening the gavin memes was given but the fact that he had actually agreed -- it was unheard of. at least until she had him propped up against a wall that was taped with some form of beige paper in order to hide the hideously cracked plaster, her makeup (as little as it was) scattered on the table in front of them, artificial lighting directed at them from all possible angles did it actually feel real.

( it’s a momentarily lapse of judgement but shortly later does she realize, fuck she let another person into the shambles that she called home )

jiwon, like most days, goes through filming without a plan -- this included -- as she shows him a picture before she turns on the camera, with a tiny, nonchalant shrug; “i mean, how hard could it be -- it’s just freckles.”

like most of her sit-down videos, jiwon begins the video with a makeshift clapperboard with her hands. unlike most of them, whenever she has someone else guesting on her videos, she makes them do it. and since jaehyun was her unwilling guest --

“you just have to clap your hands in front of the camera,” she whispered, glancing at him as she dons a pretty smile, fingers pulling the sleeves of the pretty purple sweater she had put on for the shoot. when he doesn’t do it the first time, her hands reach over underneath the table to pinch his side, turning quickly to give him one of her looks before glancing back at the camera with a smile.

                                                         clap!

she begins her usual monologue with an overly-friendly smile and the raise of her eyes to the camera, using a specialty of hand movements to blur the motions between her words. dressed almost comically in an eye mask edged along the crown along with two carefully wrapped buns on either side of her head; it was like she was ready for bed but the minimal base makeup dusted along her face tells otherwise. 

“hi everyone, it’s jiwon -- and i’m here with a regular of my vlogs, it’s jaehyun!” there’s an applause clip that plays in the background, blaring over the soft undertone of animal crossing background music as jiwon shakes her hands around jaehyun’s head.

her personality does a quick 180º when the cameras turn on and her internet persona resides over her usual calm and casual exterior; instead a personal of bright smiles, sunshine and rainbows takes her place beside the male. she’s all twinkly eyes and dimpled grins and of course, freckled make up that she introduces through a variety of viewer-pulling catch phrases.

“i know, i know,” she sighs. “i’m pretty late to the game with all this freckled make-up but when i tried it on myself, i didn’t quite like it so i decided to bring along a friend who is much more handsome than i to help me.” there’s a childish ‘yay!’ inserted as the camera zooms into jaehyun via her special editing skills done later on in the week -- depicting jaehyun in all his gorgeousness, not really doing anything: barely doing the minimum of breathing, if at all. not like jiwon really cared, not like she ever did when it came to her dragging him along to do a video with her.

he should have expected this by now.

after a few more minutes of blinking at the screen and mindless chatter between them, jiwon looks up from her phone to show them the tutorial they were going to follow; a mixture of several videos she had watched before attempting her own. “i was going to follow a tutorial from one of the beauty gurus here on youtube but it was a bit much for my taste and i don’t think i have enough make up to really do that so --”

“you need me to buy you new makeup?” 

her gaze directs itself to him briefly at his question and she scrunches up her nose, shaking her head. “no, if you buy me more -- we’d just have to do more of these. and, do you really want that?” she shrugs, smiling back to the camera for the nth time with the over-exaggerated raise of the lips. “and anyways, we’re just doing freckles today.”

she glances over at jaehyun, and his clear skin and his stupid, good looking face. “god, you’ll probably look even more handsome with freckles on,” she mutters, almost regretting her decision of bringing him along for the ride; a tiny bit of her real personality seeping into her movements. but oh well, maybe his gorgeousness could reel in another thousand viewers. her viewers did love watching jaehyun on her channel.

“i’m in no way a makeup expert,” she wrings her fingers together, pulling at their intertwined digits in her lap. “so, we’ll just ... see how this is going to go. probably not going to go well but it’s all for the experience, right?” the older girl looks to jaehyun for an answer, awaiting his nod -- and his smile, considering that was what really brought viewers in -- before shifting about, kneeling so she could reach over and ready the products.

her hand is at the ready with the eyebrow pencil, a lighter shade of brown than she’d usually use for her eyebrows but was apparently perfect for faux freckles. “i’m just going to concentrate the freckles along the bridge of his nose and a little on the tip ... i don’t really want to overpower his face, i mean --” she frowns, turning his chin forcibly away from her face to show the camera. “he’s already good looking enough, if we make him too good looking, he might actually combust into flames.”

the first few dots come out smudged and more oblong than she intends but her index finger rises to smudge them out a bit. her other hand returning to dot along the bridge of his nose. eyes going a little crossed as she concentrates the product along the slim bridge.

“yah --” when he shifts for what felt like the hundredth time, her hand grabs at his chin and she frowns, slightly; sitting back on her heels, knees digging into the raggedy plush of her carpet.

“stop moving or else i’m going to poke your eye out.” she warns, holding the eyebrow pencil steady in her left hand and his face in the other. for one who wasn’t particularly fond of close proximities, jiwon guesses this was probably the closest she’d ever sat next to jaehyun and the longer she does the more the bumps on her arms grow, alarmingly showing the discomfort as a girl who loved her personal space despite the smile pressed into her lips and the teasing gleam rolling along her irises.

it’s only several seconds after that he moves again and he grins that she knows he’s doing it on purpose and she’s trying to hold herself back from glaring at him and his stupid, handsome face. 

“stop that, you’re handsome, we get it.” she grumbles. pinching his nose in retaliation only to realize, belatedly, that she had messed up the work she had done for the past 20 minutes. 

ugh.

about halfway through the dots and the excessive smudging does jiwon realize that this was probably a really bad idea. no way was jiwon a makeup expert, hell -- her channel didn’t even specialize in makeup or the like and yet, here she was taking her chance on whatever the hell this was and it was ... turning out quite horribly. and from the looks of things, no amount of smudging between her fingers and dots made by the brown pencil would make it any better. but she continues, they’re about five minutes of her pounding the tip of the pencil along his nose and her teeth ripping into her bottom lip. they couldn’t go back now.

“aaaaaaaand --” she drags the word out, tongue in cheek as she stares at him, eyebrows scrunched. oh, did it look bad -- and that was saying something considering jaehyun was pretty much a walking god. jiwon retracts her hands from his face, capping her brown eyebrow pencil before trying to muster up her best smile, trying to fend off the tug of her lips and the laugh inching up from the depths of her stomach.

“um,” she coughs, a hand pressed into her mouth before she shakes her hands along the underside of his jaw. “tada!”

she reaches beside her for the mirror, handing it over to him so he could take a look at himself -- and by the look he gives her, jiwon can only offer him a sheepish grin in return.

“i mean -- you look ... alright, kind of.”

it’s only when the screen fades to black and a comical jaehyun-chibi lights up the corner of the screen does his voice filter through,

“you took 30 minutes to put dots on my face, jiwon-ah. what even?”

when the camera finally stops recording, jiwon drops the facade. her face now embarking an expression much more akin to amusement and less of false pretenses. the polite tone she had taken throughout the recording also falls through the cracks as a hand moves off camera to retrieve a tissue before handing it to him. “you look kind of okay in the viewfinder,” she says, pointing at the screen above the camera; prompting the younger boy to lean over to look at himself.

“still awful but --” she shrugs, “i did say i didn’t know anything about makeup.”

mistakes were definitely made, maybe next time -- makeup was something she wouldn’t do.

                                                    REPLAY ?

#rkmakeover #❥ ┊ jiwonahhh ∙ yt . #rkhyunjae

[youhavejamsonkpop]

100 Questions Tag

thank you for tagging me @kochiniseokjinnie it took me almost 84 years to do it but here it is!

the meaning behind my url: basically comes from the meme: "Jimin, you got no jams". and like all of us in kpop we have jams, that's why I chose

a picture of me: I already posted a photo but I can not find it (thanks tumblr) but I promise that maybe I'll post another photo

how many tattoos i have and what they are: I don’t have any but I want to have in the future.

last time i cried and why: I don’t remember when it was, but it must have been because I was sad or revolted by something.

piercings i have: I don’t have (I only have normal earrings)

favourite band: bts and more in kpop, and some others (I don’t have proper favorites because I hear a little of everything)

biggest turn offs: when someone doesn’t believe me, injustices, prejudice, when someone annoys me, whuen someone doesn’t like animals

top 5 (insert subject):  things that I look first at someone (physical things): 1- eyes, 2-lips, 3-hair, 4-neck, 5-hands

tattoos i want: I want to do the "fingerprint" of my dog's paw and I wanted to do another one but I still do not know what it will be

biggest turn ons: funny people, cute smiles, necks (i love necks sorry), crazy people,  when someone laughs or smiles at something I said 

age: 19

ideas of a perfect date: I'm not picky about this sort of thing, if it's got to be a simple thing I'm going to like it, the most important is the person I'm going to be with

life goal: just a happy life with someone that i love (family)

piercings i want: I wanted to do it in the ears

relationship status:  very single, and waiting for a miracle (I'm laughing and crying too)

favourite movie: all Disney movies!!!!

a fact about my life: in my first years of school I didn’t talk to anyone, people even thought I was mute, not with my friends, only with my family. And I don’t know the reason...

phobia: Spiders

middle name: Ferro

height: 1,55m (5′1)

are you a virgin: No, I'm Sagittarius ... Joke! Yes, I'm a virgin.

what’s your shoe size: 37/38 (24/25cm)

what’s your sexual orientation: straight

do you smoke, drink or take any drugs: I just drink (not much) when it's a party or something

someone you miss: maybe my grandfather (I feel I was not very close to him but I still miss him)

what’s one thing you regret: nothing i guess

first celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: to be honest? BTS !! I can not! they are gods!!!!!!!!

favourite ice cream: cream and caramel

one insecurity: my body

what my last text message says: don’t ask why but it was from my mother and she said: "light the red candle"

have you ever taken a picture naked: well .... I have pictures when I was a baby when I was showering *shook*

have you ever painted your room: yes, pink and white, right now it's all in white

have you ever kissed a member of the same sex: I think not

have you ever slept naked: no 

have you ever danced in front of your mirror: well, I think so

have you ever had a crush:  obviously

have you ever been dumped: I don’t remember but I think not

have you ever stole money from a friend: no

have you ever get in the car of someone you just met: I think sometimes, friends of friends, friends of my parents etc.

have you ever been in a fist fight: no

have you ever snuck out of your house: no

have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back: that’s my life!

have you ever been arrested: nope

have you ever made out with a stranger: I don’t

have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere: nope (I never did anything, jesus ... hahaha)

have you ever left your house without telling your parents: No, I always say I'm leaving.

have you ever had a crush on your neighbour: I just have a neighbor my age and I hate him .... I never talked to him but I hate him

have you ever ditched school to do something more fun: Yes, I have, and I confess that I still do, but rarely

have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex: Yes, with friends and cousins (sleepovers).

have you ever seen someone die: Never

have you ever been on a plane: no, but I wanted one day (I'd like to travel a lot)

have you ever kissed a picture: Me? of course not! ( Yes, I did....)

have you ever slept in until 3: probably already

have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now: yes I do!!

have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by: several times

have you ever made a snow angel: no.....:( I've never seen snow, it snows in my country but not where I live

have you ever played dress up: I think not (and I think I did not understand the question but it doesn’t matter)

have you ever cheated while playing a game: well...of course!! sorry not sorry ;)

have you ever been lonely: that’s my life sometimes

have you ever fallen asleep at work/school: It almost happened!

have you ever been to a club: yes, but I don’t like it very much

have you ever felt an earthquake: no, I only knew that an earthquake happened because my mother told me, because I have sleep so heavy that even the end of the world I will not feel

have you ever touched a snake: yes i do! and i love it!

have you ever ran a red light: no

have you ever been suspended from school: nope

have you ever had detention:  only the teacher put me outside the classroom because I don't want to respond to what she had asked

have you ever been in a car accident: I don’t think so, but I've already seen one that happened right in front of me

have you ever hated the way you look:  a lot of times, it's sad but true

have you ever witnessed a crime:  not that I remember

have you ever pole danced: No, but I admire who does it!

have you ever been lost:  sometimes... yes!!

have you ever been to the opposite side of the country: I already had, I was quite close to another country

have you ever felt like dying: no

have you ever cried yourself to sleep: yes

have you ever sang karaoke: i’m too shy :(

have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t: so many times

have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose: No, but I already spit yogurt from laughing

have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger: just sleep? yes! my parents, and my cousin

have you ever kissed in the rain: no :( I need this in my life.

have you ever sang in the shower: sing? no. dance? yes!

have you ever made out in a park: no (I need action in my life because I did not do anything!)

have you ever dreamt that you married someone: tha’s my life!!!!

have you ever glued your hand to something: yes, but nothing too serious

have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole: no, why should I do that?

have you ever gone to school partially naked: no! 

have you ever been a cheerleader: no i don’t,  in schools where I was,  We didn't have that

have you ever sat on a roof top: no

have you ever brush your teeth: yes, everyday

have you ever gotten too scared to watch scary movies alone: Yes, but I ended up seeing it.

have you ever played chicken: I really don’t understand some questions.

have you ever been pushed into a pool with your clothes on: no 

have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger: hot no, but beautiful and cute 

have you ever broken a bone: no 

have you ever been easily amused: yes!!

have you ever laughed so hard you cried: yes and I love when it happens

have you ever mooned/flashed someone: I went to see what it meant ... I hope I saw the right meaning! my answer is never

have you ever cheated on a test: yes, sorry but yes

have you ever forgotten someone’s name: My life is forgetting things.

have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real: I don’t think so but I would like to have this experience

give us one thing about you that no one knows: I already thought that I liked girls because I had never had a relationship with a boy, but I concluded that no, I'm just so shy to the point of not knowing how to act with boys (maybe I'm the female version of jungkook )

 :)) i’m tagging: @hopeworldsavedmylife @a-r-m-y-g-i-r-l @ham-tae @catarina-catycaty 

#ask game #tag #tag game #100 questions #about me #me #that's me

[creaturebloom]

this is a 65 question ask meme and im the bitch that’s filling it all out at once to waste time

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? oh yeah definitely, but it’s usually the other way around where everyone else is real and i am not

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? idk like a 2.5 i guess

3. The person you would never want to meet? i mean. i don’t know ??? how can i know who i don’t want to meet until i have met them and decided they’re the worst

4. What is your favorite word? akimbo

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? i would WANT to be a weeping willow, but in all honesty i’d probably be a birch or some type of maple

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? i honestly cannot recall

7. What shirt are you wearing? a grey pajama shirt

8. What do you label yourself as? the skeleton god

9. Bright room or dark room? i mean if we’re talking the absolute brightest room vs the absolute darkest, i suppose i would pick brightest.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? for once i was actually asleep

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? god probably like 8 years old was good

12. Who told you they loved you last? my dad

13. Your worst enemy? it me

14. What is your current desktop picture? it’s a landscape in the style of like miyazaki movie backgrounds

15. Do you like someone? romantically ? no

16. The last song you listened to? poison vine - noah gundersen

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? just like physically destroy one person ???? idk man. like the consequences of this would probably be too far reaching for me to even fathom. do i get caught ?? does it spark paranoia worldwide ? a string of copy-cat murders ? could i live with myself knowing i killed a human being ?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? nazis

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? idk like. the idea of a slave that has to do stuff for me for a day is kind of wild. if i can like, make a billionaire my slave and then force them to redistribute their wealth then i’d do that

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) my bones !! i can’t show them to you though, not yet

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? i guess the opposite of nonbinary is SUPER binary so i’d be like half man half woman and i’d look exactly like a halloween costume

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? no, all of my talents are pretty out in the open

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? one unique thing ??? i don’t think anyone really has unique fears. if you dig deep enough they all sort of boil down to the same few things in the end. i guess the most strange fear i have is that spiders will be in my slippers, and so i do not own or wear slippers.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. oh shit ok. idk all the ingredients but one time i ate a vegetarian bahn mi in chicago and it was like the most heavenly sandwich i’ve ever had. i want that again. endlessly.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? honestly at this very moment in time i would buy groceries, and also maybe a pad of watercolor paper

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? oof, leave immediately ??? that limits my choices bc i don’t have a passport. i guess i’d go to like. god idk oregon ? colorado ??? the pacific northwest somewhere.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? wait what am i supposed to figure out if i don’t drink booze ??? like if my plan was to sell it, i’d have to get a liquor license, and that’s a can of worms i don’t care to open. i think i would ask the angel if instead i can get a lifetime supply of, like, that good bahn mi sandwich i was talking about a few questions up.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no nerds allowed

29. What is your favorite expletive? i’m pretty partial to fuck, but honesly yikes is what i say most often even though that’s not a swear word. petition to make yikes a swear word.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? hey so one time there was actually the threat of a fire in my house and despite all these questions no one does anything like that. i put on my shoes, grabbed my phone, sunglasses and water bottle because they were all immediately available as i was exiting the house. so as much as i’d love to grab my box of treasures and keepsakes, i absolutely would not and i know this about myself now.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? yikes. i can see the appeal of this for a lot of people, but for myself it’s just uhhh not feasible. i’d always wonder what i erased, and at some point i would uncover the truth. i wouldn’t like to live with that kind of mystery going on.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! oh thank god. i’m moving to a colder climate with universal healthcare.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? okay i would strike a deal here and let’s say i can bring back two pets instead of one person and in this case i would bring back rusty (family golden retriever), and also kohji (brother’s shepherd mix). i’d like to say i’d bring back my cat, but i have two cats now and i know my brother would really like his dog back.

34. What was your last dream about? i don’t really remember, tbh. i’ve been having a lot of weird dreams tho

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? yes i am a VERY good [something]

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? yes ! it was terrifying and i’d never like to do it again thanks

37. Have you ever built a snowman? no, somehow this was never presented to me as an option any time i’ve been around snow

38. What is the color of your socks? buddy i’ve not worn socks in months. but also generally they are striped with various colors.

39. What type of music do you like? gay stuff

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunrises

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? chocolate

42. What football team do you support? oh i sure don’t

43. Do you have any scars? yes, many

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? considering that i am no longer in school, the answer is that i want to do whatever i feel like doing at any given moment

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i suppose i’d cure my mental illness (which i’m working on, so, this will happen)

46. Are you reliable? oh, no. no thanks. i absolutely am but i hate feeling obligated so i always choose to not put myself in situations where someone needs to rely on me for anything

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? i guess i’d ask if they’re happy

48. Do you hold grudges? i mean. i don’t forget things ........ but i am capable of forgiving people

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? nope ! i’ve seen movies, i know what horror that can cause

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? one time my sister and i were talking to our aunt, and we could not for the life of us figure out if she was trying to GIVE or SELL us some rabbit fur coats she had ......... it’s been over a decade and we still do not know which it was

51. Are you a good liar? yes

52. How long could you go without talking? several million years

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? sorry my hair is indestructible and because of the natural texture it looks great no matter what. i’m blessed and i know it.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? what kind of person doesn’t bake their own cake ????? rich people i guess

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? yes ! but not very well

56. What do you like on your toast? butter, and occasionally cinnamon sugar

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? some cool clouds

58. What would be you dream car? a honda prelude with the pop-up lights

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i do sing in the shower sometimes, but not loudly

60. Do you believe in aliens? absolutely

61. Do you often read your horoscope? almost every day, but i do my full birth-chart horoscope so that it’s accurate, and not like horoscopes from the newspaper

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? n

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? i mean are they not the same thing. tell me a dinosaur and a dragon are not basically the same things.

64. What do you think about babies? yeah they’re alright. i never want to be in charge of one but i’m alright with them

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. i guess the most interesting thing i can think to ask myself is which tarot decks i have, and i will tell you. i have the prisma visions tarot (which is amazing), and also the shadowscapes deck (beautiful!), and also a deck of runes that i made myself with a sharpie on a pack of pepsi branded playing cards

#about mai #i guess this used up like thirty minutes of my time

[rana-capito]

blue, navy blue, i'm as blue as i can be, cause my steady boy said "all of them", one hundred something questiiiions

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?I’d take a couple more inches but like this is fine2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)It would be so cool to have a snake…but a dog is also really good…3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?cool jackets are cool…for myself I like target man tshirts4: What was your favorite video game growing up?I had these Magic School Bus computer games that were truly excellent. there was one about whales and dolphins and one about rainforest animals5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:idk…the Majority of my thoughts are either very self-centered or just the song that it’s time to have in my head6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?fuck idk. warning: occasional stupid bitch 7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?hmm! vague8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]I got sanguine on a quiz I took once and I like that because I like blood9: Are you ticklish?yeah, not Extremely tho10: Are you allergic to anything?guinea pigs, cats, pollen11: What’s your sexuality?i’m Gay12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?Tea13: Are you a cat or dog person?they are both good and i really like both…i’ll say dogs because i’ve been seeing a lot of very good ones lately + the cat allergy14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?VAMPIRE15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?I watch beckiejbrown a lot and I think she’s cool16: How tall are you?5'7"17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?Benjamin..perhaps…but there’s too many bens so I guess I’ll just have to be Larl18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]between 144 and 150 pounds19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?eh…nah20: Do you like space or the ocean more?The ocean..has more animals in it21: Are you religious?non22: Pet peeves?when people call frogs venomous or spiders poisonous23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?diurnal…i like Sunshine24: Favorite constellation?i like cassiopeia she’s spiky25: Favorite star?uhhhh I don’t have one26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?i think they are..flexible?27: Any phobias or fears?MIRRORS IN THE DARK MIRRORS IN THE DARK scary. 28: Do you think global warming is real?yeah lol29: Do you believe in reincarnation?not really30: Favorite movie?hmmm. i liked inglorious basterds a lot but i’m mostly saying that because i can’t think of any movies that have made an especially big impression on me at the moment31: Do you get scared easily?..yes i’m sensitive32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?1 frog 2 tortoises 4 guinea pigs & a lot of fish33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]8/10 content is great but posting frequency is too spread out34: What is a color that calms you?green like my room at home35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?I want to go to like..australia. or some other place with cool and weird animals!36: Where were you born?atlanta :P37: What is your eye color?brown38: Introvert or extrovert?IntroVert39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?not really but i like to read things about them anyway40: Hugs or kisses?WHY not both41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?clarissa…so far away…an entire TIMEZONE42: Who is someone you love deeply?Antonie Hvan Leeuwenhoek43: Any piercings you want?maybe something extra on my ear?44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?they’re cool45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?i neiver have done so46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!sexy. very shapely calves. extremely good at calculus and physics and programming. 47: What is a sound you really hate?when my shoe scrapes on the sidewalk48: A sound you really love?the echoes from the main staircase in the mlc49: Can you do a backflip?no :(50: Can you do the splits?no51: Favorite actor and/or actress?i like..karla souza52: Favorite movie?this has been asked previously and i still don’t have a good answer. 53: How are you feeling right now?cool! kind of tired54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?uhh this color’s good55: When did you feel happiest?jeez idk that’s pretty hard to answer56: Something that calms you down?my green chair in my room at home57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]i do not58: What does your URL mean?it’s vaguely homestucky59: What three words describe you the most?cool. sexy. innovative.60: Do you believe in evolution?hell yeah61: What makes you unfollow a blog?content that i don’t like or no content for a long time62: What makes you follow a blog?content that i like63: Favorite kind of person:cool person64: Favorite animal(s):guinea pigs. orcas. cane toads. naked mole rats.65: Name three of your favorite blogs.teensplop.blogspot.com is my ultimate favorite blog ever. my favorite tumblrs are of like random people who i follow and i would feel weird @ing them66: Favorite emoticon:girl with carrots67: Favorite meme:bode was pretty good68: What is your MBTI personality type?i think i got infp when i took it69: What is your star sign?capricorn70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?i don’t have a dog :(71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?dark gray vneck from target and my Excellent jeans72: Post a selfie or two?i’ll do that..later73: Do you have platform shoes?no i’m tall74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?my blood type is A positive75: Can you do a front flip?into a pool or on a trampoline76: Do you like birds?hell yeah! i wanted to be an ornithologist in 6th grade and if that ended up being my life i would be satisfied and happy77: Do you like to swim?Yeah Put Me In The Water78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?hmm. i guess swimming? ice skating is very fun though. and it has to be the correct context of swimming like the water is clean and i can swoop around in it79: Something you wish didn’t exist:*****es80: Some thing you wish did exist:my huge future muscles81: Piercings you have?one in each earlobe82: Something you really enjoy doing:dancing in a loud bar83: Favorite person to talk to:different people have different good talking qualities but there is a special kind of conversation i can only hold with my sister84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?this sure is The Place For Fanart85: How many followers do you have?15086: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?hmm…i feel like yes but i would be very tired after87: Do your socks always match?almost always yes88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?i used to be able to but no longer89: What are your birthstones?i think turquoise?90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?something sneaky and timid and nocturnal91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?it has 5 smooth white petals and a smooth green stem and i was so into it for like some time in second grade92: A store you hate?urban outfitters93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?ideally zero94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?fly95: Do you like to wear camo?not particularly96: Winter or summer?summer for sure..i like Sunlight97: How long can you hold your breath for?i don’t feel like testing this rn98: Least favorite person?let’s say johnny rives99: Someone you look up to:my veterinarian cousin is cool100: A store you love?binders is pretty cool101: Favorite type of shoespumas 102: Where do you live?in a College Town103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?no i love MEAT104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?star sapphires are pretty cool?105: Do you drink milk?on occasion106: Do you like bugs?yeah :)107: Do you like spiders?yeah :)108: Something you get paranoid about?people thinking i shouldn’t be in a place109: Can you draw:yeah i think so110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?nothing comes to mind111: A question you hate being asked?what kind of music do you like?112: Ever been bitten by a spider?maybe…i had this huge itchy leg bump the past few days that i think might have been from that113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?yah it’s nice114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?mmm sunny115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:Antonie Hvan Leeuwenhoek116: Favorite cloud type:Ummm ones that are interestingly shaped! not just stratus. everything else is cool117: What color do you wish the sky was?blue is good118: Do you have freckles?yah119: Favorite thing about a person:do people like actually have an answer to this in mind120: Fruits or vegetables?VEGETABLES121: Something you want to do right now:eat dessert122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?mmm sky!123: Sweet or sour foods?sweet…124: Bright or dim lights?uhh depends on the mood125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?…no?126: Something you hate about Tumblr:some of the discussions on here happen in really weird and negative ways but i’m pretty much never involved so whatever127: Something you love about Tumblr:lots of nice content128: What do you think about the least?i don’t fucking know since i’m not thinking about it129: What would you want written on your tombstone?something about science contributions maybe130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?i’m not in a really violent mood rn131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?nothing comes to mind132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?yeah133: Computer or TV?computer IS tv134: Do you like roller coasters?yeah :D135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?sometimes…not recently136: Are your ears lobed or attached?lobed137: Do you believe in karma?eh138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?this really varies but like in the middle somewhere. not a 1 and not a 10 for sure139: What nicknames do you have/have had?sarah calls me em…that’s it140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?hmm sarah and i had an imaginary little sister named lucille and an imaginary dog named ruby141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?non142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?i try to be a good influence?143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?i like…giving ;)144: What makes you angryjohnny rives145: How many languages do you speak fluently?One146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?i’m a lesbian147: Are you androgynous?hmm i think i’ve reached that somewhat148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:i like..my feet149: Favorite thing about your personality:i try to…be nice150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.julia clarissa sarah151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?i’m good staying here thank u152: Do you like BuzzFeed?it can be entertaining but i don’t think it’s good153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]introduced by a mutual friend is the most basic explanation154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?yeah!155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?yah156: What embarrasses you?being in the gym157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:the gym158: Biggest lie you have ever told:i can’t say it here…it’s illegal159: How many people are you following?130160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?4,507161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?2162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?27,596 wow163: Last time you cried and why:thursday night and i have no Fucking clue164: Do you have long or short hair?short165: Longest your hair has ever been:i think it got past my boobs in the first semester of 9th grade166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?i don’t really have any religious affiliations at all so. neutral167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?..yes? like i think it’s cool and stuff168: Do you like to wear makeup?Not like, regularly, but I like doing my 3am editorial looks169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?No170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?mostly. i didn’t think Too Deeply

@shovelthefries

#i #t #long post #ask thingy #ask thing

[shiroe-is-my-baby]

You Have The Nerve?

Summary: Based off of the movie Nerve, an AU/crossover fic that doesn’t exactly follow the storyline but does have a similar plot and a few scenes from it. A hard breakup throws Ashley into an emotional wreck, acting out in ways that she never knew possible. When the opportunity to play a game of dares for money, she can’t help but play along. Throwing her into a spiral of dangerous games, along with meeting a few new faces and possibly falling in love yet again.

W: self-insert, romance, strong language, angst, crossover, au

Plot belongs to the movie/book. I keep some themes and scenes for humor purposes. Most of it will be twisted to my own. There will be crossover characters, with a few faves thrown in here for fun! And an OC or two. The ship is still Shirey, though.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four

“And stay out you fucking prick!” I shouted, throwing the empty beer bottle into the street, flying right past the idiot.

Narrowing my eyes, I tugged my cardigan closer to my body and watched as my now ex-boyfriend, Darren, sauntered off with his bag over his shoulder. I ignored the heavy glares I was receiving from those passing by, bustling to their homes in the early afternoon. I’d gotten used to the looks having a rugged boyfriend that drove a motorcycle and didn’t care about the noise. My neighbors were used to the outbursts, which I wasn’t very proud of. But my next door neighbor is an asshole anyway. Let him give me another noise complaint. I dare him.

“You’re crazy,” Darren grumbled from his position hanging out of the Taxi cab.

“Yeah, I’m fucking psycho!”

Stomping my foot, I spun on my heels and quickly slammed the front door to the apartment complex. I leaned against the door, shivering from the sudden exposure to the cold. Even though my outer body was ice cold, the blood in my veins boiled with pure rage. It was too damn early in the morning to be dealing with this shit. Things seemed to be all going downhill this week. One thing after another seems to be happening to me. It makes me regret even moving to the city in the first place. It was all for that dumb man anyway.

This apartment was supposed to be the place that we both grew up together. Hopefully started a family. I laughed at that thought now, remembering earlier when I woke up to several texts on his phone. The same texts from the woman I used to listen him lie through his teeth about. All the nights that I spent listening to stories that they were only friends. Seems like my own stupidity that lead me to this spot. The signs were all right in front of me. I just didn’t want to see it.

Pushing off the door, I climbed up the flight of stairs towards my apartment. My boots clicked against the floor, no doubt louder now that I was practically stomping them. I turned the corner, flying down the hallway as my neighbor poked her head out. “Could you be any louder?” She asked in her snobby tone. I flashed her a narrowed eyed glare, barring my teeth as I hissed at her.

“You’re such a weirdo,” She grumbled, slamming the door behind her.

Of course, little miss perfect needs her beauty sleep.

My other next door neighbor is a pageant queen. Well, more like was. She’s now a little older than I am but can’t seem to let go of the past. She’s an internet model now, trying to work her way up to the big leads. I’ve scoured her Instagram a thousand times. She’s gorgeous. I can’t lie and say I’m not envious of her. How could I not be with pictures that good? Ones that don’t even need a god damn filter. And I don’t even want to mention how many followers she already has. She’ll be living large in no time. Or so I think. I’m not quite sure how a career on the internet works.

Shoving open my apartment door, I slammed the door shut and immediately made my way towards the bedroom. Everything that was his is gone. I’m throwing it in the fire. He got a bag of his clothes, but that was it. Everything else is mine for the taking. I spotted his computer and smirked, my fingers wrapping around it and raising it over my head. “This is going to look so good scattered across the floor,” I said under my breath, just as I heard my phone buzzing in my pocket.

My eyes seem to roll as if to say that now wasn’t the time. I figured it was him trying to call me. But it kept ringing each time I tried to throw the laptop to the floor. All I wanted was to watch something of his crumble like he had me and my heart. But with each pressing moment, I found myself unable to focus on the thrilling task. It’d have to wait. Whoever was calling me obviously wasn’t going to. With a huff, I set the computer on the desk and yanked my phone from my back pocket.

“What?” I asked, putting the phone against my ear.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

“God damn it, Sae. If you’re watching me again.”

My eyes flashed up to my window, then scattering all across my room for the bug. It would be too obvious to assume that my hacker best friend left his camera out in the open for me to find. He’s too sneaky for that. To think that my privacy met anything to him would be hilarious. He’d lie and say it was for my safety, but I highly doubt it. Saeyoung Choi was nothing if not odd like that. I spun around and tried my hardest to find this damn bug, but to no avail. All I heard was the cynical laughter of the man on the other line.

“It’s nowhere you can find it,” He said, and I could practically hear the swivel of his chair as he spun around, “And I’m not watching you. Just saw the little outburst and wanted to make sure that you didn’t kill him.”

“No, he’s not dead. Unfortunately.”

“That’s too bad. I would’ve loved to see you at least give him a nice big shiner.”

I scoffed a tiny laugh, my lips tight as I looked at my reflection from the stand-up mirror in front of me.

It’s strange how much I’ve changed over these past few months. How my attitude used to be much lighter and happier. Now, I felt like a creature of darkness all most. No longer able to smile as bright and wide as I could before. My style had changed drastically too. Now that he’s gone and I’m looking at myself… I’m starting to think that my friends were right. They used to tell me how much thinner I looked. The light in my eyes now much dimmer.

Not even Sae can bring out a sliver of a smile from me.

But, to be fair, I did just catch my boyfriend cheating on me.

That’s grounds for a snarl.

“Great, now you’re giving me ideas,” I mumbled, “Isn’t there something you can do? Crash his phone, send him stupid memes until his head explodes?”

“Maybe… but unfortunately, I’m all backed up with actual work.”

“C’mon, I stopped from destroying his computer for you,” I groaned, taking another look at the lonely computer that sat on the desk.

It was a lot nicer than mine.

She probably bought it for him. She’s got way more money than I do. The perks of having a father that will buy her anything she wants. That’s probably why he left me. Which didn’t make much sense given that he can’t stand her family and their money. It’s probably because she’s prettier.

“Well, I figured you needed a rational voice to give you a better solution. Just keep it for yourself. You’ve been wanting one of those for years. It’d be stupid of you to destroy it.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

“Of course I am. They don’t call me… what they call me… for nothing.”

“…Sae?”

“What?”

I tilted my head, waiting for his usual catch phrase to kick in.

But it didn’t.

“What’s wrong with me ag-“

“Ashley! Shhh!”

I blinked, hearing the seriousness in his tone.

Oh shit.

My eyes widened, and I sputtered a quick apology.

I had totally forgotten that he had an incident of his phone being tapped last week.

God, I was a total idiot.

Saeyoung waited a couple of seconds before he spoke again, trying to remain calm and chuckle nervously out of it. The normal way that he does.

“Anyways, now that I’ve stopped you from destroying a precious item of technology, I must be off,” He said in the most annoying accent possible.

“Fine. I’ve got other shit to burn anyway. Meet me at the diner later?”

“Sure! I could use some breakfast!”

“Sae, it’s three o’clock in the afternoon!”

“So?”

I let out a heavy sigh, putting my face in my hands.

Should have seen that coming.

Saeyoung has a habit of working himself too hard. I usually have to make sure that he’s well fed like some kind of dog. But even that is hardly possible when I can barely find him. He’s never in one spot, which is understandable given the name he’s made for himself. The things he’s done to piss people off with his hacking. Currently, he has a job that will hopefully land him a spot at some secret agency. Right now, it’s kind of a temporary thing. He can’t talk about it much, but I’ve seen how excited he is about it. Not to mention that he makes some decent cash doing it.

“Goodbye, Sae.”

I hung up the phone, breathing a loud sigh.

Now, what was I going to do?

It was obvious that I had eyes, which meant that trying to destroy other items from the jackass were going to be hard. I did feel too tired to deal with that anyway. The thought of a nap sounded wonderful, but I was even too tired for that. I never thought I’d ever turn down a nap. And it was too early to chug down an entire bottle of wine. Especially since I planned to meet Sae at the diner later. Nothing sounded good to me. I felt like a zombie, only able to feel rage in fluctuating waves. Every time I thought of earlier my blood boiled, but it would only linger for a while.

I was way too tired for this.

Heaving myself into my desk chair, I pulled my knees up to my chest and opened up the laptop. Since this was mine now, I might as well delete all of his shit and start fresh. Saeyoung had taught me how to wipe it clean, which would take a little bit. I’d have to set it up while I was gone, making sure that once I got home it would be ready for use.

But, for now, I wanted to scour the web until my mind felt numb.

Anything to get my mind off of this ridiculous day.

My thumb sat on my bottom lip, settled between my teeth as I nibbled on the skin of it. A nervous tick I picked up and never seemed to get rid of. My opposite hand brushed and clicked on the mousepad, opening a web browser and simultaneously fluttering my eyes across it. Usually, I’d binge on some videos that either made sense or didn’t or read a few blog entries or catch up on the latest gossip that I didn’t really give a shit about.

But there was one notification that seemed to pop out at me at every website.

It looked like a stupid virus that I didn’t want to click on.

But it was driving me up the wall, popping up in my face every time I closed it. Almost like it was toying with me. Trying to force me to look at it.

Originally, I thought it was Sae playing some kind of trick on me. That would make the most sense, given that it wasn’t the first time he would have done something like this. There was something about this that seemed strange. From the sophisticated look of it, to the flashing words that scrolled across the bottom. Everything about it screamed a trap.

But I ended up looking at it anyway.

‘Are you up for the challenge? Accept the dare and win cash’

“What the fuck?”

I raised an eyebrow, clicking on the link to the video underneath.

It was probably stupid, given that I could be allowing a virus onto my computer. But if that happened, Sae could most likely fix it. I wasn’t too worried as much as I was interested. That was probably not even a good word for it.

The video was nicely shot. It looked like a big production, like some kind of trailer for a movie. Just instructing how this game worked, apparently. I’d never heard of it before, and to make matters worse, it was playing off of a ridiculous middle school game. Who even does dares anymore? Stupid, moronic people that want to make a quick buck. But from this website or something, it seemed like the prizes were big. Ranging from a hundred dollars to a thousand.

How in the hell?

“You can either join the thousands of players, in hopes to make it to the finals and earn the title of champion. Or settle as an observer, making the bets and seeing just how far people will go.’

The video ended, and I was brought to a screen that flashed.

Apparently, they expected everyone to make a choice between being the player or an observer. All of it seemed ridiculous. I doubt it was even real. I’ll have to ask Sae about it when we meet up. He knows everything there is to know about these kinds of tricks. If it is fake, he’ll definitely make more sense of it than I can.

Closing the computer, I stood up from the desk and glanced down at my phone. Only half an hour had passed. I still had a little while before I was going to meet Sae. This was such a shitty day. The last thing I wanted to do was spend it inside this apartment and risk thinking about the asshole again. Saying his name was out of the question now. He was only going to be known as the asshole from now on. I quickly changed the wallpaper on my phone, making sure I didn’t have to look at his stupid face ever again.

Tapping on the screen, I sent a quick text to Sae around what time we’d meet. Then, I started to dial a familiar number and hoped to God I didn’t start tearing up the minute I heard her voice. She always seemed to bring out the emotional side of me. Even when I didn’t want to think about crying or expressing my emotions. Which seemed extremely hard to do these days. The asshole seemed to make me hard, growing an outer shell around my heart.

“Ashley?”

“Hey…” My voice sounded solid, though it faltered near the end.

I grabbed my keys and headed for the front door, shoving some money into my back pocket to avoid having to bring my purse.

“I’m coming over,” I said, “I really need some… girl time right now.”

#self insert #self ship #self insert writing #my writing #otp: shirey #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #au #nerve au #romance #angst #crossover

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8 DISCUSSION POST

Shrek discussion post    

First off Shrek is one of my favorite movies of all times from DreamWorks. In class, I didn’t know that Shrek was a book and was later made into a movie in. What was interesting to me that I learned in class was that the meaning of” Shrek” (in Yiddish) meant “Fear/fright” was a post-modern parody (making fun of Disney). Anywho this movie is beyond funny I didn’t understand the jokes when I was a kid but best believe I did catch them in movie night. My all-time favorite movie parts of the movie, of course, are the intro to the movie it’s a classic it makes fun of the classic Disney “intro” with the storybook and the “once upon” theme but instead, he rips out a page in the book and starts laughing. The next scene that tickled me is when Lord Farquaad wants to find a wife and he has the talking mirror, that scene reminded me of the price is right and(copies snow white with the mirror) he has the chance to pick from three of the Disney princesses and what gets every time is when he asked the mirror “mirror mirror on the wall is this, not the most perfect kingdom of them all? “uhhhh Thelonious ““punches the mirror (lmfaooo I always die because of this scene I don’t know why it’s just super funny. Lastly, when Princess Fiona has her kick-ass scene (Disney would never OK!) that scene sticks out like a glove because never in a million years do you ever see a princess beat up men in the woods. (THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK ENJOY)

HARRY POTTER THE SORCERER’S STONE DISCUSSION POST  

I just want to say that Harry had the “Hard knock life “(WIZARD EDITION”) the intro was mad dramatic (shows wizard tricks oweeee).  SIDEBAR (I didn’t even know that a woman (J.K Rowling) made the Harry Potter’s series that’s super cool. Back to my discussion out of all places why would they put them with this sick ass family (which unfortunately relate to him) honestly I feel like they were so salty cause they were regular ass hell no powers no wizard cool stuff just a basic muggle family. Just imagine having no powers what so ever at the family functions (sad asf wouldn’t even attend). The whole “child slave was a big NO! Child abuse at its finest he couldn't even sleep with his fat spoiled cousin (he really sleeping in that small corner wowwwww of the house like a dog) who is annoying big ass baby. I was happy when Harry found his gang gang.  Nobody is going to address this well I am Ron Weasley was THE BEYONCE OF THE GROUP I SAID WHAT I SAID. Let me elaborate on what I mean by Ron is funny asf he doesn’t try hard to be funny because he is naturally funny, Ron sticks out (looks wise he’s a redhead I think redheads are cool like hello you have red hair you’re not basic). He brings the flair to the group because Harry has a lot on his plate and on the other hand, you have Hermione the “goody to shoe” (save the good girl act for class sweetie loosen up) she can do no wrong all in all the trio balances out. What surprises me is the classic cliché that the hero gets the girl is a NO because Ron does and he’s the SIDEKICK (like I said he’s the Beyoncé hello we stan. (THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK ENJOY).  

ACCOMPANIED BY WOLVES DISCUSSION POST  

This by far is the most twisted and funny 80s scary thriller movie I ever saw never heard of it so I was a bit skeptical about this movie and I was interested.  Listen WAS PURE COMEDY OK! I tried to take it seriously but me being me the movie was most definitely 80s MATERIAL. Let’s chat about the relationship with the wife and the husband (the wolf). My thing is my dude just walked out the house because his wolf homies were calling and he dead ass left his wife (for some year) didn’t even return in a week it was some YEARS. Boom sis had about 3 kids looking tired. Fast forward to that boy with the missing tooth. LMFAO I WANT TO HAVE THAT MUCH CONFIDENCE IN MY LIFE TO STUNT ON A GIRL WITH A MISSING FRONT TOOTH (takes some balls to do that). The grandma gave me creepy vibes when she said she deserves a kiss for telling her granddaughter a story (inserts a meme shocking confused face) uhhhhhhh ok (Jaquelin's voice). The way the wolf killed the granny was beyond dramatic (in a funny way). I’ll give granny props how she defended herself one good time. SIDEBAR the wolf was prissy he wasn't a rough wolf) anyways back to him killing her the fact that he knocks her head off CLEAN AND HER HEAD SHATTERED (IN SLOW-MO LMFAO) LIKE A PLATE took me off I couldn’t hold it in class. In conclusion, the best part of the movie was THE WOLF TRANSFORMATION very much 80s (thank god for growth in SPECIAL EFFECTS).  The way he tore his face (taking 5 years later) was time-consuming and all the fake blood to make that scene scary SIDEBAR the wife could have run and defended herself I guess she was in shock lmfaoo lol ANYWAYS ( THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK) SIDEBAR 9THIS MOVIE MADE ME CRINGE A LOT.......

CRIMSON PEAK DISCUSSION POST  

The crimson peak was by far the best adaption of Bluebeard (I SAID WHAT I SAID). Edith and her ruffles going to bed I know she was hot I don’t know if that was a trend back then but......KILL IT everybody who wore that ruffle drip needs to go to jail like you're literally going to bed in a whole outfit (I know y’ all was hot asf). Locke lol I mean Sir Thomas honestly his role in Marvel sticks to him I always see him as Locke in my head. Edith my good sis you were head over heels for this man. For what reason I have no clue but for you to get embarrassed at the party SIDEBAR (I was laughing at that scene she looked so hurt).  OK let’s get to the elephants in the room 1. THE HOUSE before I get married or even go to a man’s house, I need to see how you are living PERIOD sis was oblivious and blind to the bullshit, BLOOD OOZING OUT THE WALLS RED FLAG the house was in the middle of Nowhere (reminds me of courage the cowardly dog) the house literally had a huge hole in the roof  (like I said blind to the bullshit) everything was old, rusty, bloody tired, beat down, in disarray, (I guess the love was so strong she look past it LMFAO couldn’t be me). My thing was if the damn ghost wasn’t so ghostly and graphic, she would have caught on to the warning signs (but of course she didn’t). Next elephant INSIST like really your own brother I was SHOOK OK like Ewww sweetie lol your siblings are supposed to be UGLY to you in your eyes. Lastly, I love how (sarcastically speaking) she still loved him in the end when he literally made your life a living hell with the help of his nasty sister. I guess love wins in the end after all huh. (I would neverrrrr) Anyways (THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TED TALK)

Jane Eyre Discussion Post  

Jane Eyre was the second-best adaption of Bluebeard even though it was a gothic romance it still had a hint of humor (which was funny asf) which I loved because men think they're so slick.  Too bad Jane gets played in this movie (inserts tear emoji). Jane endures the same bs family abuse just like Harry Potter minus the wizard magic her situation was a bit more intense because she gets sent to a charter school and continues to get abused. SIDEBAR The opening scene where she gets knocked in her head was a bit hardcore for my eyeballs. SIDEBAR I’m tired of Mia Wasikowska playing these sad roles making her have the hard knock life but it fits her in a weird way I couldn’t imagine her playing a non “my life sucks type of movie or like a thriller mystery type” Anywhoooo SIDEBAR the fact that Jane was mad young and Rochester is old as dirt baffles me (they like them young back in the old days ) I guess age ant nothing but a number hummmm... uhhhh okay (Jaquelin's voice). Rochester refers to Janes as “fairy” “pale little elf “first off, I cringe (gag reflex sound ugghhh) I wouldn’t feel comfortable at all like CAN YOU NOT. The little French girl (Adele) that dance her heart out for Jane and the old lady looks unbothered from her performance took me out and singing at the same time in the movie I'm sorry but I died laughing watching that scene because   The scene that puts he is icing on the cake is the wedding scene one her dress was ugly and she was too petite for that dress two the way Rochester wanted to marry her in a hurry took me out she’s literally out of breath with this vail on her face gasping for air THE WEDDING WAS RUSHED AND A DISASTER.

Beauty and the Beast Discussion Post  

Beauty by far had the brains and the beauty out of all the classic Disney princesses. Beauty and the beast skip the intro with the cliché book once upon a time theme (THANK GOD). The only thing that sucks with Disney IS THE SINGING I skip through them (FAITHFULLY) I can live without the musicals.  I love how beauty had her own mind in the movie in her town they thought she was “ODD” because she loved to read SIDEBAR lol, I never thought it was weird to have a brain and be smart (YIKESSS)  Men valued no brains Beauty was beyond the standard girl back in those days anywhoooo also, I love how she wasn’t chasing after a man the men were chasing her but she was very much uninterested. I don’t know if anybody catch it or not but I did when the dad was on horseback and he had to decide which way to go left or right and one side was dark gloomy and spooky while the other one was a normal path SIDEBAR lmao the horse shook his head down like I know he going to pick the wrong way if only animals could talk, and of course he chooses the dark gloomy path people just want the hard life (insert shrug shoulders emoji). I don’t anybody else caught this, but Belle and the beast were coming through with the looks FOR DINNER in the castle (lmfaoo she had a whole outfit just for dinner and it was only them to eating) same for the beast he looks fresh.

Moulin Rouge Discussion Post

The show must go on! I was a bit confused about this movie because it was a mess a lot was going on at first, the first thing that pops into my head “Lady Marmalade” with Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya, and Pink.  What stands out to me was the vivid colors the costumes and the famous soundtrack that was used in this film (which was bomb asf) what was so random to me was the “Green fairy part” she reminded me of a raunchy tinker bell (cringe) SIDEBAR fun fact Ozzy Osbourne  is credited as the voice of the green fairy I thought that was cool  I honestly don’t know what was the reason for that part to display how drunk they were from the absynthe SIDEBAR I was completely lost with this movie bare with me.  It was never a dull moment in this movie LITERALLY, my favorite performance was “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best friend all eyes were on her (AS IT SHOULD BE WHEN YOU’RE THE STAR). SIDEBAR I don’t know why but Satine always remind me of Christina Aguilera.  She had the crowd on their knees with the MONEY. During this performance I can see where the trouble starts to brew the MISCOMMUNICATION, Harold tried to “SECURE THE BAG” WITH THE DUKE while John whispering into Christian ear about meeting his dream girl Satine. The saddest part in the story was when we saw she was coughing up blood, passing out and she still chose to perform (THE SHOW MUST GO ON.)

HERCULES DISCUSSION POST    

Truth be told I never really watch Hercules (yeah, I know I'm weird) I really didn’t care for Hercules I'm not a Disney fan, But I got the opportunity to see it in class and it was a decent movie all in all. Is it just me or Hercules FEET WAS HUGE like his body proportion didn’t equal out at all? The Hades in this movie is funny, sarcastic and NOT mean he was just a PG type of hades (LOL THAT WAS CUTE DISNEY TO WATER HIM DOWN TO DISNEY STANDARDS FOR THE KIDS). Hade was amusing to watch in the show when we get to see him. Another thing I noticed was the advertisement endorsement scene I instantly think of the crazy Shrek phase when Shrek was on everything at the grocery store. Dreamworks is really on Disney's necks the opening scene to Hercules had A GOSPEL SONG SUNG BY BLACK WOMEN (DISNEY WOULD NEVER). I’m pretty sure Disney was shook and most likely PUNCHING THE AIR (lol). When that scene came, of course, I had goosebumps the soul in their voice lifted the storyline to a thousand. The Mount Olympus scene tickled me when baby Hercules took Zeus lightning bolt and put it in his mouth and shock himself was funny to me as well. SIDEBAR when Hade's losses his shit is so funny to me it’s like I can relate to him more than any character on the movie he was my favorite. Honestly, his do boys need to quit they legit had one job and THEY FAILED.

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*whispers* sorry to everyone who follows me; whenever i get a tad too antsy, i answer ask me memes by myself. the answers and questions are after the cut, so please don't feel obligated to read them

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65 Questions You Aren’t Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

nope. i'm more of a 'believe innocent until proven otherwise' person. or in this case, 'believe real'

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

when i'm with someone else: 2 on my own: 5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

oh? i don't know. i'm generally okay with everyone, even those that others consider 'bad'

4. What is your favorite word?

tintinnabulation: the sound of ringing bells. i love its definition and the way it rolls off my tongue

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

some kind of conifer, i think. maybe pine or fir. i'm pretty sturdy and i love the cold weather

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

'my bangs are assymetrical'

7. What shirt are you wearing?

right now, a dark blue shirt i've had since grade 5

8. What do you label yourself as?

let's see: girl, isfp, choice. that's as much as i'm willing to divulge at the moment

9. Bright room or dark room?

dark room, as long as the lights aren't completely off (i sleep with a nightlight)

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

mm, i woke up a few minutes after twelve. after that, i spent a lot of time thinking

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

thirteen. grade 8 was my favourite grade

12. Who told you they loved you last?

my mother! <3

13. Your worst enemy?

i don't have one. but if we're not talking about people, i really hate spicy food

14. What is your current desktop picture?

a picture of megurine luka

15. Do you like someone?

at the moment, no! but i do like all my friends

16. The last song you listened to?

i'm currently listening to リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー by MACINTOSH PLUS (i'm a big fan of vaporwave) on repeat

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

see #3 and #13

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

see #3, #13, and #17

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

i'd get my brother as a helper, just so he can do a more equal share of his chores

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

i've been told it's my eyebrows

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

i'd probably look like me, but with a very short haircut. i'd love to try talking to some guys though!

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

well, i can type on an old school cellphone pretty quickly. though that comes with practice, since i've had one for about four years now

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

showing my feet in public. yikes

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

nutella + ice cream + sweet bread; i'm a sweet tooth

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

i had this exact same problem the other day (though the money was a gift, not a happenstance)! i spent about $40 on a few books i wanted, but i couldn't figure out what to spend the rest on

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

iceland, iceland, iceland. i've wanted to go there since i was a kid

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out... so what’s it gonna be?

i don't drink (i don't like how alcohol tastes), but i'd get an endless supply of red wine please. for brands, i searched them up and banrock station sounds good

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

"no harming others"

29. What is your favorite expletive?

cheese on a breadstick

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my bin of stuffed toys that i got from friends and family

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

my first panic attack, probably

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!

probably england. it's close enough to iceland, and i'm not as good in any other language as i am in english

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

no one. don't mess with life and death

34. What was your last dream about?

ahhh, something about 'halftipedes.' sometimes i see this weird insect that looks like a mili/centipede in my house, and dream!brother told me that's what they're called

35. Are you a good...[insert anything you’d like here]?

...artist? i guess i'm okay. i'm not the worst, but i wouldn't get into art school

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

the most serious case was for stitches

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yes! i live in a country that snows

38. What is the color of your socks?

grey. they're either grey or black, really

39. What type of music do you like?

i like all music! i'm a big fan of edm, but i also like bossanova, electro swing, baroque pop, rock, etc.

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets. there's something calming about dark colours

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

i'm generic: chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

i don't watch soccer often, but i have a soft spot for fc barcelona

43. Do you have any scars?

plenty. i fell a lot when i was younger

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

clinical psychologist!

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

ermmm, probably my indecisiveness

46. Are you reliable?

i like to think i am, yes

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

"are you happy?"

48. Do you hold grudges?

no, but i'm not someone who forgets

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

i'd breed a cat + dog. i'm curious what their kid would look like

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

in recent memory, i had a conversation about how near the near future had to be for it to be considered the near future

51. Are you a good liar?

yep. pretty good. though i always feel guilty after a while

52. How long could you go without talking?

a long time, i think. not that i'd do it, but...

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

when i cut my hair to shoulder length. that looked terrible

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

not my own cake, but i'm baked cakes before

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

the stereotypical asian accent, since i can speak tagalog

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter! i like it when it melts

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

a tree on a field with a person underneath it

58. What would be your dream car?

a dark red bmw

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

no. the weirdest thing i do is think. a lot. i spend more than half of my time in the bathroom thinking instead of actually taking a shower

60. Do you believe in aliens?

yes. as well as ghosts and other supernatural/magical folk (because i really love mythology and folklore)

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

i read it whenever i get the newspaper, but i don't give it much weight. it's just for entertainment

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

'c' for cat. also because it’s the third letter of the alphabet (and my favourite number is 3)

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dinosaurs. i used to read about them all the time. my favourites are the stegosaurus and the plesiosaur

64. What do you think about babies?

they're cute! fussy, yeah, but i can live with that. i'm not thinking of having children though

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

i'll share a fact about myself: i played the baritone horn in my school band. but if i could learn any instrument in the world, i'd like to learn the accordion

#get to know marle #please scroll past!

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1-64 65. What is your zodiac sign?

well okay then, i’ll assume it’s the same person... as before it’s all under the cut to save your dashes from being super long 

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Unfortunately yes but that should be fixed soon

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 0 i’m not afraid of the dark i’m afraid of what’s lurking in the dark that i can’t see (of which would be a 3)

3. The person you would never want to meet? Can’t think of anyone other than like jack the ripper just cause i’d prefer not to die 

4. What is your favorite word? Guacamole it’s fun to say even though i never eat it 

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? not sure, i’d want to be a fruit tree but idk what kind of fruit tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? “geez i need to get a haircut and redye my hair”

7. What shirt are you wearing? My slytherin shirt hell yeah 

8. What do you label yourself as? not entirely sure what this means because i label myself as a million things, book lover, shitty artist, dreamer like there’s a lot of labels

9. Bright room or dark room? lived in dark rooms all my life plus brightness hurts my eyes even if it’s probably better for them in the long run

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? either watching scooby doo or talking to my friend (i need to fix my circadian rhythm) 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? probably 20 even though it can be stressful

12. Who told you they loved you last? still my best friend

13. Your worst enemy? don’t think i have any official enemies, unofficially? i will have my revenge on the middle school bullies by getting rich af and having them work for me

14. What is your current desktop picture? a still of the waterfall from the gravity falls opening, can’t remember where it’s from though

15. Do you like someone? No crushes sorry no juicy gossip for anyone 

16. The last song you listened to? just watched diamond jack so... i think it’s called the villain i appear to be but idk the artist 

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? i’d probably save it for if someone i knew was in danger tbh

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? no one i’m a wimp it’d break my hand probably, i’d love to learn how to take peoples momentum and use it against them instead

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? i should read through these more thoroughly, thinking through it though anyone i’d pick i’d probably forget the whole slave thing and just accidentally command them like “hey mind getting me a drink too?” 

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) uhh... none? wait no my eyes they’re the thing i have the least amount of a problem with

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? wait i get to choose what i look like too? honestly i don’t think i’d do much different except actually go out. i guess i’d be unrecognizable long hair new eye color taller in better shape, tbh i don’t think i’ve thought through that scenario enough

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? i mean not really, i can still put my leg behind my head but that’s not really a talent

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? unique thing i fear? are there any unique fears? i guess one would be being alone like those last man on earth stories being alone in general is fine but entirely? no thanks

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. i pick grilled cheese and ham

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? honestly this’ll be boring i’ll spend it on school books probably (too expensive)

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? even though i don’t speak the language i’d go to Germany

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? i like this angel hmm i pick peach Smirnoff vodka it was the first one i could stomach

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? the first rule is “Be excellent to each other” 

29. What is your favorite expletive? Fuck (i know how original)

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? assuming this happened after i got back home i’d run in and grab my laptop since i’d already have my phone and wallet on me

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? the time that i nearly fell to my death

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!  their loss guess i’ll travel to Spain then

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? myself after i die if i can’t do that then no one that would devastate the families of the person i lost

34. What was your last dream about? wish i could remember unfortunately this will be a repeat of last time; nuclear annihilation 

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? no i’m not a good anything

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? i mean yeah isn’t everyone at birth? i haven’t gotten into any accidents serious enough to warrant a hospital visit though

37. Have you ever built a snowman? yes and snow dogs and igloos (stereotypical Canadian that i am)

38. What is the color of your socks? i have rocket raccoon on my socks! it’s great lol

39. What type of music do you like? cop out answer but everything yes including country and other languages i just listen to what fits my mood

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsets i’d be too tired to enjoy a sunrise

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? chocolate but i like strawberry too

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) honestly i just don’t much care about sports unless i’m playing them so i don’t know of any teams (again i really need to thoroughly read these)

43. Do you have any scars? only the small ones you wake up with not knowing where they came from 

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? not a clue i just plan on being who i’ve always been cause idk what i’ll end up as in the future although i’m hoping by that time my business has taken off and i’m rich (it won’t but i can dream ok)

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? only one thing really? aw uhh my face

46. Are you reliable? yes when i say i’ll do something i will and if its for another person i’ll actually do it instead fo procrastinating

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? “so.... whats my S.O.’s name?”

48. Do you hold grudges? i mean i do but it’s kinda rare 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? gryphons i’d make gryphons so lions and eagles (would a human and bat make vampires?) 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? i had a two hour conversation about murder with two classmates once, we weren’t even in law or criminology...

51. Are you a good liar? i can be but if i have to come up with it on the spot sometimes i’ll end up laughing so.... depends on the situation

52. How long could you go without talking? little over a day then i’d start talking to my self

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? i asked for an inch off the top and the hairdresser interpreted that as buzzing off my hair

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yes it was delicious 

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? no although the voice in peoples heads that they use for thinking, that voice will change accents from time to time, atm it prefers a scottish accent

56. What do you like on your toast? strawberry jam 

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? i can’t remember but probably satan (from satan and me)

58. What would be you dream car? a self driving car

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. actually i’m boring i just stand in the shower and think don’t even put on music

60. Do you believe in aliens? yes just due to the probability of it

61. Do you often read your horoscope? not really unless you mean the horoscope meme that was on here for a while

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? C cause it steals K and S’s jobs

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies? they’re adorable when they’re someone elses kid

65. i’d be the rat of the zodiac

let me know if i got zodiac and horoscope backwards promise i’ll fix it

have a great day!